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Attention, personnel.
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- Breach in restricted area.
- Breach, breach!
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Down there.
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Cutting him off.
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What-- hey!
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Gimme the device. Now!
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It all just kind of happened.
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A boy needed a job.
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And a hero needed a sidekick.
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So that boy became a kid,
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and that kid became Danger.
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But this is not that kid.
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Also not that boy.
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And this is a device
that can alter reality,
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even bring back the dead,
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like this guy, Henry Hart.
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I mean, what would you do
if you needed help
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and the only one
who could help you was gone?
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Okay, back to our boy Henry.
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He became Kid Danger,
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sidekick to Swellview's
indestructible hero
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Captain Man,
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whose real name
was Ray Manchester.
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Now, if all of this seems
highly irresponsible,
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well, that's because it was.
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But Henry loved that job.
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Being Kid Danger
was everything to him.
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Henry and Ray kept their
real identities a secret
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and kept Swellview safe.
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But they had help
along the way.
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They met a bizarre genius
named Schwoz.
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Henry's best friends,
Jasper and Charlotte,
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came along for the ride.
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Even Henry's
little sister Piper
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got in on the act.
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But Jasper, he wanted more.
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He found an audiobook
that taught him how to fight
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while he sleeps.
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And also speak Spanish.
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Henry wanted more too.
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He wanted out of Swellview.
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Luckily, a radioactive cannon
blew up in his face.
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Yes, luckily,
because when he was ready
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to sacrifice himself
by driving a blimp with a bomb
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into the side of a mountain...
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...he found he could generate
a protective forcefield
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whenever he wanted.
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He saved all of Swellview.
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And that bird.
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Yeah, everyone thought
Kid Danger died
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and Henry let them,
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because he was ready to be
his own superhero,
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instead of someone else's
sidekick.
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Now, Henry and Jasper
live here,
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fighting crime as a team.
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They're older,
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they're better
at using their powers,
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and they're famous.
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Maybe a little too famous.
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Kid Danger may have died,
but Henry Hart didn't.
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Henry's not dead.
He'll be here soon.
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- Trust me.
- Uh-huh.
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Detective Jones.
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Would I lie to one
of Dystopia's finest?
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Absolutely.
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Fair point.
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Mm-hmm.
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So where is he?
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He's... busy with something.
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Look, I know Henry has his
personal forcefield and all,
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but I am literally
the best person in the world
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at sleep fighting
while speaking Spanish.
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Which, by the way, means
that if our friend shows up
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and Henry is not here,
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I'll take care of it.
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"Our friend"?
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Since when does Jasper Dunlop
have friends?
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Piper? What are you doing
in Dystopia?
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Schwoz? What--no--I--
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- Jasper!
- Schwoz?
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What do you have on,
some kind of duster situation?
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- It's not a duster. A coat.
- You look like a space cowboy.
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I'm not a cowboy.
I'm a superhero.
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- Nice to see you.
- It's good to see you.
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Welcome to Dystopia,
but please leave.
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B-b-but we came
all the way from Swellview.
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Yeah. I'm on spring break.
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Decided to surprise my brother
and his best friend.
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And then I remembered that
Charlotte's actually at Harvard,
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so, like Henry,
we're stuck with you.
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All right.
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Oh, my God!
I'm kidding.
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- What's your deal?
- Yeah. You were Mr. Cool
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with the cute cop over there.
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That's 'cause I was flirting
with her.
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Oh... that was not flirting.
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- Lemme help you out.
- What?
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- Hey, yo, Detective Good Hair.
- Okay. All right.
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- My guy is into you.
- That's enough.
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What do you say?
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- Thumbs up or thumbs down?
- Or down?
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I'm sorry.
Lost tourists.
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You are little bit
out of his league.
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- No, I'm in a league--of sorts.
- A little.
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All right, guys, guys, guys.
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Now is just not a good time, okay?
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What, are you and Henry
on a mission?
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Yeah. I heard you are
the hottest crime fighters
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- in Dystopia right now.
- I heard Henry's your boss.
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He's not my boss.
We're partners.
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In fact, he's signing
an endorsement deal
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- for us right now.
- Then why aren't you there?
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- Yeah. Why aren't you there?
- Trust me, guys.
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They didn't only
want to see Henry.
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Henry, Henry, Henry, Henry!
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- So I'm kinda busy right now.
- Come on!
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Don't work, don't work.
Not tonight!
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Yeah, let's go get Henry
and go see a show.
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Yes. That is a great idea.
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Okay, I realize you two are kind
of in Tourist Mode right now.
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- What do you mean?
- What's that supposed to mean?
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I have no idea
what you're talking about.
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But a truck full of
plutonium-239's about to roll
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down that street in five minutes
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and something's going
to attack it.
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- You mean someone.
- I mean something.
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People here call it Blackout.
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So this Blackout has beef
with you and Henry?
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- It's got beef with plutonium.
- What?
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Dystopia runs on nuclear power,
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so it buys fuel rods
from other countries,
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and that delivery truck's
gonna go right past us.
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Blackout's plan?
Destroy the plutonium fuel rods.
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Why does it want to destroy
the fuel rods?
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No fuel, no power.
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No power, no lights. Only...
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Blackout!
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Henry, how's it feel
to be the new spokesman
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- for BizWatch?
- Henry, what's it like being
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the hottest crime fighter
in Dystopia?
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Where'd the lights go?
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- I'm scared of the dark.
- Hold me, Henry!
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- The power's out.
- Schwoz can fix it.
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It's not a power problem.
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Yeah.
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You promised not to work
on vacation.
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Mm. Fish got to swim.
Schwoz, he got to tinker.
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Night-night.
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There is the city's fuel rods
that Blackout wants to steal.
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Hey, don't you want to call
Henry first?
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What the--
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Oof--
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Come on.
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What's wrong?
Afraid of the dark?
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Where's your boss?
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- Is that--
- I think it is.
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Buckle up for a beatdown,
you claw-handed freak.
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So good to see you...
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for the last time!
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I appreciate it,
I appreciate it.
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- Hello, hello, hello. Thank you.
- Henry!
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- Hey!
- Aw!
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Good to see you.
Good to see you.
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- Good to see you.
- I can't believe it.
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- Listen, I had a thing.
- Took your sweet time.
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- It went long. I'm here now.
- Oh, so it's not your fault.
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I see you're yelling
at your sister.
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Now... if you'll excuse me.
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It's time for me
to take care of "bizness."
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- W-what are you doing?
- Okay, that's weird.
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- Part of the deal I just signed.
- Is there a camera somewhere?
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- It felt cool to me, okay?
- Are we in a commercial now?
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- Hard pass.
- "Felt cool." Did not look cool.
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How you doing?
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Dude, watch your language.
There's kids around.
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Well, I guess it's bizness time.
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Part of our deal with BizWatch
is I gotta say bizness
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every 45 seconds
while fighting crime.
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I think they're listening
to everything I say.
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I think we gotta say it
in English,
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but we'll figure that out later.
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Thank you, thank you.
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Thank you.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Oh, you're going to pay
for this window...
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with your life!
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Your fame has made you weak.
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Try that again.
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Ah-ah!
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Oh--
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- Think I just killed that thing.
- Pretty sure
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you just launched it somewhere.
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Launched him to a bizness
meeting... with death.
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It is really hard to fit bizness
in every single sentence.
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How'd the signing go?
Did you get a BizWatch for me?
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Uh... no, no, I did not,
but, uh,
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Yeah, I had to come here.
I'll get you one.
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All right. Oh, wait.
How's our ad look?
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- We look really cool?
- Uh, our ad.
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Uh...
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Yeah, yeah, looked good.
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Really?
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Uh... yes.
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Yeah.
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That's the ad?
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Bro,
you are blurred out.
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Jasper is just a ghosty
in the background.
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I mean, that cat has more focus
than you.
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- You saw this at the signing?
- Uh, yeah.
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- I saw that there.
- And you didn't say anything?
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I was gonna say something.
I had to come here.
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Hey, Jasper.
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- Hey, Jonesy.
- Nice work out there.
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- Uh...
- Can I get a picture?
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Uh, absolutely. Yeah.
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- Thank you. All right, come on.
- Let's do it.
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- The ad in the background?
- Yeah, we gotta do it.
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That's not good.
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- There you go.
- Awesome, thanks.
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You guys look great together.
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- Thanks.
- Yeah, no problem.
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- Are you mad?
- No. Why would I be mad?
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- Uh, he seems mad.
- He's mad.
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It's not like... it's not like
I do half the work
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and you get all the credit.
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What do you want,
a gold star?
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Henry, everyone thinks
you're my boss.
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I do have more experience
than you.
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I'll see you at home.
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Yeah, uh,
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I'm moving out.
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I was gonna tell you this
later but, um,
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might as well just
rip the bandage off, um...
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Yeah, I want my own place.
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Why? You're never
at our place anyways.
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Look, dude, we're not kids
anymore, okay?
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I think it's best
that we have our own space.
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Do our own thing.
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Are we still a team?
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Yo--
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you can come over
whenever you want.
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- That's not a yes.
- Mm.
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Ooh. That's the BizWatch guys.
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They need me ASAP.
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Have fun.
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Jasper. Jasper.
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Hey, uh...
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Yo, I'll get you a watch.
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Jasper?
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Jasper.
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Not cool, bro.
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00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,128
Blackout.
255
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:27,607
Want some advice?
256
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:30,243
If it's decorating, then no.
257
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,781
You shouldn't work alone!
258
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,690
No. Five more minutes.
259
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,625
Ray, she's my mom.
I can't set you up.
260
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:20,860
Oh!
261
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:25,865
Hmm. You look a lot older
in person.
262
00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:34,507
Uh, what is this? Ha.
263
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,677
Am I-am I dead?
264
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:40,313
Am I in heaven?
265
00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:42,882
Oh, my God, I'm in hell.
266
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,385
Oh. Naw, you're just in Newtown.
267
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,855
What? What's Newtown?
268
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,892
Why am I dressed like this?
What's--
269
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:54,561
What's on my face? Who are you?
270
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,863
I just brought you back
from the dead.
271
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,331
You're welcome.
272
00:19:58,465 --> 00:19:59,966
What?
273
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:01,634
What's all the noise?
274
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:03,669
- Get out of here, Gemma.
- Hey, how are you?
275
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,738
You don't know me,
and I don't know you,
276
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,507
but I need you to get me home, okay?
277
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,142
I don't know where I am.
I don't know what's on my face!
278
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:12,379
Thank you.
Get out of here, Gemma.
279
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,247
- Is that Kid Danger?
- Don't tell Mom
280
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,349
or I'll tell her you play
video games all night.
281
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:18,418
And I'll tell Mom
you used her credit card
282
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,820
- to take a bus to Swellview.
- And I'll tell Mom
283
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,822
that you used her good lipstick
on the dog
284
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,156
for her Glamour Shots.
285
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:26,526
- You wouldn't dare.
- Uh, I just zerped Kid Danger
286
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:27,727
into our house.
287
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,462
You don't even know
what I'm capable of.
288
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,098
I know you're not capable
of keeping me quiet.
289
00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:34,267
You know what?
Just don't tell Mom.
290
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:37,770
She's got like three jobs
and doesn't need this stress.
291
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,340
Fine. I was never here.
292
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,750
Oh!
293
00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,086
Uh, first of all, hello.
294
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,955
The handshake.
Let's keep it formal.
295
00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:57,590
Missy Martin,
Kid Danger superfan.
296
00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,726
And I've run so many
Kid Danger fan fictions.
297
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:02,028
- You're gonna love--
- How did I get here?
298
00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:03,729
Oh!
299
00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:05,632
With this baby.
300
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:08,134
The Reality Altering Device.
301
00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:10,902
Okay, what, uh, ha...
302
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:12,204
what does it do?
303
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:14,239
It uses color confinement
to pry open the space
304
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,275
between baryons, mesons--
who cares how it works?
305
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,478
I just brought Kid Danger back
from the dead!
306
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,747
What's the afterlife like?
Actually, don't tell me.
307
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:21,948
I wanna be surprised.
308
00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:23,850
Oh, I wasn't dead.
309
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:27,186
Uh, I-I'm sorry. What?
310
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,057
I said I wasn't dead.
311
00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:33,925
Yes, you were. You died
in a fiery blimp accident
312
00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:35,595
after you saved
all of Swellview.
313
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:42,067
Yeah. I did the whole...
saving Swellview thing.
314
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:44,603
I just-- I didn't actually die.
315
00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:48,641
I kinda, you know...
316
00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:51,478
Well, I faked it.
