1 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:03,160 WHISTLE BLOWS 2 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:31,240 WHISTLE BLOWS 3 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:32,720 CHEERING, APPLAUSE 4 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:37,360 Good evening, I'm Jason Manford. 5 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:39,360 Welcome to Have I Got Sport For You. 6 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:41,520 An idea so good, it only took 34 years 7 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:43,360 for someone to come up with it. LAUGHTER 8 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:45,880 Tonight we'll take a sporting look back 9 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:48,360 at the last 12 months of drugs, controversy and sleaze. 10 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:50,280 And that's just the bit about Premier League refs. 11 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:51,800 LAUGHTER 12 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:56,280 Hey, hey. Book him, ref, book him. 13 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:58,480 In the sports news this year, 14 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:01,400 a new report by eminent psychologist rejects the notion 15 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:04,400 that men take sport too seriously. 16 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:06,200 SHRIEKING: Goal! 17 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,280 MAN YELLS 18 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:09,880 Come on! 19 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:14,520 In Derbyshire, one umpire finally proves 20 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:17,280 that no-one really understands the rules of cricket. 21 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:18,640 2012... 22 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:19,880 LIGHT COUGHING 23 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,400 Is it in? 24 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,400 CHEERING 25 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:27,680 Oh, you can't do that. 26 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:30,560 And after his last game as England manager, 27 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:33,120 Lee Carsley's leaving do takes a turn for the worse. 28 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:35,640 GROUP: Ohh... 29 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:38,840 CHEERING 30 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:41,320 ROWDY CHATTER 31 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:45,320 RAUCOUS CHEERING 32 00:01:45,320 --> 00:01:46,360 LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE 33 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:48,240 Let's meet tonight's teams - 34 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:49,640 with Jon Richardson, 35 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:51,800 it's legendary England fast bowler Stuart Broad 36 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:55,680 and Paralympic cyclist and Celebrity MasterChef champion Kadeena Cox. 37 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:58,240 CHEERING, APPLAUSE 38 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:01,080 And joining Maisie Adam are 39 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:03,800 boxing's answer to Donald Trump - Eddie Hearn, 40 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:07,440 and Olympic heptathlon silver medallist Katarina Johnson-Thompson. 41 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:09,560 CHEERING, APPLAUSE 42 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,920 Round One is the disciplinary panel, 43 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:17,200 where we grumble about the teams or individuals 44 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:20,760 over the past year who didn't do quite as well as we wanted them to. 45 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:22,280 So, Maisie, Katarina and Eddie, 46 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:24,360 watch this and tell me who it is 47 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:26,320 and should we let them off or tell them off? 48 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:27,440 OK. 49 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:28,920 Oh... Oh! 50 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:30,640 Bless her. 51 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:31,840 Raygun... Oh! 52 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:33,600 LAUGHTER 53 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:35,320 Oh! 54 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:37,120 It's worse with each time, isn't it? 55 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:38,520 LAUGHTER 56 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:42,080 This is Raygun, isn't it? 57 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:43,360 It is. From this year's Olympics. 58 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:46,320 This is why I think you've got to really respect, like, 59 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:49,600 the broadcast and the commentators at things like the Olympics. 60 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:52,760 Mm. Because they are able to just sort of continue with 61 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:56,360 such poise and professionalism without saying stuff like, 62 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:59,040 "Is that really break dancing? I don't know." 63 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:01,360 I don't know how anybody watched that with a straight face, 64 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:03,320 I really don't. Why do you think... 65 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:05,680 Specifically, why do you think her performance was mocked? 66 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:07,200 You just watched it, Jason! 67 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:10,240 LAUGHTER 68 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:12,200 Was it something that the Olympians talked about? 69 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:13,680 It was like an urban myth. 70 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:15,360 I was going around the Olympic Village trying to find her, 71 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:16,520 in all honesty. Oh, wow. 72 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:18,240 Yeah. Like Slenderman? Yeah... LAUGHTER 73 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:19,360 Does she even exist?! 74 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:21,440 If you say Raygun three times in the mirror, 75 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:22,960 she appears behind you going... 76 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:25,320 LAUGHTER 77 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:27,360 She's actually retired since, as well. Very sad. 78 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:28,640 No. No, you know what it is? 79 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:31,360 They've taken this out of the Olympics for 2028 now, 80 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:33,840 and I think she feels, like, solely responsible. 