1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:15,683 (rock band playing gentle intro) 4 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:52,344 (crowd cheering faintly) 5 00:00:56,432 --> 00:00:58,434 (electric guitar playing mellow solo) 6 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:20,539 (cheering continues) 7 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:44,039 (cheering grows louder) 8 00:02:52,214 --> 00:02:54,425 Tamra is a legend. 9 00:02:54,550 --> 00:02:57,887 Yeah, yeah, she's had two hitless albums back-to-back, 10 00:02:58,012 --> 00:03:00,848 but someone else's take isn't the ticket. 11 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:03,392 We need hers. 12 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:06,604 We need someone who can get her to actually open up 13 00:03:06,729 --> 00:03:08,355 and be honest. 14 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:13,277 Somebody who can get her to say something brutal or cocky, 15 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:14,612 whatever it actually is. 16 00:03:14,737 --> 00:03:17,615 What does she still want from music? 17 00:03:17,740 --> 00:03:19,575 What does she still think was, 18 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:22,536 you know, missing from that last project? 19 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:27,458 The only thing a story about a legend like Tamra Camden is missing 20 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:30,669 is as much Tamra Camden as possible. 21 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:32,171 (Stan): Damn good point, Ariel. 22 00:03:32,296 --> 00:03:34,340 - (murmurs of agreement) - I'd read that. 23 00:03:34,465 --> 00:03:36,175 (chuckles) Thank you. 24 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:38,093 Uh, I mean, I would love to maybe-- 25 00:03:38,219 --> 00:03:39,803 What about Chris Wreath to write it? 26 00:03:39,929 --> 00:03:41,680 I mean, he would be inspired, right? 27 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:44,808 Yeah, strong agree. I'll send him a note. 28 00:03:44,934 --> 00:03:45,935 Done. 29 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:47,353 Okay. Good job. 30 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:49,188 (papers shuffling) 31 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:51,065 Moving on. (Sighs) 32 00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:52,983 On to the M.O.B. 33 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:56,111 (pensive music playing) 34 00:04:21,887 --> 00:04:23,722 (Ariel): It's just driving me fucking nuts. 35 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:26,684 I've been there for three years. 36 00:04:26,809 --> 00:04:27,935 Three years of my life, 37 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:31,230 and I haven't written a single real story. 38 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:32,356 - Yes, you have. - No, I haven't. 39 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:33,774 What are you talking about? 40 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:35,943 I loved that piece on that, uh... What was it? 41 00:04:36,068 --> 00:04:38,112 Blind martial arts instructor. 42 00:04:38,237 --> 00:04:39,905 - Oh, yeah, okay. - How'd he do that three-finger thing? 43 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:41,282 - Oh. Like... - It was like... 44 00:04:41,407 --> 00:04:42,449 (both grunting fiercely) 45 00:04:43,701 --> 00:04:45,035 (both laughing) 46 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:49,164 - Wow, you look cute today. - Stop. 47 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:52,293 - Okay. - Okay. 48 00:04:52,418 --> 00:04:53,460 This is how I see it. 49 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:55,462 Step one, 50 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:57,131 write about famous people 51 00:04:57,256 --> 00:04:59,216 because they're inherently fascinating. 52 00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:01,093 That's where I'm at right now. 53 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:03,137 - Step two... - "Famous people." 54 00:05:03,262 --> 00:05:05,848 Okay. Step two, 55 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:07,933 people start to find me fascinating 56 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:09,685 'cause I'm writing about fascinating people. 57 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:10,936 And then, three, 58 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:12,396 take that goodwill and 59 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:15,149 use it to write whatever the fuck I want. 60 00:05:15,274 --> 00:05:16,191 What's the... 61 00:05:16,317 --> 00:05:18,444 what's the end goal of all that, though? 62 00:05:18,569 --> 00:05:19,570 Like, what's the point? 63 00:05:19,695 --> 00:05:22,323 - Write a book. Like... - Mmm. 64 00:05:22,448 --> 00:05:24,116 Books, plural. 65 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:26,452 Then, show people that... 66 00:05:27,286 --> 00:05:28,412 I don't know... 67 00:05:29,747 --> 00:05:31,123 that I'm a good fucking writer. 68 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:32,708 Show them what I... I think 69 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:35,919 and... and... and feel, love, hate. 70 00:05:36,045 --> 00:05:38,797 But at this rate, I'll be, like, 35 71 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:40,674 before that ever happens, which is basically 40. 72 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:42,509 Sorry, no offense. 73 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:45,012 Whoa, hold up. I'm... I... I'm only 32. 74 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,681 - What the hell? - I'm like... I rounded up. 75 00:05:47,806 --> 00:05:49,099 - That's wack. - That's my fault. 76 00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:50,559 - I... I rounded up. - Okay, also, 77 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:53,228 is this one of those vents where you just need to vent 78 00:05:53,354 --> 00:05:55,773 or one of the rare vents where you actually want advice? 79 00:05:55,898 --> 00:05:57,358 Wow. Okay. 80 00:05:58,400 --> 00:05:59,568 The former. Right. 81 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,445 Can you pass me the... 82 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:02,696 I am open. 83 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:04,782 I will take advice. I'm open. 84 00:06:06,158 --> 00:06:08,160 - For real? - Yeah, for real. 85 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:09,661 Okay. 86 00:06:09,787 --> 00:06:13,082 Well, with love and compassion, 87 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:15,709 I don't think anyone gives a fuck about what you feel 88 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:17,252 or love or hate. 89 00:06:17,378 --> 00:06:19,421 Listen, you're only 27 years old. 90 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:21,131 You didn't grow up poor or rich. 91 00:06:21,256 --> 00:06:23,467 You have a good job, a perfect bill of health. 92 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:25,177 No addictions, no enemies. 93 00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:27,846 Hell, you've never let anyone in close enough, 94 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:32,518 present company included, to actually break your heart. 95 00:06:33,227 --> 00:06:35,562 And your parents are perfect, which is why you always shit on my mom. 96 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:37,606 No, I always shit on your mom 'cause she's fucking crazy. 97 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,608 Your problem is that you're middle. 98 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,902 Which is okay. Most people are. 99 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:44,405 But it's experience that gives people perspective, 100 00:06:44,530 --> 00:06:48,117 and it's perspective that gives opinions their value, 101 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:49,993 and yours is... 102 00:06:50,119 --> 00:06:51,620 it's middle as fuck. 103 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:54,665 Okay. 104 00:06:55,374 --> 00:06:56,375 (sighs) 105 00:06:58,460 --> 00:06:59,837 This eel is delicious, by the way. 106 00:06:59,962 --> 00:07:01,839 Yeah, it's really good. No, it's really, really good. 107 00:07:01,964 --> 00:07:03,549 - Are you okay? - (mutters) 108 00:07:03,674 --> 00:07:05,592 'Cause I could... I could take that back. 109 00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:06,969 The eel is really good. 110 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:09,513 - (phones ringing) - (busy chatter) 111 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:10,722 (Editor 1): So... 112 00:07:10,848 --> 00:07:12,224 (Editor 2): I mean, now is the time, then. 113 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:13,684 (Editor 1): But why? Why is now the time? 114 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:15,269 (Editor 2): I mean, all the pictures are dropping in. 115 00:07:15,394 --> 00:07:17,563 Like, do you think he had a ton of work done to his face? 116 00:07:17,688 --> 00:07:19,148 Probably, but I'm calling bullshit on the whole thing. 117 00:07:19,273 --> 00:07:20,524 What's up? 118 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:22,192 There's a rumor flying around that Moretti's back. 119 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:25,028 Like, "Moretti" Moretti? Oh, shit. 120 00:07:25,154 --> 00:07:26,363 I know. It's a big day for me. 121 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:27,948 Dina Simone was my first ringtone. 122 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:29,533 Dina Simone was everyone's first ringtone. 123 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:30,784 Well, don't be a dick. 124 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:32,411 Ooh, Stan. 125 00:07:32,536 --> 00:07:33,537 You hear? 126 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:34,872 (sing-songy) Moretti's back. 127 00:07:34,997 --> 00:07:37,374 - (Stan): Oh, my God. You, too? - (laughs) I... 128 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:39,042 Are we done? Huh? 129 00:07:39,168 --> 00:07:41,420 I mean, if social media wants to freak out over every rumor, 130 00:07:41,545 --> 00:07:44,173 so be it, but you guys are supposed to be journalists. 131 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:46,425 Besides, no one has seen or heard from Moretti 132 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:47,759 in 30 years. 133 00:07:47,885 --> 00:07:49,428 If there was an album, 134 00:07:49,553 --> 00:07:52,556 I am sure they'd release it the same way he always did. 135 00:07:53,182 --> 00:07:56,602 Uh, his publicist, Soledad Yusef, 136 00:07:56,727 --> 00:07:59,980 would mail in a VHS of him 137 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:03,108 nonsensically just rattling off Moretti's career highlights 138 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:05,986 and proclaiming that a new album was on the way. 139 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:07,529 It was nauseating. 140 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:08,864 - Look at this. - What's this? 141 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:10,991 (Soledad, over computer): Hello, my loves. 142 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:12,326 Hello. 143 00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:13,660 (Stan): Holy shit, that's actually him. 144 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:16,246 It's been a long time since we've done this dance. 145 00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:17,748 (Stan whistles, chuckles) 146 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:20,959 But I think this dance we do is a timeless one. Don't you? 147 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:22,878 (Stan laughs) 148 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,297 (Soledad): A lot has changed in the last 27 years. 149 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:26,840 Oh, my God. 150 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:28,717 Can you believe it's been 27 years? 151 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:29,843 Look at me. 152 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:32,095 I'm like a silver fox. (laughs) 153 00:08:33,639 --> 00:08:35,224 Okay. I'm having too much fun. 154 00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:36,850 - Enough about me. - (Stan chuckles) 155 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:40,395 What about him? What about him? 156 00:08:40,521 --> 00:08:42,272 Mr. Glam-boyant himself. 157 00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:45,359 The Velvet Caller. Don Diva. 158 00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:48,487 The Wizard of Wiggle. 159 00:08:48,612 --> 00:08:52,783 The icon responsible for the highest-grossing world tour in history. 160 00:08:52,908 --> 00:08:56,912 The only living artist to secure 38 number one singles. 161 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,038 Yes. Yes. 162 00:08:58,163 --> 00:09:01,124 It is with... Ooh! 163 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:05,712 Unmitigated joy that I announce to you, my babies, 164 00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:07,714 he's bringing you a gift. 165 00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:09,758 (sighs) 166 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:13,095 The greatest album of modern times. 167 00:09:14,513 --> 00:09:15,556 (scoffs) 168 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:18,308 Future times, all the times, really. 169 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:21,144 And, in typical Debutante fashion, 170 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:25,065 he'll be playing for a select group of people this weekend 171 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:27,859 before he gives this new blessing unto the world. 172 00:09:27,985 --> 00:09:30,404 And there is more to come. 173 00:09:30,529 --> 00:09:31,905 So much more. 174 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:34,032 ♪ Such a sweet little thing ♪ 175 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:35,450 ♪ Dina ♪ 176 00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:37,953 ♪ And you deserve Million-dollar rings ♪ 177 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,288 ♪ Simone ♪ 178 00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:41,456 ♪ I like Your tight little jeans ♪ 179 00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:42,708 ♪ Dina ♪ 180 00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:44,626 ♪ And I love how She dress like a saint ♪ 181 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:45,711 (singing along) 182 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:46,837 ♪ Simone ♪ 183 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:50,757 ♪ Hold me, baby Hold me tight ♪ 184 00:09:50,882 --> 00:09:52,050 ♪ Kiss me, girl ♪ 185 00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:53,594 ♪ It's Saturday night ♪ 186 00:09:53,719 --> 00:09:55,095 ...Alfred Moretti. 