317
00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:53,546
Changed my last name
and disappeared.
318
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:56,582
Oh, shut up! You've been
alive this whole time?
319
00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:58,485
I mean...[small laugh] yeah.
320
00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:00,520
Do you have any idea
how traumatized we were
321
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:03,990
- by your death?
- Uh, well, I'm sorry.
322
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:05,157
Okay?
323
00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:12,365
I wanted to move on
with my life,
324
00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:14,934
and protect my family.
325
00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:17,837
Which is a lot easier if all
your enemies think you're dead.
326
00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:20,305
Well, all your fans
thought you were dead too.
327
00:22:20,306 --> 00:22:21,708
Yeah, well, good news.
328
00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:25,412
I'm still alive.
329
00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:28,515
Did you have me fighting
a dinosaur?
330
00:22:28,615 --> 00:22:29,916
Oh!
331
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:32,719
- Oh, where have you been?
- Fighting crime in Dystopia.
332
00:22:32,819 --> 00:22:34,654
No, wait, Dystopia?
That's amazing!
333
00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:36,523
Wait. What the gunch
is Dystopia?
334
00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:39,025
It's like an island
in the Pacific Ocean.
335
00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:41,327
Oh, my gosh. Are Jasper
and Charlotte there too?
336
00:22:41,428 --> 00:22:44,330
Wait. How do you know
about Jasper and Charlotte?
337
00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:46,666
Well, I figured out
your secret identity.
338
00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:54,373
Uh--
how-how, uh--
339
00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:55,974
how do you--
how do you know that?
340
00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:58,578
Your eye mask covered
less than a pair of sunglasses.
341
00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:01,848
I'm honestly shocked
nobody else figured it out.
342
00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:03,750
Yeah, well,
Swellview's not exactly
343
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,151
the smartest town in America.
344
00:23:05,251 --> 00:23:06,419
What am I doing here?
345
00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:11,758
I brought you here so that
we could fight crime together.
346
00:23:13,325 --> 00:23:17,464
And, bro, there is
so much crime in Newtown.
347
00:23:18,364 --> 00:23:20,365
You don't even know.
348
00:23:20,366 --> 00:23:23,269
Most days, Gemma and I
barely make it home from school.
349
00:23:24,136 --> 00:23:26,138
Go. Go, go, go.
350
00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:38,985
Hey.
351
00:23:43,022 --> 00:23:45,357
Good thing we hid our tablets
under our shirts.
352
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:50,296
Dang it, Gemma.
353
00:23:50,396 --> 00:23:51,498
Come on.
354
00:23:51,631 --> 00:23:54,166
- This is nice.
- The latest model. Yeah.
355
00:23:56,903 --> 00:23:59,539
Hello. None of you
could have helped us?
356
00:23:59,639 --> 00:24:02,141
That's why
we don't come down here.
357
00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:06,913
But now you're here,
so time's up, creeps.
358
00:24:07,013 --> 00:24:08,981
Kid Danger's in Newtown.
359
00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:13,986
Yeah. I gotta get back
to Dystopia.
360
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,523
Wait. You don't wanna
fight crime with me?
361
00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:22,128
Look, you seem like a nice girl
362
00:24:22,261 --> 00:24:26,098
and I'm always happy
to meet a fan, but...
363
00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:27,934
I'm sorta doing my own thing
right now.
364
00:24:28,034 --> 00:24:31,470
And also, you shouldn't
use crazy devices
365
00:24:31,604 --> 00:24:33,773
to pull people
out of their worlds without,
366
00:24:33,873 --> 00:24:35,341
you know, asking first.
367
00:24:37,376 --> 00:24:39,411
It's really not cool.
368
00:24:39,512 --> 00:24:41,714
Again-- thought you were dead.
369
00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:44,684
Never thought you'd lie
to all your fans, but...
370
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,785
I mean, it's whatever.
If you wanna go back,
371
00:24:46,786 --> 00:24:49,455
- I'll send you back.
- I'd like that. Thank you.
372
00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:57,063
Also, I didn't lie
about not being dead, okay?
373
00:24:57,229 --> 00:24:58,831
I faked it.
374
00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:00,867
There's a big difference.
375
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,536
Help! I'm being crimed!
376
00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:10,076
Weird.
377
00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:13,813
I used the RAD to zerp you
into my regular life
378
00:25:13,913 --> 00:25:15,948
so that we could fight crime
together,
379
00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:19,685
but that guy looks exactly
like Coach Cregg.
380
00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:22,254
He's a character
from one of my fan fictions.
381
00:25:24,423 --> 00:25:25,657
Huh.
382
00:25:25,658 --> 00:25:27,426
You gotta help her.
383
00:25:28,661 --> 00:25:30,662
- Help! Hey, help!
- There's a mailman
384
00:25:30,663 --> 00:25:32,732
and some high school kids--
they'll help her.
385
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:35,067
Mailmen are famously nonviolent,
and we both know
386
00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:37,937
that high school kids
are lazy and shiftless.
387
00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:40,171
Hey, mailman, help!
388
00:25:40,172 --> 00:25:42,108
Mine.
389
00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:45,244
- Cool.
- You've gotta do it.
390
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,179
I gotta get back to Dystopia.
391
00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:50,449
"A superhero
always answers the call."
392
00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:55,655
What-- who are you?
Who talks like that?
393
00:25:56,689 --> 00:25:58,090
You do.
394
00:25:58,190 --> 00:26:00,426
After you defeated
the Beekeeper.
395
00:26:00,526 --> 00:26:02,261
What?
396
00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:04,163
Oh. [laughs] I...
397
00:26:04,263 --> 00:26:07,266
I remember now.
Me and Captain Man made a bet
398
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:09,435
to see who could come up with
the cheesiest line
399
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:11,070
in post-fight interviews.
400
00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:13,940
"A superhero
always answers the call."
401
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:17,276
Oh, my God. Okay. You know what?
I'll take care of it.
402
00:26:17,443 --> 00:26:19,445
- I'll take care of, uh--
- Coach Cregg.
403
00:26:19,545 --> 00:26:22,148
I'll take care of Coach Cregg,
then you send me home.
404
00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:24,250
Yes! Fighting with Kid Danger.
405
00:26:24,383 --> 00:26:27,186
- The two of us living the dream.
- No, I'm gonna do this myself.
406
00:26:27,286 --> 00:26:30,255
Wait, no, no, no, no, no.
You have to take me with you.
407
00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:32,959
This is literally
my dream come true.
408
00:26:34,293 --> 00:26:37,463
- You have any work experience?
- Dude, I'm 12.
409
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:40,066
- Superpowers?
- Uh, stealing stuff.
410
00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:43,936
- Yeah, you should stay here.
- Wait, no, no.
411
00:26:44,036 --> 00:26:46,906
You didn't see how many guards
I clowned to steal that thing.
412
00:26:47,006 --> 00:26:48,407
It-it was impressive.
413
00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:51,978
Look, I, uh, kinda just got out
of a crime-fighting relationship
414
00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:55,715
so I really just wanna
work alone, all right?
415
00:26:55,815 --> 00:26:57,116
- 'Scuse me.
- What-- hey--
416
00:26:57,249 --> 00:27:00,186
Plus, he's just some
roided-out gym teacher.
417
00:27:00,352 --> 00:27:02,088
Probably won't even
use my superpower.
418
00:27:02,221 --> 00:27:04,356
Ooh-- oof--ooh!
419
00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:06,325
Still don't want me to help?
420
00:27:06,893 --> 00:27:09,795
- Nope. Just need my superpower.
- Okay, hear me out on this,
421
00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:11,664
but I think we're in
one of my fan fictions.
422
00:27:11,831 --> 00:27:14,100
- What makes you say that?
- I linked the RAD's
423
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,835
protocol systems to mine.
424
00:27:15,935 --> 00:27:18,104
I might have logged in
as an administrator
425
00:27:18,204 --> 00:27:20,006
- instead of a guest...
- You've been working out.
426
00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:22,108
And also there was a lot of...
427
00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:25,276
...lightning and also, also,
you're getting your butt kicked
428
00:27:25,277 --> 00:27:26,945
by one of my fictional
characters?
429
00:27:26,946 --> 00:27:27,980
'Sup?
430
00:27:28,114 --> 00:27:30,549
And you don't have
your superpower.
431
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,118
Yeah, I didn't quite follow
that,
432
00:27:32,251 --> 00:27:34,086
but it's probably from
the brain swelling
433
00:27:34,186 --> 00:27:36,055
'cause the...
you know, the punching.
434
00:27:36,222 --> 00:27:37,690
Brain swelling?
435
00:27:38,457 --> 00:27:40,860
You think you're pretty smart, huh?
436
00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:44,130
No, no. I actually think
I'm pretty--
437
00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:47,199
...injured.
438
00:27:47,366 --> 00:27:49,035
I didn't know you had
a superpower,
439
00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:51,537
so I never wrote it
into my fan fiction.
440
00:27:51,704 --> 00:27:53,405
Oh, you didn't know about that?
441
00:27:54,306 --> 00:27:56,843
- No.
- Now drop
442
00:27:56,976 --> 00:27:59,611
and give me 20,000 push-ups,
443
00:27:59,712 --> 00:28:00,980
Kid Ugly.
444
00:28:02,148 --> 00:28:04,050
Now, that's just taking it
too far.
445
00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:10,556
One.
446
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,224
Two.
447
00:28:12,324 --> 00:28:13,392
Three.
448
00:28:13,492 --> 00:28:15,762
Two thousand, three hundred
and ninety-six.
449
00:28:15,895 --> 00:28:18,865
Two thousand, three hundred
and ninety-seven.
450
00:28:18,965 --> 00:28:21,533
Okay. Are you sure
you don't want me to help you?
451
00:28:21,633 --> 00:28:24,904
Because there's another monster
in this fan fiction.
452
00:28:25,004 --> 00:28:26,072
Who?
453
00:28:26,238 --> 00:28:28,741
Uh, like an electric vampire.
454
00:28:28,841 --> 00:28:31,243
- I--
- What's an electric vampire?
455
00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:33,445
Uh, just you don't wanna know.
456
00:28:33,579 --> 00:28:35,447
We just gotta get outta here.
457
00:28:37,183 --> 00:28:38,850
Okay, fine, you can help me,
458
00:28:38,851 --> 00:28:41,788
but I seriously doubt
you'll be able to do anything.
459
00:28:43,589 --> 00:28:45,491
Whoo!
460
00:28:45,591 --> 00:28:48,127
You distract 'em,
I lower the boom.
461
00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:50,429
Am I the only one getting
perfect team vibes right now?
462
00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:52,765
- I'm getting exhausted vibes...
- Oh.
463
00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:56,068
And...
possibly broken rib vibes.
464
00:28:56,168 --> 00:28:58,304
Okay, so maybe next time
I can distract 'em
465
00:28:58,437 --> 00:29:00,506
- and you can lower the boom.
- No, no, no, no, no.
466
00:29:00,606 --> 00:29:02,608
I wanna go home, all right?
467
00:29:02,708 --> 00:29:04,777
I want my superpowers back.
468
00:29:06,145 --> 00:29:07,513
I wanna go home.
469
00:29:10,349 --> 00:29:11,650
- Okay.
- Just, uh...
470
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,452
- I'll send us back.
- Do the thing.
471
00:29:16,722 --> 00:29:17,890
Pretty.
472
00:29:27,566 --> 00:29:29,135
Is that my sister?
473
00:29:31,570 --> 00:29:32,905
Whoa.
474
00:29:37,176 --> 00:29:40,012
- Why are you dressed like that?
- Wanna get back to Dystopia?
475
00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:42,815
- Leaving so soon, brother?
- Hit the button, hit the button!
476
00:29:50,256 --> 00:29:51,490
Pretty.
477
00:29:57,864 --> 00:30:01,433
Well, this isn't Dystopia.
478
00:30:01,533 --> 00:30:03,735
Yeah. I think it's...
479
00:30:03,836 --> 00:30:04,837
Shimmers.
480
00:30:04,937 --> 00:30:06,771
- What?
- Shimmers.
481
00:30:06,772 --> 00:30:08,174
- Shimmers?
- Yeah.
482
00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:11,510
Like the nightclub.
Like Frankini's nightclub
483
00:30:11,677 --> 00:30:13,979
- in Swellview?
- I think so.
484
00:30:21,553 --> 00:30:24,822
♪ I got something to tell ya ♪
485
00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:25,892
♪ Can ya dig it ♪
486
00:30:26,025 --> 00:30:29,328
♪ When life kicks you around ♪
487
00:30:29,495 --> 00:30:32,431
♪ There's no need
to be stressed, yeah ♪
488
00:30:32,531 --> 00:30:35,001
♪ When you're in it,
just gotta turn that frown ♪
489
00:30:35,101 --> 00:30:36,968
- ♪ Upside down...
