1 00:00:00,290 --> 00:00:02,873 (film rolling) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:05,973 --> 00:00:08,723 (dramatic music) 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:22,069 --> 00:00:25,087 - So the plan was to sneak off and get married in Vegas, 6 00:00:25,087 --> 00:00:27,210 but the whole thing was ruined by zombies. 7 00:00:27,210 --> 00:00:29,638 Yeah, fricking zombies. 8 00:00:29,638 --> 00:00:33,471 (Chad imitates karate sounds) 9 00:00:37,290 --> 00:00:38,739 Thank you. 10 00:00:38,739 --> 00:00:40,710 - Can you come in with me next time? 11 00:00:40,710 --> 00:00:41,543 - Why? 12 00:00:41,543 --> 00:00:44,520 - Because the dude in line behind me is hitting him on me. 13 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:46,863 Why do I always get hit on at gas stations? 14 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:49,540 - Honey, you're irresistible. 15 00:00:51,420 --> 00:00:52,920 - There he is. 16 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:55,890 - What? - Who the hell is Jasmine? 17 00:00:55,890 --> 00:00:58,532 - Jasmine? - Can't wait to see you again. 18 00:00:58,532 --> 00:01:00,947 When are you going to invite me over to your place? 19 00:01:00,947 --> 00:01:02,636 - Don't, you don't need to read me that. 20 00:01:02,636 --> 00:01:03,620 Don't. 21 00:01:03,620 --> 00:01:04,453 - I can't wait to spend the whole weekend with you. 22 00:01:04,453 --> 00:01:06,592 - Hey, hey, it's just a girl from work. 23 00:01:06,592 --> 00:01:07,838 It's- 24 00:01:07,838 --> 00:01:09,239 - Nobody from work sends me nudes. 25 00:01:09,239 --> 00:01:10,710 - Mm. 26 00:01:10,710 --> 00:01:12,165 - Good. 27 00:01:12,165 --> 00:01:15,243 - Dude needs a better phone password, I guess. 28 00:01:16,113 --> 00:01:18,696 (upbeat music) 29 00:01:28,470 --> 00:01:30,423 - How much longer are we gonna do this? 30 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:35,018 Okay, I get it, back roads are the heart of America, 31 00:01:35,018 --> 00:01:38,310 but how much corn do we need to see? 32 00:01:38,310 --> 00:01:40,830 - Liz, this is the road less traveled. 33 00:01:40,830 --> 00:01:43,260 All right, we're gonna make it to Vegas on time, 34 00:01:43,260 --> 00:01:45,090 but if we just took the main highway, 35 00:01:45,090 --> 00:01:46,490 how memorable would that be? 36 00:01:47,514 --> 00:01:49,950 (gentle music) 37 00:01:49,950 --> 00:01:52,650 - After eight years of therapy this should be nothing, 38 00:01:54,030 --> 00:01:55,203 but it's our wedding. 39 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:56,873 - I love you. 40 00:01:58,166 --> 00:01:59,441 - Don't. 41 00:01:59,441 --> 00:02:04,441 - I l-love you. 42 00:02:04,505 --> 00:02:07,192 (Liz laughs) 43 00:02:07,192 --> 00:02:09,775 (upbeat music) 44 00:02:19,876 --> 00:02:22,110 - Oh, come on, gravel? 45 00:02:22,110 --> 00:02:24,248 - This is gonna shave an hour off the trip. 46 00:02:24,248 --> 00:02:26,831 (gentle music) 47 00:02:30,060 --> 00:02:30,893 Huh? 48 00:02:32,301 --> 00:02:33,218 - I got it. 49 00:02:41,850 --> 00:02:44,070 We're getting married tomorrow. 50 00:02:44,070 --> 00:02:45,570 - Yeah, we are. 51 00:02:45,570 --> 00:02:47,370 - And we're cutting it pretty close. 52 00:02:48,914 --> 00:02:53,607 - You know this is gonna make a great story one day. 53 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:58,559 (car sputtering) 54 00:03:00,021 --> 00:03:00,854 Huh. 55 00:03:07,649 --> 00:03:10,399 (birds chirping) 56 00:03:19,118 --> 00:03:20,451 That's not good. 57 00:03:54,155 --> 00:03:55,488 Where you going? 58 00:04:00,542 --> 00:04:03,933 Liz, it's a minor delay. 59 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:09,180 Baby, you need to relax. 60 00:04:09,180 --> 00:04:10,013 Hey. 61 00:04:17,010 --> 00:04:22,010 baby, it's my job to make you happy, right? 62 00:04:24,709 --> 00:04:28,101 So anyway, from this moment on, 63 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,910 for the rest of our lives, 64 00:04:29,910 --> 00:04:32,070 whether it's this route or that route, 65 00:04:32,070 --> 00:04:33,723 it's your call, okay? 66 00:04:35,927 --> 00:04:38,613 Tell you what, just to show you that I can change, 67 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:43,113 you get to decide where we eat for the whole trip. 68 00:04:44,820 --> 00:04:45,653 Yeah? 69 00:04:46,590 --> 00:04:47,423 You good? 70 00:04:51,015 --> 00:04:51,848 Alright. 71 00:04:55,526 --> 00:04:56,359 - Hey Chad? 72 00:04:56,359 --> 00:04:57,720 - Yeah? 73 00:04:57,720 --> 00:04:58,863 - Where's the car? 74 00:05:04,590 --> 00:05:05,423 - Huh. 75 00:05:06,519 --> 00:05:08,364 (Liz groans) 76 00:05:08,364 --> 00:05:10,947 (gentle music) 77 00:05:13,764 --> 00:05:14,714 Babe. 78 00:05:14,714 --> 00:05:16,043 - I don't wanna talk about it. 79 00:05:17,547 --> 00:05:20,430 - [Chad] You just gotta look on the bright side, all right? 80 00:05:20,430 --> 00:05:21,330 - [Liz] What is the bright side 81 00:05:21,330 --> 00:05:23,670 of my wedding dress being stolen? 82 00:05:23,670 --> 00:05:26,700 - [Chad] I'm sure it was just a big misunderstanding. 83 00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:27,690 These things always have a way 84 00:05:27,690 --> 00:05:28,990 of working themselves out. 85 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:31,830 - [Liz] I don't wanna talk about it. 86 00:05:33,955 --> 00:05:36,538 (gentle music) 87 00:05:44,089 --> 00:05:49,089 - You guys need a ride? - Um, no, we're good. 88 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:53,640 - Our car was stolen. 89 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:55,025 - Around here? 90 00:05:55,025 --> 00:05:56,283 Not likely. 91 00:05:59,874 --> 00:06:01,770 Where'd you leave it? 92 00:06:01,770 --> 00:06:06,770 - Uh, over by the gravel road down that way. 93 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:08,853 - And it just vanished? 94 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,910 Well if it was just sitting around here 95 00:06:14,910 --> 00:06:17,640 Buck probably came out and hitched it up. 96 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:19,410 Hop in and I'll take you to it. 97 00:06:19,410 --> 00:06:20,814 - That's okay. 98 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:21,647 If you can just point us in the right direction 99 00:06:21,647 --> 00:06:22,653 we can walk. 100 00:06:26,816 --> 00:06:29,100 What are you doing? 101 00:06:29,100 --> 00:06:30,660 - You can walk. 102 00:06:30,660 --> 00:06:32,721 - Liz. - You can hop in the back, 103 00:06:32,721 --> 00:06:33,554 and keep Suzy company. 104 00:06:37,290 --> 00:06:41,220 - Well, I mean why, why can't I 105 00:06:41,220 --> 00:06:43,020 ride up front with you guys? 106 00:06:43,020 --> 00:06:44,270 - To give my elbows room. 107 00:06:46,590 --> 00:06:47,423 - In the back. 108 00:06:51,771 --> 00:06:54,271 (engine revs) 109 00:06:57,858 --> 00:06:59,070 - Hey, there's no handle. 110 00:06:59,070 --> 00:07:00,636 - Hop over. 111 00:07:00,636 --> 00:07:03,219 (gentle music) 112 00:07:09,802 --> 00:07:12,465 (Chad thuds) 113 00:07:12,465 --> 00:07:15,048 (gentle music) 114 00:07:24,750 --> 00:07:26,010 - Help yourself. 115 00:07:26,010 --> 00:07:29,334 - Oh, no thanks, I'm trying to quit. 116 00:07:29,334 --> 00:07:31,710 - I know the struggle. 117 00:07:31,710 --> 00:07:35,233 I've been trying to quit pretty ladies. (laughs) 118 00:07:38,430 --> 00:07:40,800 What are you two doing way you out here? 119 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:43,588 - My fiance wanted to take the scenic route. 120 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:46,380 - Well, plenty of that around here. 121 00:07:46,380 --> 00:07:47,940 Where are you heading? 122 00:07:47,940 --> 00:07:50,580 - Vegas, uh, we're eloping. 123 00:07:50,580 --> 00:07:51,560 - What? 124 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:53,670 Pretty gal like you? 125 00:07:53,670 --> 00:07:55,920 You deserve a proper wedding. 126 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:59,340 Like a fancy one with 400 pound pig 127 00:07:59,340 --> 00:08:00,900 roasting over an open pit 128 00:08:00,900 --> 00:08:03,180 and moonshine, 129 00:08:03,180 --> 00:08:07,119 and a band with banjo and mandolin. 130 00:08:07,119 --> 00:08:08,913 - Gotta have the banjo. 131 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:12,243 - Don't let him get by with anything less. 132 00:08:13,769 --> 00:08:14,850 You don't wanna go marrying a guy 133 00:08:14,850 --> 00:08:16,323 who won't put you number one. 134 00:08:19,230 --> 00:08:23,073 - Well, actually the Vegas thing was kind of my idea. 135 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:30,663 - Well ain't you an easygoing sorta gal? 136 00:08:35,460 --> 00:08:36,911 - Suzy? 137 00:08:36,911 --> 00:08:39,411 (Suzy growls) 138 00:08:41,233 --> 00:08:43,983 (dramatic music) 139 00:09:06,176 --> 00:09:07,009 - Tommy. 140 00:09:08,490 --> 00:09:09,900 Tommy will take care of you, 141 00:09:09,900 --> 00:09:12,390 she's the best mechanic in the area. 142 00:09:12,390 --> 00:09:13,890 - What's up, Clem? 143 00:09:13,890 --> 00:09:15,660 Breaking hearts as usual? 144 00:09:15,660 --> 00:09:17,040 - You know it. 145 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:19,023 Found these two up off of 51. 146 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:22,915 - That's my car. 147 00:09:22,915 --> 00:09:25,983 - Don't cream your jeans sweetheart, it's an Nissan. 148 00:09:27,765 --> 00:09:29,040 - We'll see you Missy. 149 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:29,873 Good luck. 150 00:09:30,810 --> 00:09:31,643 - Thank you. 151 00:09:35,985 --> 00:09:36,818 - Uh, Liz. 152 00:09:44,220 --> 00:09:45,610 All of our stuff is gone. 153 00:09:47,479 --> 00:09:49,680 - What about my phone? - Everything. 154 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:54,240 - Relax, Princess, the sheriff has it. 155 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:55,080 - Why? 156 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:57,313 - So nothing goes missing, 157 00:09:57,313 --> 00:10:00,870 and it gives him a chance to go through all your stuff, 158 00:10:00,870 --> 00:10:03,630 make sure you're not up to no good. 159 00:10:03,630 --> 00:10:05,048 - He can't do that. 160 00:10:05,048 --> 00:10:07,233 - I'll let you be the one to tell him that. 161 00:10:08,370 --> 00:10:10,620 And you, you degenerate, 162 00:10:10,620 --> 00:10:12,861 your battery's dead as a doornail, boss. 163 00:10:12,861 --> 00:10:15,990 - Oh, that it? 164 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:16,823 - Nope. 165 00:10:18,270 --> 00:10:20,103 - Do you have a phone I can use? 166 00:10:20,940 --> 00:10:21,773 - Inside. 167 00:10:30,940 --> 00:10:32,130 (phone ringing) 168 00:10:32,130 --> 00:10:33,390 - [Operator] Devil Hill Switchboard, 169 00:10:33,390 --> 00:10:34,920 how may I direct your call? 170 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:37,440 - Um, I'm at the garage, 171 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:39,990 and Tommy said I could use the phone. 