187 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:56,388 ♪ See me watching ♪ 188 00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:58,140 ♪ Paint the town ♪ 189 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,017 ♪ She's with us ♪ 190 00:10:00,142 --> 00:10:01,643 ♪ Queens and Crown ♪ 191 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:04,479 ♪ All I want is you And diamonds on me ♪ 192 00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:08,734 ♪ Ooh, don't you ever Show me mercy, ooh ♪ 193 00:10:08,859 --> 00:10:11,653 ♪ I'm here alone With reservations for three ♪ 194 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,322 ♪ I need you ♪ 195 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:15,616 ♪ You too, perfect, yeah ♪ 196 00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:18,201 ♪ Such a sweet little thing ♪ 197 00:10:18,327 --> 00:10:19,703 ♪ Dina ♪ 198 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:21,705 ♪ And you deserve Million-dollar rings ♪ 199 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,498 ♪ Simone ♪ 200 00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:26,001 ♪ I like Your tight little jeans ♪ 201 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,586 ♪ Dina ♪ 202 00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:29,212 ♪ And I love how She dress like a saint ♪ 203 00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:30,339 ♪ Simone ♪ 204 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:31,715 ♪ You chauffeur 'round ♪ 205 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,301 ♪ All around the town In Cadillac Sedan de Villes ♪ 206 00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:36,178 ♪ And sex Is your favorite thing ♪ 207 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:38,180 ♪ Cocaine and blue pills ♪ 208 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,015 ♪ You, club ♪ 209 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,558 ♪ You, ballet ♪ 210 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,310 ♪ She, in the bedroom ♪ 211 00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:45,562 ♪ Her right here In the valet ♪ 212 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:46,730 (indistinct chatter) 213 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:48,982 ♪ Bodies intertwine In the dark lights ♪ 214 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:50,609 ♪ Our souls ♪ 215 00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:51,652 Oh, shit. 216 00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:53,403 ♪ Exchange under The night sky ♪ 217 00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:56,698 ♪ Raging bulls Till we fall asleep ♪ 218 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,117 (indistinct chatter) ? The sun is coming for us ? 219 00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:00,744 ♪ Jealousy ♪ 220 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:02,537 ♪ Such a sweet little thing ♪ 221 00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:03,830 ♪ Dina ♪ 222 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:05,999 ♪ And you deserve Million-dollar rings ♪ 223 00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,209 ♪ Simone ♪ 224 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:10,087 - (song ends) - He's back, my babies. 225 00:11:10,212 --> 00:11:12,339 (laughter, indistinct chatter) 226 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,758 Ugh. Classic. 227 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:16,885 Truly a perfect album, 228 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:20,222 up there with Thriller, Hotel California, Nebraska. 229 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,307 (woman): There's a second one. 230 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:24,476 This is for, uh... 231 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:26,353 Ariel Ecton. 232 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:29,272 - (woman): Who? - (man): Seriously? 233 00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:31,400 (others murmuring) 234 00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:35,487 (Clara over TV): So, what do you think of the news of Moretti 235 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,322 coming out of retirement? 236 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:39,825 (woman over TV): Oh, my gosh, I mean, it feels like a dream, 237 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:41,993 you know? I used to listen to him all the time as a kid, 238 00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:43,704 and now my kids get their own Moretti album. 239 00:11:43,829 --> 00:11:44,788 (laughing) 240 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:45,997 And you, sir? 241 00:11:46,123 --> 00:11:48,625 Moretti sleeps 12 hours a day, 242 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,002 and then stands 12 hours a day. 243 00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:52,629 Like, it's a "balance of life" thing. 244 00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:55,507 This is my favorite rumor about this guy. 245 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:59,302 Somebody's trying to suggest that he bought Freddie Mercury's teeth. 246 00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:01,179 (laughs) 247 00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:03,098 - And he might-- - Today's top story, 248 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,350 Alfred Moretti, arguably the biggest 249 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:06,852 pop star of the '90s, 250 00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:10,188 has resurfaced after a 30-year hiat... 251 00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:16,069 (chuckles) 252 00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:18,155 (enthralling music playing) 253 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:29,458 (birds calling) 254 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:42,012 (Stan): Smell that desert air. 255 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:43,930 (Ariel): Oh, yeah, it's amazing. 256 00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:45,390 - (Stan): Right? Oh. - (Ariel): Hello. 257 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,768 - Hello. Oh, okay. Okay. - (Ariel): Oh. (Clears throat) 258 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,564 Ms. Ecton. Mr. Sullivan. 259 00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:55,066 Welcome to Green River, Utah. 260 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:58,820 It'll be an absolute honor 261 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,655 to spend this weekend with you. 262 00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:01,698 - Thank you. - Yeah. 263 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:02,991 Namaste. 264 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,409 The other guests are waiting just this way. 265 00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:05,660 Please follow me 266 00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:08,705 as we board the infamous Louise. 267 00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:11,541 Holy shit. 268 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:12,626 Slow Lo. 269 00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,461 (both chuckle) 270 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:17,589 So, uh, rumor had it that when Moretti toured, 271 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,424 his outfits were so damn heavy that the-- 272 00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:22,302 Yeah, they would weigh the bus down, and they would have to, 273 00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:26,556 uh, stop to fuel twice as much 'cause it was so slow and low. 274 00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:28,058 - Hence the name. - Yeah. 275 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:29,434 - Yeah. - Yeah. 276 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,020 (Ariel): I just... I did a little research. 277 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,022 (Stan): No, that's impressive. That's really impressive. 278 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,233 - (Ariel): Thanks. - (Stan): Yeah. Nice job, rookie. 279 00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:37,567 (Ariel): Okay. 280 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:39,611 - (engine starts) - Well, lookie here. 281 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:42,739 - Hey. Long time, huh? - (laughs) 282 00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:44,157 - (laughing) - (Clara): Hey. 283 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,076 Oh, everybody, uh, meet Ariel. 284 00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:48,787 Some young blood from the magazine tagging along. 285 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,080 - Hi. - This is Clara, 286 00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:52,040 who you know of, I'm sure. 287 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:56,795 And, of course, Bianca Tyson, the top paparazza in the game. 288 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,046 - Stan. - (Stan laughs) 289 00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,798 - Clara. Clara. - Stan. 290 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:02,092 - (Clara): Stan. - (Stan and Clara laugh) 291 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:03,635 (Stan): I see you, uh, 292 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,053 took a break from being 293 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,180 the most hated sex symbol on TV to join us. 294 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:09,182 Key words, "sex symbol..." 295 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,184 Thank you... And "TV." 296 00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:12,602 How's print media treating you? 297 00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:13,728 Oh. 298 00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,272 Nice to meet you, dear. 299 00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:17,065 Oh, nice to meet you. 300 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,316 (Stan): I'm not sure who that is. 301 00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:20,610 That is Emily Katz. 302 00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,779 - She's an influencer. - (Stan): Oh, Lord help us. 303 00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:25,115 Wait, sorry. Is she talking to Bill Lotto? 304 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,783 (Bianca): Oh, I know, right? 305 00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:27,909 You'd think some of the sheen 306 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,704 would wear off after he pivoted to podcasts. 307 00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:33,456 I'm surprised he even came, to be honest. 308 00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:35,834 What do you mean? Why would he miss the event of the century? 309 00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:37,669 They hated each other. 310 00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:41,131 Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to depart 311 00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:44,301 on our four-hour-and-eight-minute journey. 312 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:48,763 Please feel free to luxuriate until our arrival. 313 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,558 (Clara): Thank you. 314 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:53,894 (laughs) 315 00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:55,729 (brakes hissing, engine accelerating) 316 00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,233 (mellow music playing) 317 00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:22,505 Oh, my God. Cindy Crawford is such a legend. 318 00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:23,840 She's my favorite of his girlfriends. 319 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,425 (Clara): Oh, that is sexy. 320 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:27,093 (laughing) What are they doing? 321 00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,145 Stan, have you been reading this? 322 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,313 Hmm? 323 00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:40,565 Oh, it's from the basket, right? 324 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:43,944 I haven't. What's the haps? 325 00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:49,324 I mean, the haps are very, uh, specific. They... 326 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,826 Hey, so this is a good time to establish our game plan. 327 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,244 Oh. Yeah. 328 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,371 Okay. Yes, actually. 329 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:56,623 I was, uh, writing some stuff down earlier. 330 00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:57,666 - Great. - Yeah. 331 00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:00,335 So, you know, obviously, 332 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,671 I'll be the one who writes the review and the piece, 333 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:08,093 but what I could really use your help with is some note-taking. 334 00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:14,641 Okay. Yeah, um, I... I would... 335 00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:15,642 - You know, I could share-- 336 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,310 - Nah, just the note-taking. Anything you see. 337 00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,729 Weird books or, uh, 338 00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:21,356 I don't know, orgies, whatever. 339 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,274 Just, uh, write it down, 340 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,860 and I'll give it a look at the end of the weekend. Got it? 341 00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:28,697 - Yeah. - Yeah. 342 00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,490 (Stan inhales deeply) 343 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:33,159 You know, I'm... I'm really happy for you. 344 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:34,452 (chuckles softly) 345 00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:38,164 (mellow music playing) 346 00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:44,546 (wind whistling) 347 00:16:58,101 --> 00:17:00,020 (birds chirping) 348 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,238 (indistinct chatter) 349 00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:15,326 (excited shouting) 350 00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:25,253 Who are these people? 351 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,963 Moretti diehards. 352 00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:29,674 They've been congregating since the announcement. 353 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:32,635 I even heard a few have been sleeping in their cars. 354 00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:35,722 All hoping to get a glimpse of him. 355 00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:38,058 Some people really need a hobby. 356 00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:39,392 (Emily chuckles) 357 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:44,022 (cheering) 358 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,776 (indistinct shouting) 359 00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:49,069 (fan): I love you! 360 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,372 (birds calling) 361 00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:11,216 (enthralling music playing) 362 00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:52,674 (Clara): Oh, thanks, honey. 363 00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:57,178 I mean, had to wear the boots, right? 364 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,721 - (Jorg): Right this way. - (Stan): They look perfect. 365 00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:00,723 - (Clara): Thanks. - (Stan): Oh, my goodness. 366 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,478 (indistinct chatter) 367 00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,230 (Clara laughs) 368 00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:11,818 Welcome. 