- So, uh,
490
00:30:36,969 --> 00:30:38,803
what was that back in Newtown?
491
00:30:38,804 --> 00:30:40,539
Was that my sister?
492
00:30:40,639 --> 00:30:42,008
Kind of?
493
00:30:44,010 --> 00:30:45,544
Why was she all vampirey?
494
00:30:45,711 --> 00:30:50,515
♪ Welcome to my secret
to life ♪
495
00:30:50,516 --> 00:30:52,784
And it's not just
my impeccable style.
496
00:30:52,885 --> 00:30:56,588
♪ Smile,
it doesn't cost a thing to ♪
497
00:30:56,755 --> 00:31:00,059
♪ Smile, it can cure anything ♪
498
00:31:00,226 --> 00:31:01,727
♪ Just smile ♪
499
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:03,694
♪ While we're together ♪
500
00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:06,732
♪ We all dance all night
with pearly white lightning ♪
501
00:31:06,832 --> 00:31:10,002
♪ You can cry,
but don't stop smiling ♪
502
00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:13,405
Piper kicked me out of
the official Kid Danger
503
00:31:13,505 --> 00:31:15,506
FakeBook fan group
because she posted a pic
504
00:31:15,507 --> 00:31:17,576
and I said she "looked tired."
505
00:31:17,676 --> 00:31:19,878
I got mad and I wrote a story
where Piper's a vampire
506
00:31:19,979 --> 00:31:22,081
who kidnaps my sister.
You and I have to rescue her
507
00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:25,417
before she turns the town
into blood-sucking monsters.
508
00:31:25,584 --> 00:31:28,187
You made Piper
a vampire in your story?
509
00:31:28,354 --> 00:31:31,590
Uh, yeah. She kicked me
out of the Kid Danger fan club.
510
00:31:31,757 --> 00:31:33,825
Okay, well, turning anger
into art is cool--
511
00:31:33,926 --> 00:31:36,195
- That's what my therapist says.
- But why did that thing
512
00:31:36,295 --> 00:31:38,164
send us here to Shimmers?
513
00:31:39,698 --> 00:31:40,699
Piper?
514
00:31:42,268 --> 00:31:43,835
How is my sister in Swellview?
515
00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,905
- ♪ Smile...
- She's supposed to be
516
00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:49,708
visiting me in Dystopia.
517
00:31:50,709 --> 00:31:53,512
- Oh, no.
- ♪ It can cure anything
518
00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:54,880
♪ Just smile ♪
519
00:31:55,047 --> 00:31:56,782
♪ While we're together ♪
520
00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:59,451
- What's wrong with the RAD?
- Oh, nothing.
521
00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:01,553
You're hiding something.
No, I'm just gonna look.
522
00:32:01,653 --> 00:32:03,689
- I'll take a look.
- Go dance with Frankie--
523
00:32:04,790 --> 00:32:06,325
Okay, uh, what do we got here?
524
00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:09,495
It says, uh,
"Story Mode-- Locked."
525
00:32:12,965 --> 00:32:14,800
What does "Story Mode-- Locked"
mean?
526
00:32:14,967 --> 00:32:18,103
♪ You can cry,
but don't stop smiling ♪
527
00:32:19,471 --> 00:32:21,272
It could mean anything.
528
00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:25,044
Could it possibly mean that
it's locked... in story mode?
529
00:32:26,145 --> 00:32:27,513
How do we unlock it?
530
00:32:27,646 --> 00:32:29,915
I don't know, dude.
I didn't build this thing.
531
00:32:30,016 --> 00:32:31,517
I just stole it.
532
00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:34,286
You know, let me try something.
I'm pretty sure it will work.
533
00:32:34,386 --> 00:32:35,586
Okay.
534
00:32:35,587 --> 00:32:37,323
Unlock, you stupid RAD!
535
00:32:37,423 --> 00:32:39,025
No, no, no, no!
536
00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:46,165
This isn't the real Shimmers,
is it?
537
00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:48,334
Is it?
538
00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:50,302
Uh... ha.
539
00:32:50,436 --> 00:32:53,572
- Where are we?
- Well, remember how I told you
540
00:32:53,672 --> 00:32:56,575
that all my fan fictions
got mixed into the RAD?
541
00:32:56,675 --> 00:32:59,644
Well, something
must have happened to it
542
00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:01,813
during your little fight
with Coach Cregg.
543
00:33:01,947 --> 00:33:05,884
So now the screen won't unlock,
and we might be, like,
544
00:33:06,018 --> 00:33:08,354
trapped in my stories.
545
00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:12,324
Uh, good news.
This story's a banger.
546
00:33:12,458 --> 00:33:13,725
Wrote it 'cause I felt bad
547
00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:15,861
for always being better
than Gemma.
548
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,063
At what?
549
00:33:17,229 --> 00:33:20,032
Ha. At everything.
She lives in my shadow.
550
00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:23,135
But in this story
you're not a superhero.
551
00:33:23,235 --> 00:33:25,071
You're just a sidekick.
552
00:33:25,237 --> 00:33:27,506
To Captain Man. Yeah.
553
00:33:27,606 --> 00:33:29,674
Where is he?
Maybe-maybe we can find him.
554
00:33:29,675 --> 00:33:31,676
- Maybe he can get us outta here.
- N-no. No.
555
00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:34,380
I never wrote Captain Man
into any of my stories.
556
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:37,316
- It was always just you and me.
- Oh, so just you and me.
557
00:33:37,416 --> 00:33:40,119
Or, occasionally,
you and someone else.
558
00:33:44,090 --> 00:33:45,191
Who?
559
00:33:45,324 --> 00:33:47,593
Oh, such a fun twist.
560
00:33:47,759 --> 00:33:50,429
Who am I sidekick to?
561
00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:53,899
Look, everyone.
It's Captain 'Stache!
562
00:33:53,999 --> 00:33:56,168
Oh, my God,
it's Captain 'Stache!
563
00:34:03,008 --> 00:34:05,077
If you wanna get
this party started,
564
00:34:05,177 --> 00:34:06,612
you simply...
565
00:34:06,745 --> 00:34:08,514
mus-tache.
566
00:34:10,216 --> 00:34:12,016
Jasper?
567
00:34:12,017 --> 00:34:14,620
You made me sidekick
568
00:34:14,753 --> 00:34:16,155
to Jasper?
569
00:34:17,289 --> 00:34:19,258
I flipped the script
and I wrote a story
570
00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:22,128
where you're the sidekick and
your best friend is the hero.
571
00:34:22,228 --> 00:34:23,429
Oh, that's-that's really nice.
572
00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:25,297
Stand back, party people.
573
00:34:32,271 --> 00:34:33,871
Oh, my God, he can fly.
574
00:34:33,872 --> 00:34:36,475
- Well, yeah, flying's cool.
- I know it's cool.
575
00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:38,977
It's the coolest superpower.
Why do you think I'm always
576
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:41,247
jumping in from rooftops?
So the enemy thinks I can--
577
00:34:41,347 --> 00:34:43,748
I gotta get outta here-- I'm
going home, back to Dystopia.
578
00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:46,652
- No, I don't think I can fix--
- Wait. Wait. You're not smiling.
579
00:34:46,785 --> 00:34:47,953
Why is that?
580
00:34:48,053 --> 00:34:48,987
Uh...
581
00:34:49,155 --> 00:34:50,789
it's 'cause I'm upset.
582
00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:52,624
- No worries. I got you.
- What? No--
583
00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:55,227
- Frankini!
- No, no, I'm good--
584
00:34:55,361 --> 00:34:56,662
Frankini-tini?
585
00:34:56,762 --> 00:34:58,264
My brother needs
some gas in his goose.
586
00:34:58,397 --> 00:35:00,299
- Clearly.
- Can we get a table,
587
00:35:00,399 --> 00:35:01,933
some tacos, and a slow jam?
588
00:35:02,067 --> 00:35:03,902
- I think I'm gonna go.
- How can I say no
589
00:35:04,002 --> 00:35:04,870
to that beautiful face?
590
00:35:04,970 --> 00:35:08,307
Whoo! Oh, yeah! Captain 'Stache.
591
00:35:09,908 --> 00:35:12,311
- Um...
- Tables!
592
00:35:12,411 --> 00:35:14,446
- Look out!
- You know what, I'm, uh,
593
00:35:14,546 --> 00:35:16,982
- I got a thing.
- Tacos!
594
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:19,117
Those look good, but I just--
595
00:35:19,218 --> 00:35:20,585
- I-I just--
- And...
596
00:35:20,586 --> 00:35:23,087
- ...I just ate.
- A slow jam.
597
00:35:23,088 --> 00:35:24,290
♪ Ooh ♪
598
00:35:24,390 --> 00:35:26,123
I approve!
599
00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:27,693
♪ Ooh ooh ooh... ♪
600
00:35:27,793 --> 00:35:30,762
Little guy always feels better
after he eats.
601
00:35:30,862 --> 00:35:33,031
Why are you talking to me
like I'm a baby?
602
00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:35,066
I'm not a baby, okay?
I'm a grownup.
603
00:35:35,167 --> 00:35:36,802
And I got grownup problems,
604
00:35:36,902 --> 00:35:39,305
and eating this taco
isn't gonna make me feel better.
605
00:35:39,438 --> 00:35:42,040
Oh, my God,
I feel so much better.
606
00:35:42,174 --> 00:35:45,411
Make room for Captain 'Stache.
607
00:35:47,346 --> 00:35:49,047
Oh, my God,
I feel so much worse.
608
00:35:49,181 --> 00:35:52,284
Out of all your universes,
that thing had to send us here?
609
00:35:52,384 --> 00:35:54,253
- I mean--
- W-what does he mean,
610
00:35:54,353 --> 00:35:55,754
"your universes"?
611
00:35:55,854 --> 00:35:57,956
What's the doohickey
on the table?
612
00:36:00,959 --> 00:36:03,429
- You-- mm...
- You wanna tell him?
613
00:36:04,129 --> 00:36:05,162
Okay.
614
00:36:06,798 --> 00:36:09,801
So... I kinda wrote
these stories
615
00:36:09,901 --> 00:36:12,571
where Henry and I
fight crime together.
616
00:36:14,540 --> 00:36:16,375
And now we're stuck
in my fan fiction.
617
00:36:16,475 --> 00:36:19,044
And I really wanna get back
to Dystopia.
618
00:36:19,144 --> 00:36:20,546
So...
619
00:36:20,646 --> 00:36:24,515
we're just figments
of-of this girl's imagination?
620
00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:27,419
Am I the only one having
an existential crisis right now?
621
00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:29,421
So you're saying
there's another reality
622
00:36:29,588 --> 00:36:32,458
where I don't have a mustache?
623
00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:35,827
Anyway, while you were talking,
624
00:36:35,927 --> 00:36:37,996
I got an idea.
625
00:36:38,096 --> 00:36:39,231
We're in Swellview, right?
626
00:36:39,365 --> 00:36:41,233
I mean... kind of.
627
00:36:41,367 --> 00:36:42,801
- Indeed.
- Okay.
628
00:36:42,901 --> 00:36:44,336
So there's gotta be
a Schwoz here.
629
00:36:44,470 --> 00:36:47,072
Schwoz can fix anything.
So all we gotta do
630
00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:49,140
is find Schwoz,
he can fix the RAD,
631
00:36:49,241 --> 00:36:51,643
and we can get back
to our realities
632
00:36:51,743 --> 00:36:53,912
and you can write
whatever stories you want.
633
00:36:54,012 --> 00:36:55,681
What is a Schwoz?
634
00:36:55,781 --> 00:36:58,250
He's the science genius
who lives in the Man Cave.
635
00:36:58,384 --> 00:37:00,452
You mean the 'Stache House.
636
00:37:01,119 --> 00:37:03,389
Whatever.
Point is, he can fix anything.
637
00:37:03,489 --> 00:37:05,190
Okay? So...
638
00:37:07,759 --> 00:37:08,727
Where is he?
639
00:37:08,860 --> 00:37:10,762
I-I-I've never heard of
a Schwoz.
640
00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:12,598
- Me neither.
- Yeah, I never found out
641
00:37:12,698 --> 00:37:14,065
about anyone named Schwoz.
642
00:37:14,199 --> 00:37:16,768
Cute name, but I'd never put him
into any of my stories.