172 00:10:39,990 --> 00:10:41,070 - [Operator] No problem, 173 00:10:41,070 --> 00:10:43,110 who would you like to be connected with? 174 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:44,460 - New York, the number is- 175 00:10:44,460 --> 00:10:46,800 - [Operator] Sorry honey, this switchboard can only 176 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:48,633 connect you with people in our town. 177 00:10:49,791 --> 00:10:51,397 - Okay. 178 00:10:51,397 --> 00:10:53,937 How do I call outside the town? 179 00:10:53,937 --> 00:10:55,393 - [Operator] You can't. 180 00:10:55,393 --> 00:10:56,360 Thank you for calling. 181 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:58,693 (dial tone) 182 00:11:04,443 --> 00:11:07,314 (phone shakes) 183 00:11:07,314 --> 00:11:09,053 (Liz groans) 184 00:11:09,053 --> 00:11:12,093 - So now I'm not allowed within 100 feet of an Aquarium. 185 00:11:13,293 --> 00:11:14,126 - [Tommy] Oh. 186 00:11:14,126 --> 00:11:15,890 - The phone only works for people in this town. 187 00:11:15,890 --> 00:11:17,922 - I could have told you that. 188 00:11:17,922 --> 00:11:20,119 - Where's the sheriff's office? 189 00:11:20,119 --> 00:11:23,940 - Go to the end of my building, turn left, look up, 190 00:11:23,940 --> 00:11:24,813 you'll see it. 191 00:11:25,770 --> 00:11:28,020 - Good, I'll use my own phone. 192 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,103 - Not in this town. 193 00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:32,130 - Why not? 194 00:11:32,130 --> 00:11:34,863 - The council has a no tech policy. 195 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:38,337 No cell phones, computers. 196 00:11:38,337 --> 00:11:39,753 - That's a bit extreme. 197 00:11:40,620 --> 00:11:42,213 - It's the way we like it. 198 00:11:45,060 --> 00:11:46,410 - Can you fix the car? 199 00:11:46,410 --> 00:11:47,400 - Easy. 200 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:48,390 - [Liz] Good. 201 00:11:48,390 --> 00:11:50,390 - Should be ready by tomorrow afternoon. 202 00:11:52,530 --> 00:11:54,180 - We can't stay here. 203 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:57,033 - [Tommy] That's true, no motels. 204 00:11:59,040 --> 00:11:59,873 - Huh. 205 00:12:01,084 --> 00:12:03,300 - You could try Mrs. Powell's, 206 00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:05,572 up on first and Devil's Hill. 207 00:12:05,572 --> 00:12:10,023 She takes in strays once in a while. 208 00:12:11,912 --> 00:12:12,745 - Strays. 209 00:12:14,937 --> 00:12:15,770 - Liz. 210 00:12:16,872 --> 00:12:18,813 She gets a little upset sometimes. 211 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:21,870 Be ready in the morning? 212 00:12:21,870 --> 00:12:23,253 - Late afternoon. 213 00:12:24,290 --> 00:12:27,525 - Okay. 214 00:12:27,525 --> 00:12:32,525 Thanks. 215 00:12:34,380 --> 00:12:36,623 Babe, where are you going? 216 00:12:38,486 --> 00:12:41,013 - I'm going to get my phone, my dress and go home. 217 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,620 - Don't you think you're overreacting? 218 00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:49,113 Just, just like a little bit. 219 00:12:49,950 --> 00:12:52,800 - I'm not overreacting. 220 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:54,240 The whole point of this trip 221 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,350 was so that we didn't have to deal with 222 00:12:55,350 --> 00:12:56,793 the stress of a big wedding, 223 00:12:57,737 --> 00:13:00,483 and this has been nothing but stressful. 224 00:13:09,630 --> 00:13:11,168 - Perfect. 225 00:13:11,168 --> 00:13:12,251 - What is it? 226 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,143 Be back tomorrow at nine a.m. 227 00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:23,243 Huh. 228 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:29,727 - Chadwick Alan Weber, fix this. 229 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,908 - Babe. 230 00:13:40,908 --> 00:13:41,741 Babe. 231 00:13:43,234 --> 00:13:45,984 (dramatic music) 232 00:13:53,982 --> 00:13:54,815 It seems nice. 233 00:13:58,075 --> 00:13:59,895 (dramatic music) 234 00:13:59,895 --> 00:14:00,728 - Right. 235 00:14:10,613 --> 00:14:13,363 (dramatic music) 236 00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:18,033 - We've been expecting you. 237 00:14:18,930 --> 00:14:21,180 - Oh, they must have called you, and told you about our car. 238 00:14:22,020 --> 00:14:25,440 Yeah, Tommy said... (cane bangs) 239 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,780 - I will allow you to stay one night, 240 00:14:27,780 --> 00:14:29,853 providing you follow the house rules. 241 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:33,353 - Sure. 242 00:14:34,260 --> 00:14:35,093 - Enter. 243 00:14:49,164 --> 00:14:52,108 (door bangs) 244 00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:53,253 It's a drafty house. 245 00:14:54,695 --> 00:14:56,348 If you're not married, 246 00:14:56,348 --> 00:14:58,470 you'll stay in separate rooms. 247 00:14:58,470 --> 00:15:00,681 - Oh, well we're actually engaged. 248 00:15:00,681 --> 00:15:02,643 (cane bangs) - Separate rooms. 249 00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:05,003 - That's fine. 250 00:15:06,647 --> 00:15:08,760 - Dinner will be served at seven p.m. sharp. 251 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:10,437 Lights out at 10 p.m., 252 00:15:11,340 --> 00:15:14,280 and I need your rooms returned like you found them 253 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,753 at nine a.m. 254 00:15:17,670 --> 00:15:19,380 - How much do we owe you? 255 00:15:19,380 --> 00:15:23,520 - I will not accept money for my hospitality. 256 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,157 - It's really no big deal. 257 00:15:25,157 --> 00:15:26,088 (cane bangs) 258 00:15:26,088 --> 00:15:27,463 - No. 259 00:15:27,463 --> 00:15:31,015 My daughter Ellie Mae will show you to your rooms. 260 00:15:31,015 --> 00:15:32,431 (cane bangs) 261 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:35,014 (upbeat music) 262 00:15:39,090 --> 00:15:40,440 - I'm in the twilight zone. 263 00:15:44,078 --> 00:15:47,220 - Hi, I'm Ellie Mae, you can call me Ellie. 264 00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:48,053 - Hi Ellie. 265 00:15:48,995 --> 00:15:49,828 What? 266 00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:52,110 - I'm Liz, 267 00:15:52,110 --> 00:15:55,380 and this is my fiance Chad. 268 00:15:55,380 --> 00:15:57,810 - We don't get many visitors around here, 269 00:15:57,810 --> 00:15:59,943 at least none that stay very long. 270 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:03,473 Come on up. 271 00:16:05,036 --> 00:16:07,619 (upbeat music) 272 00:16:11,473 --> 00:16:12,306 - What? 273 00:16:17,714 --> 00:16:18,547 - In there? 274 00:16:18,547 --> 00:16:19,683 - No hun, you're in there. 275 00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:23,670 There's towels on the bed if you wanna freshen up. 276 00:16:23,670 --> 00:16:24,543 - Thanks. 277 00:16:26,850 --> 00:16:28,720 - You'll be in there. 278 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,753 And in case you're wondering, 279 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:32,990 my room's right above yours. 280 00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:37,167 See you at dinner. 281 00:16:43,766 --> 00:16:44,599 - What? 282 00:16:47,055 --> 00:16:47,888 Liz. 283 00:16:55,726 --> 00:16:58,476 (dramatic music) 284 00:17:06,223 --> 00:17:08,806 (gentle music) 285 00:17:33,150 --> 00:17:35,613 - Would you like to give thanks before we eat? 286 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:41,133 - Uh, no thanks, you can go ahead. 287 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:47,797 - I think Chad would love to, wouldn't you? 288 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,540 - Oh, okay. 289 00:17:51,540 --> 00:17:55,233 Um, hmm. 290 00:17:57,105 --> 00:17:58,353 Uh, oh my God. 291 00:17:59,790 --> 00:18:03,552 Please bless this meal, 292 00:18:03,552 --> 00:18:06,450 and give us the strength 293 00:18:06,450 --> 00:18:11,280 to say no to the devil. 294 00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:13,480 And please stop 295 00:18:14,374 --> 00:18:18,213 Satan from corrupting our minds. 296 00:18:19,114 --> 00:18:21,913 Let us all ask what would Jesus do 297 00:18:21,913 --> 00:18:25,290 if he was here at this table with us. 298 00:18:25,290 --> 00:18:28,560 Just let us all make good choices, 299 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,538 and get home safe. 300 00:18:30,538 --> 00:18:32,228 (Chad groans) 301 00:18:32,228 --> 00:18:34,348 Amen. 302 00:18:34,348 --> 00:18:37,229 (crickets chirping) 303 00:18:37,229 --> 00:18:40,062 (person groaning) 304 00:18:42,490 --> 00:18:45,490 (crickets chirping) 305 00:18:47,114 --> 00:18:47,947 - Squirrels in the basement. 306 00:18:47,947 --> 00:18:49,380 - Squirrels. 307 00:18:49,380 --> 00:18:50,213 - Squirrels. 308 00:18:52,230 --> 00:18:54,123 - Please help yourself. 309 00:18:57,481 --> 00:19:01,707 - Oh, um, that looks really delicious, 310 00:19:02,844 --> 00:19:05,403 um, but I'm actually a vegetarian. 311 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:09,213 - How disappointing. - More for us. 312 00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:13,025 (dramatic music) 313 00:19:16,658 --> 00:19:17,491 - Liz? 314 00:19:20,370 --> 00:19:21,203 Liz? 315 00:19:29,463 --> 00:19:30,323 Where'd you get pajamas? 316 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,520 - They were just on my bed. 317 00:19:34,678 --> 00:19:36,595 - I didn't get pajamas. 318 00:19:41,189 --> 00:19:42,022 What? 319 00:19:43,690 --> 00:19:45,180 - I think we should leave. 320 00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:48,097 - I can't understand you. 321 00:19:48,097 --> 00:19:49,097 - Come here. 322 00:19:51,828 --> 00:19:53,494 - What? - I think we should leave. 323 00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:56,943 - And go where? 324 00:19:58,525 --> 00:20:00,660 Baby, I know it's creepy, 325 00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:03,270 but let's just spend the night here, 326 00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:05,653 and then first thing in the morning we'll leave. 327 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,720 - Something's not right here. 328 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,643 Nothing's right here. 329 00:20:12,637 --> 00:20:17,240 - Look, I'm one door down, okay? 330 00:20:18,657 --> 00:20:21,063 Nothing's gonna happen, you trust me, right? 331 00:20:23,229 --> 00:20:26,520 Come on, you trust me. 332 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,096 Look at my face. 333 00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:28,929 - Stop it. 334 00:20:28,929 --> 00:20:30,330 - Okay. 335 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,640 - I trust you will honor the house rules 336 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,053 until tomorrow. 337 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,050 - Yes, ma'am. 338 00:20:37,050 --> 00:20:38,525 - Yeah. 339 00:20:38,525 --> 00:20:39,358 I mean, oh, I, 340 00:20:39,358 --> 00:20:41,460 I wasn't trying to sneak around 341 00:20:41,460 --> 00:20:42,753 to have sex or anything. 342 00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:48,034 We've had plenty of of sex inside, outside. 343 00:20:48,034 --> 00:20:50,886 We've done it in a plane, 344 00:20:50,886 --> 00:20:52,830 but, but we got caught, 345 00:20:52,830 --> 00:20:55,440 and so I, I just wouldn't even try that here. 346 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:57,660 I mean, she's pretty tired 347 00:20:57,660 --> 00:21:01,027 of all the sexing from earlier. 