81 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:35,120 Well, she is responsible. 82 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:37,640 LAUGHTER 83 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:38,800 Solely! 84 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,280 JON: It does seem a bit of a shame. 85 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:44,240 To make a mockery of break dancing feels a bit sniffy 86 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:46,200 on behalf of the break dancing community. 87 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:47,720 I thought they were all like... 88 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:50,080 Didn't know you WERE part of the break dancing community! 89 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:51,360 LAUGHTER 90 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:52,800 That's where I got my bald spot - 91 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,000 practising the spin. 92 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,240 Yeah! 93 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:56,960 I'll tell you, I get some speed up. 94 00:03:56,960 --> 00:04:00,680 APPLAUSE 95 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:03,480 Head Judge Martin Gilian praised her originality 96 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:06,040 and celebration of her roots, saying... 97 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:11,760 LAUGHTER 98 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:15,320 I must admit, I quite enjoyed watching it 99 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:17,640 because having a few sporting battles against the Aussies, 100 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:19,360 I don't mind them being bad at things. 101 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,000 Yeah, yeah. That's true. Yeah. 102 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,960 And she was really bad. I reckon we could take them at break dancing, 103 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:24,880 is that what you're saying? I couldn't. 104 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:27,200 No, no, I'm not saying that! 105 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:27,200 LAUGHTER 106 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:28,800 On the other end of the scale, 107 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:31,360 Katarina, you had your best Olympics to date. 108 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:33,040 How did that feel? Come on! 109 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:36,880 CHEERING, APPLAUSE 110 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:36,880 How did that feel? 111 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:40,440 Ah, well, it was a really good time for me. 112 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:41,840 It was the second best ever score. 113 00:04:41,840 --> 00:04:43,040 Silver medal. 114 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:45,040 I've been to four Olympics, never got a medal. 115 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:47,360 And this time, yeah, I'm glad to bring something home. 116 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:48,400 Smashed it, mate. 117 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:49,760 And, Kadeena, another gold medal 118 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:51,760 to add to your tally at this year's Paralympics. 119 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:53,000 That's amazing as well. 120 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,360 Phenomenal. 121 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:55,600 How many is that now? 122 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:57,440 Five. Five! 123 00:04:57,440 --> 00:04:59,360 Five. Unbelievable. 124 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:00,800 What was it like this year? 125 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,360 Normally, I compete pretty much from the beginning until the end, 126 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:05,040 doing the two sports, 127 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:07,120 but because I only did one sport this time, 128 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,360 we went into the village and I had already competed, 129 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:11,080 so I was just living the dream. 130 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:12,440 So I was just walking around. Chilling. 131 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:14,600 You know, getting a Costa with my face on it, 132 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:16,440 you know, eating the muffins. 133 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:18,600 Would you be like swanning around wearing the medal? 134 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,360 Erm, no. 135 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:21,680 Really? 136 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:23,560 If I had Kadeena's medals, 137 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:25,440 I'd be wearing them all the time. 138 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:26,520 Honestly. 139 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:30,720 Stuart, cricket's going to be back at the Olympics in 2028. 140 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:32,000 Why? 141 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,760 LAUGHTER 142 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:35,040 Yeah, no idea, really. 143 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:36,840 But looking forward to it. 144 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:39,040 It's LA, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Next Olympics. 145 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:41,080 Do you think they'll tempt you back out of retirement, into...? 146 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:42,360 Absolutely not. 147 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:42,360 LAUGHTER 148 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:43,600 Absolutely not, no. 149 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:45,600 This isn't happening, let's be honest. 150 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:46,880 2028 in America? 151 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,080 They don't need break dancing, 152 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:50,560 the whole country is going to be broken. 153 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:53,880 Hey, this is the sport one. OK? LAUGHTER 154 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:55,200 Right. 155 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:55,200 APPLAUSE 156 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:57,680 Let's just remember where we are. Remember where we are. 157 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:02,640 Andy Murray's final appearance was at the Paris Olympics, 158 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:05,800 representing Team GB in the men's doubles alongside Dan Evans. 