369 00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:15,029 Before you head to your respective rooms to freshen up, 370 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:17,782 to ensure the integrity of this event, deposit your cell phones here. 371 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:20,785 We will return them Sunday after your experience is over. 372 00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:22,745 (Clara): No problem. 373 00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:25,748 (Stan): Thank you. 374 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,837 - (Stan speaks indistinctly) - (Clara laughing) 375 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:35,008 (indistinct chatter) 376 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,384 Hey. 377 00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:39,387 Ms. Katz. (Clears throat) 378 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:46,269 (cell phone drops in basket) 379 00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,188 Thank you. 380 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:52,859 This is a gift. 381 00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:54,068 - (Stan): Oh. - (Clara): Thank you. 382 00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:55,236 (woman): Welcome, Ms. Ecton. 383 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,447 (Clara): It's beautiful. 384 00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:01,743 - (Stan): (whispers) Ariel. - I'm gonna put this by my Emmy. 385 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,454 - (Stan mouthing) - Okay. 386 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,373 (mellow music playing) 387 00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:11,127 (quiet, indistinct chatter) 388 00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:19,469 (birds chirping, cawing) 389 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,891 (indistinct chatter) 390 00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,607 (door opens) 391 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,735 (footsteps approaching) 392 00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:24,033 (door closes) 393 00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:44,095 Over the years, my concerts attracted 394 00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:47,849 a, uh, veritable who's who 395 00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:52,186 of the revered and the beatified. 396 00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:56,149 And after every show, it was customary 397 00:21:56,274 --> 00:22:00,445 for me to invite some of them backstage to my green room 398 00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:06,075 to take photos and exchange pleasantries. 399 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:11,831 And, one night, I had the unbelievable honor 400 00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:17,128 to welcome both Chuck Norris and Muhammad Ali. 401 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,465 And as is always the case 402 00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:24,552 when two alpha males enter the same space, 403 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:27,305 a competition ensued. 404 00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:30,516 And soon enough, Chuck Norris stood up 405 00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:34,854 and announced that his hands were so fast 406 00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:38,399 that he could chop a mosquito in half. 407 00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:41,778 And just as he had finished that sentence... 408 00:22:41,903 --> 00:22:43,071 Hi-ya! 409 00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:44,155 (murmuring, chuckling) 410 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,532 I looked down at the floor, and sure enough, 411 00:22:46,657 --> 00:22:49,535 there's a mosquito chopped in half. 412 00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:53,748 Ali doesn't skip a beat. 413 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,124 He stands up, 414 00:22:55,249 --> 00:22:57,752 goes to the center of the room, 415 00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,837 kind of leans back a bit. 416 00:22:59,962 --> 00:23:01,339 (exhales sharply) 417 00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:03,174 Double-jabs it. 418 00:23:04,509 --> 00:23:06,386 I look down on the floor, 419 00:23:06,511 --> 00:23:09,305 and there is a mosquito 420 00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:12,433 chopped into four tiny bits. 421 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:15,937 The entire room applauds. 422 00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:19,357 But Chuck Norris, very determined, does not give up. 423 00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:23,945 He reclaims the center of the room. 424 00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:25,530 Locates one, and then... 425 00:23:25,655 --> 00:23:27,407 (grunting fiercely) 426 00:23:27,532 --> 00:23:28,908 (scattered laughter) 427 00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:33,621 I look down, and sure enough, there lay a little bloodsucker 428 00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:37,041 cut into six tiny portions. 429 00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:41,212 And Ali, cool as a cucumber, he stands, 430 00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:44,882 scouring the room, locates a mosquito. 431 00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:46,050 - Whack. - (Clara chuckles) 432 00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:48,553 I look up, and that mosquito is still airborne. 433 00:23:48,678 --> 00:23:50,513 I say, "Ali, champ, 434 00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:54,684 "that mosquito is still flying around." 435 00:23:54,809 --> 00:23:57,228 Ali turns back to me, and he says, 436 00:23:57,353 --> 00:24:00,189 "Yeah, he's still flying around, 437 00:24:00,314 --> 00:24:03,151 "but he'll never have children." 438 00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:05,236 (laughter) 439 00:24:09,490 --> 00:24:11,117 And so, 440 00:24:11,242 --> 00:24:15,872 let me be the first to congratulate all of you 441 00:24:15,997 --> 00:24:18,291 on being the first to hear 442 00:24:18,416 --> 00:24:24,046 my 18th studio album, Caesar's Request. 443 00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:27,008 (applause) 444 00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:28,676 Let's dine, shall we? 445 00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:33,014 (indistinct chatter) 446 00:24:34,182 --> 00:24:36,476 - Hi. It's so nice to finally meet you. - Pleasure. 447 00:24:36,601 --> 00:24:39,103 (chatter continues indistinctly) 448 00:24:40,104 --> 00:24:41,105 - It's good to see you. - You, too. 449 00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:42,648 - Alfred. - Young man. 450 00:24:42,773 --> 00:24:43,733 - Mmm. - Pleasure. 451 00:24:43,858 --> 00:24:45,359 I'd like to start off by saying... 452 00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:47,904 - Water under the bridge. - Exactly. 453 00:24:48,029 --> 00:24:49,697 (chatter continues indistinctly) 454 00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:51,157 (Bill): You look good, man. 455 00:24:51,282 --> 00:24:52,742 (Moretti): You look good, too. Not as good as me. 456 00:24:52,867 --> 00:24:54,035 - Oh. - Thanks, Ariel. 457 00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:57,371 Hey. I heard you're from New York City. 458 00:24:57,497 --> 00:25:00,124 - Is that true? - Uh, yes, it is true. 459 00:25:00,249 --> 00:25:01,709 That's so cool. 460 00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,544 - Thanks. - I like your hair. 461 00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:05,046 I like your hair, too. 462 00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:06,297 Uh, my name's Ariel. 463 00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:07,465 Nice to meet you, Ariel. 464 00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:09,091 - I'm Maude. - Nice to meet you, Maude. 465 00:25:09,217 --> 00:25:10,718 Would you like to sit with me, Ariel? 466 00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:12,386 Yes. 467 00:25:12,512 --> 00:25:13,763 Yes, I would. 468 00:25:13,888 --> 00:25:15,598 (glass clinking) 469 00:25:15,723 --> 00:25:17,808 (Stan): Now a toast, if I may. 470 00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:21,604 Because this, my old friend, does not happen anymore. 471 00:25:21,729 --> 00:25:25,566 This, we have missed, as we have missed you. 472 00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:26,901 Guys, this is my friend Ariel. 473 00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:28,319 (Stan): We're honored to be here with you. 474 00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:29,487 Hi. How are you? I'm Joel. 475 00:25:29,612 --> 00:25:30,738 - Nice to meet you. - (Stan): To Alfred. 476 00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:32,490 - (Bill): Alfred. - (dishes clinking) 477 00:25:34,825 --> 00:25:36,911 (laughter, indistinct chatter) 478 00:25:38,663 --> 00:25:41,123 Hey. First Roll. 479 00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:44,210 (others): First Roll. 480 00:25:46,128 --> 00:25:48,506 Take a bite and pass it across. 481 00:25:50,675 --> 00:25:52,635 (bread crunching) 482 00:25:54,387 --> 00:25:56,180 - (Bill): There you go. - (Clara laughing) 483 00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:58,140 (Stan): Whoa. You're like a panther. 484 00:25:58,266 --> 00:26:01,185 (Clara): Are we gonna get to see you dance this weekend? 485 00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:03,521 (Moretti): Don't fret, my dear. I'm still uncoordinated. 486 00:26:03,646 --> 00:26:05,064 (laughter) 487 00:26:05,189 --> 00:26:06,524 (Stan): Come on, Clara. 488 00:26:06,649 --> 00:26:08,568 (Clara): What? Nobody moves like Moretti. 489 00:26:08,693 --> 00:26:10,695 (chatter continues indistinctly) 490 00:26:20,204 --> 00:26:22,206 (bread crunching) 491 00:26:22,331 --> 00:26:24,292 (uneasy music playing) 492 00:26:25,543 --> 00:26:27,044 (bread crunching) 493 00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:14,342 (quiet murmuring) 494 00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:16,344 (Stan): Oh. Thank you. 495 00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:21,390 (Bill): But it's a pretty one. 496 00:27:21,515 --> 00:27:23,351 Indeed it is. 497 00:27:23,476 --> 00:27:24,810 Yeah. Thought so. 498 00:27:31,567 --> 00:27:33,402 Jorg, right? 499 00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:37,323 Ariel Ecton. (Chuckles) 500 00:27:37,448 --> 00:27:38,449 (chuckles) 501 00:27:39,575 --> 00:27:40,618 This is amazing. 502 00:27:42,662 --> 00:27:44,580 (sighs) Um... 503 00:27:45,873 --> 00:27:49,877 Full disclosure, I'm a journalist here, 504 00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:51,879 and we might be writing a piece 505 00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:54,048 just about how amazing all this is, 506 00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:57,009 and, um, I just wanted to get, like, a little bit of background color, 507 00:27:57,134 --> 00:28:00,763 if you're comfortable talking to me a little. 508 00:28:08,938 --> 00:28:10,481 I used to teach music 509 00:28:11,649 --> 00:28:15,653 at Harden High School in Charlotte. 510 00:28:16,529 --> 00:28:19,657 One semester, I picked my favorite musician... 511 00:28:20,491 --> 00:28:22,827 The Wizard of Wiggle himself, 512 00:28:22,952 --> 00:28:25,705 to be the primary focus for the kids. 513 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,421 One day, I'm teaching second period 514 00:28:33,546 --> 00:28:35,047 when I get a phone call 515 00:28:35,172 --> 00:28:37,383 saying that Moretti wanted to meet me. 516 00:28:37,508 --> 00:28:40,136 (chuckling) And at first, I thought it was a prank, you know? 517 00:28:40,261 --> 00:28:41,971 - Mmm. - Of course. 518 00:28:42,096 --> 00:28:44,390 No one had seen Moretti in almost ten years. 519 00:28:44,515 --> 00:28:46,308 - Yeah. - Yeah. 520 00:28:46,434 --> 00:28:47,810 And then... 521 00:28:48,936 --> 00:28:50,563 he got on the phone... 522 00:28:52,273 --> 00:28:54,650 and that voice is... 523 00:28:56,861 --> 00:28:58,112 ...unmistakable. 524 00:29:00,489 --> 00:29:01,824 - Like, this ain't no prank. - (chuckles) 525 00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:05,119 That's the motherfucking Debutante himself. (Chuckles) 526 00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:06,620 Wait, so... 527 00:29:07,121 --> 00:29:09,415 Moretti just, like, called you out of the blue? 528 00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:11,834 He told me not to tell anyone. 529 00:29:12,460 --> 00:29:14,211 Did he say what he wanted or... or... 530 00:29:14,336 --> 00:29:15,671 (laughing) What? 531 00:29:15,796 --> 00:29:17,590 No need. No. 532 00:29:17,715 --> 00:29:19,800 I didn't even tell my job. 533 00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:20,926 No call, no show. 534 00:29:21,051 --> 00:29:24,346 I... I was on a plane the next morning. 535 00:29:25,306 --> 00:29:26,515 (chuckles) 536 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,477 And now, I teach music theory to the children. 537 00:29:29,602 --> 00:29:31,729 Like, uh, you know, little Maudey there. 538 00:29:34,315 --> 00:29:37,109 And John here, uh, teaches phys ed, 539 00:29:37,234 --> 00:29:40,654 like, uh, oh, like, uh, track and archery. 540 00:29:44,492 --> 00:29:48,120 "Teach them young, and the world will be yours." 541 00:29:49,538 --> 00:29:51,540 (Ariel): That's from the book, right? The... 542 00:29:51,665 --> 00:29:53,542 the... the blue one that's... 543 00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:56,545 - Meditations of Level. - (Ariel): Yeah. 544 00:29:56,670 --> 00:29:58,005 Is that, um... 545 00:29:59,089 --> 00:30:01,550 Sorry, I don't... I don't know how else to ask that. 546 00:30:01,675 --> 00:30:03,093 Are you... 547 00:30:03,219 --> 00:30:05,346 - you guys... - We're Levelists. 548 00:30:07,556 --> 00:30:08,808 What do you, uh... 549 00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:14,104 What is that, I guess, to you or... 550 00:30:15,397 --> 00:30:16,607 you all? 551 00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:22,029 "The one and only holistic path 552 00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:24,740 "to prevent the obstruction of creativity 553 00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:29,954 "and ensure the protection of those divinely burdened to wield it." 554 00:30:40,881 --> 00:30:42,633 (footsteps departing) 555 00:30:49,056 --> 00:30:51,016 (indistinct chatter) 556 00:31:06,323 --> 00:31:08,325 (intriguing music playing) 557 00:31:16,876 --> 00:31:19,044 Doesn't "sycophant" have an "O"? 558 00:31:22,172 --> 00:31:24,133 Probably, yeah. Um... 559 00:31:24,258 --> 00:31:26,427 - Hi. - Alfred Moretti. 560 00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:28,429 Ariel Ecton. 561 00:31:28,554 --> 00:31:30,347 - Indeed you are. - (chuckles) 562 00:31:30,472 --> 00:31:32,266 I was shocked to get the invite, 563 00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:35,644 but I'm truly honored and thrilled 564 00:31:35,769 --> 00:31:37,229 to get to be here this weekend. 565 00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:39,356 I hope so. 566 00:31:39,857 --> 00:31:41,692 - (chuckles nervously) - Don't forget the "O." 567 00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:45,195 - Right. Yeah. - Rest well. 568 00:31:45,321 --> 00:31:46,405 (Ariel): You, too. 569 00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:55,539 (intriguing music playing) 570 00:32:02,296 --> 00:32:04,048 Congratulations, and welcome again 571 00:32:04,173 --> 00:32:06,050 to this once-in-a-lifetime gathering. 572 00:32:06,175 --> 00:32:08,218 For your comfort, we have assigned each of you 573 00:32:08,344 --> 00:32:10,804 a 24-7 concierge. 574 00:32:10,930 --> 00:32:13,349 If there are any accommodations that you may desire, 575 00:32:13,474 --> 00:32:15,100 please do not hesitate to ask them. 576 00:32:16,018 --> 00:32:18,145 None too big, none too small. 