348 00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:05,160 So I think we're just gonna be doing some sleeping, right? 349 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,905 Yeah, so no sexing just sleeping. 350 00:21:07,905 --> 00:21:10,985 If anything, I'll be flying solo tonight. 351 00:21:10,985 --> 00:21:11,818 - Stop talking. 352 00:21:11,818 --> 00:21:13,424 - I'm gonna stop talking now. 353 00:21:13,424 --> 00:21:14,507 - Good night. 354 00:21:18,770 --> 00:21:19,853 - Good night. 355 00:21:27,193 --> 00:21:29,943 (dramatic music) 356 00:21:58,296 --> 00:22:01,296 (crickets chirping) 357 00:22:23,726 --> 00:22:26,476 (dramatic music) 358 00:22:43,495 --> 00:22:47,078 (dramatic music continues) 359 00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:31,560 - Oh my God, are you naked? 360 00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:32,697 You know just how I like it. 361 00:23:32,697 --> 00:23:35,683 - I don't know how you like it. 362 00:23:37,758 --> 00:23:39,270 - What are you doing in here? 363 00:23:39,270 --> 00:23:41,400 - I could ask you the same thing, 364 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:42,630 it's against house rules, 365 00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:44,280 mother's not gonna be very happy. 366 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:45,997 - Well what did you do with Liz? 367 00:23:45,997 --> 00:23:47,597 - Nothing, she was already gone. 368 00:23:49,702 --> 00:23:50,535 - Shit. 369 00:23:50,535 --> 00:23:51,368 Where'd she go? 370 00:23:51,368 --> 00:23:52,680 - She went out the front door. 371 00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:54,623 I don't think she wanted to stay here tonight. 372 00:23:57,072 --> 00:23:57,990 - Well, where, where is she? 373 00:23:57,990 --> 00:23:59,730 Where would she have gone? 374 00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:02,480 - There's only a few places in town that are even open, 375 00:24:04,050 --> 00:24:05,043 we could go look. 376 00:24:06,784 --> 00:24:08,554 - Okay. 377 00:24:08,554 --> 00:24:10,204 Meet me downstairs in 10 minutes, 378 00:24:11,460 --> 00:24:13,773 and put some clothes on, I'm engaged. 379 00:24:18,946 --> 00:24:21,696 (dramatic music) 380 00:24:31,712 --> 00:24:36,712 (saw sawing) (dramatic music) 381 00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:40,145 - Ma'am. 382 00:24:41,157 --> 00:24:43,080 It looks like we got a peeping Betty 383 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,043 caught in the act out at the Powell Place. 384 00:24:45,043 --> 00:24:48,270 - No, no, I, I'm staying here, up, up there. 385 00:24:48,270 --> 00:24:51,240 I, I came down 'cause I heard something. 386 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,200 - You heard, you heard a noise? 387 00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:56,343 What did it sound like? 388 00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:58,631 - What? 389 00:24:58,631 --> 00:24:59,940 - The sound that you heard, 390 00:24:59,940 --> 00:25:01,836 what did it sound like? 391 00:25:01,836 --> 00:25:05,153 - It, it was just a sound. 392 00:25:05,153 --> 00:25:09,210 - Was it like a (imitates chewing) 393 00:25:10,414 --> 00:25:12,813 help me (imitates chewing) sound? 394 00:25:13,710 --> 00:25:17,223 - Um, no, it, it was a, a dragging sound. 395 00:25:20,070 --> 00:25:21,453 It was Mrs. Powell. 396 00:25:25,950 --> 00:25:29,340 - Cancel that peeping Betty. - Copy that, Sheriff. 397 00:25:29,340 --> 00:25:31,740 - [Sheriff] I think you better come with me. 398 00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:32,850 - What? 399 00:25:32,850 --> 00:25:33,900 I didn't do anything. 400 00:25:35,088 --> 00:25:36,622 - No, you're not in any trouble, 401 00:25:36,622 --> 00:25:38,184 I just thought you might like your phones 402 00:25:38,184 --> 00:25:39,420 and that pretty wedding dress back. 403 00:25:39,420 --> 00:25:43,203 - Oh, great, I'll get my fiance. 404 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:46,140 - You know, on second thought, 405 00:25:46,140 --> 00:25:47,730 I don't have a lot of time, 406 00:25:47,730 --> 00:25:49,140 why don't you come to the station tomorrow, 407 00:25:49,140 --> 00:25:51,660 and I'll give 'em to you around 4:00. 408 00:25:51,660 --> 00:25:54,269 - But the sign on your door said you'd be in early. 409 00:25:54,269 --> 00:25:57,270 - I was, but I got crazy Carl in the backseat, 410 00:25:57,270 --> 00:25:59,620 and I gotta get him to the county jail tonight. 411 00:26:05,700 --> 00:26:08,722 - Can I go like this? - Well sure. 412 00:26:08,722 --> 00:26:10,372 It'll only take about 15 minutes. 413 00:26:11,460 --> 00:26:12,293 - Okay. 414 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:15,353 Let's go. 415 00:26:17,290 --> 00:26:20,040 (dramatic music) 416 00:26:22,925 --> 00:26:23,758 - Ellie? 417 00:26:32,477 --> 00:26:33,310 Ellie Mae? 418 00:26:35,461 --> 00:26:38,906 (dramatic music) 419 00:26:38,906 --> 00:26:40,440 (Chad screams) 420 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:41,853 - You sure are jumpy. 421 00:26:43,650 --> 00:26:44,970 What's the plan? 422 00:26:44,970 --> 00:26:46,662 - We'll walk into town, 423 00:26:46,662 --> 00:26:47,603 and ask if anybody's seen her. 424 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:49,980 - Walk? 425 00:26:49,980 --> 00:26:50,853 - I don't drive. 426 00:26:53,527 --> 00:26:56,184 - None of the town people seem to like me. 427 00:26:56,184 --> 00:26:57,390 - They don't like any strangers, 428 00:26:57,390 --> 00:26:59,540 but you're with me, nothing's gonna happen. 429 00:27:04,260 --> 00:27:05,403 - That's crazy Carl. 430 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,090 - Hi. 431 00:27:09,090 --> 00:27:10,680 - Pleasure to meet you. 432 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:13,230 - Carl makes the best moonshine in the whole state. 433 00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:17,643 - Is it legal to make moonshine here? 434 00:27:18,618 --> 00:27:19,980 - (laughs) Nope. 435 00:27:19,980 --> 00:27:21,600 - Hell no. 436 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:25,050 - Oh, is that why you're going to jail? 437 00:27:25,050 --> 00:27:26,280 - Well Carl made the mistake 438 00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:27,980 of sleeping with the mayor's wife. 439 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:30,630 - No crime in that. 440 00:27:30,630 --> 00:27:31,860 - But when the judge found out 441 00:27:31,860 --> 00:27:34,257 that he was sleeping with his wife too 442 00:27:34,257 --> 00:27:36,360 he threw the book at him. 443 00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:37,520 - Literally. 444 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,273 Almost took out my eye. 445 00:27:40,290 --> 00:27:43,344 - Well, that's what you get for sleeping around, Carl. 446 00:27:43,344 --> 00:27:46,556 - Maybe try getting a girlfriend? 447 00:27:46,556 --> 00:27:49,563 - Old Carl's not the boyfriend type. 448 00:27:50,747 --> 00:27:53,497 (dramatic music) 449 00:27:57,098 --> 00:27:57,931 - You like fried pickles? 450 00:27:57,931 --> 00:28:01,218 - Um, I don't know if I've ever had fried pickles. 451 00:28:01,218 --> 00:28:02,970 - (gasps) Shut up. 452 00:28:02,970 --> 00:28:04,170 Vinegar pie? 453 00:28:04,170 --> 00:28:06,150 - No. - Chitlins. 454 00:28:06,150 --> 00:28:07,530 Goat stew? 455 00:28:07,530 --> 00:28:08,363 Slug burger? 456 00:28:10,590 --> 00:28:12,745 - I think you're making these up, man. 457 00:28:12,745 --> 00:28:14,163 - I think you're from Mars. 458 00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:18,783 So, how'd you meet your girlfriend? 459 00:28:20,010 --> 00:28:21,900 - I was visiting Los Angeles, 460 00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:23,760 looking at post-grad schools, 461 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,670 and he was assigned to give me the campus tour. 462 00:28:26,670 --> 00:28:28,697 - Love at for sight. 463 00:28:28,697 --> 00:28:30,210 - Hardly. 464 00:28:30,210 --> 00:28:34,508 He was unfocused and completely scattered brained. 465 00:28:34,508 --> 00:28:37,684 He didn't say one thing that was substantial. 466 00:28:37,684 --> 00:28:39,780 And then at the end of the day 467 00:28:39,780 --> 00:28:41,107 he looks at me and says 468 00:28:41,107 --> 00:28:43,807 "Liz, you're very wound up, 469 00:28:43,807 --> 00:28:47,127 "and, and you're too serious." 470 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:49,530 - He did not. 471 00:28:49,530 --> 00:28:51,210 - The nerve. 472 00:28:51,210 --> 00:28:52,950 - Oh, and then he asked me 473 00:28:52,950 --> 00:28:55,470 if I wanted to go watch the sunset with him. 474 00:28:55,470 --> 00:28:58,146 - The nerve. - How presumptuous. 475 00:28:58,146 --> 00:28:59,193 - Right? 476 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:03,090 - A little bit of that Chad swagger, 477 00:29:03,090 --> 00:29:04,830 she finally agreed. 478 00:29:04,830 --> 00:29:06,401 - You charmer. 479 00:29:06,401 --> 00:29:08,940 - Well Liz is like this little 480 00:29:08,940 --> 00:29:10,623 tightly wound ball of perfection, 481 00:29:11,588 --> 00:29:13,920 but all of your best qualities are sort of 482 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,753 her little imperfections. 483 00:29:16,619 --> 00:29:19,505 - Aw, maybe you're a romantic. 484 00:29:19,505 --> 00:29:21,757 - He's a romantic. 485 00:29:21,757 --> 00:29:25,110 - You know what he got me for our first anniversary? 486 00:29:25,110 --> 00:29:28,140 - A spa package with scented oils included? 487 00:29:28,140 --> 00:29:29,567 - A diamond ring. 488 00:29:29,567 --> 00:29:32,250 - Tennis shoes and a t-shirt. 489 00:29:32,250 --> 00:29:33,300 I didn't own neither. 490 00:29:34,702 --> 00:29:37,452 (dramatic music) 491 00:29:38,670 --> 00:29:41,670 - Liz, I'm gonna run in and grab your stuff. 492 00:29:41,670 --> 00:29:44,733 Carl, you be nice, she's spoken for her. 493 00:29:54,467 --> 00:29:57,423 - Liz, you're a lucky girl. 494 00:29:58,800 --> 00:29:59,633 - Thanks, Carl. 495 00:30:01,848 --> 00:30:05,013 - Any chance you can help me get outta these cuffs? 496 00:30:06,570 --> 00:30:08,070 The keys are on the key chain. 497 00:30:11,460 --> 00:30:12,760 - That's not gonna happen. 498 00:30:16,389 --> 00:30:19,139 (singer singing) 499 00:30:23,943 --> 00:30:24,780 - Hi Sarah, can I get three grave makers? 500 00:30:24,780 --> 00:30:26,892 - [Sarah] You got it Ellie. 501 00:30:26,892 --> 00:30:31,809 ♪ (indistinct) honky tonk ♪ 502 00:30:38,069 --> 00:30:38,902 - Huh. 503 00:30:39,823 --> 00:30:41,800 (crickets chirping) 504 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:42,983 - What's taking so long? 505 00:30:44,190 --> 00:30:45,690 - Maybe he had a drop a deuce. 506 00:30:46,735 --> 00:30:51,735 (sheriff growls) (dramatic music) 507 00:30:52,538 --> 00:30:54,526 (sheriff growls) 508 00:30:54,526 --> 00:30:59,526 - Oh shit, they got him. 509 00:31:00,046 --> 00:31:02,379 Liz, don't leave me, please. 510 00:31:03,788 --> 00:31:06,538 (dramatic music) 511 00:31:11,250 --> 00:31:12,083 Run. 512 00:31:13,018 --> 00:31:14,552 Run. 513 00:31:14,552 --> 00:31:17,373 (dramatic music) 514 00:31:17,373 --> 00:31:18,206 Run. 515 00:31:22,858 --> 00:31:24,093 - Thanks Sarah. 