159 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:08,360 After his retirement, what did he post? 160 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:09,440 Oh! 161 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:11,040 KADEENA: It was something so simple, wasn't it? 162 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:12,120 JON: Yeah, he said... 163 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:13,800 SCOTTISH ACCENT: "I never even liked tennis anyway." 164 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:15,280 That was it. 165 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:15,280 LAUGHTER 166 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:17,120 He didn't look like he liked tennis, to be fair. 167 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:18,480 LAUGHTER 168 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:19,920 Yeah, he went method. 169 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:23,760 The retirement this year of Murray, as well as Rafael Nadal, 170 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:26,120 is a real shot in the arm for Novak Djokovic, 171 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:28,240 though, of course, he won't accept it. 172 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:30,160 LAUGHTER 173 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:32,080 CHEERING, APPLAUSE 174 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:39,160 Jon, Stuart, and Kadeena, here's something for you to look at. 175 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:41,280 JON: Oh, you've upset me now. 176 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:42,480 Aw! 177 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:44,120 Looking back on when we first met. 178 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:45,480 CHUCKLING 179 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:47,000 It doesn't want to come home. 180 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,320 LAUGHTER 181 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:51,280 TEARFULLY: And there's beautiful, beautiful Gareth. 182 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,240 How did he upset the nation? 183 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:56,400 By giving hope to people who, frankly, don't deserve it. 184 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:58,480 LAUGHTER 185 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,280 APPLAUSE 186 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:05,720 To be fair, you know, his record in tournaments is semifinal, 187 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:07,600 final, quarterfinal, final. 188 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,480 And the quarterfinal was Qatar. 189 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:11,320 So that was a political statement as well. 190 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:12,440 Oh, isn't it? 191 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:13,480 That was him saying, 192 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:15,640 "I'll do it, but I'm not going to try my bestest." 193 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:16,960 LAUGHTER 194 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:18,800 He made it look like hard work. 195 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:19,920 MAISIE: Yeah. EDDIE: Yeah. 196 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:22,160 Every game was just painful to watch. 197 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:24,480 Go on, Kadeena! Don't hold back. 198 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,000 I just thought... I know what you mean, though, yeah. 199 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,640 Well, there were three exciting moments in the whole tournament. 200 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:30,320 Oh! Erm, Bellingham's kick? 201 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:31,800 Bellingham's kick. Bellingham's overhead. 202 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,000 What a moment that was. 203 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,600 Cole Palmer's equaliser in the final. Yeah. 204 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:36,960 And Saka's equaliser against Switzerland. 205 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:38,800 That's what we're saying is the three favourite ones. 206 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:40,640 Would you like to see my Euros highlight? 207 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:42,240 Yes. Yeah? Here we go. 208 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:45,120 I wish they'd take that screen down, then we'd see all the punters. 209 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:47,080 But if they took the screen down, they wouldn't be able to watch 210 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:49,000 the game, would they? they'd be looking at the back of our heads. 211 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,320 LAUGHTER They wouldn't turn up for that. 212 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:51,840 No, you... Definitely, no-one wants to see 213 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:54,200 the back of your head these days, do they, Frank? Absolutely not. 214 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:56,280 That's for sure. Erm... 215 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:56,280 LAUGHTER 216 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:57,400 Germany, are they... 217 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:59,040 Do you think they're stronger favourites 218 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:00,400 than perhaps we thought at the start... 219 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:01,480 LAUGHTER 220 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:03,960 If we zoom in here, you can actually see the moment 221 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:06,320 Frank Lampard's heart breaks. LAUGHTER 222 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,080 No-one wants to see the back of your head these days, 223 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:09,160 do they, Frank? Absolutely not. 224 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:11,360 That's for sure. Erm... 225 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,960 Germany, are they... Do you think they're stronger favourites 226 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:15,360 than perhaps we thought at the start... 227 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:17,840 LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE 228 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:19,360 He-he, he! 229 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:22,160 Also this year, former Republic of Ireland midfielder Lee Carsley 230 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:24,360 replaced Southgate as the interim manager. 231 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:28,360 What did he refuse to do before his first match in charge? 232 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:29,720 Sing the national anthem. 