643
00:37:16,902 --> 00:37:19,237
Okay. Now I'm having
an existential crisis.
644
00:37:19,371 --> 00:37:20,639
Frankini-tini?
645
00:37:20,772 --> 00:37:22,441
- Thanks.
- Okay, hang on, though.
646
00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:25,611
I didn't write about every
single person at this party,
647
00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:27,946
but there's tons of people here.
648
00:37:28,046 --> 00:37:29,147
Right?
649
00:37:29,315 --> 00:37:30,949
Yeah. Yeah.
650
00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:35,621
Well, I'll bet the RAD changes
whatever I changed in my stories
651
00:37:35,721 --> 00:37:38,390
and then fills in the rest
of the blanks with reality.
652
00:37:38,490 --> 00:37:39,625
Hmm.
653
00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:41,026
So-- wait.
654
00:37:41,126 --> 00:37:43,662
You're saying
that there's gotta be a Schwoz
655
00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:45,497
somewhere in this universe?
656
00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:47,032
Might be.
657
00:37:50,402 --> 00:37:51,570
Schwoz!
658
00:37:55,707 --> 00:37:57,343
Schwoz!
659
00:37:57,443 --> 00:37:58,477
Yo!
660
00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:05,884
Schwoz!
661
00:38:05,984 --> 00:38:07,653
Yo!
662
00:38:14,893 --> 00:38:16,595
- Schwoz!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
663
00:38:16,695 --> 00:38:18,095
Get off of me!
664
00:38:18,096 --> 00:38:20,832
- How do you know my name?
- 'Cause in another universe,
665
00:38:20,932 --> 00:38:22,768
you're one of my best friends.
Oh, my God!
666
00:38:22,868 --> 00:38:24,802
- I can't believe I found you.
- All right.
667
00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:27,373
Look, pal, get offa me.
I don't know who you are,
668
00:38:27,473 --> 00:38:30,609
but in this universe
I'm a plate scraper, so...
669
00:38:30,709 --> 00:38:32,810
- get outta here.
- Uh...
670
00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:36,113
Listen. I need your help.
671
00:38:36,114 --> 00:38:38,249
If I keep talking to you,
I'm gonna get fired,
672
00:38:38,350 --> 00:38:40,919
and my probation officer's
gonna throw me back in jail.
673
00:38:42,521 --> 00:38:43,855
You went to jail?
674
00:38:43,989 --> 00:38:46,958
Yeah. I stole
a little plutonium.
675
00:38:47,058 --> 00:38:49,861
That stupid mustache guy
and his sidekick caught me.
676
00:38:49,995 --> 00:38:52,830
Uh... oh, yeah, those-
those guys are turds.
677
00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:56,267
Look, what's a plate scraper
like you stealing plutonium for?
678
00:38:58,437 --> 00:39:01,239
'Cause plate scraper
ain't all I can do in this world
679
00:39:01,573 --> 00:39:02,541
- all right?
- Okay.
680
00:39:03,074 --> 00:39:05,210
Maybe I'm not so stupid
like my teachers thought, okay?
681
00:39:05,377 --> 00:39:08,479
Maybe I can build a more
fuel-efficient nuclear reactor
682
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,682
in my cousin's basement
than any of your fancy
683
00:39:10,782 --> 00:39:12,384
Ivy League scientists!
684
00:39:12,518 --> 00:39:13,851
Even in Missy's fan fiction,
685
00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:16,087
you're still one of the smartest
people ever, Schwoz.
686
00:39:16,221 --> 00:39:17,522
Yeah. Schwozdang right, I am.
687
00:39:17,523 --> 00:39:19,324
Uh, language!
688
00:39:19,425 --> 00:39:21,593
Sorry, Frankini.
689
00:39:21,727 --> 00:39:23,494
Listen, um,
690
00:39:23,495 --> 00:39:24,996
I, uh,
691
00:39:25,096 --> 00:39:27,433
I need you to take a look
at a device.
692
00:39:29,234 --> 00:39:30,969
What kind of device?
693
00:39:40,812 --> 00:39:43,982
Aren't you the guy I captured
stealing plutonium?
694
00:39:46,985 --> 00:39:49,421
You wanna go for round two, bud,
this time
695
00:39:49,521 --> 00:39:51,423
- without your sidekick?
- Ah, no, no, no, no.
696
00:39:51,557 --> 00:39:52,924
It's cool, Captain 'Stache.
697
00:39:53,058 --> 00:39:55,192
He said that the guy
who stole the plutonium
698
00:39:55,193 --> 00:39:56,962
was just his, uh,
his twin brother.
699
00:39:57,796 --> 00:40:00,799
Ah. My apologies,
law-abiding citizen.
700
00:40:03,301 --> 00:40:06,271
All right, can you fix this?
I gotta get back to Dystopia.
701
00:40:11,276 --> 00:40:14,713
No. I forgot Coach Cregg
shows up at this one.
702
00:40:18,884 --> 00:40:21,553
I demand to know
who made that piercing sound
703
00:40:21,653 --> 00:40:24,255
which was so off-key.
704
00:40:24,389 --> 00:40:25,657
I did.
705
00:40:25,791 --> 00:40:27,592
Now, drop
706
00:40:27,593 --> 00:40:31,429
and give me 900 push-ups!
707
00:40:31,563 --> 00:40:32,964
Okay.
708
00:40:34,733 --> 00:40:35,734
One,
709
00:40:35,834 --> 00:40:36,868
two...
710
00:40:39,337 --> 00:40:41,906
Yes. It seems we have
an unwelcome guest
711
00:40:41,907 --> 00:40:44,810
who I... mus-tache to leave.
712
00:40:46,377 --> 00:40:47,813
You had to make him fly.
713
00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:50,816
Just... go help Captain 'Stache.
714
00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:53,218
Uh, no. We got RAD.
We got Schwoz.
715
00:40:53,318 --> 00:40:54,419
We're going home.
716
00:40:54,553 --> 00:40:56,221
I think he'll, uh,
handle it on his own.
717
00:40:56,321 --> 00:40:58,255
- He's got it.
- I require assistance.
718
00:40:58,256 --> 00:41:01,693
- Has anybody seen my sidekick?
- Yeah, okay.
719
00:41:01,827 --> 00:41:04,663
You better change
into your uniform.
720
00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:05,831
Uh...
721
00:41:07,833 --> 00:41:09,501
- Here.
- What? What's this?
722
00:41:09,601 --> 00:41:11,636
Oh. It's how you change
into your uniform.
723
00:41:11,637 --> 00:41:13,839
I figured in real life
you had a cool way to transform,
724
00:41:13,939 --> 00:41:15,841
but in my stories,
you chug a can of soda
725
00:41:15,941 --> 00:41:18,143
- and boom-- sidekick.
- Yeah!
726
00:41:18,276 --> 00:41:21,779
That's actually pretty close
to how we, uh...
727
00:41:21,780 --> 00:41:23,381
Celery Soda? What--
728
00:41:23,515 --> 00:41:25,517
- Yeah.
- W-what is Celery Soda?
729
00:41:25,651 --> 00:41:28,186
Uh, soda that tastes
like celery?
730
00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:29,621
Oh, no.
731
00:41:29,721 --> 00:41:32,023
Okay, it's just cheap and my mom
buys a lot of it.
732
00:41:32,157 --> 00:41:34,192
Now, go.
Captain 'Stache needs help.
733
00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:36,695
- I, uh--
- Go, go!
734
00:41:36,828 --> 00:41:38,597
- Go, go!
- Don't do that. Don't do it.
735
00:41:38,697 --> 00:41:40,398
Okay, you want me to do it?
736
00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:42,332
- All right, I'll do it!
- Go, go, go, go!
737
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:46,371
I'll do it! But you gotta say it
a whole lot louder!
738
00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:49,474
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
739
00:41:49,575 --> 00:41:51,577
Go, go, go, go!
740
00:42:00,686 --> 00:42:02,921
Do you hate me?
Is that what it is?
741
00:42:03,088 --> 00:42:05,090
No. You're Lord Lolli,
Captain 'Stache's
742
00:42:05,223 --> 00:42:06,992
wealthy, loyal sidekick.
743
00:42:07,092 --> 00:42:09,728
This is how rich people
used to dress their kids.
744
00:42:09,828 --> 00:42:12,263
- Uh, I wanna go home.
- Well, you can't forget about
745
00:42:12,430 --> 00:42:14,199
your secret weapon,
the Lolli Smacker.
746
00:42:14,332 --> 00:42:15,701
- Uh, no.
- You kinda have to-- I know.
747
00:42:15,801 --> 00:42:17,936
- Thank you. I'm gonna go.
- You're his sidekick.
748
00:42:18,069 --> 00:42:20,405
- It's a hard pass for me.
- You gotta go help him.
749
00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:22,173
It's gonna be... a no.
750
00:42:22,273 --> 00:42:24,041
- Do you hear that?
- He's doing all right.
751
00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:25,911
- He's getting hurt.
- No, he's-- he's fine.
752
00:42:26,044 --> 00:42:27,646
"A superhero
always answers a call."
753
00:42:27,746 --> 00:42:29,380
Ah! Fine.
754
00:42:29,514 --> 00:42:31,950
- Lord Lolli!
- Hate it when people
755
00:42:32,083 --> 00:42:33,418
use my words against me.
756
00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:36,454
Time to shave your 'stache!
757
00:42:43,829 --> 00:42:46,898
It may not be Christmas, but...
758
00:42:47,032 --> 00:42:49,534
I'm about to deck your face
with boughs of lolli.
759
00:42:49,668 --> 00:42:51,937
Ooh!
760
00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:56,507
This, uh, this doesn't have
any superpowers?
761
00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:59,645
That would have been
a good idea.
762
00:42:59,778 --> 00:43:01,913
Just a-just a regular lollipop?
763
00:43:02,047 --> 00:43:04,716
Well, I wrote this
when I was five.
764
00:43:10,856 --> 00:43:12,290
Hi.
765
00:43:25,470 --> 00:43:26,738
Oh, good.
766
00:43:26,838 --> 00:43:28,139
Oh!
767
00:43:34,312 --> 00:43:36,748
♪ I want candy ♪
768
00:43:38,283 --> 00:43:40,485
♪ I want candy ♪
769
00:43:43,354 --> 00:43:45,223
Ooh!
770
00:43:47,659 --> 00:43:48,894
Aah!
771
00:43:51,663 --> 00:43:53,732
♪ I want candy ♪
772
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:57,535
♪ I want candy ♪
773
00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:00,772
♪ I want candy ♪
774
00:44:00,872 --> 00:44:03,641
Aah!
775
00:44:03,742 --> 00:44:04,942
- Yeah!
- ♪ Hey ♪
776
00:44:04,943 --> 00:44:06,644
You like that? Yeah!
777
00:44:06,745 --> 00:44:08,445
- ♪ Hey
- Yeah!
778
00:44:08,446 --> 00:44:09,848
♪ Hey ♪
779
00:44:12,350 --> 00:44:14,786
Who wants a high five? Yeah!
780
00:44:14,886 --> 00:44:17,055
You? You do?
781
00:44:19,825 --> 00:44:22,227
Perfect distraction technique,
Lord Lolli.
782
00:44:22,828 --> 00:44:24,629
How do I get out of this thing?
783
00:44:24,730 --> 00:44:27,331
And don't tell me I gotta drink
more Celery Soda.
784
00:44:27,332 --> 00:44:29,467
There should be another can
in your tights.
785
00:44:32,070 --> 00:44:34,405
Yeah. I'm not doing that.
786
00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:36,708
Uh. I'm learning a lot from you.
787
00:44:57,395 --> 00:44:59,564
- What's this?
- A gold star.
788
00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:02,700
Uh... I still have questions.
789
00:45:04,736 --> 00:45:06,503
Well, in this story,
790
00:45:06,504 --> 00:45:09,841
you have a hard time constantly
living in Jasper's shadow.
791
00:45:09,941 --> 00:45:13,710
So I started giving you
gold stars after missions.
792
00:45:13,711 --> 00:45:17,415
You know, just to let you know
that someone appreciates you.
793
00:45:25,123 --> 00:45:26,891
That's weird.
794
00:45:26,892 --> 00:45:28,927
What's weird?
795
00:45:30,762 --> 00:45:32,463
Well...
796
00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:34,865
back in reality...
797
00:45:34,866 --> 00:45:37,769
real reality...
798
00:45:39,437 --> 00:45:41,506
Jasper's always living
in my shadow.
799
00:45:43,141 --> 00:45:46,644
Mm. Does anyone give Jasper
gold stars?