516 00:31:27,450 --> 00:31:28,443 - You like dancing? 517 00:31:29,610 --> 00:31:31,650 - [Tommy] We love dancing. 518 00:31:31,650 --> 00:31:33,330 - Every Thursday they clear out the tables, 519 00:31:33,330 --> 00:31:34,740 and it's a big dance floor. 520 00:31:34,740 --> 00:31:36,213 - With a disco ball. 521 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:40,313 - Disco ball. 522 00:31:46,740 --> 00:31:48,063 - Drink up city boy. 523 00:31:49,644 --> 00:31:51,840 - I'm trying to find Liz. 524 00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,204 - Mm, that's right. 525 00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:56,204 Liz disappeared. 526 00:31:56,204 --> 00:32:00,153 - That girl is wound so tight, might have imploded. 527 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,833 - Look, you guys don't know Liz like I do. 528 00:32:06,510 --> 00:32:07,833 - He's a romantic. 529 00:32:09,027 --> 00:32:10,770 - Have you seen her? 530 00:32:10,770 --> 00:32:12,543 - I love this song, let's dance. 531 00:32:14,460 --> 00:32:15,870 - Now? 532 00:32:15,870 --> 00:32:17,763 - She was asking me. 533 00:32:21,462 --> 00:32:26,462 ♪ Gentle words I'll say to you ♪ 534 00:32:28,494 --> 00:32:30,661 ♪ Wishing ♪ 535 00:32:32,245 --> 00:32:33,203 - Hi. 536 00:32:33,203 --> 00:32:37,530 - You shouldn't be here, it's not safe. 537 00:32:37,530 --> 00:32:40,263 This whole place is cursed. 538 00:32:41,430 --> 00:32:42,750 - What? 539 00:32:42,750 --> 00:32:44,610 - Get out while you can. 540 00:32:44,610 --> 00:32:46,410 They'll come for you. 541 00:32:46,410 --> 00:32:49,533 They'll come for you. 542 00:32:51,780 --> 00:32:52,613 - Who? 543 00:32:58,650 --> 00:32:59,613 W-w-what is this? 544 00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:05,153 Is it a secret? 545 00:33:09,191 --> 00:33:10,024 (Larry coughing) 546 00:33:10,024 --> 00:33:11,520 (Larry groaning) 547 00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:12,723 Dude, what are you on? 548 00:33:13,873 --> 00:33:15,805 - Come on Larry, let's not scare the customers. 549 00:33:15,805 --> 00:33:19,472 ♪ I told you that your love ♪ 550 00:33:23,374 --> 00:33:25,680 - Don't listen to him, 551 00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,890 he wears aluminum foil over his underwear. 552 00:33:28,890 --> 00:33:29,820 - What? 553 00:33:29,820 --> 00:33:32,040 - He said a UFO took him when he was little, 554 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:34,320 and when they brought him back he was clairvoyant. 555 00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:36,000 But I don't know why a clairvoyant 556 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,063 would come here every night and get drunk. 557 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,003 - I need to find Liz. 558 00:33:46,290 --> 00:33:47,580 - Hold up. 559 00:33:47,580 --> 00:33:48,902 Hold up. 560 00:33:48,902 --> 00:33:51,276 (dramatic music) 561 00:33:51,276 --> 00:33:52,109 Okay. 562 00:33:52,109 --> 00:33:53,913 I can't believe they got the sheriff. 563 00:33:54,780 --> 00:33:56,250 - What the hell is going on? 564 00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:57,360 - They got him. 565 00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:58,193 They got him. 566 00:33:58,193 --> 00:33:59,482 - Who? 567 00:33:59,482 --> 00:34:02,313 - Zombies, the fucking zombies, Liz. 568 00:34:05,310 --> 00:34:06,180 - No. 569 00:34:06,180 --> 00:34:08,417 No, maybe he just got burned. 570 00:34:08,417 --> 00:34:09,873 - This is bad. 571 00:34:11,111 --> 00:34:13,170 If there's one, there's more, 572 00:34:13,170 --> 00:34:15,839 and they'll be coming for us. 573 00:34:15,839 --> 00:34:17,850 - Zombies aren't real. 574 00:34:17,850 --> 00:34:20,010 - Why, because you never saw one? 575 00:34:20,010 --> 00:34:22,440 Liz, help me get outta these cuffs. 576 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:23,340 - How? 577 00:34:23,340 --> 00:34:24,490 - Come here, come here. 578 00:34:28,110 --> 00:34:30,603 Spit on my arm and my wrists. 579 00:34:33,990 --> 00:34:34,823 - Ew, no. 580 00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:36,360 - We don't have time, Liz. 581 00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:37,923 Spit, lubrication. 582 00:34:39,030 --> 00:34:41,883 I can't protect you with these on, spit. 583 00:34:42,870 --> 00:34:43,703 Okay. 584 00:34:45,399 --> 00:34:46,620 - Oh God. 585 00:34:46,620 --> 00:34:48,169 - Ow. 586 00:34:48,169 --> 00:34:49,230 (Carl gags) 587 00:34:49,230 --> 00:34:50,063 - What? 588 00:34:50,063 --> 00:34:50,896 - Nothing. 589 00:34:50,896 --> 00:34:52,383 I got a gag reflex to spit. 590 00:34:53,247 --> 00:34:54,413 Just keep on, go, go, go, go. 591 00:34:55,497 --> 00:34:57,830 (Carl gags) 592 00:35:01,253 --> 00:35:02,460 (Liz gags) 593 00:35:02,460 --> 00:35:04,045 Again. 594 00:35:04,045 --> 00:35:07,050 (Liz spits) 595 00:35:07,050 --> 00:35:07,923 A few more. 596 00:35:10,874 --> 00:35:15,000 (Liz spits) (Larry gags) 597 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:15,903 Almost there. 598 00:35:17,747 --> 00:35:19,868 (Liz spits) 599 00:35:19,868 --> 00:35:22,118 (Liz gags) 600 00:35:25,050 --> 00:35:26,013 - So gross. 601 00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:30,990 (dramatic music) 602 00:35:30,990 --> 00:35:31,823 - Run. 603 00:35:34,980 --> 00:35:36,780 - It'd be cute if they had those little umbrellas 604 00:35:36,780 --> 00:35:38,703 for the drinks, you think? 605 00:35:40,019 --> 00:35:42,360 - Okay, look, this has been, 606 00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:43,943 this has been a really good time. 607 00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:49,444 I need to find my fiance. 608 00:35:49,444 --> 00:35:51,490 - I haven't seen her. 609 00:35:51,490 --> 00:35:52,740 If she left the house 610 00:35:52,740 --> 00:35:53,670 and just started walking, 611 00:35:53,670 --> 00:35:54,770 she could be anywhere. 612 00:35:55,770 --> 00:35:58,050 Did you check down by the river? 613 00:35:58,050 --> 00:35:59,190 - That's a great idea, 614 00:35:59,190 --> 00:36:00,340 I didn't think of that. 615 00:36:01,410 --> 00:36:02,730 - What's down by the river? 616 00:36:02,730 --> 00:36:03,783 - The river, silly. 617 00:36:05,001 --> 00:36:08,310 - Okay, well why would someone go down to the river? 618 00:36:08,310 --> 00:36:10,560 - It's the closest lit up thing to the house, 619 00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,390 looks like you're walking towards something. 620 00:36:12,390 --> 00:36:13,223 - But when you get there, 621 00:36:13,223 --> 00:36:15,690 it's just a bunch of big empty buildings with lots. 622 00:36:16,699 --> 00:36:18,063 - Okay, so let's go. 623 00:36:19,140 --> 00:36:19,973 - Bye cutie. 624 00:36:23,340 --> 00:36:25,470 - My car's gonna be ready tomorrow, right? 625 00:36:25,470 --> 00:36:27,383 - Might be ready sooner than I thought. 626 00:36:28,230 --> 00:36:29,063 - Thank you. 627 00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:35,550 - Will you please tell me what's going on? 628 00:36:35,550 --> 00:36:36,813 - I've got a plan, 629 00:36:37,860 --> 00:36:39,176 we'll wait for the barge, 630 00:36:39,176 --> 00:36:40,692 we'll swim out, 631 00:36:40,692 --> 00:36:43,473 and we'll ride it down a few hundred miles. 632 00:36:44,310 --> 00:36:45,570 - What? 633 00:36:45,570 --> 00:36:47,918 No, I need to find Chad. 634 00:36:47,918 --> 00:36:50,040 And what happened to the sheriff? 635 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:52,020 - I told you he's a zombie. 636 00:36:52,020 --> 00:36:54,713 There must have been one hiding in the police station. 637 00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:58,538 - Everyone in this town is crazy. 638 00:36:58,538 --> 00:37:01,740 - I don't think that's a very fair statement, 639 00:37:01,740 --> 00:37:03,900 you've only met a few of us. 640 00:37:03,900 --> 00:37:05,283 - I'm being unfair? 641 00:37:07,140 --> 00:37:08,140 - Nah, you're right, 642 00:37:09,505 --> 00:37:11,403 just hard to hear sometimes. 643 00:37:12,420 --> 00:37:14,370 - Look, either you tell me what's going on, 644 00:37:14,370 --> 00:37:15,480 or I'm out of here. 645 00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:16,730 - Where are you gonna go? 646 00:37:17,940 --> 00:37:19,437 - Down there. 647 00:37:19,437 --> 00:37:21,063 - Not a great idea. 648 00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:24,603 - Okay, well down towards those towers. 649 00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:26,580 - Good luck with that, 650 00:37:26,580 --> 00:37:27,980 they'll find you down there. 651 00:37:29,151 --> 00:37:29,984 - Who? 652 00:37:31,314 --> 00:37:33,441 - Can I ask you a question? 653 00:37:33,441 --> 00:37:35,141 - Sure, you're my new best friend. 654 00:37:36,540 --> 00:37:37,530 - Okay. 655 00:37:37,530 --> 00:37:42,510 Um, why no cell phones and wifi and normal stuff? 656 00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:45,003 - Just how it's always been, it's our normal. 657 00:37:46,620 --> 00:37:48,810 - Have you ever left this place? 658 00:37:48,810 --> 00:37:50,610 - Sure I have. 659 00:37:50,610 --> 00:37:52,260 There's a big carnival I go to every year 660 00:37:52,260 --> 00:37:54,030 out on Highway 67. 661 00:37:54,030 --> 00:37:55,650 They got a big old gator, 662 00:37:55,650 --> 00:37:58,110 and this man, he always puts his head in the Gator's mouth, 663 00:37:58,110 --> 00:37:59,880 but then I heard that the gator bit his head, 664 00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:01,330 and squished it like a melon. 665 00:38:02,190 --> 00:38:04,920 It's really sad, 'cause that was my favorite part. 666 00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:07,970 Not, not the head squishing part, but... 667 00:38:13,330 --> 00:38:15,510 - Is that the farthest you've gone? 668 00:38:15,510 --> 00:38:17,910 - Who wants to travel when you live in paradise? 669 00:38:18,826 --> 00:38:20,579 That's what mama always says. 670 00:38:20,579 --> 00:38:23,231 - I shouldn't be telling you this, 671 00:38:23,231 --> 00:38:28,083 you have to promise not to say anything to anyone ever. 672 00:38:29,610 --> 00:38:30,710 - Who am I gonna tell? 673 00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:33,330 - Yeah, you're right. 674 00:38:34,463 --> 00:38:37,770 They started mining back in 1850, 675 00:38:37,770 --> 00:38:40,200 all up and down the river. 676 00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:43,380 The town was booming and money was flowing, 677 00:38:43,380 --> 00:38:45,720 and then people got greedy. 678 00:38:45,720 --> 00:38:50,720 In 1906, one mining group hit a very toxic substance 679 00:38:51,870 --> 00:38:54,060 that was oozing out of the rock, 680 00:38:54,060 --> 00:38:57,303 and almost instantly the miners started dying. 681 00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:00,140 At least that's what they thought. 682 00:39:01,350 --> 00:39:04,530 The boss saw something happen to the miners, 683 00:39:04,530 --> 00:39:07,680 and instantly made a split decision 684 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:09,483 to blow the only exit out. 685 00:39:10,470 --> 00:39:12,630 - With the miners still inside? 