233 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:31,800 That's right, he said he didn't do it 234 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:34,800 because he wanted to stay focused on the match ahead. 235 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:35,840 SNICKERING 236 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:38,560 How into it did he think he was going to get? 237 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,120 Still singing it an hour later? 238 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,960 LAUGHTER 239 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:45,680 MAISIE: Well, that's the whole thing with Tuchel, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. 240 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:47,040 Is he going to sing it or not? 241 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:48,440 And people really mind... Sing it! 242 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:50,200 Yeah. Sing our song! 243 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:52,080 Save our king! 244 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:53,600 All right. Well, listen, it's all right, man. 245 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:55,040 They've got their own. It's totally fine. 246 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:56,880 It's totally fine. He's already said, Tuchel, 247 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:58,440 he said, "Well, I don't know what I'm going to do 248 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:00,440 "because I recognise your anthem is very emotional." 249 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:03,000 You're like, "Yeah, I already don't trust your judgment." 250 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,840 LAUGHTER 251 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,840 MAISIE: Yeah! 252 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:08,360 So as we said, Thomas Tuchel is taking over as England manager. 253 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:10,920 Some fans, would you believe, 254 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:12,520 are not happy about it. 255 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:14,920 And they often ring talkSPORT. 256 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:16,200 LAUGHTER 257 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,400 Tuchel's in charge. What do you think? 258 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:20,000 ON PHONE: Oh, it's all over. 259 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,000 Done. That's me done. 260 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,120 55, been watching England, 261 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:26,480 supporting England since my grandad took my hand 262 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:29,400 and took me along to the first game at Wembley against Russia. 263 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:32,200 I'm a working man. I love my wife. I love my family. 264 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:34,360 I work all the overtime hours I have to - 265 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:37,360 to get tickets to go to a game and it all means nothing. 266 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:38,560 I'm not... I'm not.... 267 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:43,360 I am not watching an England team with a German manager. 268 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:45,560 That's it. Done. 269 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:48,440 LAUGHTER 270 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:50,360 None of what he said was really relevant. 271 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:52,560 Why does it... Why does Tuchel being the English manager 272 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:54,920 maybe make you love your wife less? 273 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:56,480 LAUGHTER 274 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:56,480 I thought that. 275 00:09:56,480 --> 00:10:00,360 So that was Gareth Southgate's failure to win the Euros. 276 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:01,880 Before becoming England manager, 277 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,440 Southgate was famous for missing a penalty 278 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:05,360 that knocked us out of the competition, 279 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:07,280 but he's now managed to put all that to bed 280 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:09,200 by getting us knocked out of four more. 281 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:10,720 Oh, Jesus! 282 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:13,360 Furious. Furious. 283 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:14,600 Sorry, Jon. Sorry, Jon! 284 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:15,760 Sorry, Jon. 285 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:18,600 One of England's iconic goals from the 2024 Euros 286 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:22,720 was scored by Ivan Toney when he took a penalty without looking. 287 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:24,560 Coincidentally, a technique first used 288 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:26,080 by Gareth Southgate against Germany. 289 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:28,120 LAUGHTER 290 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:29,640 APPLAUSE 291 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:35,280 Time now for the most prestigious award of the sporting calendar, 292 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:37,080 the inaugural Have I Got Sport For You 293 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:39,360 Alternative Sports Personality Of The Year. 294 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:40,560 It needs some work. 295 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:40,560 LAUGHTER 296 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:43,360 We've conducted a poll on X and after crunching the numbers 297 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,400 and counting literally tens of votes, 298 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:47,640 we have arrived at a top three. 299 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:49,680 Here is the shortlist. 300 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:52,240 Former Man United manager Erik ten Hag. 301 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:55,840 Head coach of the US women's national team Emma Hayes. 302 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:57,360 Boxer Daniel Dubois. 303 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:58,880 Retired cricketer Jimmy Anderson. 304 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,920 Paralympian Jodie Grinham 305 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:03,640 and Saudi cultural minister Turki Alalshikh. 306 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:05,880 So, who made the top three? 307 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:08,640 Maisie, Katarina and Eddie, you can go first. 308 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:09,840 Let's go Emma Hayes. 