577 00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:20,314 Your concierge is here for you. 578 00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:23,025 (Stan): Holy shit, the Moretti Museum. 579 00:32:23,150 --> 00:32:25,152 - (light laughter) - (woman): I can't believe it's real. 580 00:32:25,861 --> 00:32:27,863 (Clara): Oh, the kids are doing a puppet show. 581 00:32:27,988 --> 00:32:29,448 I love puppet shows. 582 00:32:34,370 --> 00:32:35,871 (exhaling rhythmically) 583 00:32:43,128 --> 00:32:44,630 (rummaging through bag) 584 00:32:47,508 --> 00:32:49,885 (breath trembling) 585 00:33:02,773 --> 00:33:05,526 (scoffs, sighs) 586 00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:07,444 (loud popping) 587 00:33:20,457 --> 00:33:21,500 (gum pops loudly) 588 00:33:24,753 --> 00:33:25,879 (sighs) 589 00:33:35,597 --> 00:33:37,182 (Moretti over tape player): This song is titled 590 00:33:37,307 --> 00:33:38,851 Tomorrow, my love. 591 00:33:38,976 --> 00:33:40,394 Please enjoy. 592 00:33:40,978 --> 00:33:43,063 (slow, melancholy intro playing) 593 00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:55,743 (sighs) 594 00:33:57,161 --> 00:33:59,997 ♪ The last time I fell in love ♪ 595 00:34:00,122 --> 00:34:02,750 ♪ I was 16 ♪ 596 00:34:06,211 --> 00:34:11,258 ♪ A little ol' boy With some big ol' dreams ♪ 597 00:34:13,802 --> 00:34:19,475 ♪ Then she headed west For this Hollywood thing ♪ 598 00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:27,608 ♪ Love didn't work out Like it seemed ♪ 599 00:34:29,693 --> 00:34:34,823 ♪ I begged her to stay But I had no means ♪ 600 00:34:36,158 --> 00:34:39,453 ♪ Stood there In my cowboy hat ♪ 601 00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:43,123 ♪ And my favorite jeans ♪ 602 00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:51,090 ♪ And every night at 8:00 She's on TV ♪ 603 00:34:53,675 --> 00:34:54,968 ♪ But for me ♪ 604 00:34:55,094 --> 00:35:00,265 ♪ Things didn't work out Like they seemed ♪ 605 00:35:00,390 --> 00:35:03,310 ♪ You deserve the best ♪ 606 00:35:04,269 --> 00:35:07,564 ♪ And I'll miss you slow ♪ 607 00:35:08,398 --> 00:35:12,027 ♪ 'Cause life's Moving faster ♪ 608 00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:15,864 ♪ Faster than before ♪ 609 00:35:15,989 --> 00:35:19,535 ♪ When we were young We had time ♪ 610 00:35:20,369 --> 00:35:24,456 ♪ Felt seconds last forever ♪ 611 00:35:24,581 --> 00:35:28,085 ♪ But what I never knew ♪ 612 00:35:28,210 --> 00:35:31,755 ♪ Was how much time We'd have together ♪ 613 00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:36,176 ♪ How much time We'd have together ♪ 614 00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:46,311 (song ends) 615 00:35:48,897 --> 00:35:51,150 (sighs) 616 00:35:51,275 --> 00:35:52,651 (door opens) 617 00:35:57,281 --> 00:35:59,199 (intriguing music playing) 618 00:35:59,324 --> 00:36:00,784 (footsteps) 619 00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:03,120 Hmm? 620 00:36:03,245 --> 00:36:05,330 - Ow! - (man): There we go. Go. 621 00:36:06,456 --> 00:36:07,499 (Bill): Hey, what are you doing? 622 00:36:07,624 --> 00:36:08,542 - (man): Go ahead. - (creaking) 623 00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:09,626 (grunting) 624 00:36:09,751 --> 00:36:11,211 What are... No, let go of me! 625 00:36:11,336 --> 00:36:12,796 (grunting) 626 00:36:12,921 --> 00:36:15,465 - (man): That's it. - (tool whirring) 627 00:36:15,591 --> 00:36:18,010 (screaming) 628 00:36:20,095 --> 00:36:21,096 (screaming stops) 629 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,348 (bird calling) 630 00:36:30,063 --> 00:36:31,607 (yawning) 631 00:36:34,985 --> 00:36:35,986 Morning. 632 00:36:36,111 --> 00:36:37,446 Good morning. 633 00:36:37,571 --> 00:36:38,780 Can I get you anything? 634 00:36:39,948 --> 00:36:42,951 No. I was just gonna go for a jog. 635 00:36:47,331 --> 00:36:49,708 (chuckling) I can go for a jog, right? 636 00:36:51,835 --> 00:36:54,379 (intriguing music playing) 637 00:37:09,686 --> 00:37:11,188 (grunts softly) 638 00:37:14,983 --> 00:37:16,109 (sighs) 639 00:37:16,985 --> 00:37:18,362 (exhales sharply) 640 00:37:19,696 --> 00:37:22,324 (bird calling) 641 00:37:34,962 --> 00:37:37,631 - (frog croaking) - (birds chirping) 642 00:38:30,851 --> 00:38:33,729 (Ariel panting) 643 00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:38,191 (Moretti): Morning. 644 00:38:38,317 --> 00:38:39,860 (Ariel): Morning. 645 00:38:39,985 --> 00:38:42,863 How are you finding everything so far? 646 00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:44,364 Good. Yeah. 647 00:38:45,741 --> 00:38:48,076 How was your morning jog? 648 00:38:48,201 --> 00:38:49,411 It was good. 649 00:38:49,536 --> 00:38:51,955 I, um... I feel bad, though. 650 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,708 My concierge had to jog with me the whole time. 651 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,251 (chuckles) 652 00:38:56,376 --> 00:38:58,587 You guys really go above and beyond with the service here. 653 00:38:59,129 --> 00:39:02,382 Oh, that's the only thing you find above and beyond? 654 00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:03,759 The service? 655 00:39:04,676 --> 00:39:06,178 Yeah. Um... 656 00:39:08,055 --> 00:39:09,556 I mean, the song was amazing. 657 00:39:10,474 --> 00:39:13,185 Like, genuinely. It was... 658 00:39:15,270 --> 00:39:17,939 gorgeous and haunting and kind of funny. 659 00:39:18,065 --> 00:39:19,858 Funny? How? 660 00:39:20,567 --> 00:39:22,986 It's just not really how I picture your heart, I guess. 661 00:39:23,111 --> 00:39:25,822 How did you picture my heart? 662 00:39:25,947 --> 00:39:27,449 (chuckles) Um... 663 00:39:29,117 --> 00:39:30,369 I... 664 00:39:30,494 --> 00:39:31,828 Like Teflon, 665 00:39:31,953 --> 00:39:34,414 glitter-glazed and reinforced 666 00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:36,750 with a shit ton of cash and applause. 667 00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:38,126 Pardon my French. 668 00:39:38,251 --> 00:39:39,961 Well, don't stop Frenching 669 00:39:40,087 --> 00:39:42,172 on my account, dear. Sit. 670 00:39:44,466 --> 00:39:45,592 (Ariel): Um... 671 00:39:46,259 --> 00:39:47,719 Really, though, I just... 672 00:39:47,844 --> 00:39:49,638 I found it really impressive. 673 00:39:50,263 --> 00:39:51,390 Thank you. 674 00:39:52,391 --> 00:39:55,852 You're able to sing about all that like it was yesterday, and... 675 00:39:57,354 --> 00:40:00,232 it was really kind of comforting 676 00:40:00,357 --> 00:40:01,775 that you hadn't lost a step. 677 00:40:03,193 --> 00:40:05,987 Thank you. Well, yes, that would be a bummer. 678 00:40:06,113 --> 00:40:07,781 (chuckling) Yeah, that'd be a huge bummer. 679 00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:09,866 Hi, Ariel. 680 00:40:12,536 --> 00:40:13,745 Um... 681 00:40:14,996 --> 00:40:17,165 not to get all Anderson Cooper on you 682 00:40:17,290 --> 00:40:18,708 - first thing in the morning... - Mmm-hmm. 683 00:40:18,834 --> 00:40:22,421 ...but, um, this place, this, um... 684 00:40:24,214 --> 00:40:26,758 religion, Level... 685 00:40:29,052 --> 00:40:30,929 ...how long ago was it since you founded it? 686 00:40:31,054 --> 00:40:34,182 Oh. (Laughing) 687 00:40:35,809 --> 00:40:37,894 Oh, no. I didn't create it. 688 00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:39,521 You think I wrote all that? 689 00:40:39,646 --> 00:40:42,691 No, I'm just a simple songman. 690 00:40:43,567 --> 00:40:46,445 It existed long before me. 691 00:40:47,279 --> 00:40:48,572 But you are a member? 692 00:40:48,697 --> 00:40:51,908 Yes, I'm very committed to it. 693 00:40:55,454 --> 00:40:57,080 What is it that you guys do? 694 00:40:58,415 --> 00:41:00,500 What do you mean, what do we do? 695 00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:02,752 I mean, all religions do something. 696 00:41:03,587 --> 00:41:05,255 Catholics go to Mass. 697 00:41:05,380 --> 00:41:07,132 They drink the blood of Christ. 698 00:41:07,257 --> 00:41:09,926 Muslims, uh, pray towards Mecca. 699 00:41:10,051 --> 00:41:12,220 You know, they... they do things. 700 00:41:12,345 --> 00:41:14,598 All religions have things that they do together. 701 00:41:14,723 --> 00:41:19,394 Um, then what do you call a group that does nothing together? 702 00:41:19,519 --> 00:41:21,104 Congress. 703 00:41:21,229 --> 00:41:22,439 (Moretti laughs) 704 00:41:24,316 --> 00:41:25,484 Actually, you know what? 705 00:41:25,609 --> 00:41:27,944 There... there is... 706 00:41:29,196 --> 00:41:31,698 one thing we... we all do. 707 00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:33,283 Would you like to see? 708 00:41:33,408 --> 00:41:34,826 Yeah. 709 00:41:44,544 --> 00:41:46,880 (intriguing music playing) 710 00:41:55,931 --> 00:41:57,516 (cracking nearby) 711 00:41:57,641 --> 00:41:59,142 (cracking continues) 712 00:42:01,853 --> 00:42:03,021 (hushed): Sorry about the odor. 713 00:42:03,146 --> 00:42:05,440 I wish that I could say you get used to it, 714 00:42:05,565 --> 00:42:07,025 but you don't. 715 00:42:08,652 --> 00:42:12,614 Now, this believer is engaged 716 00:42:12,739 --> 00:42:15,659 in a process we call Diving. 717 00:42:15,784 --> 00:42:19,287 That's something we're all called to do. 718 00:42:20,205 --> 00:42:21,873 "We all," including yourself? 719 00:42:22,791 --> 00:42:24,376 Absolutely. 720 00:42:29,631 --> 00:42:32,133 (Ariel): So, you eat them? 721 00:42:32,259 --> 00:42:36,054 For necklaces, we source only natural pearls, 722 00:42:36,179 --> 00:42:38,306 so that means we're obligated to open 723 00:42:38,431 --> 00:42:41,434 oyster after oyster after oyster 724 00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:44,479 before we find one with a pearl in it. 725 00:42:45,564 --> 00:42:48,358 Well, in a hundred oysters, 726 00:42:50,026 --> 00:42:52,487 how often do you find a pearl? 727 00:42:52,612 --> 00:42:54,364 Not all that often, but distilling it 728 00:42:54,489 --> 00:42:58,952 into a chore of numbers is beside the point. 729 00:42:59,077 --> 00:43:00,870 Well, what's the point, then? 730 00:43:07,669 --> 00:43:09,296 - (knife squishes) - (man grunting) 731 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,632 (man, softly): Oh, damn. 732 00:43:15,552 --> 00:43:16,886 We should probably... 733 00:43:17,596 --> 00:43:20,473 leave him to it, let him concentrate. 734 00:43:23,226 --> 00:43:24,352 (door opens) 735 00:43:33,153 --> 00:43:35,196 (chuckles) Um... 736 00:43:36,323 --> 00:43:39,034 forgive me if I'm missing something, but... 737 00:43:40,368 --> 00:43:41,536 what... 738 00:43:42,746 --> 00:43:45,749 (chuckling) What's the point of that, exactly? 739 00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:50,295 Well, the Meditations of Level 740 00:43:50,420 --> 00:43:53,673 teaches us that the worth of a single pearl 741 00:43:53,798 --> 00:43:58,345 surpasses the value of all empty shells 742 00:43:58,470 --> 00:44:02,307 and that balance, true balance, 743 00:44:02,432 --> 00:44:06,561 exists not in the notion that all things are equal 744 00:44:06,686 --> 00:44:08,730 but in the realization 745 00:44:08,855 --> 00:44:11,066 that all things are not... 746 00:44:12,651 --> 00:44:13,693 equal. 747 00:44:15,195 --> 00:44:16,655 True balance? 748 00:44:16,780 --> 00:44:17,864 Yes. 749 00:44:17,989 --> 00:44:22,077 Like someone who would sleep 12 hours a day 750 00:44:22,202 --> 00:44:24,704 and stay up for 12 hours, for example. 751 00:44:26,331 --> 00:44:27,415 (Moretti): Hmm. 752 00:44:28,958 --> 00:44:32,420 Did you really buy and wear Freddie Mercury's teeth? 753 00:44:40,470 --> 00:44:41,721 (shower running) 754 00:44:41,846 --> 00:44:42,972 (shower stops) 755 00:44:48,061 --> 00:44:49,854 (knocking) 756 00:44:57,737 --> 00:44:58,905 Okay. 757 00:45:05,412 --> 00:45:06,538 Hi. 758 00:45:08,832 --> 00:45:11,126 Oh, hello. 759 00:45:11,251 --> 00:45:13,712 It's so great to finally meet you, Ariel. 760 00:45:13,837 --> 00:45:16,423 Uh, it's nice to meet you, too... 761 00:45:16,548 --> 00:45:17,716 Rachel. 762 00:45:18,717 --> 00:45:21,261 - Okay. - Okay, um... 763 00:45:21,386 --> 00:45:22,512 (Rachel speaking indistinctly to staff) 764 00:45:22,637 --> 00:45:24,431 Rachel. (Chuckles) 765 00:45:26,141 --> 00:45:27,851 - Rachel, hi. Yeah. - Hi. 766 00:45:27,976 --> 00:45:29,644 What... what is all this? 767 00:45:29,769 --> 00:45:30,729 Here. 768 00:45:31,730 --> 00:45:33,481 Oh, beautiful. Option three, 769 00:45:33,606 --> 00:45:35,483 with the olive foundation, like we talked about last week, okay? 770 00:45:35,608 --> 00:45:36,609 - Okay. - Thank you. 771 00:45:36,735 --> 00:45:38,236 No, I... I got one of these, actually. 772 00:45:38,361 --> 00:45:40,280 Um... just, like, what is this? 773 00:45:40,405 --> 00:45:43,366 Is this, like, the... the spa experience or... 774 00:45:44,617 --> 00:45:46,077 Right. Okay. 775 00:45:46,202 --> 00:45:48,830 We're gonna make you look like the best version of you. 776 00:45:50,457 --> 00:45:52,041 Okay. Um... 777 00:45:54,169 --> 00:45:55,628 What number? 778 00:45:55,754 --> 00:45:57,505 Okay. Two dresses. 779 00:45:59,382 --> 00:46:01,217 Let me ask you this. 780 00:46:01,342 --> 00:46:02,552 Uh... 781 00:46:03,803 --> 00:46:07,182 did you receive a call out of the blue, maybe, 782 00:46:07,307 --> 00:46:10,769 from Moretti a few years ago, and that's what brought you to this place? 783 00:46:10,894 --> 00:46:13,146 I'm sorry, my dear, the schedule. 784 00:46:13,271 --> 00:46:14,189 Let us do what we do, 785 00:46:14,314 --> 00:46:15,982 and I promise you will look and feel 786 00:46:16,107 --> 00:46:17,692 - like a million bucks. - Yeah. Okay. 787 00:46:17,817 --> 00:46:19,778 (intriguing music playing) 788 00:46:30,955 --> 00:46:33,208 Mmm. Mmm. 789 00:46:33,333 --> 00:46:35,668 You have Pam Grier's bone structure. 790 00:46:35,794 --> 00:46:37,170 - Okay. - Ooh, truly gorgeous. 791 00:46:37,295 --> 00:46:39,130 Let's not get carried away, now. 792 00:46:39,756 --> 00:46:41,257 Okay. 793 00:46:41,382 --> 00:46:42,801 It's so weird. 794 00:46:42,926 --> 00:46:44,427 You guys do fast work. 795 00:46:44,552 --> 00:46:47,096 It's like, one day you just look in the mirror 796 00:46:47,222 --> 00:46:48,556 and you're both of your parents, you're... 797 00:46:48,681 --> 00:46:50,141 (electric razor buzzing) 798 00:46:51,267 --> 00:46:52,310 - (buzzing stops) - Okay, hon. 799 00:46:52,435 --> 00:46:54,938 So, how's the lady garden? 800 00:46:55,897 --> 00:46:57,065 Um... 801 00:46:58,817 --> 00:47:00,443 What? (Chuckles) 802 00:47:00,568 --> 00:47:01,736 Your lady garden. 803 00:47:01,861 --> 00:47:03,321 (chuckles) 804 00:47:03,446 --> 00:47:04,656 Your cha-cha. 805 00:47:05,740 --> 00:47:07,075 Your vagina, my dear. 806 00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,577 When was the last time you shaved or waxed down there? 807 00:47:09,702 --> 00:47:11,704 Uh, no, yeah, I... I... I figured. 808 00:47:11,830 --> 00:47:14,332 Um... (laughs) 809 00:47:14,457 --> 00:47:15,917 I don't know. 810 00:47:16,042 --> 00:47:18,711 Uh, I... I... I don't... 811 00:47:18,837 --> 00:47:22,382 I don't know why it's any of your business. 812 00:47:25,593 --> 00:47:28,805 It... it has been a... a minute. 813 00:47:28,930 --> 00:47:30,682 That's good. That's good. 814 00:47:30,807 --> 00:47:33,059 Moretti requires that everyone be unshaven. 815 00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:36,396 But what he actually means is a full, tidy bush, 816 00:47:36,521 --> 00:47:38,690 emphasis on "tidy." 817 00:47:38,815 --> 00:47:40,733 We all do it, even the men. 818 00:47:42,652 --> 00:47:43,778 (laughs) 819 00:47:44,737 --> 00:47:47,866 Does he have plans to... to... to see... 820 00:47:47,991 --> 00:47:49,242 I'm sure he doesn't. 821 00:47:50,910 --> 00:47:54,664 I've worked on The Debutante since before the Cream Crush Tour. 822 00:47:54,789 --> 00:47:55,957 He's had many impressive guests. 823 00:47:56,082 --> 00:47:59,419 Icons, people who had holidays named after them. 824 00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:01,880 Football players, Pulitzer Prize winners. 825 00:48:02,005 --> 00:48:05,717 Everyone with 100% certainty has gone through this process. 826 00:48:05,842 --> 00:48:07,093 Okay, uh, sorry. 827 00:48:07,218 --> 00:48:09,304 So, um, because 828 00:48:10,388 --> 00:48:13,224 some famous, influential people 829 00:48:13,349 --> 00:48:16,519 wanted to... to... to spend time with Moretti, 830 00:48:16,644 --> 00:48:21,232 they let you, or whoever else, um... 831 00:48:22,901 --> 00:48:25,111 shave them down there? 