686 00:39:12,630 --> 00:39:16,770 - When they told the public that the minors were killed, 687 00:39:16,770 --> 00:39:18,838 the town was angry, 688 00:39:18,838 --> 00:39:20,910 and they were also scared 689 00:39:20,910 --> 00:39:22,893 about what was oozing out of the rock. 690 00:39:24,540 --> 00:39:27,030 - Can you just tell me what happened to the sheriff? 691 00:39:27,030 --> 00:39:29,040 - You young people are so impatient, 692 00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:30,769 I'm getting to it. 693 00:39:30,769 --> 00:39:31,863 - Okay, sorry. 694 00:39:32,901 --> 00:39:37,410 - What nobody knew was they didn't die, 695 00:39:37,410 --> 00:39:39,407 and they would never die. 696 00:39:39,407 --> 00:39:42,930 They became the undead, 697 00:39:42,930 --> 00:39:44,973 and no one would have ever known, 698 00:39:46,665 --> 00:39:51,467 but in 1972 a rich developer from New York came here, 699 00:39:51,467 --> 00:39:52,470 and he wanted to build a gambling resort 700 00:39:52,470 --> 00:39:54,000 right here on the river. 701 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,300 - They went into the mine? 702 00:39:56,254 --> 00:39:57,120 - When they broke through, 703 00:39:57,120 --> 00:40:00,453 several construction workers were attacked by the undead. 704 00:40:02,518 --> 00:40:05,250 - How come no one knows about this? 705 00:40:05,250 --> 00:40:07,800 - The developer had the mine sealed, 706 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:10,953 and demolished What work had been done and left. 707 00:40:11,970 --> 00:40:15,153 And the town, they acted like it never happened. 708 00:40:16,528 --> 00:40:19,380 - So if the mine was patched up, 709 00:40:19,380 --> 00:40:23,081 then how did the sheriff turn? 710 00:40:23,081 --> 00:40:26,583 - Every now and then a few will find their way out. 711 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:31,350 - And you just live like this, like it's normal? 712 00:40:31,350 --> 00:40:33,393 - It is normal to us. 713 00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:38,085 - Look, you can't pretend like 714 00:40:38,085 --> 00:40:40,263 you weren't waiting for me naked. 715 00:40:42,330 --> 00:40:43,683 - I wasn't waiting for you. 716 00:40:46,638 --> 00:40:48,038 - Are you talking about Liz? 717 00:40:51,630 --> 00:40:52,920 You're a lesbian. 718 00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:55,740 - Whoa, easy with the labels, cowboy. 719 00:40:55,740 --> 00:40:59,040 I like boys, I just prefer kissing girls. 720 00:40:59,040 --> 00:40:59,910 - Okay. 721 00:40:59,910 --> 00:41:02,373 - It's like hot dogs and ice cream. 722 00:41:04,110 --> 00:41:05,190 - What? 723 00:41:05,190 --> 00:41:07,650 - Okay, kissing a girl like ice cream, 724 00:41:07,650 --> 00:41:09,330 it's soft and sweet, 725 00:41:09,330 --> 00:41:11,250 and each pair of lips is like a different flavor 726 00:41:11,250 --> 00:41:13,170 of creamy awesomeness. 727 00:41:13,170 --> 00:41:16,863 But sometimes you just feel like a hot dog. 728 00:41:18,050 --> 00:41:19,753 (dramatic music) 729 00:41:19,753 --> 00:41:20,586 Excuse me. 730 00:41:23,820 --> 00:41:26,430 And I wasn't flirting with you at dinner, 731 00:41:26,430 --> 00:41:29,043 I was amusing myself, big difference. 732 00:41:37,830 --> 00:41:38,663 - Wait. 733 00:41:43,327 --> 00:41:47,160 - Okay, I need you to do me a favor. 734 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:49,530 You see that rope hanging down? 735 00:41:49,530 --> 00:41:50,363 - Yeah. 736 00:41:50,363 --> 00:41:51,330 - Yep. 737 00:41:51,330 --> 00:41:54,000 All right, I need you to stand on my shoulders, 738 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,563 reach it and pull it down. 739 00:41:55,563 --> 00:41:56,970 - What is it? 740 00:41:56,970 --> 00:42:00,063 - Emergency supplies for a night like tonight. 741 00:42:01,050 --> 00:42:01,883 You ready? 742 00:42:02,850 --> 00:42:03,683 - I guess. 743 00:42:03,683 --> 00:42:05,220 - Okay. 744 00:42:05,220 --> 00:42:06,480 All right. 745 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:07,313 Ready? 746 00:42:07,313 --> 00:42:08,146 Okay, I'm ready. 747 00:42:08,146 --> 00:42:08,979 You go. 748 00:42:10,048 --> 00:42:12,090 - How? Just... - Just throw a leg over. 749 00:42:12,090 --> 00:42:13,110 Yep, watch the... 750 00:42:13,110 --> 00:42:14,820 Okay, yep, go. 751 00:42:14,820 --> 00:42:15,762 - I don't know- 752 00:42:15,762 --> 00:42:16,595 - You can do it. 753 00:42:16,595 --> 00:42:17,430 - I can't. 754 00:42:17,430 --> 00:42:18,263 - Oh God. 755 00:42:18,263 --> 00:42:19,096 Come on, you got it. 756 00:42:19,096 --> 00:42:19,929 You got. 757 00:42:19,929 --> 00:42:21,336 - I don't got it. - Liz, you got it. 758 00:42:21,336 --> 00:42:22,614 - I can't. I don't know. 759 00:42:22,614 --> 00:42:23,763 - Ah, Liz. 760 00:42:23,763 --> 00:42:24,596 Okay. 761 00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:27,723 Here, I got something. 762 00:42:36,300 --> 00:42:37,950 All right, if you stand on that, 763 00:42:37,950 --> 00:42:39,330 then climb on my shoulders, 764 00:42:39,330 --> 00:42:40,350 then reach the rope, 765 00:42:40,350 --> 00:42:41,910 and then pull it down. 766 00:42:41,910 --> 00:42:42,930 You got it? 767 00:42:42,930 --> 00:42:43,930 Alright, here we go. 768 00:42:45,265 --> 00:42:46,098 All right, get on. 769 00:42:47,310 --> 00:42:48,150 Ready? 770 00:42:48,150 --> 00:42:49,440 - You know- 771 00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:50,273 - Ready? 772 00:42:50,273 --> 00:42:51,106 Yep. 773 00:42:51,106 --> 00:42:52,353 - If you stand on it, 774 00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:55,593 you can just reach it. 775 00:42:59,310 --> 00:43:00,573 - Oh, okay. 776 00:43:01,410 --> 00:43:02,243 All right. 777 00:43:03,780 --> 00:43:04,613 Spot me. 778 00:43:11,304 --> 00:43:12,137 Oh yeah. 779 00:43:14,060 --> 00:43:15,698 Okay. 780 00:43:15,698 --> 00:43:16,531 What do we got? 781 00:43:16,531 --> 00:43:17,640 - What's in there? 782 00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:18,473 - Well, 783 00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:24,363 Zombie repellent, never leave home without it. 784 00:43:26,190 --> 00:43:27,023 - You did. 785 00:43:28,140 --> 00:43:29,403 - I was in handcuffs. 786 00:43:30,997 --> 00:43:32,820 All right, what else we got in here? 787 00:43:32,820 --> 00:43:36,732 Oh, yes, moonshine. 788 00:43:36,732 --> 00:43:41,445 - And how's that gonna help? - Have you ever had moonshine? 789 00:43:41,445 --> 00:43:43,593 - No, I'm not a good drinker. 790 00:43:44,820 --> 00:43:46,582 - Little bit of this, 791 00:43:46,582 --> 00:43:47,873 and all your troubles melt away. 792 00:43:49,950 --> 00:43:51,030 All right. 793 00:43:51,030 --> 00:43:52,683 What else we got in here? 794 00:43:57,193 --> 00:43:58,151 I thought I had more, 795 00:43:58,151 --> 00:44:00,363 but guess that's it. 796 00:44:02,010 --> 00:44:02,843 - Great. 797 00:44:04,350 --> 00:44:07,380 - Look, there's just no such thing as zombies. 798 00:44:07,380 --> 00:44:09,720 - If you don't believe what you saw with your own lying eyes 799 00:44:09,720 --> 00:44:11,220 I don't know what to tell you. 800 00:44:12,810 --> 00:44:15,480 - Alright, so hypothetical, 801 00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:16,953 let's say there are zombies, 802 00:44:17,843 --> 00:44:19,590 how many are there? 803 00:44:19,590 --> 00:44:21,030 - Could be hundreds. 804 00:44:21,030 --> 00:44:23,330 They escape from the mines every now and then. 805 00:44:28,830 --> 00:44:30,600 She's not here. 806 00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:32,400 Maybe she hitched a ride outta town. 807 00:44:33,660 --> 00:44:37,173 - No, Liz wouldn't just leave me here. 808 00:44:38,366 --> 00:44:42,093 - Maybe you don't know her as well as you think you do. 809 00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:45,753 - I know everything about Liz, okay? 810 00:44:47,058 --> 00:44:49,470 - Any man that says they know everything 811 00:44:49,470 --> 00:44:51,933 about a girlfriend probably doesn't. 812 00:44:52,890 --> 00:44:54,143 - How do you know? 813 00:44:54,143 --> 00:44:58,028 - Because, men are on a need to know basis. 814 00:44:58,028 --> 00:45:02,760 - That may be you, but that's not everybody. 815 00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:04,350 - Everybody. 816 00:45:04,350 --> 00:45:06,420 When you find her, ask. 817 00:45:06,420 --> 00:45:07,740 - I will. 818 00:45:07,740 --> 00:45:08,940 - But don't go asking questions 819 00:45:08,940 --> 00:45:10,690 you don't wanna know the answer to. 820 00:45:11,820 --> 00:45:12,870 - All right. 821 00:45:12,870 --> 00:45:13,860 You don't want me to ask, 822 00:45:13,860 --> 00:45:15,360 that's what it is. 823 00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:17,177 - You've been warned. 824 00:45:17,177 --> 00:45:19,623 - All right, well prepared to be wronged. 825 00:45:24,623 --> 00:45:25,456 What? 826 00:45:25,456 --> 00:45:26,613 No reply to that, Ellie Mae? 827 00:45:27,570 --> 00:45:29,250 - I know where she might be. 828 00:45:29,250 --> 00:45:30,746 - Where? 829 00:45:30,746 --> 00:45:31,579 - Come on. 830 00:45:34,350 --> 00:45:36,000 - So what's the plan? 831 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,530 We're just gonna wait here? 832 00:45:37,530 --> 00:45:39,009 - I am. 833 00:45:39,009 --> 00:45:40,410 It's two places we go 834 00:45:40,410 --> 00:45:42,660 when zombies are on the loose, 835 00:45:42,660 --> 00:45:45,210 the river because zombies don't like water, 836 00:45:45,210 --> 00:45:46,293 and the old church. 837 00:45:47,458 --> 00:45:50,233 - Because zombies don't like church? 838 00:45:50,233 --> 00:45:52,323 - Mm, they don't like our church. 839 00:45:53,647 --> 00:45:56,520 - I have to get back to the house. 840 00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,230 - I'm not leaving until the sun rises, 841 00:45:58,230 --> 00:46:00,030 we don't know how many have escaped. 842 00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:03,750 - So we're just gonna wait here? 843 00:46:03,750 --> 00:46:04,590 - Listen, sweet pea, 844 00:46:04,590 --> 00:46:07,140 I've been running from zombies before you were born, 845 00:46:07,140 --> 00:46:09,057 and if there's one thing I know is that- 846 00:46:09,057 --> 00:46:11,390 (Liz gasps) 847 00:46:12,540 --> 00:46:14,203 - Oh my God. 848 00:46:14,203 --> 00:46:16,415 (Liz gasps) 849 00:46:16,415 --> 00:46:17,373 Oh my God. 850 00:46:17,373 --> 00:46:20,206 (dramatic music) 851 00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:24,891 Jesus Christ. 852 00:46:24,891 --> 00:46:27,641 (dramatic music) 853 00:46:31,074 --> 00:46:33,092 (dramatic music) 854 00:46:33,092 --> 00:46:35,425 (Liz cries) 855 00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:43,043 - Die you zombie bitch. 856 00:46:44,316 --> 00:46:46,107 (dramatic music) 857 00:46:46,107 --> 00:46:48,993 Looks like I got here just in time. 858 00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:54,333 Is that Carl? 859 00:46:56,940 --> 00:46:59,223 Maybe I could have got here a little sooner. 860 00:47:01,380 --> 00:47:03,723 Come on, your boyfriend's looking for you. 861 00:47:05,340 --> 00:47:07,410 - So this stuff really works? 862 00:47:07,410 --> 00:47:08,283 - Not for you. 863 00:47:09,570 --> 00:47:10,713 - It was empty. 864 00:47:13,470 --> 00:47:15,120 Chad's gonna flip when he finds out 865 00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:16,653 what I was doing tonight. 