309 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:11,080 Emma Hayes. OK. Let's go Emma Hayes. 310 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:12,680 And why have you gone for Emma Hayes? Tell us. 311 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:14,520 Well, she's gone from Chelsea, 312 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:16,680 where she's reigned supreme... Mm-hm. 313 00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:19,360 ..to managing the women's US team. 314 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:22,040 And she went straight into the Olympics and immediately... 315 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:24,320 Yeah, took over, like, really late on. Yeah. 316 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:26,400 And then, then went on to win it. Oh, with, like, weeks to go! 317 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:28,000 Yeah. Yeah. Mad. Yeah. 318 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,760 See, Kamala Harris, it is possible. 319 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:31,640 LAUGHTER 320 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,040 Emma Hayes, you're quite right, 321 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:37,360 is the former manager of Chelsea Women 322 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:40,360 and now head coach of the United States women's national team. 323 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:43,360 And she's won her fifth successive Women's Super League title 324 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:46,360 with Chelsea, an Olympic gold medal with the US. 325 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:49,360 She's the only Chelsea manager not to be sacked after six months. 326 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:50,920 LAUGHTER 327 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:50,920 Can't get rid of her. 328 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:52,760 In October, Hayes won the Ballon d'Or 329 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:54,320 for Women's Coach Of The Year. 330 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:56,280 Which footballer is the award named after? 331 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,120 Uh, Johan Cruyff? Yep. 332 00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:01,200 Top women's footballer Johan Cruyff is there. 333 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:04,360 And so Emma Hayes did make the podium in third spot. 334 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:06,080 So well done to you guys. 335 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:08,560 Very good. 336 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:08,560 APPLAUSE 337 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:10,680 Jon, Kadeena and Stuart, who do you want? 338 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:12,680 Shall we pick your friend? 339 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:13,840 Could do, couldn't we? 340 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:14,960 Yeah. OVERLAPPING SPEECH 341 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,160 We'll have Turki Alalshikh. 342 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:17,760 LAUGHTER 343 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:24,720 Go on. Very good. 344 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:29,720 Let's go for another beautiful, beautiful patriot, Jimmy Anderson. 345 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:30,960 Jimmy Anderson. OK. 346 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:34,840 So, in March, Jimmy Anderson became the third bowler in history 347 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:37,640 to get 700 Test match wickets. 348 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:38,840 Impressive stuff. 349 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,720 Stuart, you came close, though. How many did you get? 350 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,320 Ah, just over 600. 351 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:44,240 604. That's not bad at all. 352 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:44,240 CHEERING, APPLAUSE 353 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:46,160 Very good. 354 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:47,760 And I tell you what, 355 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:50,280 if you asked Jimmy Anderson, "Would you swap the last hundred 356 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:52,360 "to have got a six with your last ball with the bat 357 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:53,600 "and an over with your last ball?" 358 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,080 He would have absolutely done that. 359 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:56,280 That's a phenomenal... You know what? 360 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:57,480 I was going to ask you about that. 361 00:12:57,480 --> 00:13:00,120 It was almost engineered, the end there. It was amazing. 362 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:01,200 Yeah. It was... 363 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,960 I actually don't think I could have written 364 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:05,320 the script myself, to be honest. It was an amazing way to finish. 365 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:07,040 Yeah. You know, England versus Australia, 366 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:08,520 which was a dream to play in anyway. 367 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:11,320 But, yeah, to win a game with my last ever ball taking a wicket 368 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:12,680 was pretty cool. 369 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:14,200 Let's go back to Jimmy Anderson. 370 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,480 How was his retirement announced? 371 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:17,800 Was he just not picked? 372 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:21,000 LAUGHTER 373 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,680 Yeah, I mean, actually, yeah. It was enforced. 374 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:26,240 He said he felt like Joe Pesci in Goodfellas, 375 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,680 ushered into a room under the impression 376 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:30,840 that he was going to get made, only to be shot. 377 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:32,080 Just the way you want to go. 378 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:33,360 Absolutely. 379 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:36,080 Stuart, if you were going through a spell of not taking any wickets... 380 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:38,800 Yeah. ..what would you do to try and turn it around? 