800
00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:50,081
Nope.
801
00:45:50,648 --> 00:45:53,952
Yo! I think I got this
thing figured out.
802
00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:57,555
All right.
803
00:45:59,290 --> 00:46:00,959
Okay. So,
804
00:46:01,092 --> 00:46:03,628
basically, the only data
that was on here
805
00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:07,065
when it got all busted
was this chick's stories
806
00:46:07,165 --> 00:46:09,901
which essentially
turned it into a...
807
00:46:10,001 --> 00:46:11,636
closed system.
808
00:46:11,736 --> 00:46:14,604
So now you can only jump
from story to story.
809
00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:16,507
- Can you fix it?
- Let me ask you.
810
00:46:16,641 --> 00:46:19,644
Did there used to be like
a crystal or something there?
811
00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:23,314
It's... showtime!
812
00:46:23,448 --> 00:46:26,151
No hiding in the kitchen
during my next song.
813
00:46:26,317 --> 00:46:28,286
- Everybody out.
- Can you just--
814
00:46:28,419 --> 00:46:30,688
- Just give us a minute, okay?
- I don't have a minute.
815
00:46:30,822 --> 00:46:32,223
Look, we need to fix this thing.
816
00:46:32,323 --> 00:46:33,758
You can fix it when I'm done.
817
00:46:33,892 --> 00:46:35,493
We need to fix it now.
818
00:46:35,626 --> 00:46:38,997
I will not be upstaged
by some boring little boom box.
819
00:46:39,097 --> 00:46:40,798
- I'm not upstaging you.
- Just give it to me.
820
00:46:40,932 --> 00:46:42,868
- Let go of the RAD.
- I hate it, and I wanna
821
00:46:43,001 --> 00:46:46,204
- throw it away.
- No, no, no, no!
822
00:46:52,878 --> 00:46:56,647
♪ So we can fly ♪
823
00:46:56,747 --> 00:46:59,617
♪ High ♪
824
00:46:59,717 --> 00:47:01,618
♪ Up, up and away ♪
825
00:47:01,619 --> 00:47:03,620
- ♪ In my beautiful...
- What is happening?
826
00:47:03,621 --> 00:47:06,091
I made us cartoon characters
for this story.
827
00:47:06,191 --> 00:47:09,027
I wrote it right after
I had dental surgery.
828
00:47:09,127 --> 00:47:11,296
Yeah, I hadn't recovered
from the medicine yet.
829
00:47:11,396 --> 00:47:13,164
Frankini's in this one.
830
00:47:13,698 --> 00:47:16,701
Oh! I don't wanna be a cow.
831
00:47:17,903 --> 00:47:19,470
Hit the button.
832
00:47:25,276 --> 00:47:27,344
So, we back in Newtown?
833
00:47:27,345 --> 00:47:29,346
- Uh, I think so.
- Yeah.
834
00:47:29,347 --> 00:47:31,983
Aw, why'd the thing
bring him here too?
835
00:47:32,083 --> 00:47:34,419
'Cause I'm fabulous,
and even the machine knows it.
836
00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:35,954
'Cause it takes
whoever's touching it
837
00:47:36,054 --> 00:47:38,423
and whoever they're touching
and whoever they're touching
838
00:47:38,523 --> 00:47:40,291
- and whoever they're touching.
- What...
839
00:47:40,391 --> 00:47:42,928
is this awful place?
840
00:47:43,061 --> 00:47:45,263
Oh. This is Newtown.
841
00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:47,432
Uh, that's actually my house.
842
00:47:47,598 --> 00:47:50,401
Ah. And it's...
843
00:47:50,501 --> 00:47:52,403
amazing.
844
00:47:52,503 --> 00:47:54,239
But what happened
to my fabulous party?
845
00:47:54,372 --> 00:47:56,274
I told you not to hit
the button.
846
00:47:56,407 --> 00:47:57,943
Actually, we just said no a lot.
847
00:47:58,076 --> 00:48:00,378
Well, someone hit it again.
I wanna go back to my party.
848
00:48:00,478 --> 00:48:02,546
Schwoz was about to tell us
how to fix the RAD--
849
00:48:02,547 --> 00:48:04,014
- Let's go back. Just go.
- No. No.
850
00:48:04,015 --> 00:48:06,217
- I don't think--
- Just push the button.
851
00:48:06,351 --> 00:48:08,719
- Just hit the button.
- The one in the front.
852
00:48:08,853 --> 00:48:10,088
I can't-- Just listen to me!
853
00:48:10,221 --> 00:48:12,257
I think when you hit the button,
854
00:48:12,357 --> 00:48:14,492
it just picks one of my stories
at random
855
00:48:14,592 --> 00:48:15,961
and sends you there.
856
00:48:16,094 --> 00:48:18,296
We can't guarantee it'll
send us back to your party.
857
00:48:18,429 --> 00:48:20,465
- It can't be worse than here.
- Really?
858
00:48:20,565 --> 00:48:22,032
Because one time I wrote a story
859
00:48:22,033 --> 00:48:25,336
where Kid Danger and I fight
sharks in the Arctic Ocean.
860
00:48:25,436 --> 00:48:27,305
I wrote another about
an awful place
861
00:48:27,438 --> 00:48:29,107
called The Gray Zone.
You'd hate it.
862
00:48:29,207 --> 00:48:31,176
Honey, I was born in--
863
00:48:31,276 --> 00:48:33,144
No. She said The Gray Zone.
864
00:48:33,278 --> 00:48:35,981
Oh. Yes, well,
that does sound awful.
865
00:48:36,114 --> 00:48:37,448
Listen here, missy...
866
00:48:37,582 --> 00:48:40,118
- Wait. How do you know her name?
- I don't know her name.
867
00:48:40,218 --> 00:48:41,987
I was being condescending
and disrespectful.
868
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:44,622
Now, I have no idea what the two
of you are talking about--
869
00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:46,590
Schwoozes and sharks
and stories--
870
00:48:46,591 --> 00:48:49,860
- I can-I can explain.
- And I don't care to know.
871
00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:52,863
I'm off to find better lighting.
872
00:48:54,799 --> 00:48:55,833
You two--
873
00:48:55,967 --> 00:48:57,735
find a way to get me
back to my party.
874
00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:03,940
But not too soon.
875
00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:06,311
I want them to miss me.
876
00:49:06,444 --> 00:49:08,313
I would also like to get back,
find Schwoz,
877
00:49:08,413 --> 00:49:10,948
- and get back to Dystopia.
- We've got bigger problems.
878
00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:16,454
Come on, I just beat that guy.
How is he back?
879
00:49:16,587 --> 00:49:19,290
Actually, he's in a lot
of my stories-- like this one
880
00:49:19,457 --> 00:49:22,927
where your vampire sister
is gonna go into my house
881
00:49:23,028 --> 00:49:24,695
and kidnap my sister.
882
00:49:26,831 --> 00:49:28,633
- Let me talk to her.
- Uh-uh--
883
00:49:28,733 --> 00:49:31,036
Hey! Piper.
884
00:49:31,202 --> 00:49:33,171
What's going on?
885
00:49:34,405 --> 00:49:36,574
It's me, your big bro?
886
00:49:37,708 --> 00:49:41,279
Why-- why you looking at me
like that?
887
00:49:45,183 --> 00:49:47,552
Slay. The house. Down.
888
00:49:47,718 --> 00:49:48,719
Go, go, go.
889
00:49:48,886 --> 00:49:50,455
You are a whole vibe.
890
00:49:50,555 --> 00:49:51,956
It's giving...
891
00:49:52,057 --> 00:49:54,025
evil vampire realness.
892
00:49:54,159 --> 00:49:56,727
It's giving undead
majestic queen.
893
00:49:56,861 --> 00:49:59,064
It's giving hot girl vamp power!
894
00:49:59,197 --> 00:50:01,566
Honey, you can drink my blood
anytime.
895
00:50:01,732 --> 00:50:03,068
Don't look.
896
00:50:05,503 --> 00:50:06,737
Ow!
897
00:50:07,805 --> 00:50:10,375
I didn't actually mean that!
898
00:50:29,060 --> 00:50:31,028
Oh, kiddies.
899
00:50:32,397 --> 00:50:34,932
Care to join Bite Club?
900
00:50:35,032 --> 00:50:39,003
It's... to die for.
901
00:50:39,104 --> 00:50:41,939
- This is not good.
- At least Frankini's not whining
902
00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:44,475
- about his party anymore.
- That's what I mean.
903
00:50:44,575 --> 00:50:46,944
She twisted his mind.
Now all he cares about
904
00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:49,280
is turning other people
into vampires.
905
00:50:49,414 --> 00:50:50,881
Henry...
906
00:50:51,015 --> 00:50:54,919
Don't you want to fang out
with us?
907
00:50:55,052 --> 00:50:58,589
Come out, come out, we're...
908
00:50:58,723 --> 00:51:00,425
bloody fantastic.
909
00:51:00,991 --> 00:51:03,661
See? If they bite us,
we'll turn into vampires.
910
00:51:03,761 --> 00:51:06,530
Our minds will change,
and we'll never wanna go back
911
00:51:06,531 --> 00:51:08,633
to the real world ever again.
912
00:51:08,766 --> 00:51:12,137
We'll be stuck in this reality
forever.
913
00:51:12,270 --> 00:51:13,971
This is bad.
914
00:51:14,105 --> 00:51:16,207
Just need a second to think--
915
00:51:17,775 --> 00:51:19,310
Don't worry. I locked the door.
916
00:51:22,580 --> 00:51:23,881
Okay, now you should worry.
917
00:51:30,288 --> 00:51:33,224
Where does that contraption
take you?
918
00:51:33,358 --> 00:51:35,759
- Other worlds, kinda.
- Nowhere.
919
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:38,396
Don't tell them that.
920
00:51:38,496 --> 00:51:40,498
Other worlds...
921
00:51:40,598 --> 00:51:42,167
- to conquer?
- You'd hate 'em.
922
00:51:42,300 --> 00:51:44,602
You should probably stay here
and not turn anybody else
923
00:51:44,702 --> 00:51:45,636
into vampires.
924
00:51:45,770 --> 00:51:48,005
- Give.
- Uh...
925
00:51:48,173 --> 00:51:49,507
no.
926
00:51:52,743 --> 00:51:53,778
Huh.
927
00:51:55,180 --> 00:51:56,947
I want that.
928
00:52:01,819 --> 00:52:03,554
Oh, that was close.
929
00:52:07,292 --> 00:52:08,926
So...
930
00:52:09,026 --> 00:52:10,828
where are we?
931
00:52:10,995 --> 00:52:13,598
Uh, I don't know yet.
932
00:52:13,698 --> 00:52:16,301
Well, at least we're safe.
933
00:52:16,834 --> 00:52:18,968
Henry, look out! Oh--
934
00:52:18,969 --> 00:52:20,937
Oh ha ha. Mother goose.
935
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:25,510
The Mounties are back,
and they got weapons.
936
00:52:25,643 --> 00:52:27,512
Let's keep close
to the barricades.
937
00:52:27,645 --> 00:52:29,079
- "The Mounties"?
- Oh, God.
938
00:52:29,180 --> 00:52:30,615
It's The Syrup Wars.
939
00:52:30,748 --> 00:52:33,351
Why can't you write one
where we chill on the couch?
940
00:52:33,518 --> 00:52:35,353
Because The Couch Wars
would be boring.
941
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:37,054
Not to me.
942
00:52:40,090 --> 00:52:42,193
- Just walk away, eh?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
943
00:52:42,293 --> 00:52:45,162
Just walk away, and we will
give you safe passage, eh?
944
00:52:47,198 --> 00:52:49,500
Just walk away
and we'll let you live.
945
00:52:49,634 --> 00:52:52,437
Just walk away and leave
your liquid gold behind.
946
00:52:52,537 --> 00:52:55,706
- Ah, ah-- s'il vous plaît.
- Yeah. Please.
947
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:57,141
Liquid gold?
948
00:52:57,275 --> 00:52:59,076
Maple syrup.
949
00:52:59,244 --> 00:53:02,947
In this story, a nuclear war
has scorched the entire planet.
950
00:53:03,047 --> 00:53:05,416
The people left behind
scrape out a brutal existence,
951
00:53:05,550 --> 00:53:08,719
scavenging for the leftovers
of human civilization.
952
00:53:08,819 --> 00:53:12,357
That right there is the last bit
of maple syrup left on Earth.
953
00:53:12,457 --> 00:53:15,360
We got it.
The Canadian Mounties want it.
954
00:53:16,227 --> 00:53:18,763
Are any of your fan fictions
not totally weird?