866 00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:19,270 - He's searching for you right now. 867 00:47:21,570 --> 00:47:23,142 - He knows I'm gone? 868 00:47:23,142 --> 00:47:25,992 - He's been out with Ellie Mae all night looking for you. 869 00:47:27,510 --> 00:47:28,343 - Oh. 870 00:47:30,870 --> 00:47:32,043 - I know that look. 871 00:47:34,230 --> 00:47:36,183 Ellie Mae's not a threat. 872 00:47:39,390 --> 00:47:40,223 - She's pretty, 873 00:47:40,223 --> 00:47:41,613 and I'm sure a lot of fun. 874 00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:43,443 - That's true, 875 00:47:45,090 --> 00:47:48,303 but Chad's not her type. 876 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,443 He doesn't seem like your type either. 877 00:47:54,930 --> 00:47:55,920 - Everybody says that, 878 00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:59,680 but we just work together 879 00:48:00,786 --> 00:48:01,686 like yin and yang. 880 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,983 - I bet he fills all your holes. 881 00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:08,130 - What? 882 00:48:08,130 --> 00:48:09,388 - Oh, not like that. 883 00:48:09,388 --> 00:48:11,460 It's a saying. 884 00:48:11,460 --> 00:48:14,040 You know, if someone fills your shortcomings 885 00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:16,000 and you fill theirs, 886 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,463 you make each other better. 887 00:48:21,540 --> 00:48:22,803 - He fills my holes. 888 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,813 - You didn't say where we were going. 889 00:48:30,162 --> 00:48:32,812 - How'd you know Liz was the one you wanted to marry? 890 00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:38,430 I had this boyfriend once I was so in love with, 891 00:48:38,430 --> 00:48:40,020 I knew he was the one I was gonna marry 892 00:48:40,020 --> 00:48:42,030 and have seven babies with. 893 00:48:42,030 --> 00:48:43,200 - Seven? 894 00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:44,850 - I mean, my Aunt Suzy had eight, 895 00:48:44,850 --> 00:48:45,840 and it ruined her body, 896 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:47,583 so seven's my limit. 897 00:48:48,502 --> 00:48:51,960 Anyway, every night he would drop me off, 898 00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:53,220 and I would run upstairs 899 00:48:53,220 --> 00:48:55,080 and start planning our wedding. 900 00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:56,760 Every detail of it. 901 00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:59,357 My dress, the guest list, 902 00:48:59,357 --> 00:49:02,070 were we were gonna go on our honeymoon. 903 00:49:02,070 --> 00:49:03,320 It would've been perfect. 904 00:49:04,491 --> 00:49:05,733 - What happened? 905 00:49:06,691 --> 00:49:09,450 - He was walking home drunk one night on the tracks, 906 00:49:09,450 --> 00:49:10,600 and got hit by a train. 907 00:49:13,231 --> 00:49:14,064 - That's horrible. 908 00:49:14,064 --> 00:49:16,447 - I thought so too at first, 909 00:49:16,447 --> 00:49:18,420 and then I found out he was walking home 910 00:49:18,420 --> 00:49:20,896 from having sex with Jessica Pinner. 911 00:49:20,896 --> 00:49:23,460 Well, he got what he deserved. 912 00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:24,879 Zombie to you, right. 913 00:49:24,879 --> 00:49:26,426 (Chad yells) 914 00:49:26,426 --> 00:49:28,039 Turn it around, turn it around. 915 00:49:28,039 --> 00:49:29,883 (dramatic music) 916 00:49:29,883 --> 00:49:31,413 Took you long enough. 917 00:49:32,905 --> 00:49:34,353 We're going to church. 918 00:49:35,730 --> 00:49:37,027 - What? 919 00:49:37,027 --> 00:49:38,273 - [Ellie Mae] You asked where we were going, come on. 920 00:49:41,797 --> 00:49:44,547 (footsteps thud) 921 00:49:46,573 --> 00:49:47,406 - [Liz] Jesus. 922 00:49:49,770 --> 00:49:50,943 - You religious? 923 00:49:55,470 --> 00:49:57,887 (hand bangs) 924 00:50:00,630 --> 00:50:01,593 What's in the bag? 925 00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:05,790 - Oh, it's Carl's emergency supplies. 926 00:50:05,790 --> 00:50:08,730 It's an empty can of zombie repellent, 927 00:50:08,730 --> 00:50:11,640 and some of his moonshine. 928 00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:12,513 - Really? 929 00:50:14,010 --> 00:50:15,180 Carl wasn't good for much 930 00:50:15,180 --> 00:50:17,760 but sleeping with other people's wives, 931 00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:19,743 and making killer moonshine. 932 00:50:25,564 --> 00:50:28,481 Woo, that's what I'm talking about. 933 00:50:32,911 --> 00:50:36,803 Go on, it'll put some hair on your chest. 934 00:50:47,090 --> 00:50:48,333 - Oh, wow. 935 00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:53,393 - Woo. 936 00:50:55,170 --> 00:50:56,003 One more? 937 00:50:58,740 --> 00:51:00,240 - I'm gonna regret this. 938 00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:03,510 - Moonshine regret's a whole different kind of regret, 939 00:51:03,510 --> 00:51:05,673 that's why we keep drinking it. 940 00:51:07,823 --> 00:51:10,406 (gentle music) 941 00:51:14,151 --> 00:51:18,600 - Oh. 942 00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:20,082 Ugh. 943 00:51:20,082 --> 00:51:20,915 (gentle music) 944 00:51:20,915 --> 00:51:25,023 I may have underestimated you, Princess. 945 00:51:27,994 --> 00:51:32,585 - Be a real shame if a zombie showed up right now. 946 00:51:32,585 --> 00:51:34,470 - [Chad] Stop. 947 00:51:34,470 --> 00:51:35,973 I'm trying to pee in peace. 948 00:51:38,199 --> 00:51:40,863 - So what do you do for money? 949 00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:44,610 - I'm opening a restaurant. 950 00:51:44,610 --> 00:51:46,680 - Oh, we have one of those here, 951 00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:48,280 it's called The Country Kitchen. 952 00:51:49,380 --> 00:51:51,780 It was called Jim's Country Kitchen, 953 00:51:51,780 --> 00:51:54,390 but then Jim murdered somebody and went to jail 954 00:51:54,390 --> 00:51:55,690 so they took his name out. 955 00:51:58,170 --> 00:52:01,080 - Mine's a, a tiki bar. 956 00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:02,010 - What's that? 957 00:52:02,010 --> 00:52:05,250 - It's like a Hawaiian Polynesian themed bar. 958 00:52:05,250 --> 00:52:08,640 Good music and fun decorations. 959 00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:10,590 It's classic escapism. 960 00:52:10,590 --> 00:52:12,090 - That sounds fun. 961 00:52:12,090 --> 00:52:13,318 - Yeah. 962 00:52:13,318 --> 00:52:15,543 Liz isn't too thrilled about it though, 963 00:52:16,855 --> 00:52:19,020 but she doesn't drink much. 964 00:52:19,020 --> 00:52:21,030 - I never used to be a big drinker either, 965 00:52:21,030 --> 00:52:22,320 and then I started doing a lot, 966 00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:23,643 now I really like it. 967 00:52:25,298 --> 00:52:28,470 - No, Liz, she takes more than one sip 968 00:52:28,470 --> 00:52:30,543 and she gets really emotional, 969 00:52:31,625 --> 00:52:33,097 then she throws up. 970 00:52:33,097 --> 00:52:35,890 (Liz throwing up) 971 00:52:35,890 --> 00:52:37,227 (gentle music) 972 00:52:37,227 --> 00:52:40,983 - I can't, I don't know if I can marry Chad, 973 00:52:42,690 --> 00:52:44,193 he's so wonderful. 974 00:52:45,810 --> 00:52:47,810 - That's a good thing, right? 975 00:52:49,020 --> 00:52:51,651 - No. (cries) 976 00:52:51,651 --> 00:52:52,551 - That's not good? 977 00:52:54,602 --> 00:52:56,430 - It's great. 978 00:52:56,430 --> 00:52:57,730 - Then what's the problem? 979 00:53:00,300 --> 00:53:02,523 - My friends, they, they, they. 980 00:53:07,823 --> 00:53:10,189 (Liz throws up) 981 00:53:10,189 --> 00:53:11,022 - They don't like him? 982 00:53:12,019 --> 00:53:14,220 - I think they like him better. 983 00:53:14,220 --> 00:53:15,753 - What makes you think that? 984 00:53:17,166 --> 00:53:18,416 - They told me. 985 00:53:19,890 --> 00:53:21,354 - That doesn't mean, 986 00:53:21,354 --> 00:53:23,430 (Liz throws up) 987 00:53:23,430 --> 00:53:25,793 that doesn't mean there's anything wrong with you. 988 00:53:26,985 --> 00:53:28,230 - It doesn't? 989 00:53:28,230 --> 00:53:31,920 - You and me, we're the serious types, 990 00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:33,573 but we get shit done. 991 00:53:35,928 --> 00:53:39,387 - But no one ever says thank you. 992 00:53:41,986 --> 00:53:45,384 (Liz throws up) 993 00:53:45,384 --> 00:53:46,343 - You got that right. 994 00:53:47,345 --> 00:53:49,762 (Liz coughs) 995 00:53:53,206 --> 00:53:54,060 - More zombies. 996 00:53:54,060 --> 00:53:54,893 - I got it. 997 00:53:56,974 --> 00:53:59,557 (heroic music) 998 00:54:04,727 --> 00:54:07,227 (Chad groans) 999 00:54:13,697 --> 00:54:17,864 - Don't get too cocky, that's when they'll get ya. 1000 00:54:18,810 --> 00:54:22,470 - You know, you're great and everything, 1001 00:54:22,470 --> 00:54:25,530 but the fact that you don't have social media, 1002 00:54:25,530 --> 00:54:27,423 like a Facebook or Instagram, 1003 00:54:28,830 --> 00:54:29,663 I just don't think we're ever 1004 00:54:29,663 --> 00:54:31,593 gonna see each other again, you know? 1005 00:54:32,730 --> 00:54:37,383 But I really hope you find your Liz, you know? 1006 00:54:38,820 --> 00:54:40,120 - But I didn't lose a Liz. 1007 00:54:41,850 --> 00:54:46,343 - Yeah, I meant more of like a significant other 1008 00:54:46,343 --> 00:54:48,213 kind of thing, you know? 1009 00:54:49,187 --> 00:54:50,343 - I hope I do too. 1010 00:54:53,670 --> 00:54:55,302 Hear that? 1011 00:54:55,302 --> 00:54:57,885 (gentle music) 1012 00:55:07,470 --> 00:55:08,940 - Liz. 1013 00:55:08,940 --> 00:55:11,544 - You need to get over here, big guy. 1014 00:55:11,544 --> 00:55:12,423 Tell him. 1015 00:55:14,154 --> 00:55:16,737 (gentle music) 1016 00:55:27,508 --> 00:55:28,380 - Are you okay? 1017 00:55:28,380 --> 00:55:29,343 - I'm scared. 1018 00:55:30,870 --> 00:55:31,983 - Because the zombies? 1019 00:55:33,090 --> 00:55:34,290 I saw 'em too. 1020 00:55:34,290 --> 00:55:37,593 - No, I'm, I'm scared about getting married. 1021 00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:40,680 I'm scared about having kids, 1022 00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:43,470 and, and buying a house, 1023 00:55:43,470 --> 00:55:46,540 and in the right school zone. 1024 00:55:46,540 --> 00:55:49,200 And, and then what if we don't work 1025 00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:51,210 and we have to worry about custody? 1026 00:55:51,210 --> 00:55:56,210 And then in retirement, do you know how much it costs 1027 00:55:56,220 --> 00:55:57,053 to retire? 1028 00:55:58,620 --> 00:55:59,580 And college. 1029 00:55:59,580 --> 00:56:03,023 Oh, shit, we should probably just have one kid, 1030 00:56:03,023 --> 00:56:05,280 'cause that costs so much. 1031 00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:08,330 And I wanna be supportive of your tiki bar, 1032 00:56:08,330 --> 00:56:13,143 but do you know how many bar restaurants go under? 1033 00:56:14,940 --> 00:56:16,173 It's staggering. 1034 00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:21,190 - Honey, I'm scared about all those things too. 1035 00:56:22,290 --> 00:56:23,190 - Really? - Yeah. 1036 00:56:26,006 --> 00:56:27,870 - Well, why aren't you freaking out? 1037 00:56:27,870 --> 00:56:29,270 Why didn't you say anything? 