832 00:48:25,236 --> 00:48:28,781 Hey, as Moretti always says, 833 00:48:28,907 --> 00:48:31,910 "No one is more of a star fucker 834 00:48:32,035 --> 00:48:33,703 "than the fucking stars." 835 00:48:36,414 --> 00:48:38,291 (electric razor buzzing) 836 00:48:41,461 --> 00:48:44,130 I mean, has the man ever told a joke that's actually funny? 837 00:48:44,255 --> 00:48:45,757 - Well... - Hey. 838 00:48:46,674 --> 00:48:48,301 - Hey. - (gasps) Wow, honey. 839 00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:49,677 - You look gorgeous. - (Ariel chuckles) 840 00:48:49,802 --> 00:48:51,512 Doesn't she look gorgeous, Stan? 841 00:48:51,638 --> 00:48:54,474 - (Stan): No objection here. - I mean, you guys look amazing. 842 00:48:54,599 --> 00:48:55,642 I love your hair, Clara. 843 00:48:55,767 --> 00:48:57,226 Well, it's a wig. 844 00:48:57,352 --> 00:49:00,521 Yeah, she knows it's a wig, Stan, you miserable ass. 845 00:49:01,230 --> 00:49:02,774 And they put it on a little bit too tight, 846 00:49:02,899 --> 00:49:03,983 but other than that, 847 00:49:04,108 --> 00:49:05,526 I think it looks fabulous on me. 848 00:49:05,652 --> 00:49:07,403 It does. This is a look. 849 00:49:08,112 --> 00:49:09,530 Um... 850 00:49:12,075 --> 00:49:14,285 Sorry, did... did... did your guys's concierges 851 00:49:14,410 --> 00:49:15,995 stay with you all night? 852 00:49:16,829 --> 00:49:18,206 - Yep. - Yep. 853 00:49:18,957 --> 00:49:20,375 And did they, um... 854 00:49:21,209 --> 00:49:25,630 they shave you down... 855 00:49:25,755 --> 00:49:26,714 - Uh-huh. - Yeah. 856 00:49:26,839 --> 00:49:28,383 Okay. Cool. 857 00:49:28,508 --> 00:49:31,010 (laughs) Fucking Moretti. 858 00:49:31,135 --> 00:49:32,553 (Clara): Yeah. 859 00:49:32,679 --> 00:49:33,638 (Ariel chuckles) 860 00:49:33,763 --> 00:49:35,264 - (Ariel): Oh, hey. - (Bianca): Hey. 861 00:49:35,390 --> 00:49:36,474 - (Ariel): Hey. - (Bianca): Hey. 862 00:49:36,599 --> 00:49:37,642 (Emily): Ooh. Wow. 863 00:49:37,767 --> 00:49:38,935 - Thank you. - Wow. 864 00:49:39,060 --> 00:49:40,311 - Bianca, look at this look. - This is great. 865 00:49:40,436 --> 00:49:41,396 - Stop. - You look beautiful. 866 00:49:41,521 --> 00:49:42,522 I've never seen you look like this. 867 00:49:42,647 --> 00:49:43,856 All right. 868 00:49:43,982 --> 00:49:45,650 Shall we head to the listening room? 869 00:49:46,442 --> 00:49:49,696 Um... we're down one, though, right? 870 00:49:49,821 --> 00:49:52,323 Oh, yeah. Where is Bill? 871 00:49:52,448 --> 00:49:57,078 Mr. Lotto opted for a longer massage session. 872 00:49:57,662 --> 00:49:58,871 He'll rejoin the group later. 873 00:49:58,997 --> 00:50:00,540 (scoffs) Typical. 874 00:50:00,665 --> 00:50:02,583 - Asshole. - He's so indulgent. 875 00:50:08,506 --> 00:50:10,508 (intriguing music playing) 876 00:50:37,827 --> 00:50:40,413 (light laughter, quiet chatter) 877 00:50:57,055 --> 00:50:59,098 (Moretti): I'll only say this, 878 00:50:59,223 --> 00:51:01,768 humanity has been in debt 879 00:51:01,893 --> 00:51:05,521 ever since we found ourselves on this tiny rock. 880 00:51:05,646 --> 00:51:09,567 Every so often, there is a Michelangelo 881 00:51:09,692 --> 00:51:12,236 who paints a Sistine Chapel 882 00:51:12,361 --> 00:51:16,032 or a Tina Turner who covers Proud Mary, 883 00:51:16,157 --> 00:51:19,202 and humanity chips away at that debt. 884 00:51:20,036 --> 00:51:22,872 Now, I'm not saying this album, 885 00:51:22,997 --> 00:51:24,749 Caesar's Request, 886 00:51:24,874 --> 00:51:27,460 will bring us into the black, 887 00:51:28,002 --> 00:51:32,465 but you can bet your ass it'll bring us closer to it. 888 00:51:32,590 --> 00:51:34,801 (pulsing electronic beat plays) 889 00:51:34,926 --> 00:51:37,345 (upbeat electric guitar line plays over electronic beat) 890 00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:40,848 (grunts) 891 00:51:42,391 --> 00:51:43,518 Whoo, whoo. 892 00:51:51,651 --> 00:51:53,569 ♪ Hey, babe ♪ 893 00:51:53,694 --> 00:51:55,738 ♪ Look to me ♪ 894 00:51:55,863 --> 00:51:57,698 ♪ The way you fall asleep ♪ 895 00:51:57,824 --> 00:52:00,159 ♪ Tonight I pray I'm in your dreams ♪ 896 00:52:00,284 --> 00:52:02,203 ♪ Hey, crazy ♪ 897 00:52:02,328 --> 00:52:04,455 ♪ Come to me ♪ 898 00:52:04,580 --> 00:52:06,707 ♪ I love to play The role of love ♪ 899 00:52:06,833 --> 00:52:09,168 ♪ Girl, write me In your scenes ♪ 900 00:52:09,293 --> 00:52:12,713 ♪ Cameras, action ♪ 901 00:52:13,506 --> 00:52:17,802 ♪ Fatal attraction ♪ 902 00:52:17,927 --> 00:52:21,514 ♪ Encore, concords ♪ 903 00:52:22,306 --> 00:52:25,476 ♪ Latest fashion ♪ 904 00:52:26,144 --> 00:52:28,104 ♪ Girl, you sexy And you know it ♪ 905 00:52:28,229 --> 00:52:30,314 ♪ And you ain't afraid To show it ♪ 906 00:52:30,439 --> 00:52:32,984 ♪ I adore you Bring your gifts ♪ 907 00:52:33,109 --> 00:52:34,652 ♪ Bring your ass Bring your lips ♪ 908 00:52:34,777 --> 00:52:36,821 ♪ Bring me Venus I'll bring you Mars ♪ 909 00:52:36,946 --> 00:52:39,198 ♪ Bring the night I'll bring the stars ♪ 910 00:52:39,323 --> 00:52:40,783 ♪ I'll bring it all ♪ 911 00:52:40,908 --> 00:52:42,410 ♪ All, all, all, all, all ♪ 912 00:52:42,952 --> 00:52:43,911 ♪ 35 millimeter ♪ 913 00:52:44,036 --> 00:52:46,038 ♪ Stop, shoot, pose, shoot ♪ 914 00:52:46,164 --> 00:52:48,207 ♪ Pulse, win, vogue, lose ♪ 915 00:52:48,332 --> 00:52:51,419 ♪ Light, love, rogue Live, bold, die ♪ 916 00:52:51,544 --> 00:52:52,503 ♪ 35 millimeter ♪ 917 00:52:52,628 --> 00:52:54,714 ♪ Stop, shoot, pose, shoot ♪ 918 00:52:54,839 --> 00:52:57,049 ♪ Pulse, win, vogue, lose ♪ 919 00:52:57,175 --> 00:52:59,719 ♪ Walk, love, walk Live, walk, die ♪ 920 00:52:59,844 --> 00:53:01,888 ♪ 35 millimeter ♪ 921 00:53:09,604 --> 00:53:11,105 ♪ Hey, love ♪ 922 00:53:12,315 --> 00:53:13,816 ♪ Hey, love ♪ 923 00:53:13,941 --> 00:53:15,443 ♪ I come alive at night ♪ 924 00:53:15,568 --> 00:53:17,612 ♪ Let's be alive tonight ♪ 925 00:53:17,737 --> 00:53:19,488 ♪ Sweet soul ♪ 926 00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:21,908 ♪ Pure soul ♪ 927 00:53:22,909 --> 00:53:26,454 ♪ Bring a rise Until I'm hypnotized ♪ 928 00:53:27,121 --> 00:53:31,125 ♪ Borderlines get crossed ♪ 929 00:53:31,250 --> 00:53:32,752 ♪ Put me in focus ♪ 930 00:53:33,669 --> 00:53:35,046 ♪ Girl, I'm hopeless ♪ 931 00:53:35,796 --> 00:53:37,548 ♪ Don't be camera-shy ♪ 932 00:53:37,673 --> 00:53:40,051 ♪ Let's both defy this life ♪ 933 00:53:40,176 --> 00:53:43,804 ♪ Put us on the screen For everyone to see ♪ 934 00:53:43,930 --> 00:53:49,310 ♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 935 00:53:52,647 --> 00:53:54,607 ♪ Girl, you sexy And you know it ♪ 936 00:53:54,732 --> 00:53:56,817 ♪ And you ain't afraid To show it ♪ 937 00:53:56,943 --> 00:53:58,819 ♪ I adore you Bring your gifts ♪ 938 00:53:58,945 --> 00:54:01,239 ♪ Bring your ass Bring your lips ♪ 939 00:54:01,364 --> 00:54:03,407 ♪ Bring me Venus I'll bring you Mars ♪ 940 00:54:03,532 --> 00:54:05,284 ♪ Bring the night I'll bring the stars ♪ 941 00:54:05,409 --> 00:54:06,827 ♪ I'll bring it all ♪ 942 00:54:09,455 --> 00:54:10,414 ♪ 35 millimeter ♪ 943 00:54:10,539 --> 00:54:12,541 ♪ Stop, shoot, pose, shoot ♪ 944 00:54:12,667 --> 00:54:14,669 ♪ Pulse, win, vogue, lose ♪ 945 00:54:14,794 --> 00:54:17,797 ♪ Light, love, rogue Live, bold, die ♪ 946 00:54:17,922 --> 00:54:19,298 ♪ 35 millimeter ♪ 947 00:54:19,423 --> 00:54:23,594 (voice distorted) ? Stop, shoot, pose, shoot ? 948 00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:27,932 ♪ Pulse, win, vogue, lose ♪ 949 00:54:28,057 --> 00:54:29,725 ♪ Walk, love, walk ♪ 950 00:54:29,850 --> 00:54:31,185 (distorted howling) 951 00:54:31,310 --> 00:54:34,438 ♪ Live, walk, die ♪ 952 00:54:50,705 --> 00:54:51,747 ♪ Love ♪ 953 00:54:53,207 --> 00:54:55,668 ♪ Live, die ♪ 954 00:55:00,298 --> 00:55:01,674 (coughing) 955 00:55:02,425 --> 00:55:04,802 (gasping) 956 00:55:04,927 --> 00:55:06,762 (Moretti): Can we cut the music, please? 957 00:55:06,887 --> 00:55:08,556 - Honey, are you all right? - (song stops) 958 00:55:09,181 --> 00:55:11,851 - Can we get her some water? - (clears throat, coughs) 959 00:55:11,976 --> 00:55:13,936 It's probably a peanut allergy. 960 00:55:14,061 --> 00:55:17,732 I swear, that entire generation just woke up one day with a peanut allergy. 961 00:55:17,857 --> 00:55:20,735 - (coughs, gasps) - It might be the altitude, actually. 962 00:55:20,860 --> 00:55:23,487 Rachel, can we get her an IV drip, maybe? 963 00:55:23,612 --> 00:55:26,657 And also, check with the kind folks in the infirmary. 964 00:55:26,782 --> 00:55:28,451 - Maybe give her a once-over. - Just breathe, Emily. 965 00:55:28,576 --> 00:55:31,746 You're... you're in great hands with... with Rachel. 966 00:55:31,871 --> 00:55:34,123 (Emily coughs, clears throat) 967 00:55:35,166 --> 00:55:36,917 Don't worry. I've had worse reviews. 968 00:55:37,043 --> 00:55:39,337 (laughter) 969 00:55:39,462 --> 00:55:42,965 (Moretti): Maybe let's all go get some fresh air 970 00:55:43,090 --> 00:55:46,552 and let the music decant a little bit, shall we? 971 00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:48,095 - Sure. - Yeah? 972 00:55:48,220 --> 00:55:49,388 Yeah. 973 00:55:51,390 --> 00:55:52,933 (Moretti): Thank you. I'm honored. 974 00:55:53,059 --> 00:55:54,810 It's just so inspiring. 975 00:55:55,853 --> 00:55:57,897 - (Clara groans) - Hey. You good? 976 00:55:58,022 --> 00:56:01,108 (chuckling) Yeah. I'm just trying to loosen it. 977 00:56:03,486 --> 00:56:05,154 What's crazier, 978 00:56:05,279 --> 00:56:09,408 the fact that Moretti has changed his wardrobe 979 00:56:09,533 --> 00:56:11,994 - six times in the last two days... - (chuckles) 980 00:56:12,119 --> 00:56:16,248 ...or that he's still the best entertainer in the world? 981 00:56:16,374 --> 00:56:17,917 - (Ariel): No, for sure, but-- - (Clara): Yeah. 982 00:56:18,042 --> 00:56:19,919 This whole thing's a trip, man. 983 00:56:20,669 --> 00:56:23,089 Him, this place, like... 984 00:56:23,923 --> 00:56:27,551 The people here are weirdly talented 985 00:56:27,676 --> 00:56:29,887 and seem mostly happy. 986 00:56:30,012 --> 00:56:30,971 Yeah. 987 00:56:31,097 --> 00:56:32,681 The scars on the hands, though. 988 00:56:32,807 --> 00:56:33,974 I don't know if I love that. 989 00:56:34,100 --> 00:56:36,894 - Huh. I hadn't noticed. - Yeah. 990 00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:40,564 Um, you know Stan pretty well, yeah? 991 00:56:40,689 --> 00:56:41,857 Stan? Yeah. 992 00:56:43,484 --> 00:56:47,279 How apeshit do you think he'd go 993 00:56:47,405 --> 00:56:48,781 if I were to write a secondary piece, 994 00:56:48,906 --> 00:56:50,658 like, on the Levelists? 995 00:56:51,409 --> 00:56:53,577 Here's the thing, Stan is an asshole, 996 00:56:53,702 --> 00:56:55,663 but if you have a real story to tell, 997 00:56:55,788 --> 00:56:57,706 not even he can deny that. 998 00:56:59,166 --> 00:57:00,918 (Stan): There's something that unites them. 999 00:57:01,043 --> 00:57:03,421 And I... I'm not quite sure how to put it, but they... 1000 00:57:03,546 --> 00:57:06,507 they're all very different, but there's something... 1001 00:57:06,632 --> 00:57:09,093 It's as if they're all faces of the one. 1002 00:57:09,218 --> 00:57:10,344 (Moretti): Mmm-hm. 1003 00:57:10,469 --> 00:57:12,012 Well, you know, Level believes 1004 00:57:12,138 --> 00:57:14,723 God is a temporary state of being 1005 00:57:14,849 --> 00:57:18,727 and that divinity is accessible for all, 1006 00:57:18,853 --> 00:57:21,647 but soon fades away. 1007 00:57:21,772 --> 00:57:23,941 - (Stan): Right. - For... for instance, 1008 00:57:24,066 --> 00:57:25,985 when I created the bridge 1009 00:57:26,110 --> 00:57:28,028 - on Live Without Love... - (Stan sighs) 1010 00:57:28,154 --> 00:57:31,073 ...uh, in that moment, I was a god. 1011 00:57:31,198 --> 00:57:32,741 - Capital "G" God. - You were. 1012 00:57:32,867 --> 00:57:36,954 But only in the same way the... the person who, uh, 1013 00:57:37,079 --> 00:57:41,667 created the horseshoe thousands of years ago was a god. 1014 00:57:41,792 --> 00:57:44,879 - That is really fascinating, Alfred. - Mmm. 1015 00:57:45,004 --> 00:57:46,213 Do you think that... 1016 00:57:47,047 --> 00:57:49,717 that that could be a little bit alienating, though? 1017 00:57:49,842 --> 00:57:53,762 Just seeing as most people can't 1018 00:57:53,888 --> 00:57:57,224 and won't ever create something 1019 00:57:57,349 --> 00:57:59,393 truly perfect in their lifetimes? 1020 00:57:59,518 --> 00:58:02,062 Actually, we believe it's the exact opposite. 1021 00:58:02,188 --> 00:58:06,442 That anyone can be a god at any moment. 1022 00:58:06,567 --> 00:58:08,736 The opportunity is there for everyone, 1023 00:58:08,861 --> 00:58:12,573 from the boss to the lowest on the masthead. 1024 00:58:12,698 --> 00:58:14,158 Yeah, it makes sense, right? 1025 00:58:15,618 --> 00:58:17,495 We are only vessels. 1026 00:58:17,620 --> 00:58:19,788 Some of us have the goods, some of us don't. 1027 00:58:20,581 --> 00:58:22,500 (laughs) 1028 00:58:22,625 --> 00:58:23,959 (indistinct chatter) 1029 00:58:24,084 --> 00:58:25,753 Thank you so much. 1030 00:58:25,878 --> 00:58:28,005 - So, what's the deal? How's the note-taking coming? 1031 00:58:28,130 --> 00:58:29,381 - Uh... No, it's good. It's good. 1032 00:58:29,507 --> 00:58:30,674 - Okay. - Yeah. 1033 00:58:30,799 --> 00:58:32,510 I've been finding a lot of really fascinating stuff. 1034 00:58:32,635 --> 00:58:34,720 - Mmm-hmm. - I was thinking, you know, 1035 00:58:34,845 --> 00:58:39,058 maybe I could write some sort of secondary... 1036 00:58:39,183 --> 00:58:41,185 like, a... a companion piece to yours. 1037 00:58:41,310 --> 00:58:43,145 - Secondary piece? - Uh, yeah. Secondary, completely secondary. 1038 00:58:43,270 --> 00:58:44,855 (whispering) Just on the Levelists. 1039 00:58:47,149 --> 00:58:48,192 Stan. 1040 00:58:48,943 --> 00:58:49,944 Be real with me. 1041 00:58:51,487 --> 00:58:53,030 This is a cult. 1042 00:58:53,155 --> 00:58:55,199 - (chuckles) Well, yeah. - Or damn well near one. 1043 00:58:55,324 --> 00:58:57,201 Like, this is insane. 1044 00:58:57,326 --> 00:58:58,452 Yeah. So? 1045 00:58:58,577 --> 00:59:00,454 So, I was talking to... to Jorg last night. 1046 00:59:00,579 --> 00:59:01,455 - Mmm-hmm. 1047 00:59:01,580 --> 00:59:03,123 The backstories on the members... 1048 00:59:03,249 --> 00:59:06,001 They're all just so fascinating. I could just do a deep dive-- 1049 00:59:06,126 --> 00:59:07,503 No, no, no, no. Let me stop you. Stop, stop. 1050 00:59:07,628 --> 00:59:08,754 Let me stop you there. 1051 00:59:08,879 --> 00:59:10,464 We are publishing one story. 1052 00:59:10,589 --> 00:59:12,383 - (scoffs) - And you're... you're playing 1053 00:59:12,508 --> 00:59:14,134 a... a vital role in it. 1054 00:59:14,260 --> 00:59:15,636 But, you know, any and everything 1055 00:59:15,761 --> 00:59:16,887 that's interesting about this place 1056 00:59:17,012 --> 00:59:18,097 will be in my story. 1057 00:59:18,222 --> 00:59:19,932 - Okay. - Plus... plus... 1058 00:59:20,057 --> 00:59:22,434 the... the... the weird groupies in blue, 1059 00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:24,770 the fucking vases, 1060 00:59:24,895 --> 00:59:26,855 god damn dancing, none of that matters 1061 00:59:26,981 --> 00:59:29,066 because it's about the music. 1062 00:59:29,191 --> 00:59:30,693 - That's the story, you know? I mean... 1063 00:59:30,818 --> 00:59:31,902 (Ariel gasps) 1064 00:59:32,027 --> 00:59:33,696 (groaning) 1065 00:59:33,821 --> 00:59:35,573 - Oh, my God. Stan. - (Stan): Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1066 00:59:35,698 --> 00:59:37,449 Oh, somebody help! 1067 00:59:37,575 --> 00:59:39,243 - What happened? - Have Charlan rush here. 1068 00:59:39,368 --> 00:59:40,411 - (hyperventilating) - What happened? 1069 00:59:40,536 --> 00:59:42,454 - Now! - Oh, my God. Take it out! 1070 00:59:42,580 --> 00:59:43,539 - No! - (Clara): Oh, my goodness! 1071 00:59:43,664 --> 00:59:44,999 - (shushing) - (Stan groaning) 1072 00:59:45,124 --> 00:59:46,750 - Just breathe, just breathe. - (Clara): What's going on? 1073 00:59:46,875 --> 00:59:48,085 (Jorg): It looks like it only hit his shoulder... 1074 00:59:48,210 --> 00:59:49,753 - What the fuck? - ...but still hurry. 1075 00:59:49,878 --> 00:59:51,964 (Ariel): Just breathe, just breathe, just breathe. 