955
00:53:18,896 --> 00:53:20,565
No.
956
00:53:20,698 --> 00:53:22,933
Shut your syrupy mouth now!
957
00:53:23,067 --> 00:53:24,435
Incoming!
958
00:53:24,569 --> 00:53:26,170
Ah ha ha!
959
00:53:26,304 --> 00:53:29,674
- We're very sorry about that.
- Yeah, we're very sorry, eh?
960
00:53:29,774 --> 00:53:32,777
Yeah. We apologize
for our use of violence,
961
00:53:32,910 --> 00:53:35,380
but us Mounties, we need syrup!
962
00:53:35,513 --> 00:53:37,948
Don't Mounties need horses?
963
00:53:38,082 --> 00:53:41,051
They all took off during the war
'cause you ran outta syrup.
964
00:53:41,185 --> 00:53:43,187
We got plenty of
fresh flapjacks out here,
965
00:53:43,288 --> 00:53:45,423
but we can't eat 'em
without syrup, eh?
966
00:53:45,556 --> 00:53:46,857
Just eat 'em dry.
967
00:53:46,957 --> 00:53:48,459
You eat them dry!
968
00:53:48,593 --> 00:53:49,694
No, you eat 'em dry.
969
00:53:49,794 --> 00:53:51,762
That's so rude.
Wanna see what happens...
970
00:53:51,896 --> 00:53:53,364
- You're rude!
- ...when I do that?
971
00:53:53,464 --> 00:53:54,965
We don't have any syrup, eh?
Wah!
972
00:53:55,132 --> 00:53:57,668
Yeah! He doesn't like it!
973
00:53:57,768 --> 00:53:59,404
It's so dry, yeah?
974
00:53:59,537 --> 00:54:01,272
Crumble 'em in your mouth
and cry
975
00:54:01,439 --> 00:54:03,841
- like a bunch of babies.
- You eat 'em dry!
976
00:54:03,941 --> 00:54:06,444
- No, you eat 'em dry.
- Let's just give them the syrup.
977
00:54:06,544 --> 00:54:10,046
Then we can find Schwoz.
He can fix the RAD,
978
00:54:10,047 --> 00:54:11,516
and we can get back to reality.
979
00:54:11,616 --> 00:54:13,718
Because in this story,
we're waiting for "the Big Guy"
980
00:54:13,818 --> 00:54:16,420
to come with the truck that can
haul the syrup to California.
981
00:54:16,421 --> 00:54:18,221
We'll eat flapjacks with syrup
for a week
982
00:54:18,222 --> 00:54:20,691
before the Earth crashes
into the sun.
983
00:54:21,792 --> 00:54:23,461
I'm seriously worried about you.
984
00:54:23,628 --> 00:54:26,163
I'm in a much better place now.
985
00:54:26,297 --> 00:54:29,098
All right, we're outta weapons
and food, and those Mounties
986
00:54:29,099 --> 00:54:31,869
aren't going away
without a fight. You guys in?
987
00:54:32,703 --> 00:54:33,638
Ooh!
988
00:54:33,804 --> 00:54:35,740
Watch out, Henry.
989
00:54:41,479 --> 00:54:42,780
'Scuse me.
990
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:44,982
Son of a bus driver!
991
00:54:45,082 --> 00:54:46,283
Ah!
992
00:54:46,951 --> 00:54:49,119
- I'm in.
- Yep.
993
00:54:49,253 --> 00:54:52,189
- Aw. You guys are good friends.
- Yeah, well,
994
00:54:52,357 --> 00:54:54,624
we're actually not that
good of friends in Dystopia,
995
00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:57,027
but I'm not gonna leave him
to the syrup-crazed Mounties.
996
00:54:57,194 --> 00:54:59,430
What's Dystopia? What do you
mean we're not friends?
997
00:54:59,530 --> 00:55:01,666
What's that thing on your arm?
And what do you mean,
998
00:55:01,799 --> 00:55:04,034
we're not friends?
999
00:55:04,168 --> 00:55:06,337
Okay. This is gonna sound crazy.
1000
00:55:08,506 --> 00:55:10,775
So if there is a Schwoz
in this world,
1001
00:55:10,875 --> 00:55:13,277
and if we can find him,
then maybe he can help us
1002
00:55:13,378 --> 00:55:16,847
fix our RAD and get me and Henry
back to where we belong.
1003
00:55:17,848 --> 00:55:19,884
So, in this other world,
1004
00:55:19,984 --> 00:55:21,886
there's probably
a pretty good reason
1005
00:55:22,019 --> 00:55:24,054
why we're not friends anymore, right?
1006
00:55:24,188 --> 00:55:27,958
Like, I-I probably did
something terrible, right?
1007
00:55:28,058 --> 00:55:30,395
I kinda just...
1008
00:55:30,495 --> 00:55:32,397
got busy.
1009
00:55:33,998 --> 00:55:35,332
You got busy?
1010
00:55:36,401 --> 00:55:38,167
And famous.
1011
00:55:38,168 --> 00:55:39,870
Ow. Oof.
1012
00:55:39,970 --> 00:55:42,640
Not really any of my business,
but all he seems to do
1013
00:55:42,740 --> 00:55:44,241
is save your life
over and over again,
1014
00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:47,478
but you're just too busy and
famous to be friends with him?
1015
00:55:47,578 --> 00:55:51,048
Relax, okay? He hasn't saved my
life as much back in Dystopia.
1016
00:55:51,148 --> 00:55:52,750
What--
1017
00:55:52,850 --> 00:55:54,419
Whatever, all right?
1018
00:55:54,519 --> 00:55:56,853
You guys can go and find
this Schwoz guy.
1019
00:55:56,854 --> 00:55:58,188
Get your thing fixed,
1020
00:55:58,288 --> 00:55:59,990
and I'll fight the Mounties
by myself.
1021
00:56:00,124 --> 00:56:02,126
No.
1022
00:56:02,226 --> 00:56:05,162
We stand here... and we fight.
1023
00:56:11,268 --> 00:56:12,336
Ugh!
1024
00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:19,309
Sounds good.
1025
00:56:19,410 --> 00:56:21,412
So what's the plan?
1026
00:56:21,512 --> 00:56:24,949
How do we keep them out
until the Big Guy shows up?
1027
00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:28,552
Maybe we don't keep them out.
1028
00:56:28,553 --> 00:56:30,887
Maybe we let them in.
1029
00:56:30,888 --> 00:56:32,890
Let them in?
1030
00:56:34,291 --> 00:56:36,594
Okay. You're either gonna
love this plan
1031
00:56:36,694 --> 00:56:38,262
or think it's really dumb.
1032
00:56:38,429 --> 00:56:41,331
- Oh, yeah, flip her, bud.
- I like mine medium-rare, eh?
1033
00:56:41,432 --> 00:56:42,467
Oh, yeah.
1034
00:56:48,405 --> 00:56:51,476
- It's a little burnt, eh?
- It's called well-done.
1035
00:56:51,609 --> 00:56:52,810
Oh, yeah.
1036
00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:55,012
It's opening.
1037
00:56:55,112 --> 00:56:57,682
Oh, yeah, it's opening! Steeds!
1038
00:57:06,757 --> 00:57:08,859
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1039
00:57:11,496 --> 00:57:13,063
Dismount, eh?
1040
00:57:45,630 --> 00:57:47,665
♪ Well, you're a real
tough cookie ♪
1041
00:57:47,798 --> 00:57:49,834
♪ With a long history ♪
1042
00:57:49,967 --> 00:57:53,938
♪ Of breaking little hearts
like the one in me ♪
1043
00:57:54,038 --> 00:57:57,341
♪ That's okay,
let's see how you're doin' ♪
1044
00:57:57,474 --> 00:57:59,143
♪ Put up your dukes ♪
1045
00:57:59,309 --> 00:58:01,145
♪ Let's get down to it ♪
1046
00:58:01,245 --> 00:58:04,849
- ♪ Hit me with your best shot
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
1047
00:58:04,949 --> 00:58:06,584
♪ Hit me with your best shot ♪
1048
00:58:07,217 --> 00:58:08,818
Aah!
1049
00:58:08,819 --> 00:58:10,521
♪ Hit me with your best shot ♪
1050
00:58:10,621 --> 00:58:13,456
Oh!
1051
00:58:13,457 --> 00:58:15,325
Right in the hockey pucks.
1052
00:58:15,492 --> 00:58:17,261
♪ Away-ay-ay ♪
1053
00:58:20,030 --> 00:58:22,332
Distraction technique!
1054
00:58:33,678 --> 00:58:36,747
- Dude, did you see his face?
- I saw-- I saw it.
1055
00:58:36,847 --> 00:58:38,916
- Come on, man. Come on!
- Just-- whoo!
1056
00:58:39,049 --> 00:58:40,985
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what we do!
1057
00:58:41,085 --> 00:58:43,220
- Let's go!
- You want me to let them out
1058
00:58:43,387 --> 00:58:45,155
- so you can do it again?
- No.
1059
00:58:45,255 --> 00:58:47,892
We finally got syrup!
Don't let it get to waste.
1060
00:58:48,025 --> 00:58:50,427
Oh, that's good. Oh, yeah.
1061
00:58:50,561 --> 00:58:52,462
Where's that flapjack?
1062
00:59:04,074 --> 00:59:07,344
You know, Missy had a good plan.
1063
00:59:07,444 --> 00:59:09,378
Yeah. She's got potential.
1064
00:59:11,749 --> 00:59:13,117
Hey, Missy.
1065
00:59:13,250 --> 00:59:15,419
You keep saying
distraction technique,
1066
00:59:15,519 --> 00:59:16,887
but you're using it wrong.
1067
00:59:17,021 --> 00:59:19,055
Distraction technique
is when you make the bad guys
1068
00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:20,758
think that they're getting
what they want
1069
00:59:20,891 --> 00:59:22,660
but, really, you're getting
what you want.
1070
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:25,562
Oh, got it. Thanks, boss.
1071
00:59:25,696 --> 00:59:28,032
Not your boss.
1072
00:59:28,165 --> 00:59:29,433
Okay, boss.
1073
00:59:30,267 --> 00:59:33,938
You know, I haven't seen you
this happy in a long time.
1074
00:59:34,071 --> 00:59:36,040
I just got here.
1075
00:59:36,140 --> 00:59:37,775
Yeah. That's a fair point.
1076
00:59:49,186 --> 00:59:51,021
Big Guy's here.
1077
01:00:29,894 --> 01:00:31,896
Ooh!
1078
01:00:33,297 --> 01:00:35,432
Never mind the box o' toys.
1079
01:00:35,532 --> 01:00:39,303
Me sad and sorry 'ere
is still a lad in the plaid.
1080
01:00:39,436 --> 01:00:41,038
Schwoz.
1081
01:00:58,956 --> 01:01:00,691
Aw, it's good to see you.
1082
01:01:06,096 --> 01:01:08,165
Deadline crews:
1083
01:01:08,298 --> 01:01:10,034
your squeaky clean
is in the pink.
1084
01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:11,501
But have a butcher's 'ere.
1085
01:01:11,635 --> 01:01:15,005
Some sticky finger skeeved off
with the crown jewels.
1086
01:01:15,139 --> 01:01:18,542
Neo-Dymium.
Coals and cokes, innit?
1087
01:01:18,709 --> 01:01:20,811
Story mode is in the tower.
1088
01:01:20,945 --> 01:01:22,612
Definite article? Odds and ends?
1089
01:01:22,713 --> 01:01:24,381
Zed bruvs, fishnets.
1090
01:01:24,514 --> 01:01:26,315
Leather.
1091
01:01:26,316 --> 01:01:28,685
Oh, you-you-you understand him?
1092
01:01:28,819 --> 01:01:30,320
'Course.
1093
01:01:30,420 --> 01:01:33,090
The machine works fine,
just someone stole
1094
01:01:33,190 --> 01:01:34,691
the Neo-Dymium crystal,
1095
01:01:34,825 --> 01:01:36,526
and now it's locked
in story mode.
1096
01:01:37,594 --> 01:01:41,065
Hey, your vampire queen sister
is wearing it as a necklace.
1097
01:01:41,198 --> 01:01:43,600
She must have stolen it
the first time she showed up.
1098
01:01:43,734 --> 01:01:47,104
Which is why this has been
locked in story mode ever since.
1099
01:01:52,743 --> 01:01:54,344
I'm sorry.
1100
01:01:58,082 --> 01:01:59,383
It's okay.
1101
01:01:59,516 --> 01:02:00,985
No, it's not.