1038 00:56:30,728 --> 00:56:33,903 - Because, we'll have each other. 1039 00:56:34,949 --> 00:56:37,263 I know that together we can do anything. 1040 00:56:39,324 --> 00:56:41,907 (gentle music) 1041 00:56:52,860 --> 00:56:54,433 Honey, were you throwing up? 1042 00:56:57,107 --> 00:57:00,107 (crickets chirping) 1043 00:57:05,670 --> 00:57:06,573 My dress. 1044 00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:15,130 Oh, oh thank God. 1045 00:57:19,698 --> 00:57:22,467 (dramatic music) 1046 00:57:22,467 --> 00:57:26,328 (zombie groans) (Liz screams) 1047 00:57:26,328 --> 00:57:27,495 Get off of me. 1048 00:57:28,906 --> 00:57:29,739 Help. 1049 00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:33,632 - Liz. 1050 00:57:33,632 --> 00:57:38,279 (dramatic music) (Liz screams) 1051 00:57:38,279 --> 00:57:41,029 (dramatic music) 1052 00:57:46,387 --> 00:57:49,304 (repellent sprays) 1053 00:57:53,399 --> 00:57:55,732 (Liz cries) 1054 00:57:58,701 --> 00:57:59,534 - No. 1055 00:58:02,419 --> 00:58:05,476 (gentle music) 1056 00:58:05,476 --> 00:58:06,811 - Oh no. 1057 00:58:06,811 --> 00:58:08,846 (gentle music) 1058 00:58:08,846 --> 00:58:09,679 - Why? 1059 00:58:18,900 --> 00:58:20,133 - I'm sorry, Liz. 1060 00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:24,723 You'll find another even better wedding dress. 1061 00:58:27,210 --> 00:58:29,133 - Oh no, did you lose your ring? 1062 00:58:30,922 --> 00:58:33,587 (Liz gasps) 1063 00:58:33,587 --> 00:58:34,420 - I'll find it. 1064 00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:39,663 - Wait, it's at Mrs. Powell's house. 1065 00:58:41,460 --> 00:58:42,453 - Are you sure? 1066 00:58:43,530 --> 00:58:44,780 - It's on the side table. 1067 00:58:48,277 --> 00:58:50,133 - So, what do you wanna do? 1068 00:58:52,290 --> 00:58:55,320 - We're gonna go get it. - Okay. 1069 00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:56,688 Bye. 1070 00:58:56,688 --> 00:58:59,188 (engine revs) 1071 00:59:07,159 --> 00:59:09,909 (dramatic music) 1072 00:59:18,613 --> 00:59:22,196 (dramatic music continues) 1073 00:59:34,140 --> 00:59:35,550 - It's not here. 1074 00:59:35,550 --> 00:59:37,219 - What do you mean it's not there? 1075 00:59:37,219 --> 00:59:38,197 - It's not here. 1076 00:59:38,197 --> 00:59:40,190 - Where else could it be? 1077 00:59:40,190 --> 00:59:42,690 - I always put my ring on the nightstand 1078 00:59:42,690 --> 00:59:43,740 when I take a shower. 1079 00:59:45,861 --> 00:59:49,133 - Okay, let's trace your steps, 1080 00:59:49,133 --> 00:59:51,003 what's the last thing you remember? 1081 00:59:52,290 --> 00:59:54,780 - I heard Mrs. Powell outside, 1082 00:59:54,780 --> 00:59:56,160 I think she was dragging a body 1083 00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:58,380 and cutting it up in the basement. 1084 00:59:58,380 --> 00:59:59,700 - A body? 1085 00:59:59,700 --> 01:00:01,450 Why would she be cutting up a body? 1086 01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:04,590 Oh fuck. 1087 01:00:04,590 --> 01:00:06,873 - You broke the house rules. 1088 01:00:08,565 --> 01:00:10,173 I said lights out at nine. 1089 01:00:11,134 --> 01:00:13,530 (dramatic music) 1090 01:00:13,530 --> 01:00:15,843 - I think you actually said 10. 1091 01:00:16,839 --> 01:00:19,172 (gun cocks) 1092 01:00:23,640 --> 01:00:26,190 - You shouldn't have come back for your ring. 1093 01:00:26,190 --> 01:00:27,330 I was getting worried 1094 01:00:27,330 --> 01:00:30,280 that my little Jimmy wouldn't have enough to eat this week, 1095 01:00:31,230 --> 01:00:33,791 but God brought you back to us. 1096 01:00:33,791 --> 01:00:36,323 I fed him a few hours ago, 1097 01:00:36,323 --> 01:00:38,253 but you already know that. 1098 01:00:39,330 --> 01:00:40,410 Jimmy was my youngest, 1099 01:00:40,410 --> 01:00:42,483 and was turned when he was only 17. 1100 01:00:43,530 --> 01:00:44,370 The sheriff found him 1101 01:00:44,370 --> 01:00:45,720 and brought him back to me. 1102 01:00:47,070 --> 01:00:48,930 It maybe a few hours, 1103 01:00:48,930 --> 01:00:51,993 but when he's hungry he'll come for you. 1104 01:00:55,050 --> 01:01:00,050 One more thing, in my basement 1105 01:01:00,810 --> 01:01:02,673 no one can hear you scream. 1106 01:01:04,092 --> 01:01:06,842 (dramatic music) 1107 01:01:08,368 --> 01:01:11,451 (Mrs. Powell laughs) 1108 01:01:14,782 --> 01:01:16,985 (Jimmy growls) 1109 01:01:16,985 --> 01:01:19,735 (dramatic music) 1110 01:01:27,350 --> 01:01:29,767 - You know, if I'm gonna die, 1111 01:01:30,962 --> 01:01:33,162 there's no one I'd rather die with than you. 1112 01:01:35,244 --> 01:01:36,443 - Aw. 1113 01:01:36,443 --> 01:01:39,087 (gentle music) 1114 01:01:39,087 --> 01:01:40,530 (Jimmy growls) 1115 01:01:40,530 --> 01:01:42,388 Chad, please do something. 1116 01:01:42,388 --> 01:01:44,188 - I can't do anything with these on. 1117 01:01:45,918 --> 01:01:48,139 (Jimmy growls) 1118 01:01:48,139 --> 01:01:49,185 - I got an idea. 1119 01:01:49,185 --> 01:01:50,018 - What? 1120 01:01:50,018 --> 01:01:51,060 - It's gross. 1121 01:01:51,060 --> 01:01:52,260 We have to spit on them. 1122 01:01:53,130 --> 01:01:55,303 - Oh, kinky, all right. 1123 01:01:55,303 --> 01:01:56,579 (dramatic music) 1124 01:01:56,579 --> 01:01:59,579 (Liz and Chad spit) 1125 01:02:03,435 --> 01:02:06,185 (dramatic music) 1126 01:02:46,143 --> 01:02:47,143 - Not again. 1127 01:02:55,170 --> 01:02:56,003 It's empty. 1128 01:03:04,890 --> 01:03:05,723 What? 1129 01:03:08,404 --> 01:03:10,563 Zombies are crippled by hairspray? 1130 01:03:15,180 --> 01:03:16,880 - Liz, I think we're being played. 1131 01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:19,193 - Why? 1132 01:03:20,670 --> 01:03:22,420 - For their own personal amusement. 1133 01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:25,110 - Why would anyone do that? 1134 01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:29,207 - I don't know, 1135 01:03:29,207 --> 01:03:30,507 but we're gonna find out. 1136 01:03:30,507 --> 01:03:33,257 (dramatic music) 1137 01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:45,353 - Hey. 1138 01:03:47,640 --> 01:03:48,690 - Can I help you? 1139 01:03:48,690 --> 01:03:50,580 - I want to talk with Tommy. 1140 01:03:50,580 --> 01:03:51,810 - Who? 1141 01:03:51,810 --> 01:03:53,553 - Tommy, the girl who works here. 1142 01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:56,970 - I'm the only one who works here. 1143 01:03:56,970 --> 01:03:59,133 - Well, she was working here yesterday. 1144 01:03:59,970 --> 01:04:02,020 - You must be thinking of someplace else. 1145 01:04:11,015 --> 01:04:11,848 - Hey. 1146 01:04:11,848 --> 01:04:12,681 - Hey. 1147 01:04:21,060 --> 01:04:22,023 - What the hell? 1148 01:04:27,630 --> 01:04:28,463 - For sale. 1149 01:04:29,490 --> 01:04:30,323 Wow. 1150 01:04:31,607 --> 01:04:32,440 This is a nice building. 1151 01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:33,273 - Gimme the keys. 1152 01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:35,873 - Ow. 1153 01:04:37,650 --> 01:04:39,000 Where are you going? 1154 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:40,953 - Going to get some answers, come on. 1155 01:04:44,126 --> 01:04:46,420 Oh, how do you walk so fast? 1156 01:04:47,350 --> 01:04:49,850 (tense music) 1157 01:04:52,353 --> 01:04:55,530 Liz, we can't just walk into the house. 1158 01:04:55,530 --> 01:04:56,910 - Why, what's gonna happen? 1159 01:04:56,910 --> 01:04:59,610 I'm gonna be arrested by a sheriff that doesn't exist. 1160 01:05:00,540 --> 01:05:02,001 - Wait, wait, wait. 1161 01:05:02,001 --> 01:05:03,374 - What? 1162 01:05:03,374 --> 01:05:06,270 - Okay, all I'm saying is that 1163 01:05:06,270 --> 01:05:08,850 we should just be polite, 1164 01:05:08,850 --> 01:05:11,720 and just ask them what happened? 1165 01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:14,011 - Are you insane? 1166 01:05:14,011 --> 01:05:16,511 (tense music) 1167 01:05:18,749 --> 01:05:21,603 - Liz, why are you so mad? 1168 01:05:28,166 --> 01:05:29,016 - What day is it? 1169 01:05:30,810 --> 01:05:31,643 - Sunday. 1170 01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:34,593 - And what time? 1171 01:05:38,900 --> 01:05:40,413 - 10:37. 1172 01:05:43,020 --> 01:05:45,543 - And that doesn't mean anything to you? 1173 01:05:49,024 --> 01:05:50,074 - Are are you hungry? 1174 01:05:51,477 --> 01:05:52,713 - I don't know. 1175 01:05:54,261 --> 01:05:55,440 - That's the problem, 1176 01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:57,213 we missed our own wedding. 1177 01:06:03,206 --> 01:06:05,610 - But, Liz, it's just the two of us, 1178 01:06:05,610 --> 01:06:07,473 we can get married anytime we want. 1179 01:06:08,790 --> 01:06:10,770 - That's not the point. 1180 01:06:10,770 --> 01:06:12,273 You didn't even remember. 1181 01:06:19,290 --> 01:06:21,340 - I mean, to be fair, there were zombies. 1182 01:06:25,590 --> 01:06:27,040 - I just wanna go home. 1183 01:06:31,086 --> 01:06:33,919 (people laughing) 1184 01:06:37,458 --> 01:06:40,458 (people chattering) 1185 01:06:41,621 --> 01:06:42,596 - What in the fuck? 1186 01:06:42,596 --> 01:06:43,429 - When we were down by the river, 1187 01:06:43,429 --> 01:06:45,810 and you were being eaten by the zombie and I saved her, 1188 01:06:45,810 --> 01:06:47,141 she was on the ground like 1189 01:06:47,141 --> 01:06:49,288 "Yeah, that's Carl." 1190 01:06:49,288 --> 01:06:51,743 - [Liz] They making fun of us? 1191 01:06:51,743 --> 01:06:52,866 - And I'm chewing the tobacco, 1192 01:06:52,866 --> 01:06:55,888 and I see her eye lowering, I said, "Help yourself." 1193 01:06:55,888 --> 01:07:00,471 (people laughing) (gentle music) 1194 01:07:00,471 --> 01:07:03,221 (liquid pouring) 1195 01:07:04,175 --> 01:07:07,445 (people chattering) 1196 01:07:07,445 --> 01:07:09,663 - Oh, hi. 1197 01:07:11,660 --> 01:07:12,493 - Huh. 1198 01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:16,027 - You people are horrible. 1199 01:07:17,370 --> 01:07:19,297 Is this your idea of fun, 1200 01:07:19,297 --> 01:07:21,423 scaring people for sport? 1201 01:07:24,690 --> 01:07:26,400 Chad, do something. 1202 01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:27,653 - What do you want me to do? 1203 01:07:31,380 --> 01:07:32,213 Liz. 1204 01:07:36,630 --> 01:07:39,510 - I'm sorry you didn't enjoy your experience, 1205 01:07:39,510 --> 01:07:41,613 but this is what you paid for. 1206 01:07:44,381 --> 01:07:47,397 (birds chirping) 1207 01:07:47,397 --> 01:07:50,910 - Liz, I don't know why you're so upset, 1208 01:07:50,910 --> 01:07:52,683 I thought we did a really good job. 1209 01:07:53,559 --> 01:07:55,833 - You're all crazy. 1210 01:08:00,494 --> 01:08:03,199 - I know the site says no refunds, 1211 01:08:03,199 --> 01:08:05,910 but if you're this unhappy I'll go talk to everyone 1212 01:08:05,910 --> 01:08:07,060 and see what we can do. 1213 01:08:10,890 --> 01:08:14,190 - What the fuck are you talking about? 1214 01:08:14,190 --> 01:08:17,130 - Charles and Elsie, extreme zombie experience. 1215 01:08:17,130 --> 01:08:19,500 Booked and paid three months ago. 1216 01:08:19,500 --> 01:08:21,780 - That's not even the same names. 1217 01:08:21,780 --> 01:08:23,130 - They're not that far off. 1218 01:08:24,990 --> 01:08:27,187 - Well if you aren't Charles and Elsie, 1219 01:08:27,187 --> 01:08:28,437 where are they? 1220 01:08:29,940 --> 01:08:32,250 - Hey, it's just a girl from work. 1221 01:08:32,250 --> 01:08:34,800 - Nobody from work sends me nudes. 