1076 00:59:52,089 --> 00:59:54,550 - (Bianca): Don't take it out. - (Stan groaning) 1077 00:59:56,510 --> 00:59:58,304 - Oh, my God. - Oh, it's... 1078 00:59:58,679 --> 01:00:00,055 I'm so sorry, mister. 1079 01:00:00,180 --> 01:00:02,474 It was a mistake with my grip. It slipped. 1080 01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:04,018 (Stan groaning) 1081 01:00:04,143 --> 01:00:06,353 (Stan): Oh, my God. 1082 01:00:06,478 --> 01:00:08,147 (groaning continues) 1083 01:00:11,442 --> 01:00:12,443 (Stan): Yes? 1084 01:00:12,568 --> 01:00:15,112 ("Dina Simone" playing inside room) 1085 01:00:15,237 --> 01:00:17,573 Ariel. Come, have a drink. 1086 01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:22,953 Ariel. 1087 01:00:23,078 --> 01:00:24,705 We were just saying we... 1088 01:00:24,830 --> 01:00:27,416 we should call over to your room and invite you over. 1089 01:00:27,541 --> 01:00:29,376 - We were just saying that. - And here you are. 1090 01:00:29,501 --> 01:00:31,086 There's not a lot left, 1091 01:00:31,211 --> 01:00:32,713 but you look like a lightweight, so... 1092 01:00:32,838 --> 01:00:35,299 Oh, I remember when I used to look like a lightweight. 1093 01:00:35,424 --> 01:00:37,134 Well, we all remember the '80s, Bianca. 1094 01:00:37,259 --> 01:00:38,218 - (Bianca): Fuck you. - (Clara): Okay. 1095 01:00:38,344 --> 01:00:40,012 - (Stan): Fuck you. - (Clara): To Moretti... 1096 01:00:40,137 --> 01:00:41,138 (music stops) 1097 01:00:41,263 --> 01:00:44,475 ...the best entertainer in the world, 1098 01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:47,603 still the greatest of all time. 1099 01:00:47,728 --> 01:00:49,647 - No doubt. - (Bianca): Moretti. 1100 01:00:50,522 --> 01:00:51,857 Ariel, what's wrong? 1101 01:00:51,982 --> 01:00:54,151 Oh, this better not be about the fucking article. 1102 01:00:54,276 --> 01:00:55,277 I know that. 1103 01:00:55,402 --> 01:00:57,529 Stan, is it possible 1104 01:00:57,655 --> 01:01:00,407 that what happened to you wasn't an accident? 1105 01:01:00,532 --> 01:01:02,034 - (Clara and Stan): What? - We're here, 1106 01:01:02,159 --> 01:01:03,702 in the middle of fucking nowhere. 1107 01:01:03,827 --> 01:01:05,954 They took our cell phones. They took our laptops. 1108 01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:08,415 We have no way of communicating with the outside world. 1109 01:01:08,540 --> 01:01:11,251 They're surveilling us, watching us 24/7. 1110 01:01:11,377 --> 01:01:14,213 They're probably fucking listening in to this room somehow. 1111 01:01:14,338 --> 01:01:15,798 People are fucking missing. 1112 01:01:15,923 --> 01:01:18,133 - Let's not forget about that. - What? 1113 01:01:18,258 --> 01:01:19,760 Are you sure you haven't been drinking with us? 1114 01:01:19,885 --> 01:01:22,638 - (laughing) - Because this is sounding a little crazy. 1115 01:01:22,763 --> 01:01:24,264 - (Clara): Didn't wanna say it. - (Stan): Sorry. 1116 01:01:24,390 --> 01:01:26,600 Something is off. 1117 01:01:27,393 --> 01:01:30,688 Is this not alarming to you at all? 1118 01:01:30,813 --> 01:01:33,982 Like, is it weird or fucking strange in the least bit? 1119 01:01:34,108 --> 01:01:37,069 It's less odd to me that Bill Lotto's pretentious ass 1120 01:01:37,194 --> 01:01:41,073 thinks that he's too good to listen to the album with the rest of us 1121 01:01:41,198 --> 01:01:44,618 than it is that the Alfred Moretti 1122 01:01:44,743 --> 01:01:46,412 did all of this 1123 01:01:46,537 --> 01:01:49,373 to steal our cell phones or something. I mean, come on. 1124 01:01:49,498 --> 01:01:50,624 I don't know why he fucking did it. 1125 01:01:50,749 --> 01:01:52,334 You said that they hated each other. 1126 01:01:52,459 --> 01:01:55,421 Oh, yeah, they hate each other over something so silly. 1127 01:01:55,546 --> 01:01:56,547 Years ago, 1128 01:01:56,672 --> 01:01:57,756 Bill gave an interview 1129 01:01:57,881 --> 01:01:59,258 where he sort of made fun of Moretti 1130 01:01:59,383 --> 01:02:03,220 for getting his Doberman stuffed after it died. 1131 01:02:03,345 --> 01:02:05,055 - (Bianca): Oh, Tucker. - (Stan): That's right. 1132 01:02:05,180 --> 01:02:06,557 That's right. Tucker. (Laughs) 1133 01:02:06,682 --> 01:02:07,933 Oh. RIP. 1134 01:02:08,058 --> 01:02:11,103 And then, of course, Moretti was shamed a little bit 1135 01:02:11,228 --> 01:02:14,106 because everybody thought it was kind of strange, 1136 01:02:14,231 --> 01:02:16,817 - because it's kind of strange. - (Bianca): Mmm-hmm. 1137 01:02:16,942 --> 01:02:19,987 This just doesn't feel fucking right at all to me. 1138 01:02:20,112 --> 01:02:22,489 (Stan): Okay, and that's why you're the one just taking notes. 1139 01:02:22,614 --> 01:02:24,908 - Okay. (Scoffs) - (Clara): Just calm... Hold on. 1140 01:02:27,870 --> 01:02:30,622 - What is happening? - I don't know. It's... 1141 01:02:30,748 --> 01:02:32,374 (tense music playing) 1142 01:02:32,499 --> 01:02:34,293 (birds chirping) 1143 01:02:38,088 --> 01:02:39,840 (indistinct chatter) 1144 01:02:39,965 --> 01:02:42,176 (Moretti sobbing) 1145 01:02:43,844 --> 01:02:45,095 (Levelists murmuring) 1146 01:02:45,220 --> 01:02:47,055 (sobbing continues) 1147 01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:58,650 The crowd... the crowd is oh so upset. 1148 01:02:58,776 --> 01:03:00,819 (Levelists groaning) 1149 01:03:00,944 --> 01:03:03,113 Upset that I'm not onstage. 1150 01:03:03,238 --> 01:03:04,573 (Levelists): Yeah! 1151 01:03:04,698 --> 01:03:06,700 The back row is half asleep. 1152 01:03:06,825 --> 01:03:08,285 (Levelists groaning) 1153 01:03:08,410 --> 01:03:12,623 But the front row is ready to rage. 1154 01:03:12,748 --> 01:03:13,916 (Levelists): Yeah! 1155 01:03:14,041 --> 01:03:16,043 The drummer was an hour late. 1156 01:03:16,168 --> 01:03:17,294 (Levelists groaning) 1157 01:03:17,419 --> 01:03:19,421 He was in the back seat of a groupie's car. 1158 01:03:19,546 --> 01:03:20,631 (Levelists): Yeah! 1159 01:03:20,756 --> 01:03:23,425 The spotlight just blew out. 1160 01:03:23,550 --> 01:03:24,676 (Levelists groaning) 1161 01:03:24,802 --> 01:03:28,847 But my sarong, it shines from afar. 1162 01:03:28,972 --> 01:03:30,641 (Levelists): Yeah! 1163 01:03:30,766 --> 01:03:33,435 The price of the ticket was low. 1164 01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:34,645 (Levelists groaning) 1165 01:03:34,770 --> 01:03:37,397 But we're booked for another gig. 1166 01:03:37,523 --> 01:03:38,857 (cheering) 1167 01:03:38,982 --> 01:03:42,569 The microphone is tiny and cheap. 1168 01:03:42,694 --> 01:03:44,238 (Levelists groaning) 1169 01:03:44,363 --> 01:03:48,283 But it makes my bulge 1170 01:03:48,408 --> 01:03:50,077 look big. 1171 01:03:50,202 --> 01:03:52,496 (cheering and applause) 1172 01:03:59,211 --> 01:04:00,337 (man): Bravo! 1173 01:04:09,763 --> 01:04:11,723 (intriguing music playing) 1174 01:04:21,275 --> 01:04:22,734 (bird calling) 1175 01:04:36,582 --> 01:04:37,791 Ariel? 1176 01:04:40,586 --> 01:04:41,837 (knocking) 1177 01:05:18,457 --> 01:05:21,376 (bell tolling) 1178 01:05:33,263 --> 01:05:36,350 I love you all dearly. I hope to see you soon. 1179 01:05:36,475 --> 01:05:39,311 (quiet chatter) 1180 01:05:45,192 --> 01:05:47,027 (indistinct chatter) 1181 01:05:54,785 --> 01:05:56,495 (door rattling) 1182 01:06:07,130 --> 01:06:09,007 (flies buzzing) 1183 01:06:24,439 --> 01:06:25,816 (scratching rapidly) 1184 01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:31,405 - (scratching continues) - (breathing heavily) 1185 01:06:34,616 --> 01:06:36,368 (groans in frustration) 1186 01:06:36,493 --> 01:06:38,495 (scratching continues) 1187 01:07:02,978 --> 01:07:04,479 - Whoa. - (Rachel): Are you... Are you okay? 1188 01:07:04,604 --> 01:07:05,605 Don't touch me. Don't touch me. 1189 01:07:05,731 --> 01:07:07,190 What's... what's wrong? 1190 01:07:08,942 --> 01:07:10,193 - Just, wait a minute. - (chuckles) 1191 01:07:10,318 --> 01:07:12,070 Let me explain, okay? 1192 01:07:12,195 --> 01:07:13,905 - I'm leaving. - Ariel. Ariel. 1193 01:07:14,573 --> 01:07:15,574 Ariel! 1194 01:07:17,617 --> 01:07:19,494 (panting) 1195 01:07:28,503 --> 01:07:29,629 Ariel. 1196 01:07:35,260 --> 01:07:36,470 I need to leave. 1197 01:07:36,595 --> 01:07:39,264 Why? What... what happened? What's wrong? 1198 01:07:39,389 --> 01:07:40,849 (chuckles) 1199 01:07:40,974 --> 01:07:42,517 Uh, where's Bill Lotto? 1200 01:07:43,477 --> 01:07:44,728 Najee? 1201 01:07:44,853 --> 01:07:46,772 I would assume he's getting dressed for dinner. 1202 01:07:46,897 --> 01:07:49,649 Wait, did Bill do something to you? 1203 01:07:49,775 --> 01:07:51,568 No, just, where is he? 1204 01:07:51,693 --> 01:07:53,070 Where's... where's Emily Katz? 1205 01:07:53,195 --> 01:07:54,321 (Najee): I just left her. 1206 01:07:54,446 --> 01:07:55,614 She's feeling much better and will join us 1207 01:07:55,739 --> 01:07:57,032 at the children's show. 1208 01:07:57,324 --> 01:07:58,867 Oh. Okay. 1209 01:07:58,992 --> 01:07:59,993 (Moretti): Ariel, you... 1210 01:08:00,786 --> 01:08:03,121 Can't you tell me exactly what happened? 1211 01:08:03,246 --> 01:08:05,457 You seemed just peachy yesterday. 1212 01:08:05,582 --> 01:08:09,544 Um, no, I'm not, uh, explaining anything. 1213 01:08:09,669 --> 01:08:11,963 Just, uh, I want to go. 1214 01:08:12,089 --> 01:08:13,423 I'm gonna go. 1215 01:08:13,548 --> 01:08:14,925 I am going now. I'm leaving. 1216 01:08:15,050 --> 01:08:17,886 I'm sorry, but that simply isn't possible right now. 1217 01:08:18,011 --> 01:08:21,098 A few of the believers took the Louise into town. 1218 01:08:21,223 --> 01:08:22,474 They should be back soon. 1219 01:08:22,599 --> 01:08:24,726 Okay, well, what about one of those? 1220 01:08:24,851 --> 01:08:26,144 (Najee): Those will get you ten miles. 1221 01:08:26,770 --> 01:08:28,271 You'll have to walk the other 40. 1222 01:08:29,648 --> 01:08:32,359 Okay. Well, we have to figure something out, 'cause I gotta go. 1223 01:08:32,484 --> 01:08:35,445 This is the opportunity of a lifetime. 1224 01:08:35,570 --> 01:08:36,905 If you're too ungrateful to-- 1225 01:08:37,030 --> 01:08:38,156 Jorg. 1226 01:08:38,782 --> 01:08:41,201 (scoffs) Can't you see she's frightened? 1227 01:08:41,326 --> 01:08:45,497 And it's obviously something we did or didn't do, 1228 01:08:45,622 --> 01:08:49,709 so I would like to apologize for that and assure you 1229 01:08:49,835 --> 01:08:51,711 that we will get you out of here 1230 01:08:51,837 --> 01:08:54,548 as soon as we can possibly do so. 1231 01:08:54,673 --> 01:08:57,300 Najee, when is the bus returning? 1232 01:08:57,425 --> 01:08:59,719 40 minutes, max. I'll call them now. 1233 01:08:59,845 --> 01:09:03,598 (Moretti): In the meanwhile, I want you to get a hold of Jeff and deal with the plane. 1234 01:09:03,723 --> 01:09:04,724 Get it fueled up. 1235 01:09:04,850 --> 01:09:06,476 Make sure it's ready to go 1236 01:09:06,601 --> 01:09:08,478 the second we get Ariel 1237 01:09:08,603 --> 01:09:10,313 to the airport, okay? 1238 01:09:10,438 --> 01:09:13,316 - No argument, top priority. - Yes, sir. 1239 01:09:13,441 --> 01:09:15,819 But what about the puppet show? 1240 01:09:16,444 --> 01:09:18,363 (Moretti): Well, she... she has to leave, 1241 01:09:18,488 --> 01:09:21,408 so she... she'll miss it this time. 1242 01:09:21,533 --> 01:09:25,704 But we worked so hard, and you were supposed to sit next to me. 1243 01:09:25,829 --> 01:09:26,913 It's not fair. 1244 01:09:28,290 --> 01:09:30,542 (Moretti): You know, maybe we can do this. 1245 01:09:30,667 --> 01:09:32,752 If Ariel agrees, 1246 01:09:32,878 --> 01:09:35,672 the children's building is the closest one to the gate, 1247 01:09:35,797 --> 01:09:39,467 and she could stay and watch the show until the bus got here. 1248 01:09:41,595 --> 01:09:43,221 If you feel comfortable with that. 1249 01:09:45,974 --> 01:09:48,268 I could see the entrance from the building? 1250 01:09:48,393 --> 01:09:49,895 Like, I could see it? 1251 01:09:50,020 --> 01:09:50,979 (stammers) 1252 01:09:51,104 --> 01:09:53,523 Cross my heart, hope to die. 1253 01:09:53,648 --> 01:09:54,649 (scoffs) 1254 01:09:58,111 --> 01:09:59,487 Yeah, fine. 1255 01:09:59,613 --> 01:10:01,198 - Yes! - (Ariel): Okay. 1256 01:10:05,827 --> 01:10:07,162 Jorg, if you could... 1257 01:10:07,287 --> 01:10:08,413 Thank you. 1258 01:10:17,756 --> 01:10:19,716 (mellow music playing) 1259 01:10:21,426 --> 01:10:23,637 (birds chirping) 1260 01:10:41,947 --> 01:10:43,073 (Stan, softly): Yeah. 1261 01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:47,202 (quiet chatter) 1262 01:10:48,536 --> 01:10:49,621 (sighs) 1263 01:10:49,746 --> 01:10:50,705 (chuckling) 1264 01:10:54,751 --> 01:10:55,835 (Clara): Cute. 1265 01:11:00,632 --> 01:11:02,133 (Moretti): All right, children. 1266 01:11:04,052 --> 01:11:07,430 Presenting The Tragedy of Billie. 1267 01:11:07,555 --> 01:11:10,100 (applause) 1268 01:11:10,225 --> 01:11:11,643 (somber jazz music playing) 1269 01:11:21,069 --> 01:11:24,072 (puppets chattering) 1270 01:11:31,079 --> 01:11:32,872 (puppets laughing) 1271 01:11:37,460 --> 01:11:38,920 (chuckles) 1272 01:11:40,547 --> 01:11:42,549 (puppet chatter and laughter stops) 1273 01:11:45,885 --> 01:11:48,179 (Billie Holiday): Okay. I'm ready. 1274 01:11:48,305 --> 01:11:49,931 - (puppets clamoring) - (puppets): Lady Day! 1275 01:11:51,725 --> 01:11:53,935 Tell us, has the trauma in your childhood 1276 01:11:54,060 --> 01:11:56,563 helped you make such successful music? 1277 01:11:56,688 --> 01:11:59,441 Coming from where I'm from, to be where I'm at now, 1278 01:11:59,566 --> 01:12:01,901 well, I guess that's a sweet song in itself. 1279 01:12:02,027 --> 01:12:04,154 But I wouldn't wish my childhood on anyone, 1280 01:12:04,279 --> 01:12:06,364 - even for success. - Tell us about prison. 1281 01:12:06,489 --> 01:12:08,325 Did you perform any ditties in the slammer? 1282 01:12:08,450 --> 01:12:11,286 Well, I'm no saint. You already knew that. 1283 01:12:11,411 --> 01:12:13,496 And prison sure ain't full of saints, 1284 01:12:13,621 --> 01:12:14,873 but neither is the rest of the world. 1285 01:12:14,998 --> 01:12:16,875 Are you still on smack? 1286 01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:20,337 I'm very pleased to announce that I'm 100% sober as I stand here 1287 01:12:20,462 --> 01:12:23,590 and plan to finish my days exactly that way. 1288 01:12:23,715 --> 01:12:25,091 I'm embarrassed and ashamed 1289 01:12:25,216 --> 01:12:27,260 of the mistakes I've made in my past 1290 01:12:27,385 --> 01:12:29,387 and ask my fans and family to forgive me 1291 01:12:29,512 --> 01:12:30,597 as best as they can. 1292 01:12:30,722 --> 01:12:32,390 I know I'm certainly trying to. 1293 01:12:32,515 --> 01:12:34,434 When did the weight gain start? 1294 01:12:34,559 --> 01:12:37,145 How do you feel about McKay blowing your fortune? 1295 01:12:37,270 --> 01:12:40,023 Are you flat broke? Reports say you're flat broke. 1296 01:12:40,148 --> 01:12:44,527 Billie, when will we hear Strange Fruit again? 1297 01:12:44,652 --> 01:12:47,280 Do you think a former prostitute should be a role model? 1298 01:12:47,405 --> 01:12:48,656 Billie! Ms. Holiday! 1299 01:12:48,782 --> 01:12:51,034 (puppet reporters clamoring) 1300 01:12:51,159 --> 01:12:53,078 (puppet reporters): Billie! Ms. Holiday! 1301 01:12:53,203 --> 01:12:55,205 (puppet reporters): Lady Day! 1302 01:12:55,330 --> 01:12:57,290 (puppet reporters laughing) 1303 01:12:58,375 --> 01:12:59,834 Something moved. Something moved. 1304 01:12:59,959 --> 01:13:01,378 What... what the fuck is that? 1305 01:13:02,170 --> 01:13:03,171 (gasps) 1306 01:13:03,296 --> 01:13:05,465 - What the fuck? - Oh, my God. 1307 01:13:05,590 --> 01:13:06,925 (Stan): Jesus. 1308 01:13:10,595 --> 01:13:12,347 (Stan): Is... is this some kind of joke? 1309 01:13:14,015 --> 01:13:16,643 - (Clara): What? - (Stan): Is there some... someone in there? 1310 01:13:16,768 --> 01:13:19,062 Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. 1311 01:13:19,896 --> 01:13:21,481 What the fuck? 1312 01:13:22,315 --> 01:13:23,733 Jesus Christ. 1313 01:13:24,943 --> 01:13:26,194 (Emily groaning) 1314 01:13:26,319 --> 01:13:27,612 (Clara): Oh, my God. 1315 01:13:28,947 --> 01:13:31,116 - (Stan): Em? - (Emily whimpering) 1316 01:13:37,414 --> 01:13:39,374 - (Bianca): Oh, my God. - (Najee): Time to go, children. 