1102
01:02:01,085 --> 01:02:03,487
This whole thing is my fault.
1103
01:02:03,587 --> 01:02:05,189
I wrote the stupid stories.
1104
01:02:05,322 --> 01:02:06,824
I stole the RAD.
1105
01:02:06,924 --> 01:02:09,493
I yanked you out
of your real life. I just--
1106
01:02:09,593 --> 01:02:11,595
Hey, your stories aren't stupid.
1107
01:02:11,762 --> 01:02:13,630
The animated one is.
1108
01:02:15,399 --> 01:02:17,401
Okay, yeah.
I don't love the animated one.
1109
01:02:17,534 --> 01:02:18,702
Hmm.
1110
01:02:19,904 --> 01:02:21,371
But...
1111
01:02:21,471 --> 01:02:23,707
you weren't trying
to mess my life up.
1112
01:02:24,641 --> 01:02:26,777
You were doing what
you thought you needed to do
1113
01:02:26,877 --> 01:02:27,878
to protect your town.
1114
01:02:31,281 --> 01:02:33,150
I know what that feels like.
1115
01:02:41,892 --> 01:02:43,927
If I get you that crystal,
1116
01:02:43,928 --> 01:02:45,695
can you fix it?
1117
01:02:46,596 --> 01:02:48,465
You lot nick the pig
from the stick,
1118
01:02:48,598 --> 01:02:51,434
these 'ands make pots and pans,
and Bob's your uncle.
1119
01:02:51,435 --> 01:02:53,303
A new day's a-dawnin'.
1120
01:02:53,437 --> 01:02:55,539
If we steal the crystal back,
he thinks maybe he can
1121
01:02:55,639 --> 01:02:57,707
reset the system
and everything should go back
1122
01:02:57,808 --> 01:02:59,343
to the way it was. Even better--
1123
01:02:59,476 --> 01:03:02,312
we don't all have to touch it
to go back to our worlds.
1124
01:03:08,685 --> 01:03:10,187
Okay, here's the plan.
1125
01:03:11,455 --> 01:03:13,157
We get Schwoz back to Newtown.
1126
01:03:13,290 --> 01:03:16,292
We get that crystal
from my vampire sister.
1127
01:03:16,293 --> 01:03:18,428
Schwoz repairs the RAD,
1128
01:03:18,528 --> 01:03:20,930
and I get back to Dystopia
where I belong.
1129
01:03:20,931 --> 01:03:23,433
The three of us
against Coach Cregg,
1130
01:03:23,533 --> 01:03:25,669
Vampiper, and Fangtini?
1131
01:03:26,436 --> 01:03:27,804
I don't like our chances.
1132
01:03:27,938 --> 01:03:30,040
Well...
1133
01:03:30,140 --> 01:03:32,242
I was hoping
it'd be the four of us.
1134
01:03:37,514 --> 01:03:40,250
But if my sister bites you...
1135
01:03:40,350 --> 01:03:41,951
Yeah, we'll turn to vampires.
1136
01:03:41,952 --> 01:03:43,854
We have the myth
in this world too.
1137
01:03:43,988 --> 01:03:47,024
Yeah, but these vampires
are real.
1138
01:03:47,191 --> 01:03:50,394
They change your body
and your mind.
1139
01:03:50,527 --> 01:03:52,897
You'll do whatever
she wants you to do.
1140
01:03:53,030 --> 01:03:54,932
You won't make it back
to your reality.
1141
01:03:55,032 --> 01:03:57,800
It's not just that.
If Vampiper takes us down,
1142
01:03:57,801 --> 01:04:01,305
she could get control
of the RAD, make Schwoz fix it,
1143
01:04:01,438 --> 01:04:04,140
and go through every single
one of my fan fictions.
1144
01:04:04,141 --> 01:04:07,211
Creating an army of vampires.
1145
01:04:07,344 --> 01:04:09,779
And use them to assault
the real world.
1146
01:04:13,850 --> 01:04:15,285
Well...
1147
01:04:16,586 --> 01:04:19,489
I'd fight to the end of
the world with you, Henry.
1148
01:04:20,724 --> 01:04:23,227
See? He's amazing.
1149
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:25,930
Okay, can we please
just fix this
1150
01:04:26,096 --> 01:04:27,898
and get back to reality?
1151
01:04:31,268 --> 01:04:32,436
Oh hecks, yeah.
1152
01:04:32,569 --> 01:04:34,838
This sword's on board.
1153
01:04:35,973 --> 01:04:37,674
- I'd go to the end of the--
- We know.
1154
01:04:37,774 --> 01:04:39,509
- I'd fight an army--
- We know.
1155
01:04:40,744 --> 01:04:42,346
We all know.
1156
01:04:44,381 --> 01:04:48,152
Okay. Let's hope this works.
1157
01:04:53,958 --> 01:04:56,093
♪ Up, up and away ♪
1158
01:04:56,193 --> 01:04:57,594
♪ In my beautiful... ♪
1159
01:04:57,694 --> 01:05:00,230
Oh, groovy, baby!
1160
01:05:00,397 --> 01:05:03,000
- ♪ Balloon...
- Missy, hit the button.
1161
01:05:03,100 --> 01:05:05,369
Are we riding a cow?
1162
01:05:05,469 --> 01:05:07,104
It's a unicow.
1163
01:05:07,204 --> 01:05:09,139
Ah. That makes more sense.
1164
01:05:09,239 --> 01:05:12,042
It really doesn't.
Now, please hit the button.
1165
01:05:15,579 --> 01:05:18,848
Ha. Whoa, I haven't
seen that in a while.
1166
01:05:18,949 --> 01:05:21,550
Ha. Yeah, it's been a minute.
1167
01:05:21,551 --> 01:05:22,886
Well...
1168
01:05:22,987 --> 01:05:25,155
looks good.
1169
01:05:26,456 --> 01:05:27,457
Feels good.
1170
01:05:28,292 --> 01:05:31,228
Uh, just asking to ask.
1171
01:05:31,328 --> 01:05:34,531
They are the ones
we have to fight, yes?
1172
01:05:34,631 --> 01:05:36,300
Those are the bad guys, yes.
1173
01:05:43,473 --> 01:05:45,342
And they live
by consuming the guts
1174
01:05:45,442 --> 01:05:47,177
of small, plastic versions
of Henry.
1175
01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:53,750
I think he's doing that
to be disturbing.
1176
01:05:53,850 --> 01:05:55,252
It's working.
1177
01:05:57,454 --> 01:05:59,889
Let the girl inside.
1178
01:05:59,990 --> 01:06:01,691
What about the rest?
1179
01:06:03,127 --> 01:06:05,029
End them.
1180
01:06:08,598 --> 01:06:10,867
Or invite them to the party.
1181
01:06:22,979 --> 01:06:24,381
- No, Gemma!
- No, no, no, no, no.
1182
01:06:24,514 --> 01:06:26,383
It's what they want.
1183
01:06:26,483 --> 01:06:28,018
All right, guys.
What's the game plan?
1184
01:06:28,152 --> 01:06:30,286
Missy, Schwoz,
you protect the RAD.
1185
01:06:30,287 --> 01:06:31,855
Jasper and I'll get the crystal.
1186
01:06:31,988 --> 01:06:34,158
- Wait, I wanna come with you.
- No, we got this handled.
1187
01:07:00,917 --> 01:07:02,186
Oh!
1188
01:07:10,394 --> 01:07:13,663
- Where's Missy?
- Inside. Go. I got this.
1189
01:07:15,532 --> 01:07:16,833
You sure?
1190
01:07:19,403 --> 01:07:20,504
Oh, yeah.
1191
01:07:58,708 --> 01:07:59,909
It's me.
1192
01:08:00,043 --> 01:08:02,279
- I told you to stay outside.
- I know, but--
1193
01:08:02,379 --> 01:08:04,581
- I don't want you getting hurt.
- Neither do I.
1194
01:08:04,714 --> 01:08:06,950
- Where's your little sister?
- I don't know--
1195
01:08:07,117 --> 01:08:08,252
Upstairs.
1196
01:08:13,790 --> 01:08:15,359
- Missy-no!
- Ah!
1197
01:08:35,945 --> 01:08:37,681
Missed me.
1198
01:08:46,856 --> 01:08:49,926
Aah!
1199
01:09:07,811 --> 01:09:09,179
Gotcha.
1200
01:09:09,279 --> 01:09:10,714
Uhh--
1201
01:09:19,289 --> 01:09:21,191
Ah, geez.
1202
01:09:22,226 --> 01:09:24,127
Ooh-- ooh--
1203
01:09:24,228 --> 01:09:26,062
ooh-- oof--
1204
01:09:26,230 --> 01:09:27,564
A lotta walls, Missy.
1205
01:09:27,697 --> 01:09:28,865
Ooh-- oof--
1206
01:09:47,984 --> 01:09:50,320
Earplugs, jerk.
1207
01:09:50,454 --> 01:09:51,888
Hmm?
1208
01:09:53,590 --> 01:09:54,991
Sucks to suck.
1209
01:10:00,997 --> 01:10:02,766
Where's the RAD?
1210
01:10:08,938 --> 01:10:10,106
Uhh!
1211
01:10:13,109 --> 01:10:14,311
Aw.
1212
01:10:15,379 --> 01:10:17,347
Did that... hurt?
1213
01:10:17,914 --> 01:10:19,616
Now, you listen to me.
1214
01:10:23,687 --> 01:10:24,754
Whoa.
1215
01:10:25,589 --> 01:10:27,591
- No!
- Aah!
1216
01:10:34,931 --> 01:10:36,800
Why would you do that?
1217
01:10:39,202 --> 01:10:40,537
Distraction technique.
1218
01:10:43,607 --> 01:10:45,174
You can go home now.
1219
01:10:54,318 --> 01:10:56,786
Aah!
1220
01:11:14,971 --> 01:11:15,905
Schwoz!
1221
01:11:16,005 --> 01:11:18,074
Get ready!
1222
01:11:29,686 --> 01:11:31,521
No!
1223
01:11:33,657 --> 01:11:35,359
Ooh.
1224
01:11:38,595 --> 01:11:39,996
How much time
do you need, Schwoz?
1225
01:11:40,096 --> 01:11:42,732
I don't know.
How much time can you give me?
1226
01:11:54,711 --> 01:11:56,645
Missy, no!
1227
01:11:56,646 --> 01:11:58,448
Aah!
1228
01:12:18,001 --> 01:12:20,537
Missy, stop!
1229
01:12:28,812 --> 01:12:30,079
Move, Schwoz!
1230
01:12:30,246 --> 01:12:32,015
Bye!
1231
01:12:49,766 --> 01:12:51,501
Missy, it's me!
1232
01:12:59,743 --> 01:13:02,345
Meet my vampire army.
1233
01:13:04,914 --> 01:13:08,485
And this is just the beginning, brother.
1234
01:13:25,101 --> 01:13:26,302
Hurry!
1235
01:13:26,470 --> 01:13:28,538
Almost there!
1236
01:13:34,611 --> 01:13:36,312
Almost... almost.
1237
01:13:40,684 --> 01:13:43,653
It's taking so long.
Trust in God, I do.
1238
01:14:01,437 --> 01:14:03,206
Oh... oh!
1239
01:14:04,974 --> 01:14:06,275
What the--
1240
01:14:06,409 --> 01:14:08,812
I'm telling Mom.
1241
01:14:10,847 --> 01:14:11,948
Oh!
1242
01:14:13,216 --> 01:14:15,519
This hurts.
1243
01:14:19,856 --> 01:14:22,425
I get it. Fine.
I was never here.
1244
01:14:42,546 --> 01:14:44,013
Oh, my God.
1245
01:14:44,147 --> 01:14:46,314
What--
1246
01:14:48,718 --> 01:14:50,520
Ah.
1247
01:14:52,321 --> 01:14:54,390
Clear for talent!
1248
01:14:55,191 --> 01:14:58,595
Clear for talent,
clear for talent.
1249
01:14:58,695 --> 01:15:00,196
I'm here!
1250
01:15:01,898 --> 01:15:03,667
Play the music.
1251
01:15:03,767 --> 01:15:08,838
♪ Welcome to my secret
to life ♪
1252
01:15:08,938 --> 01:15:10,540
And it's not mysteriously
disappearing
1253
01:15:10,640 --> 01:15:11,875
so that everyone misses you.
1254
01:15:11,975 --> 01:15:13,877
But that helps. Ding! * Smile ♪
1255
01:16:18,107 --> 01:16:20,376
Good news. I'm back.
1256
01:16:33,322 --> 01:16:35,491
Is that supposed to
make me feel better?