1222 01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:36,543 - This has never happened before. 1223 01:08:37,650 --> 01:08:39,240 - Do you even work at the garage? 1224 01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:40,940 What happened to all your tattoos? 1225 01:08:41,820 --> 01:08:44,506 - No, they were fake. 1226 01:08:44,506 --> 01:08:46,958 My real name is Mary Elizabeth. 1227 01:08:46,958 --> 01:08:49,667 I own the bakery on Main Street. 1228 01:08:49,667 --> 01:08:52,590 Thomas is the morning radio guy 1229 01:08:52,590 --> 01:08:54,570 over at WGLC. 1230 01:08:54,570 --> 01:08:59,493 - All country all day, 100.1, WGLC. 1231 01:09:00,480 --> 01:09:03,000 - Richard is the city attorney. 1232 01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:05,373 - Liz is a lovely girl, by the way. 1233 01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:09,750 - Mrs. Powell is actually Mrs. Powell. 1234 01:09:09,750 --> 01:09:11,790 - I can never remember my fake name. 1235 01:09:11,790 --> 01:09:13,980 - And Barry was the sheriff, 1236 01:09:13,980 --> 01:09:15,930 he owns the saw mill down by the river. 1237 01:09:16,793 --> 01:09:19,113 - Liz speaks very highly of you. 1238 01:09:20,220 --> 01:09:22,560 - So you're all just actors. 1239 01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:23,393 - Yeah. 1240 01:09:24,722 --> 01:09:27,450 (birds chirping) 1241 01:09:27,450 --> 01:09:28,283 - Okay. 1242 01:09:29,637 --> 01:09:30,933 - Where are you going? 1243 01:09:33,847 --> 01:09:37,122 - We missed our wedding this morning, 1244 01:09:37,122 --> 01:09:39,360 and it's all my fault. 1245 01:09:39,360 --> 01:09:42,573 It doesn't even matter because it's too late, 1246 01:09:43,470 --> 01:09:44,303 so thanks. 1247 01:09:46,110 --> 01:09:49,620 - Hold on there, son, it's never too late. 1248 01:09:49,620 --> 01:09:52,570 This little hiccup shouldn't stop you from getting married. 1249 01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:54,810 - Look, I think things are 1250 01:09:54,810 --> 01:09:56,960 a bit beyond repair at this point. 1251 01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:58,560 You guys don't understand, 1252 01:09:58,560 --> 01:10:00,330 Liz is perfect, all right? 1253 01:10:00,330 --> 01:10:04,170 She's smart, she's funny, she bought a bass guitar. 1254 01:10:04,170 --> 01:10:06,510 She doesn't play bass but she's gonna learn. 1255 01:10:06,510 --> 01:10:08,900 She writes hand written birthday cards 1256 01:10:08,900 --> 01:10:11,550 for people on their birthdays. 1257 01:10:11,550 --> 01:10:12,453 Who does that? 1258 01:10:14,310 --> 01:10:16,050 - That's a really nice thing to do. 1259 01:10:16,050 --> 01:10:17,397 - No one I know. 1260 01:10:17,397 --> 01:10:19,293 - Liz was my one in a million, 1261 01:10:21,082 --> 01:10:22,503 and I blew it. 1262 01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:25,350 I have never seen her look at me 1263 01:10:25,350 --> 01:10:26,853 the way she did this morning. 1264 01:10:28,170 --> 01:10:32,133 I disappointed her in literally the worst way possible. 1265 01:10:33,180 --> 01:10:34,623 - Chadwick Alan Weber, 1266 01:10:37,980 --> 01:10:39,480 there's no one on the planet 1267 01:10:39,480 --> 01:10:40,980 I would rather marry than you. 1268 01:10:43,530 --> 01:10:44,930 - This girl loves you a lot. 1269 01:10:47,862 --> 01:10:50,400 - You find the good in everyone, 1270 01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:52,010 and every situation. 1271 01:10:52,010 --> 01:10:54,663 I bet you're even starting to like these people. 1272 01:10:56,728 --> 01:10:57,783 - Well yeah. 1273 01:10:58,871 --> 01:11:00,750 Do you know that Clem has his own radio show? 1274 01:11:00,750 --> 01:11:01,583 Do the thing. 1275 01:11:01,583 --> 01:11:05,490 - 100.1, all country, all day. 1276 01:11:05,490 --> 01:11:06,753 - Yeah. 1277 01:11:06,753 --> 01:11:08,850 (birds chirp) 1278 01:11:08,850 --> 01:11:10,470 - You're gonna make a great husband, 1279 01:11:10,470 --> 01:11:11,703 and an amazing father. 1280 01:11:13,403 --> 01:11:16,083 I'd marry you anytime, anywhere. 1281 01:11:17,730 --> 01:11:20,163 There's nothing we can't do together, right? 1282 01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:23,670 - You know, if you guys still wanna get married today, 1283 01:11:23,670 --> 01:11:25,353 we can make that happen, right? 1284 01:11:27,632 --> 01:11:29,433 - My dress got ruined. 1285 01:11:31,230 --> 01:11:33,453 - Gus went a little overboard 1286 01:11:33,453 --> 01:11:34,403 out at the old church. 1287 01:11:35,250 --> 01:11:37,263 - [Mrs. Powell] We can find you a dress. 1288 01:11:39,374 --> 01:11:40,440 - Really? 1289 01:11:40,440 --> 01:11:41,490 - I suggest you get up there 1290 01:11:41,490 --> 01:11:44,568 and give her a kiss before she changes her mind. 1291 01:11:44,568 --> 01:11:47,151 (gentle music) 1292 01:11:50,931 --> 01:11:52,770 - Looks like we got some work to do here. 1293 01:11:53,771 --> 01:11:56,354 (gentle music) 1294 01:12:19,410 --> 01:12:20,433 - You may be seated. 1295 01:12:21,767 --> 01:12:24,350 (gentle music) 1296 01:12:25,763 --> 01:12:26,760 Howdy folks. 1297 01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:28,410 - [All] Howdy Clem. 1298 01:12:28,410 --> 01:12:32,460 - We're here today to marry Elizabeth Marie Gamble, 1299 01:12:32,460 --> 01:12:34,173 and Chadwick Alan Weber. 1300 01:12:35,235 --> 01:12:37,530 Although new to our town, 1301 01:12:37,530 --> 01:12:39,510 an unfortunate misunderstanding 1302 01:12:39,510 --> 01:12:42,030 has led to a shotgun wedding, 1303 01:12:42,030 --> 01:12:43,890 unlike others we've had. 1304 01:12:43,890 --> 01:12:45,393 No offense Sarah and Mike. 1305 01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:47,760 We're gonna keep this short 1306 01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:49,740 so we can get to the food. 1307 01:12:49,740 --> 01:12:54,301 Chad, do you take Elizabeth to be your wife? 1308 01:12:54,301 --> 01:12:55,619 - I do. 1309 01:12:55,619 --> 01:12:58,214 - And Elizabeth, do you take Chad 1310 01:12:58,214 --> 01:12:59,523 to be your husband? 1311 01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:01,433 - I do. 1312 01:13:02,490 --> 01:13:04,860 - If anyone can show just cause 1313 01:13:04,860 --> 01:13:09,330 why Chad and Liz may not be lawfully wed, 1314 01:13:09,330 --> 01:13:11,973 speak now or forever hold your peace. 1315 01:13:13,212 --> 01:13:16,661 (dramatic music) 1316 01:13:16,661 --> 01:13:19,494 (zombie growling) 1317 01:13:22,712 --> 01:13:25,020 - Larry, it's over. 1318 01:13:25,020 --> 01:13:26,673 Don't you check your phone. 1319 01:13:36,780 --> 01:13:38,223 - Sorry, my phone is dead. 1320 01:13:39,150 --> 01:13:40,623 - Sit down, Larry. 1321 01:13:42,978 --> 01:13:45,561 (gentle music) 1322 01:13:48,330 --> 01:13:50,697 - Now we'll get to the good stuff. 1323 01:13:50,697 --> 01:13:54,335 ♪ I singed my name on the dotted line ♪ 1324 01:13:54,335 --> 01:13:58,591 ♪ And it was good, good, good ♪ 1325 01:13:58,591 --> 01:14:02,417 ♪ The cows got milk at supper time ♪ 1326 01:14:02,417 --> 01:14:07,344 ♪ And it was good, good, good ♪ 1327 01:14:07,344 --> 01:14:09,164 ♪ The moon twinkled high ♪ 1328 01:14:09,164 --> 01:14:11,218 ♪ In the southern sky ♪ 1329 01:14:11,218 --> 01:14:15,846 ♪ And it was good, good, good ♪ 1330 01:14:15,846 --> 01:14:17,666 ♪ Now the honeymoon's over ♪ 1331 01:14:17,666 --> 01:14:19,720 ♪ It just up and died ♪ 1332 01:14:19,720 --> 01:14:24,114 ♪ But it was good, good, good ♪ 1333 01:14:24,114 --> 01:14:27,773 ♪ All the good times and the bad ♪ 1334 01:14:27,773 --> 01:14:32,616 ♪ The best times I ever had ♪ 1335 01:14:32,616 --> 01:14:37,049 ♪ The choice between happy and sad ♪ 1336 01:14:37,049 --> 01:14:41,882 ♪ Oh the good times and the bad, bad, bad ♪ 1337 01:14:43,523 --> 01:14:44,356 - Liz. 1338 01:14:44,356 --> 01:14:47,473 She gets a little cranky. (laughs) 1339 01:14:50,100 --> 01:14:51,303 - Late afternoon. 1340 01:14:52,170 --> 01:14:54,210 Ooh, it's really coming down. 1341 01:14:54,210 --> 01:14:55,382 Okay. 1342 01:14:55,382 --> 01:14:57,114 (indistinct) 1343 01:14:57,114 --> 01:14:59,400 (Liz laughs) 1344 01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:03,090 - She writes hand written birthday cards for people 1345 01:15:03,090 --> 01:15:05,730 on their birthdays, who does that? 1346 01:15:05,730 --> 01:15:07,817 She was my one, fucking. 1347 01:15:09,365 --> 01:15:10,265 - This is... 1348 01:15:10,265 --> 01:15:11,660 (dog barking) 1349 01:15:11,660 --> 01:15:13,100 Is this your idea of... 1350 01:15:14,278 --> 01:15:17,263 (dog barking) 1351 01:15:17,263 --> 01:15:18,810 - I suggest you give her, 1352 01:15:18,810 --> 01:15:20,665 go up there and give her a kiss 1353 01:15:20,665 --> 01:15:22,590 before she changes and I stutter all over the fucking place. 1354 01:15:22,590 --> 01:15:23,423 Sorry. 1355 01:15:25,287 --> 01:15:27,004 - Uh you're choking me a litltle bit. 1356 01:15:27,004 --> 01:15:27,837 - Oh sorry. 1357 01:15:27,837 --> 01:15:30,795 (people laugh) 1358 01:15:30,795 --> 01:15:32,657 - That's too good. 1359 01:15:32,657 --> 01:15:33,813 Sorry, mosquito. 1360 01:15:35,550 --> 01:15:37,110 - What? 1361 01:15:37,110 --> 01:15:39,788 - Every Thursday the tables get out. 1362 01:15:39,788 --> 01:15:41,220 Nope, they don't, they don't get out. 1363 01:15:41,220 --> 01:15:42,200 Every Thursday... 1364 01:15:44,528 --> 01:15:45,930 But when you get there 1365 01:15:45,930 --> 01:15:50,370 it's just a big bunch, oh my God. (laughs) 1366 01:15:50,370 --> 01:15:51,960 And when you get there- 1367 01:15:51,960 --> 01:15:52,793 - [Director] Take it back a line. 1368 01:15:52,793 --> 01:15:53,626 - Yeah. 1369 01:15:55,663 --> 01:15:57,496 (person sneezing) 1370 01:15:57,496 --> 01:15:58,767 (actors laughing) 1371 01:15:58,767 --> 01:16:01,473 - Get out of here with, uh... (laughs) 1372 01:16:04,240 --> 01:16:08,456 Stop, the devil, um... 1373 01:16:08,456 --> 01:16:10,200 (actors laughing) 1374 01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:11,820 - It's soft and sweet, 1375 01:16:11,820 --> 01:16:13,710 and every pair of lips is a different color, 1376 01:16:13,710 --> 01:16:15,303 different color, flavor. 1377 01:16:17,070 --> 01:16:18,120 No, it's not. 1378 01:16:18,120 --> 01:16:19,500 And this man, he always puts his head 1379 01:16:19,500 --> 01:16:20,550 in the gator's mouth, 1380 01:16:21,457 --> 01:16:22,927 but then I think... 1381 01:16:22,927 --> 01:16:24,040 No. 1382 01:16:24,040 --> 01:16:26,255 (gentle music) 1383 01:16:26,255 --> 01:16:28,825 (actors laughing) 1384 01:16:28,825 --> 01:16:29,658 - Why? 1385 01:16:31,332 --> 01:16:32,165 (actors laughing) 1386 01:16:32,165 --> 01:16:33,397 - I'm sorry. 1387 01:16:33,397 --> 01:16:36,374 (gentle music) 1388 01:16:36,374 --> 01:16:38,300 - What the fuck? 1389 01:16:38,300 --> 01:16:41,133 Honey, what are you talking about? 1390 01:16:42,156 --> 01:16:45,363 - I wanna be supportive or your tiki bar. 1391 01:16:47,539 --> 01:16:49,740 I don't know. (laughs) 1392 01:16:49,740 --> 01:16:54,573 ♪ Oh the good times and the bad, bad, bad ♪ 1393 01:16:56,875 --> 01:16:59,458 (gentle music) 1394 01:17:04,259 --> 01:17:06,527 - Hello? 1395 01:17:06,527 --> 01:17:11,377 Is it over? 1396 01:17:11,377 --> 01:17:12,377 Are we done? 1397 01:17:14,150 --> 01:17:15,551 (dramatic music) 1398 01:17:15,551 --> 01:17:18,134 (film rolling)