1317 01:13:39,499 --> 01:13:40,834 (Stan): What the fuck is wrong with her? 1318 01:13:40,959 --> 01:13:41,918 (Emily grunting, whimpering) 1319 01:13:42,043 --> 01:13:46,214 Um, I promised I would be an open book, 1320 01:13:46,339 --> 01:13:47,715 and welshing ain't cute. 1321 01:13:47,841 --> 01:13:48,925 Well done, kids. 1322 01:13:49,050 --> 01:13:50,468 Very... very charming. 1323 01:13:51,386 --> 01:13:53,805 Uh, so I'll try and explain. 1324 01:13:53,930 --> 01:13:57,684 Whatever chemical compound she ingested, 1325 01:13:57,809 --> 01:13:59,310 uh... 1326 01:14:00,353 --> 01:14:04,566 Sorry, science is a bit of a "blah, blah, blah" to me. 1327 01:14:04,691 --> 01:14:05,984 Suffice it to say 1328 01:14:06,109 --> 01:14:10,447 that whatever is wet inside her body 1329 01:14:10,572 --> 01:14:13,116 is rapidly expanding. 1330 01:14:13,241 --> 01:14:15,577 Is... is that more or less accurate? 1331 01:14:15,702 --> 01:14:18,496 - More or less. - (Moretti): You see? 1332 01:14:18,621 --> 01:14:23,710 Wonders happen when we follow the science. 1333 01:14:23,835 --> 01:14:26,296 Wouldn't you say, dear? 1334 01:14:26,421 --> 01:14:28,047 (Emily gasping) 1335 01:14:28,173 --> 01:14:29,966 (Stan): Don't... What the fuck are you doing? 1336 01:14:30,091 --> 01:14:32,427 - (Clara): Oh, my God. Don't touch her. - (Stan): Jesus. 1337 01:14:32,552 --> 01:14:33,970 - (all groaning) - (Emily grunts) 1338 01:14:34,095 --> 01:14:36,055 - (all gasping) - (Stan): Jesus Christ. 1339 01:14:36,181 --> 01:14:37,640 - (Moretti): Jorg, please. - (Stan): He's fucking insane. 1340 01:14:37,765 --> 01:14:39,058 - (Moretti): A towel. - Move. 1341 01:14:39,809 --> 01:14:41,102 Move, you motherfuckers! 1342 01:14:41,227 --> 01:14:42,562 No! Let me go! 1343 01:14:43,605 --> 01:14:44,689 - Get off of me! - (grunting) 1344 01:14:46,357 --> 01:14:48,776 - (Levelist): Nobody leaves! - (Bianca): I wanna go. 1345 01:14:48,902 --> 01:14:50,403 Let me go. 1346 01:14:50,528 --> 01:14:51,821 - Stay down. - Okay. 1347 01:14:54,365 --> 01:14:56,743 - Fuck! Look at that. - (Stan sobbing) 1348 01:14:56,868 --> 01:14:59,120 I mean, will you look at that? 1349 01:14:59,245 --> 01:15:03,249 Why is it that waterproof foundation 1350 01:15:03,374 --> 01:15:05,376 is never truly waterproof? 1351 01:15:05,502 --> 01:15:06,419 - Why? - (muffled grunting) 1352 01:15:06,544 --> 01:15:07,629 (Jorg): Great question. 1353 01:15:07,754 --> 01:15:09,631 (Moretti): And, you know, I... 1354 01:15:09,756 --> 01:15:12,008 I must say something, I'm afraid. 1355 01:15:12,133 --> 01:15:14,135 - (Clara sobbing) - Um... (sniffs) 1356 01:15:14,260 --> 01:15:15,261 (Clara muttering) 1357 01:15:16,304 --> 01:15:18,389 (Moretti): Many of us here have worked 1358 01:15:18,515 --> 01:15:23,061 very hard to make this a once-in-a-lifetime event, 1359 01:15:23,186 --> 01:15:26,731 and I find that all of you are being 1360 01:15:26,856 --> 01:15:29,442 very, very disruptive. 1361 01:15:29,567 --> 01:15:32,028 - (gasping, crying) - (Moretti): Excuse... excuse me. 1362 01:15:32,153 --> 01:15:33,863 - That's dramatic. - (Clara, crying): Let me go. 1363 01:15:33,988 --> 01:15:35,281 I just wanna go. 1364 01:15:35,406 --> 01:15:38,326 Excuse me. That's dramatic. 1365 01:15:38,451 --> 01:15:41,788 Now, may we finally begin the Q and A 1366 01:15:41,913 --> 01:15:43,790 to discuss Caesar's Request? 1367 01:15:43,915 --> 01:15:45,166 (yelling) 1368 01:15:46,918 --> 01:15:48,753 (panicked screaming) 1369 01:15:50,129 --> 01:15:51,256 (Najee): Hey, hey, hey! 1370 01:15:53,550 --> 01:15:54,717 (whimpering, screaming) 1371 01:15:56,094 --> 01:15:57,512 (Levelist): Sit! 1372 01:15:57,637 --> 01:15:59,764 - (Bianca): Oh, my God. - (whimpering, screaming) 1373 01:15:59,889 --> 01:16:00,974 (Bianca): Oh! 1374 01:16:01,099 --> 01:16:02,141 (Clara screaming) 1375 01:16:02,267 --> 01:16:03,434 (Stan): Jesus Christ. 1376 01:16:03,560 --> 01:16:06,145 (screaming) 1377 01:16:06,271 --> 01:16:07,355 (Moretti): Shut her up! 1378 01:16:07,480 --> 01:16:08,439 (screaming stops) 1379 01:16:10,567 --> 01:16:12,068 (Stan groaning) 1380 01:16:12,193 --> 01:16:14,028 (Clara gasping) 1381 01:16:14,153 --> 01:16:17,073 - (Levelist): Sit her up. - (Moretti): Intermission is finished. 1382 01:16:17,198 --> 01:16:19,325 (breath trembling) 1383 01:16:26,207 --> 01:16:27,333 What the fuck is this? 1384 01:16:28,334 --> 01:16:30,503 "What the fuck is this?" 1385 01:16:30,628 --> 01:16:33,006 That's what you said? "What the fuck is this?" 1386 01:16:33,131 --> 01:16:35,383 So, the first question 1387 01:16:35,508 --> 01:16:39,137 of my first interview in 30 years is, 1388 01:16:39,262 --> 01:16:41,598 "What the fuck is this?" 1389 01:16:42,390 --> 01:16:43,975 (sighs) 1390 01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:48,813 You know, I... I think I could do better on my own, 1391 01:16:48,938 --> 01:16:51,149 - so let's give it a try. - (feedback squeals) 1392 01:16:51,983 --> 01:16:55,153 (imitating valley girl) Uh, Mr. Alfred Moretti. 1393 01:16:55,278 --> 01:16:56,654 Question mark. 1394 01:16:56,779 --> 01:17:00,825 Why did you 1395 01:17:00,950 --> 01:17:06,122 name your new album, 1396 01:17:06,247 --> 01:17:10,209 like, Caesar's Request? 1397 01:17:11,169 --> 01:17:13,504 (in normal voice) Thank you for the question. 1398 01:17:14,255 --> 01:17:16,841 And thank you, Billie, for the invite. 1399 01:17:16,966 --> 01:17:19,427 Well, it's an insane story. 1400 01:17:19,552 --> 01:17:23,306 One day, while summering on the Cape, 1401 01:17:23,431 --> 01:17:26,434 I was engrossed by an account 1402 01:17:26,559 --> 01:17:30,438 of the time that Julius Caesar was kidnapped. 1403 01:17:30,563 --> 01:17:34,651 Now, does anyone here happen to know 1404 01:17:34,776 --> 01:17:37,028 who kidnapped Julius Caesar? 1405 01:17:37,153 --> 01:17:39,030 (feedback squeals) 1406 01:17:39,155 --> 01:17:40,907 (softly): Pirates. 1407 01:17:44,744 --> 01:17:45,870 Pirates. 1408 01:17:47,038 --> 01:17:48,790 From the mouths of babes. 1409 01:17:49,499 --> 01:17:52,210 You're absolutely right, Ariel Ecton. 1410 01:17:52,335 --> 01:17:54,462 Now, let me ask you, 1411 01:17:54,587 --> 01:17:59,384 uh, do you happen to know how Julius Caesar responded 1412 01:17:59,509 --> 01:18:00,802 once he'd been freed? 1413 01:18:03,304 --> 01:18:05,390 He went back with his army. 1414 01:18:05,515 --> 01:18:06,766 (Moretti): To do what? 1415 01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:09,185 Don't disappoint us, now. 1416 01:18:10,687 --> 01:18:14,565 He killed all of his kidnappers. 1417 01:18:15,233 --> 01:18:19,028 (Moretti): Um, he crucified them, actually. 1418 01:18:19,153 --> 01:18:21,572 Every single one of them. 1419 01:18:21,698 --> 01:18:24,242 No hyperbole, no foundational myth 1420 01:18:24,367 --> 01:18:28,329 about a man walking on water. 1421 01:18:28,454 --> 01:18:33,501 Just simple, actual crucifixion for all of them. 1422 01:18:33,626 --> 01:18:36,838 Now tell me, teacher's pet, 1423 01:18:36,963 --> 01:18:39,757 on whom I'm about to place a big, big bet... 1424 01:18:41,426 --> 01:18:43,344 what's the best part of the story? 1425 01:18:44,762 --> 01:18:45,888 (softly): Um... 1426 01:18:46,848 --> 01:18:49,183 - (Ariel shuddering) - Well, the best part 1427 01:18:49,308 --> 01:18:52,520 of the story is that 1428 01:18:52,645 --> 01:18:57,775 the pirates who kidnapped the Julius Caesar 1429 01:18:57,900 --> 01:19:00,820 thought he was a commoner. (Chuckles) 1430 01:19:00,945 --> 01:19:03,281 They thought they were his equal. 1431 01:19:04,282 --> 01:19:07,910 And because of this misconception, 1432 01:19:08,035 --> 01:19:11,372 they asked the same ransom for Julius Caesar 1433 01:19:11,497 --> 01:19:14,167 that they would've asked for any Joe Schmo Roman. 1434 01:19:14,292 --> 01:19:17,545 And this meant that Caesar was obligated 1435 01:19:17,670 --> 01:19:20,923 to demand a raise in his ransom 1436 01:19:21,048 --> 01:19:24,385 so that it would be commensurate with his position. 1437 01:19:26,846 --> 01:19:28,931 And what does that tell us? Well... 1438 01:19:30,683 --> 01:19:34,103 (whispering) It tells us that royalty, 1439 01:19:34,228 --> 01:19:37,899 even when at the mercy of peasants, 1440 01:19:38,024 --> 01:19:40,735 is still royalty, doesn't it? 1441 01:19:43,321 --> 01:19:44,447 Doesn't it? 1442 01:19:46,991 --> 01:19:49,786 (in normal voice): Now, what about that story, kids? 1443 01:19:51,579 --> 01:19:54,582 And how about that puppet show? 1444 01:19:54,707 --> 01:19:58,419 (laughing) The Tragedy of Billie. 1445 01:19:59,921 --> 01:20:02,423 I think that interview went rather well. 1446 01:20:02,548 --> 01:20:04,425 - (Jorg): Wonderful, wonderful interview. - (Bianca): No. 1447 01:20:04,550 --> 01:20:06,052 (crying) Please, please. 1448 01:20:06,177 --> 01:20:07,220 - Please let me go. - (Bianca): Stan. 1449 01:20:07,345 --> 01:20:09,096 Please. Please. 1450 01:20:11,349 --> 01:20:12,642 - No, no, please. - (Clara whimpers) 1451 01:20:12,767 --> 01:20:14,310 (crying) I'm sorry. 1452 01:20:14,435 --> 01:20:15,394 Please. 1453 01:20:15,520 --> 01:20:16,521 (groans) 1454 01:20:16,646 --> 01:20:18,481 (Bianca, crying): Stan. No. 1455 01:20:19,190 --> 01:20:20,525 (Stan grunting) 1456 01:20:21,734 --> 01:20:24,153 - (grunting) - (Bianca groaning) 1457 01:20:24,278 --> 01:20:25,780 - (knife stabbing repeatedly) - (Belle grunting) 1458 01:20:32,203 --> 01:20:33,246 Belle. 1459 01:20:34,163 --> 01:20:36,374 (stabbing continues) 1460 01:20:36,499 --> 01:20:38,459 (tense music playing) 1461 01:20:51,097 --> 01:20:52,598 (door closing) 1462 01:20:54,016 --> 01:20:56,477 ♪ Baby Jane, I lost my nerve ♪ 1463 01:20:56,602 --> 01:20:59,981 ♪ Hear my heart Please ignore my words ♪ 1464 01:21:00,106 --> 01:21:02,441 ♪ We jumped the broom That was the best of days ♪ 1465 01:21:02,567 --> 01:21:03,943 (Stan groans) 1466 01:21:04,068 --> 01:21:07,613 ♪ Since we broke up I've been in a daze ♪ 1467 01:21:07,738 --> 01:21:11,033 ♪ Baby Jane Please don't take the cat ♪ 1468 01:21:12,451 --> 01:21:13,828 (grunting viciously) 1469 01:21:15,246 --> 01:21:16,873 ("Baby Jane" continues indistinctly) 1470 01:21:20,126 --> 01:21:21,752 (recorded voice): Welcome to the Rhinestone Chalet, 1471 01:21:21,878 --> 01:21:24,463 Moretti's childhood home turned interactive museum. 1472 01:21:24,589 --> 01:21:27,091 Did you know that Alfred's roots come from Peoria, Illinois? 1473 01:21:27,216 --> 01:21:30,011 ...feel to you until that day. 1474 01:21:30,136 --> 01:21:31,512 I mean, until that moment. 1475 01:21:31,637 --> 01:21:34,765 - (stabbing continues) - (Belle grunting viciously) 1476 01:21:36,434 --> 01:21:38,144 - (doorknob rattling) - (Levelist): Circle back around. 1477 01:22:06,881 --> 01:22:09,300 (door creaking shut) 1478 01:22:10,176 --> 01:22:12,011 (footsteps) 1479 01:22:16,474 --> 01:22:17,475 (breath trembling) 1480 01:22:28,361 --> 01:22:29,612 (bird calling) 1481 01:22:31,489 --> 01:22:32,740 So jealous. 1482 01:22:32,865 --> 01:22:34,825 (breathing weakly) 1483 01:22:37,495 --> 01:22:38,913 (breathing stops) 1484 01:22:39,038 --> 01:22:40,957 (chimes tinkling) 1485 01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:47,505 You're still pretty. 1486 01:22:50,424 --> 01:22:51,884 (birds calling) 1487 01:22:57,974 --> 01:22:59,976 (clattering downstairs) 1488 01:23:05,773 --> 01:23:07,733 (door creaking) 1489 01:23:17,326 --> 01:23:19,412 (breath trembling) 1490 01:23:25,876 --> 01:23:27,086 (footsteps) 1491 01:23:30,715 --> 01:23:32,383 (door rattling) 1492 01:23:32,508 --> 01:23:33,634 (rattling stops) 1493 01:23:38,097 --> 01:23:39,598 (footsteps) 1494 01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:43,102 (breath trembling) 1495 01:23:44,061 --> 01:23:45,896 (footsteps fading in distance) 1496 01:24:01,704 --> 01:24:02,913 (grunting) 1497 01:24:07,209 --> 01:24:09,211 (straining) 1498 01:24:14,884 --> 01:24:16,052 (screwdriver clatters on floor) 1499 01:24:25,311 --> 01:24:27,438 - (clattering) - (pained grunting) 1500 01:24:37,823 --> 01:24:39,283 (loud thud) 1501 01:24:39,408 --> 01:24:40,618 (grunting and clattering stops) 1502 01:24:59,220 --> 01:25:02,348 (distorted voices speaking indistinctly) 1503 01:25:13,484 --> 01:25:18,364 (Moretti):...sacrifice of our beautiful creation. 1504 01:25:18,489 --> 01:25:21,951 See, we can't, uh, un-paint a canvas 1505 01:25:22,076 --> 01:25:25,579 or un-play a chord. 1506 01:25:25,704 --> 01:25:28,332 And if a mistake has been made, 1507 01:25:28,457 --> 01:25:30,960 either yours or someone else's, 1508 01:25:31,085 --> 01:25:33,170 the only way to rectify it 1509 01:25:33,295 --> 01:25:37,383 is to make something beautiful. 1510 01:25:39,135 --> 01:25:43,681 Now, I've studied at every temple of taste 1511 01:25:43,806 --> 01:25:46,100 in the entire world. 1512 01:25:46,225 --> 01:25:49,562 I've picked over every reliquary that exists. 1513 01:25:50,604 --> 01:25:56,485 But I've never seen anything as beautiful as you pearls. 1514 01:26:01,824 --> 01:26:05,744 We don't know what tomorrow will bring. 1515 01:26:05,870 --> 01:26:07,037 Maybe we'll all be together... 1516 01:26:07,163 --> 01:26:08,122 (Ariel shuddering) 1517 01:26:08,247 --> 01:26:09,498 (Moretti continues indistinctly) 1518 01:26:09,623 --> 01:26:10,708 (Rachel shushing) 1519 01:26:10,833 --> 01:26:12,626 Listen to me. 1520 01:26:12,751 --> 01:26:15,504 When you get to the gate, make a right, okay? 1521 01:26:15,629 --> 01:26:16,964 (shushes) 1522 01:26:17,089 --> 01:26:20,134 And then, go until you see the light, all right? 1523 01:26:22,011 --> 01:26:24,889 But let's hope it's something beautiful. 1524 01:26:25,014 --> 01:26:27,057 To our time in the sand. 1525 01:26:27,183 --> 01:26:29,185 (Levelists): To our time in the sand. 1526 01:26:29,310 --> 01:26:30,769 Push me. 1527 01:26:31,395 --> 01:26:32,521 Cheers. 1528 01:26:40,112 --> 01:26:41,322 (whispers) Cheers. 1529 01:26:50,206 --> 01:26:51,457 (Ariel grunting) 1530 01:26:54,210 --> 01:26:56,295 - (groaning) - (Levelists screaming) 1531 01:26:56,420 --> 01:26:58,380 (Moretti gasping frantically) 1532 01:27:10,184 --> 01:27:11,310 (Moretti whimpering) 1533 01:27:16,065 --> 01:27:18,108 - (whimpering continues) - (ATV engine revving) 1534 01:27:19,026 --> 01:27:20,986 (suspenseful music playing) 1535 01:27:52,935 --> 01:27:54,812 (grunting) 1536 01:28:01,735 --> 01:28:02,778 (groans) 1537 01:28:07,866 --> 01:28:08,951 (yelps) 1538 01:28:09,076 --> 01:28:10,452 (panting) 1539 01:28:23,799 --> 01:28:25,050 - Hey. - (Tapping on window) 1540 01:28:25,884 --> 01:28:27,177 Help, help, help! 1541 01:28:27,303 --> 01:28:29,221 - Who are you? - I was in the house. 1542 01:28:29,346 --> 01:28:31,974 I was there, and people are dead, and we have to go. 1543 01:28:32,099 --> 01:28:34,143 - (Lee): You were in there? - Yes, I was in there. 1544 01:28:35,269 --> 01:28:37,229 Holy shit, you're bleeding. Are you hurt? 1545 01:28:37,354 --> 01:28:39,106 - Yes, I am hurt! - Is Moretti hurt? 1546 01:28:40,441 --> 01:28:42,276 Yes, he's hurt, so we have to go. 1547 01:28:42,401 --> 01:28:43,861 - You met Moretti? - We have to leave. 1548 01:28:43,986 --> 01:28:45,404 (Lee): Wait, did he do the wiggle? 1549 01:28:45,529 --> 01:28:46,739 I bet he did the wiggle. 1550 01:28:46,864 --> 01:28:48,365 Did you hear the new song... (groans) 1551 01:28:48,490 --> 01:28:49,783 (Ariel): I'm so sorry! 1552 01:28:51,410 --> 01:28:53,037 - (Lee coughing) - (engine starts) 1553 01:28:57,958 --> 01:28:59,335 (Lee groaning) 1554 01:29:11,805 --> 01:29:14,266 (breath trembling) 1555 01:29:42,044 --> 01:29:43,212 (entry bell jingling) 1556 01:29:44,546 --> 01:29:46,340 (cash register beeping) 1557 01:29:47,925 --> 01:29:50,552 (interviewer): Do you think about why that Levelist helped you escape that night? 1558 01:29:51,428 --> 01:29:53,472 Or do you mentally try not to go back to that time? 1559 01:29:53,597 --> 01:29:55,099 (clicks tongue, sighs) 1560 01:29:56,016 --> 01:29:57,768 Maybe a mix of both. I don't know. 1561 01:29:57,893 --> 01:29:59,895 I'm... This is, like, my millionth interview this month, 1562 01:30:00,020 --> 01:30:01,438 so you have to forgive me. 1563 01:30:01,563 --> 01:30:02,689 Book tours are... 1564 01:30:03,273 --> 01:30:04,566 (both): Exhausting. 1565 01:30:04,691 --> 01:30:07,528 - Yeah, exhausting. - (laughing) Yes, I'm tired. 1566 01:30:07,653 --> 01:30:10,948 So, you know I gotta ask... 1567 01:30:12,324 --> 01:30:15,619 Is that how it really happened when you went back to the compound? 