1257
01:16:35,625 --> 01:16:38,662
You're a good friend.
1258
01:16:41,164 --> 01:16:44,066
And, uh, I didn't see it.
1259
01:16:44,067 --> 01:16:45,134
But...
1260
01:16:46,235 --> 01:16:47,971
I see it now.
1261
01:16:57,046 --> 01:16:58,481
What's going on?
1262
01:17:00,316 --> 01:17:01,918
I gotta leave Dystopia, man.
1263
01:17:02,018 --> 01:17:05,554
It's not the place for me.
And I can do that now.
1264
01:17:05,655 --> 01:17:08,324
'Cause you're here.
1265
01:17:11,895 --> 01:17:13,963
You're ready.
1266
01:17:16,065 --> 01:17:19,869
Well, it's gonna be
a little weird without you.
1267
01:17:20,036 --> 01:17:21,871
Well, I'm not gone yet.
1268
01:17:24,607 --> 01:17:27,010
We still got one more thing
to take care of.
1269
01:17:38,421 --> 01:17:40,489
Back for more?
1270
01:18:10,253 --> 01:18:13,655
Ironically,
I'm about to black out.
1271
01:18:25,935 --> 01:18:27,070
Ah.
1272
01:18:29,005 --> 01:18:30,273
Here.
1273
01:18:32,108 --> 01:18:33,276
Keep it.
1274
01:18:38,114 --> 01:18:39,682
Great work out there.
1275
01:18:41,584 --> 01:18:44,320
So, can I get a picture?
1276
01:18:46,990 --> 01:18:49,425
Sure.
1277
01:18:49,558 --> 01:18:51,027
- Awesome.
- Oh!
1278
01:18:51,160 --> 01:18:52,962
Smile...
1279
01:18:55,932 --> 01:18:59,836
It looks like you and I'll be
working pretty closely together.
1280
01:18:59,969 --> 01:19:02,972
I... guess we will be.
1281
01:19:05,975 --> 01:19:07,476
Shall we?
1282
01:19:09,078 --> 01:19:11,947
- Now can we please see a show?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1283
01:19:11,948 --> 01:19:13,917
- Let's go see a show.
- Yes.
1284
01:19:14,017 --> 01:19:15,584
Sorry.
1285
01:19:15,684 --> 01:19:16,986
I, uh...
1286
01:19:19,488 --> 01:19:21,925
gotta go say hi to my fans.
1287
01:19:24,460 --> 01:19:26,462
Hey, guys. Nice to meet you.
1288
01:19:26,562 --> 01:19:28,932
Yeah, thank you. Thank you.
All part of the job.
1289
01:19:29,098 --> 01:19:32,168
Well, because Jasper
was getting the love
1290
01:19:32,335 --> 01:19:34,370
- he deserved...
- How 'bout you?
1291
01:19:34,503 --> 01:19:35,872
You down for a show?
1292
01:19:36,039 --> 01:19:38,842
...Dystopia didn't need Henry
anymore.
1293
01:19:38,942 --> 01:19:40,443
What?
1294
01:19:42,611 --> 01:19:44,213
Nothing.
1295
01:19:44,347 --> 01:19:46,649
Oh, and, um, glad you're not
an electric vampire.
1296
01:19:46,816 --> 01:19:49,018
Henry knew
where he was needed now,
1297
01:19:49,185 --> 01:19:52,856
because a superhero
always answers the call.
1298
01:19:52,956 --> 01:19:54,523
So I don't know
if you check
1299
01:19:54,623 --> 01:19:55,824
your old Kid Danger email
1300
01:19:55,825 --> 01:19:57,360
or how to contact you
in Dystopia,
1301
01:19:57,493 --> 01:19:59,728
but if you ever get this,
I just want you to know
1302
01:19:59,829 --> 01:20:03,532
that I hope you made things
right with Jasper and--
1303
01:20:04,300 --> 01:20:07,203
- It's ours.
- Again? Seriously?
1304
01:20:07,336 --> 01:20:08,872
Actually...
1305
01:20:11,207 --> 01:20:12,308
It's hers.
1306
01:20:14,077 --> 01:20:15,478
Let's get outta here!
1307
01:20:19,182 --> 01:20:20,716
Are you friends
with Jasper again?
1308
01:20:22,351 --> 01:20:23,920
You must be the famous Missy.
1309
01:20:24,053 --> 01:20:26,389
You promise to take care
1310
01:20:26,489 --> 01:20:28,257
of this knucklehead
while I'm in Dystopia?
1311
01:20:29,658 --> 01:20:33,362
Okay. Who wants to see
the new hideout?
1312
01:20:34,397 --> 01:20:36,499
I understand we've met before?
1313
01:20:36,599 --> 01:20:38,067
Couple times.
1314
01:20:38,234 --> 01:20:39,568
So, ready to fight some crime?
1315
01:20:39,702 --> 01:20:42,906
Uh, yeah, I am! Whoo!
Let's go see the hideout!
1316
01:20:43,039 --> 01:20:44,173
Whoo!
1317
01:20:48,244 --> 01:20:49,879
Yeah. I don't know where
I'm going.
1318
01:20:51,014 --> 01:20:53,716
Just someone tell me
where to go, and, uh--
1319
01:20:53,816 --> 01:20:56,419
Wait. Why are you getting on
the bench?
1320
01:20:56,519 --> 01:20:57,720
Remember in Shimmers when
1321
01:20:57,853 --> 01:21:00,789
I got a little bit upset
that Jasper could fly?
1322
01:21:00,890 --> 01:21:02,458
You weren't upset.
You were jealous.
1323
01:21:02,558 --> 01:21:04,359
He's still jealous. Little bit.
1324
01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:07,562
I mighta been
a little bit jealous.
1325
01:21:07,563 --> 01:21:09,198
But...
1326
01:21:09,298 --> 01:21:10,967
not anymore.
1327
01:21:16,239 --> 01:21:17,907
Buckle up, kiddo.
1328
01:21:28,284 --> 01:21:32,255
Uh, guys? We have to go back.
I forgot my computer.
1329
01:21:48,737 --> 01:21:50,072
Is now a terrible time
to mention
1330
01:21:50,073 --> 01:21:51,640
that I have a trig midterm
tomorrow?
1331
01:21:51,807 --> 01:21:53,676
Hey, you wanted to be
a sidekick.
1332
01:22:04,887 --> 01:22:06,555
Aah!
1333
01:22:16,365 --> 01:22:18,167
Oh, my God.
1334
01:22:23,172 --> 01:22:25,008
Captain Man.
1335
01:22:27,476 --> 01:22:28,477
Hey, kid.
1336
01:22:34,450 --> 01:22:35,884
Uhh!
1337
01:22:37,386 --> 01:22:39,555
Been a while.
1338
01:22:41,624 --> 01:22:42,758
Hi. Ha.
1339
01:22:44,160 --> 01:22:46,229
I need your help.
1340
01:22:56,839 --> 01:22:59,908
♪ I got somethin' to tell ya
1341
01:23:00,009 --> 01:23:01,144
♪ Can ya dig it? ♪
1342
01:23:01,244 --> 01:23:04,880
♪ When life kicks you around ♪
1343
01:23:05,014 --> 01:23:07,383
♪ There's no need to be
stressed, yeah ♪
1344
01:23:07,483 --> 01:23:08,751
♪ When you're in it ♪
1345
01:23:08,884 --> 01:23:12,221
♪ Just gotta turn that frown
upside down ♪
1346
01:23:12,321 --> 01:23:14,057
♪ Now, come on, join in
and yes, I insist ♪
1347
01:23:14,190 --> 01:23:16,725
♪ 'Cause it's a face lift
that anyone can buy ♪
1348
01:23:16,859 --> 01:23:18,394
♪ And a face lift
is like ten grand ♪
1349
01:23:18,527 --> 01:23:20,463
♪ And that's on
the lower side ♪
1350
01:23:20,563 --> 01:23:23,466
♪ Welcome to my secret ♪
1351
01:23:23,566 --> 01:23:25,700
♪ To life ♪
1352
01:23:25,701 --> 01:23:27,803
And it's not just
my impeccable style.
1353
01:23:27,903 --> 01:23:32,075
♪ Smile,
it doesn't cost a thing to ♪
1354
01:23:32,175 --> 01:23:35,478
♪ Smile, it can cure anything ♪
1355
01:23:35,578 --> 01:23:37,080
♪ Just smile ♪
1356
01:23:37,213 --> 01:23:38,914
♪ While we're together ♪
1357
01:23:39,014 --> 01:23:41,849
♪ We all dance all night
with pearly white lightning ♪
1358
01:23:41,850 --> 01:23:44,920
♪ You can cry,
but don't stop smiling ♪
1359
01:23:46,455 --> 01:23:50,093
♪ Isn't smiling infectious? ♪
1360
01:23:50,226 --> 01:23:53,429
♪ It's the beginning of love ♪
1361
01:23:53,529 --> 01:23:55,398
♪ When you walk by
a cute guy ♪
1362
01:23:55,498 --> 01:23:57,266
♪ With a stink eye
What's your name, guy?
1363
01:23:57,366 --> 01:23:58,267
Kyle.
1364
01:23:58,367 --> 01:23:59,835
♪ Everyone tell Kyle to smile ♪
1365
01:23:59,935 --> 01:24:01,770
Smile, Kyle!
1366
01:24:02,138 --> 01:24:07,243
♪ Welcome to my secret
to life ♪
1367
01:24:07,343 --> 01:24:09,112
You can tone it down now, Kyle.
1368
01:24:09,212 --> 01:24:13,149
♪ Smile,
it doesn't cost a thing to ♪
1369
01:24:13,282 --> 01:24:16,619
♪ Smile, it can cure anything ♪
1370
01:24:16,719 --> 01:24:18,086
♪ Just smile ♪
1371
01:24:18,087 --> 01:24:20,156
♪ While we're together ♪
1372
01:24:20,289 --> 01:24:23,292
♪ We all dance all night
with pearly white lightning ♪
1373
01:24:23,392 --> 01:24:25,794
♪ You can cry,
but don't stop smiling ♪
1374
01:24:25,928 --> 01:24:27,130
♪ Smile ♪
1375
01:24:27,230 --> 01:24:29,398
♪ You can cry,
but don't stop smiling ♪
1376
01:24:29,498 --> 01:24:30,833
♪ Smile ♪
1377
01:24:30,933 --> 01:24:32,734
♪ You can cry,
but don't stop smiling ♪
1378
01:24:32,735 --> 01:24:34,537
♪ When he tells you
he loves you, smile ♪
1379
01:24:34,637 --> 01:24:36,639
♪ And when he tells you
he doesn't, smile ♪
1380
01:24:36,739 --> 01:24:38,073
♪ When they tell you
you're great ♪
1381
01:24:38,174 --> 01:24:40,676
♪ But they hire their cousin,
smile ♪
1382
01:24:40,809 --> 01:24:42,678
♪ What day is it, Sunday?
Smile ♪
1383
01:24:42,811 --> 01:24:44,613
♪ If you lose it on Monday,
smile ♪
1384
01:24:44,713 --> 01:24:46,315
♪ You can do more at school,
smile ♪
1385
01:24:46,415 --> 01:24:48,583
♪ If you had chili for lunch
and your tummy goes boom ♪
1386
01:24:48,584 --> 01:24:51,620
♪ And you're looking around and
you can't find the bathroom ♪
1387
01:24:52,488 --> 01:24:56,624
♪ Smile,
it doesn't cost a thing to ♪
1388
01:24:56,625 --> 01:25:00,163
♪ Smile, it can cure anything ♪
1389
01:25:00,263 --> 01:25:01,664
♪ Just smile ♪
1390
01:25:01,764 --> 01:25:03,332
♪ While we're together ♪
1391
01:25:03,432 --> 01:25:06,434
♪ We all dance all night
with pearly white lightning ♪
1392
01:25:06,435 --> 01:25:08,603
♪ You can cry,
but don't stop smiling ♪
1393
01:25:08,604 --> 01:25:12,141
♪ Smile,
it doesn't cost a thing to ♪
1394
01:25:12,241 --> 01:25:15,678
♪ Smile, it can cure anything ♪
1395
01:25:15,778 --> 01:25:17,346
♪ Just smile ♪
1396
01:25:17,446 --> 01:25:19,348
♪ While we're together ♪
1397
01:25:19,448 --> 01:25:22,084
♪ We all dance all night
with pearly white lightning ♪
1398
01:25:22,185 --> 01:25:25,153
♪ You can cry,
but don't stop smiling ♪