1568 01:30:15,744 --> 01:30:17,579 It's... it's exactly as I wrote it. 1569 01:30:17,704 --> 01:30:19,915 - (birds chirping) - (sirens wailing) 1570 01:30:25,379 --> 01:30:27,339 (piano playing gentle melody) 1571 01:31:02,458 --> 01:31:04,960 (interviewer): And he was actually just sitting there alone, 1572 01:31:05,085 --> 01:31:07,754 still in the white suit, playing the piano? 1573 01:31:08,589 --> 01:31:12,718 I do feel like I've said this a million times at this point, 1574 01:31:12,843 --> 01:31:16,013 but it was, uh, surreal. 1575 01:31:16,138 --> 01:31:19,892 Cops haven't been able to locate a single Levelist body. 1576 01:31:20,017 --> 01:31:22,060 They still haven't found the fan who was at the gate. 1577 01:31:22,186 --> 01:31:23,854 - Just nothing. - Hmm. 1578 01:31:23,979 --> 01:31:25,439 - (phone buzzing) - Um, sorry. 1579 01:31:27,608 --> 01:31:29,193 - Do you mind if I... - Oh, yeah. 1580 01:31:29,318 --> 01:31:30,569 Thanks. 1581 01:31:32,821 --> 01:31:34,072 Hello? This is Ariel Ecton. 1582 01:31:34,198 --> 01:31:35,574 Ariel. Guess who. 1583 01:31:35,699 --> 01:31:38,368 It's Soledad Yusef calling from sunny Malibu, California. 1584 01:31:38,494 --> 01:31:40,579 And how do you find yourself this Monday morning? 1585 01:31:43,290 --> 01:31:44,833 My love? Hello? 1586 01:31:44,958 --> 01:31:48,170 - What do you want? - Ooh. Someone's spicy this morning. 1587 01:31:49,713 --> 01:31:52,799 But I believe it's more of what you want. 1588 01:31:52,925 --> 01:31:55,093 Didn't you send in six interview requests 1589 01:31:55,219 --> 01:31:57,471 to sit down with Mr. Moretti for your novel? 1590 01:31:57,596 --> 01:32:00,432 Well, you're in luck. Mr. Moretti would like to sit down this evening 1591 01:32:00,557 --> 01:32:02,601 at the high-risk state hospital in Reno. 1592 01:32:02,726 --> 01:32:05,020 It's like a medieval torture chamber, if you ask me. 1593 01:32:05,145 --> 01:32:06,939 Honestly, these states should be tried for the way they treat people. 1594 01:32:07,064 --> 01:32:08,899 It's just absolutely abhorrent. 1595 01:32:09,024 --> 01:32:10,651 (Ariel): Soledad, you are aware 1596 01:32:10,776 --> 01:32:12,194 that your client, Alfred Moretti, 1597 01:32:12,319 --> 01:32:15,113 pled guilty to the murder of five innocent people, 1598 01:32:15,239 --> 01:32:17,491 tried to kill me, and is suspected 1599 01:32:17,616 --> 01:32:20,369 of leading hundreds of Levelists to mass suicide? 1600 01:32:20,494 --> 01:32:21,495 He's passionate. 1601 01:32:23,205 --> 01:32:25,082 Ciao, my darling. Take care of yourself. 1602 01:32:28,752 --> 01:32:30,462 (indistinct radio chatter) 1603 01:32:34,675 --> 01:32:36,426 (cell door buzzing) 1604 01:32:38,679 --> 01:32:40,931 (door clangs shut) 1605 01:32:41,056 --> 01:32:43,684 Salutations, as they say. 1606 01:33:01,910 --> 01:33:03,328 Oh, heavy. 1607 01:33:04,913 --> 01:33:06,164 Shall we get started? 1608 01:33:07,708 --> 01:33:08,834 (beeps) 1609 01:33:11,628 --> 01:33:12,671 Python. 1610 01:33:13,714 --> 01:33:16,800 - Excuse me? - Well, in your novel, you wrote that when... 1611 01:33:16,925 --> 01:33:19,136 the first day we met 1612 01:33:19,261 --> 01:33:23,098 that I was wearing cream-colored alligator boots, 1613 01:33:23,223 --> 01:33:26,893 but in fact, they were smoke-colored python boots. 1614 01:33:27,019 --> 01:33:30,939 Now, of course, that's an easy mistake to make for an untrained eye, 1615 01:33:31,064 --> 01:33:33,942 but, uh, I would never. It's unimaginable-- 1616 01:33:34,067 --> 01:33:35,819 In my "novel," you said? 1617 01:33:36,820 --> 01:33:39,948 In my 320-page non-fiction text, 1618 01:33:40,073 --> 01:33:43,452 your biggest gripe is with the material of your boots? 1619 01:33:43,577 --> 01:33:46,913 You know, it's just, a little constructive criticism 1620 01:33:47,039 --> 01:33:49,374 never killed anyone, Ariel. 1621 01:33:52,919 --> 01:33:54,171 Okay. (Scoffs) 1622 01:33:54,296 --> 01:33:56,131 - (recorder beeps) - Um... 1623 01:33:59,176 --> 01:34:02,554 I didn't expect you to be remorseful like a normal person, 1624 01:34:02,679 --> 01:34:06,558 but I came here to try to report the truth 1625 01:34:06,683 --> 01:34:08,310 so that there's closure for the families and-- 1626 01:34:08,435 --> 01:34:11,021 (whispers) And to sell a few more books. 1627 01:34:11,146 --> 01:34:14,983 - Well... - Ariel, while you circle around and around 1628 01:34:15,108 --> 01:34:18,028 the one question 1629 01:34:18,153 --> 01:34:23,283 that you most assuredly came here to ask me... Very quickly... 1630 01:34:23,408 --> 01:34:26,370 Primitive man chose their leader 1631 01:34:26,495 --> 01:34:30,540 in the same way that animals chose their leader... 1632 01:34:31,375 --> 01:34:32,959 uh, brute strength. 1633 01:34:33,085 --> 01:34:36,004 Yeah, I... I'm familiar with Darwin's theory. 1634 01:34:36,129 --> 01:34:39,675 Uh, what does that have to do with you being a murderer? 1635 01:34:41,176 --> 01:34:43,595 Man evolved. 1636 01:34:43,720 --> 01:34:44,971 Humanity evolved. 1637 01:34:45,097 --> 01:34:48,934 Um, it, uh, created government 1638 01:34:49,059 --> 01:34:50,936 and rules and law. 1639 01:34:51,061 --> 01:34:55,399 And with those things, then the criteria 1640 01:34:55,524 --> 01:34:58,568 for what was needed in a leader changed. 1641 01:34:58,694 --> 01:35:02,197 So, it went from this to left brain. 1642 01:35:03,115 --> 01:35:06,910 To be president, you have to go to an Ivy League school 1643 01:35:07,035 --> 01:35:09,705 and get a little Ivy League law degree 1644 01:35:09,830 --> 01:35:14,167 to signal to the rest of us, the peons, 1645 01:35:14,292 --> 01:35:17,003 uh, that this is the smart person. 1646 01:35:17,129 --> 01:35:18,839 But look at where we are. 1647 01:35:18,964 --> 01:35:21,883 Today's world is burning, literally. 1648 01:35:22,008 --> 01:35:25,679 Illiteracy is at its highest. We've never been more divided. 1649 01:35:25,804 --> 01:35:28,765 We have permanent war, and the list goes on. 1650 01:35:28,890 --> 01:35:33,353 So, clearly, the metric, this left-brain metric, 1651 01:35:33,478 --> 01:35:36,064 failed miserably. 1652 01:35:36,189 --> 01:35:39,109 But there is an answer. 1653 01:35:39,776 --> 01:35:41,778 A new evolution. 1654 01:35:43,155 --> 01:35:49,119 So, won't be this anymore or this left brain 1655 01:35:49,244 --> 01:35:51,163 but this right brain 1656 01:35:51,288 --> 01:35:55,625 where the most creative are in charge. 1657 01:35:55,751 --> 01:36:00,839 Look, I'm not just gonna sit here and act like I didn't find Stan's old article 1658 01:36:00,964 --> 01:36:03,717 where he referred to Tilt as overrated, 1659 01:36:03,842 --> 01:36:07,220 Bianca's rather unflattering paparazzi shots. 1660 01:36:07,345 --> 01:36:08,972 Not good. Not too pretty. 1661 01:36:09,097 --> 01:36:11,600 And let's not forget Clara's digs about your bald head. 1662 01:36:11,725 --> 01:36:13,185 And even you can't wiggle your way free 1663 01:36:13,310 --> 01:36:14,686 after murdering hundreds of people. 1664 01:36:14,811 --> 01:36:16,897 I didn't murder hundreds of people. 1665 01:36:17,022 --> 01:36:19,691 You didn't murder Stan Sullivan, Clara Armstrong, 1666 01:36:19,816 --> 01:36:22,194 Bianca Tyson, Emily Katz, and Bill Lotto? 1667 01:36:22,319 --> 01:36:23,987 Oh, yeah, I murdered them. 1668 01:36:25,322 --> 01:36:29,576 You should know your masterpiece, Ariel, 1669 01:36:29,701 --> 01:36:33,622 is also the introduction to our story. 1670 01:36:35,415 --> 01:36:37,167 No one will condone murder. 1671 01:36:39,377 --> 01:36:43,465 But if it's scandalous enough, they'll never stop talking about it. 1672 01:36:43,590 --> 01:36:46,551 Besides, you're not gonna stop becoming Catholic 1673 01:36:46,676 --> 01:36:49,262 'cause you read a book about the Crusades. 1674 01:36:49,387 --> 01:36:53,558 You're serving a life sentence five times over. 1675 01:36:53,683 --> 01:36:56,520 Why not just tell us where the bodies are? 1676 01:36:56,645 --> 01:36:58,188 Where are the Levelists? 1677 01:36:59,314 --> 01:37:00,440 Around. 1678 01:37:01,441 --> 01:37:06,613 We're spread out, but still connected to teach the young 1679 01:37:06,738 --> 01:37:08,907 and sprout new chapters, 1680 01:37:09,032 --> 01:37:11,201 to preserve dying crafts, 1681 01:37:11,326 --> 01:37:13,411 to inspire and comfort, 1682 01:37:13,537 --> 01:37:16,957 to fan the flames of raw enthusiasm, 1683 01:37:17,082 --> 01:37:22,546 to closely monitor those who obstruct the divinely burdened. 1684 01:37:22,671 --> 01:37:25,298 Not hiding but waiting. 1685 01:37:25,423 --> 01:37:27,676 Waiting to better tomorrow. 1686 01:37:27,801 --> 01:37:30,762 So, what was in the champagne glasses, then? 1687 01:37:33,014 --> 01:37:34,349 - Champagne. - (Ariel sighs) 1688 01:37:34,474 --> 01:37:36,393 - Okay. - (Moretti): Oh. 1689 01:37:36,518 --> 01:37:38,728 With talent comes forgiveness. 1690 01:37:38,854 --> 01:37:40,522 The bigger the talent, 1691 01:37:40,647 --> 01:37:43,191 the more complete the forgiveness. 1692 01:37:44,192 --> 01:37:47,445 Level will grow and grow. 1693 01:37:49,573 --> 01:37:52,868 We just, uh... (sighs, chuckles) 1694 01:37:53,451 --> 01:37:56,580 needed someone to get the ball rolling. 1695 01:37:56,705 --> 01:37:58,039 (softly): So, um... 1696 01:38:01,793 --> 01:38:03,336 Come on. You get it. 1697 01:38:03,461 --> 01:38:04,588 (scoffs) 1698 01:38:06,548 --> 01:38:07,549 So, why me? 1699 01:38:07,674 --> 01:38:08,884 Disco. 1700 01:38:12,053 --> 01:38:14,097 Two reasons, really. 1701 01:38:15,098 --> 01:38:17,058 One for us, one for me. 1702 01:38:17,934 --> 01:38:20,729 For us, we felt you were a pure vessel, 1703 01:38:20,854 --> 01:38:24,357 completely uncorrupted by success, 1704 01:38:24,482 --> 01:38:27,485 uncorrupted by cheap shots for clicks. 1705 01:38:27,611 --> 01:38:30,280 For me, while looking through your background, 1706 01:38:30,405 --> 01:38:35,243 I read a story you'd written about a school board lady. 1707 01:38:35,368 --> 01:38:37,871 - Remember that? - (Ariel): Carol Reggo? 1708 01:38:37,996 --> 01:38:41,875 That piece was less than 500 words. It was before I was even at J. 1709 01:38:42,000 --> 01:38:46,338 You wrote that her chin was 1710 01:38:46,463 --> 01:38:49,716 "delightfully inconspicuous." 1711 01:38:51,843 --> 01:38:55,013 And I needed my chin in good hands. 1712 01:38:58,391 --> 01:39:00,810 (mouthing) 1713 01:39:08,526 --> 01:39:11,863 (TV host): Once in a generation, a tragedy so compelling occurs, 1714 01:39:11,988 --> 01:39:14,074 it grabs the entire world's attention. 1715 01:39:14,199 --> 01:39:15,992 Most people condemn the horrific events 1716 01:39:16,117 --> 01:39:17,869 that took place a few years ago, 1717 01:39:17,994 --> 01:39:21,164 while a growing minority sympathize with the guilty party. 1718 01:39:21,289 --> 01:39:22,999 After all, Caesar's Request 1719 01:39:23,124 --> 01:39:26,044 has sold millions of copies since its release. 1720 01:39:26,169 --> 01:39:27,963 But the one thing we can all agree on... 1721 01:39:28,088 --> 01:39:30,006 Our next guest is a star. 1722 01:39:30,131 --> 01:39:32,759 Her new book was an instant bestseller, 1723 01:39:32,884 --> 01:39:35,512 but unless you've been living on Mars, you already know that. 1724 01:39:35,637 --> 01:39:38,056 Ms. Ecton, good morning. Congratulations. 1725 01:39:38,181 --> 01:39:39,849 I'm so thrilled to be sitting down with you today. 1726 01:39:39,975 --> 01:39:42,727 I mean, Our Time in the Sand is such a daring, 1727 01:39:42,852 --> 01:39:44,229 beautiful novel. 1728 01:39:44,354 --> 01:39:45,772 What does it feel like to have written the book 1729 01:39:45,897 --> 01:39:47,691 that everybody's talking about? 1730 01:39:49,067 --> 01:39:50,318 (chuckles softly) 1731 01:39:54,197 --> 01:39:55,573 (whispering): Ms. Ecton? 1732 01:40:00,328 --> 01:40:02,288 ("DLZ" by TV On The Radio playing) 1733 01:40:22,600 --> 01:40:26,938 ♪ Congratulations on the mess You made of things ♪ 1734 01:40:27,856 --> 01:40:32,527 ♪ I'm trying to reconstruct The air and all that brings ♪ 1735 01:40:33,486 --> 01:40:37,949 ♪ And oxidation is The compromise you own ♪ 1736 01:40:38,074 --> 01:40:40,201 ♪ But this is beginning To feel ♪ 1737 01:40:40,326 --> 01:40:42,871 ♪ Like the dog wants a bone ♪ 1738 01:40:42,996 --> 01:40:44,456 ♪ Say ♪ 1739 01:40:44,581 --> 01:40:49,753 ♪ La, la, la, la La, la, la, la ♪ 1740 01:40:49,878 --> 01:40:54,466 ♪ La, la, la, la, la La, la, la ♪ 1741 01:40:55,508 --> 01:40:59,971 ♪ La, la, la, la La, la, la, la ♪ 1742 01:41:00,972 --> 01:41:05,393 ♪ La, la, la, la, la La, la, la ♪ 1743 01:41:06,186 --> 01:41:10,523 ♪ You force your fire and then You falsify your deeds ♪ 1744 01:41:11,566 --> 01:41:14,277 ♪ Your methods dot The disconnect ♪ 1745 01:41:14,402 --> 01:41:16,154 ♪ From all your creeds ♪ 1746 01:41:17,113 --> 01:41:21,576 ♪ And fortune strives to fill The vacuum that it feeds ♪ 1747 01:41:21,701 --> 01:41:24,079 ♪ But this is beginning To feel ♪ 1748 01:41:24,204 --> 01:41:26,581 ♪ Like the dog's lost a lead ♪ 1749 01:41:26,706 --> 01:41:28,166 ♪ Say ♪ 1750 01:41:28,291 --> 01:41:32,712 ♪ La, la, la, la La, la, la, la ♪ 1751 01:41:33,713 --> 01:41:37,967 ♪ La, la, la, la, la La, la, la ♪ 1752 01:41:39,094 --> 01:41:43,473 ♪ La, la, la, la La, la, la, la ♪ 1753 01:41:44,432 --> 01:41:48,937 ♪ La, la, la, la, la La, la, la ♪ 1754 01:41:49,979 --> 01:41:51,773 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1755 01:41:51,898 --> 01:41:54,442 ♪ The long-winded blues Of the never ♪ 1756 01:41:55,401 --> 01:41:57,153 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1757 01:41:57,278 --> 01:41:58,738 ♪ It's curling up slowly ♪ 1758 01:41:58,863 --> 01:42:00,824 ♪ And finding a throat To choke ♪ 1759 01:42:00,949 --> 01:42:02,659 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1760 01:42:02,784 --> 01:42:05,370 ♪ The long-winded blues Of the never ♪ 1761 01:42:06,412 --> 01:42:08,164 ♪ Barely controlled Locomotive ♪ 1762 01:42:08,289 --> 01:42:11,751 ♪ Consuming the picture and Blowing the crows, the smoke ♪ 1763 01:42:11,876 --> 01:42:13,586 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1764 01:42:13,711 --> 01:42:16,214 ♪ The long-winded blues Of the never ♪ 1765 01:42:17,132 --> 01:42:20,385 ♪ Static explosion devoted To crushing the broken ♪ 1766 01:42:20,510 --> 01:42:22,595 ♪ And shoving their souls To ghost ♪ 1767 01:42:22,720 --> 01:42:27,934 ♪ Eternalized, objectified You set your sights so high ♪ 1768 01:42:28,059 --> 01:42:29,936 ♪ But this is beginning To feel like ♪ 1769 01:42:30,061 --> 01:42:33,565 ♪ The bolt busted loose From the lever ♪ 1770 01:42:33,690 --> 01:42:36,025 ♪ Never mind, Death professor ♪ 1771 01:42:36,151 --> 01:42:38,736 ♪ Your structure's fine My dust is better ♪ 1772 01:42:38,862 --> 01:42:40,822 ♪ Your victim flies so high ♪ 1773 01:42:40,947 --> 01:42:44,409 ♪ All to catch a bird's-eye View of who's next ♪ 1774 01:42:44,534 --> 01:42:47,162 ♪ Never you mind Death professor ♪ 1775 01:42:47,287 --> 01:42:49,747 ♪ Love is life My love is better ♪ 1776 01:42:49,873 --> 01:42:51,875 ♪ Your victim flies so high ♪ 1777 01:42:52,000 --> 01:42:55,253 ♪ Eyes could be the diamonds Confused with who's next ♪ 1778 01:42:55,378 --> 01:42:57,964 ♪ Never you mind Death professor ♪ 1779 01:42:58,089 --> 01:43:00,550 ♪ Your shocks are fine My struts are better ♪ 1780 01:43:00,675 --> 01:43:02,719 ♪ Your fiction flies so high ♪ 1781 01:43:02,844 --> 01:43:06,264 ♪ Y'all could use a doctor Who's sick, who's next? ♪ 1782 01:43:06,389 --> 01:43:08,892 ♪ Never you mind Death professor ♪ 1783 01:43:09,017 --> 01:43:11,603 ♪ Electrified My love is better ♪ 1784 01:43:11,728 --> 01:43:13,688 ♪ It's crystallized, so am I ♪ 1785 01:43:13,813 --> 01:43:17,233 ♪ All could be the diamond Fused with who's next ♪ 1786 01:43:17,358 --> 01:43:19,152 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1787 01:43:19,277 --> 01:43:22,071 ♪ The dawn Of a loser forever ♪ 1788 01:43:22,739 --> 01:43:24,616 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1789 01:43:24,741 --> 01:43:27,285 ♪ The dawn of a loser forever ♪ 1790 01:43:28,161 --> 01:43:29,829 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1791 01:43:29,954 --> 01:43:32,540 ♪ The dawn of a loser forever ♪ 1792 01:43:33,541 --> 01:43:35,376 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1793 01:43:35,501 --> 01:43:38,004 ♪ The dawn of a loser forever ♪ 1794 01:43:39,088 --> 01:43:40,840 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1795 01:43:40,965 --> 01:43:43,635 ♪ The dawn of a loser forever ♪ 1796 01:43:49,557 --> 01:43:50,767 (song ends)