381 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,720 What's the one thing you go for? 382 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,040 I feel like you know this and it's going to embarrass me. 383 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:44,280 Not at all. You wrote it. 384 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:45,960 Erm... 385 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:45,960 LAUGHTER 386 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:48,000 If I was going through a bad run of form, 387 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,080 I'd swap the aftershave I was using. 388 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,360 Yeah. You said... 389 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:58,920 LAUGHTER 390 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:00,920 APPLAUSE 391 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:11,800 LAUGHTER 392 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,920 SNICKERING, LAUGHTER 393 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,200 I like it. 394 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,360 It's a good book. It's a good book. Hey... 395 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:32,600 Look, look, I've written a book, 396 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,000 and it's hard to get to your word count. Yeah. 397 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,920 So fair play. 398 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,920 LAUGHTER 399 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:40,040 Jimmy Anderson did, in fact, make the podium in second spot. 400 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,640 So well done to you guys. 401 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,680 Very good. 402 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,680 APPLAUSE 403 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:45,600 Maisie, Katarina and Eddie, your turn. 404 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,120 Who do you fancy off our podium? 405 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,680 I mean, you're here, Eddie. I think we've... 406 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,560 I just think although Turki Alalshikh has made 407 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:54,400 a major financial contribution to boxing, 408 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:57,960 to fighters and to my company and myself, 409 00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:00,120 it would actually take someone 410 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:02,680 erm, with a real lack of integrity to pick him. 411 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:04,440 So I'm going to pick him. Oh! 412 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:06,640 LAUGHTER 413 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:08,480 APPLAUSE 414 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:13,160 I'm sorry, I'm absolutely overruling you here. 415 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:14,720 And I'm going to go Daniel Dubois. 416 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:16,920 Oh, well, that's it. I'm going. 417 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:19,640 For people who don't know, what's he done this year? 418 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:22,320 Beat someone up and won lots of money. Yeah. 419 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:23,520 Oh, it's amazing, really. 420 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,160 He beat Anthony Joshua... He beat Anthony Joshua. 421 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:27,320 ..in five rounds to retain his IBF heavyweight title 422 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,640 at Wembley Stadium, despite having been 423 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:32,720 the pre-betting underdog going into the fight. 424 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:34,360 Yeah. Yeah, thanks for that picture. 425 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,080 Erm... 426 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:37,360 Marvellous. 427 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:39,240 It wasn't all bad news, though, Eddie. 428 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,920 Katie Taylor brought a bit of dignity 429 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:43,360 to the recent Tyson-Jake Paul clash in November. 430 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,040 You must have been pleased with that. 431 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:47,600 Oh, she's an ultimate hero of mine. 432 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,520 She's an amazing athlete. 433 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:53,280 She won gold at London 2012 for the first time that it was allowed. 434 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,840 She's undisputed at lightweight. 435 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:57,040 Undisputed at super lightweight. 436 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,880 I think she's the greatest athlete of all time from Ireland. 437 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:01,400 I love that. 438 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,240 APPLAUSE 439 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:05,160 I didn't know that. It's amazing. 440 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:10,040 Did anybody stay up to watch the Mike Tyson-Jake Paul fight? 441 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:11,480 Even Tyson didn't. 442 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:12,960 LAUGHTER 443 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,560 You can say what you want about Mike Tyson, though, 444 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:19,360 he is the life and soul of a party. 445 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:21,600 You know, he's one of nature's sunbeams, isn't he? 446 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:25,320 Here he is, being interviewed by a bright-eyed TikToker. 447 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:26,960 So after such a successful career, 448 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:29,120 what type of legacy would you like to leave behind 449 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,760 when it's all said and done? 450 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:31,920 Well, I don't know. 451 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:33,360 I don't believe in the word legacy. 452 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,120 I think that's another word for ego. 453 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,680 It means absolutely nothing to me. 454 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:37,880 I'm just passing through. 455 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:40,360 I'm going to die and it's going to be over. 456 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:42,120 Who cares about legacy after that? 457 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:44,760 What... What a big ego. 458 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:46,680 So, "I'm going to die, I want people to think that I'm this. 459 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:47,800 "I'm great. I'm..." 460 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:50,400 No. We're nothing. When you're dead, you're dust. 461 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,880 We're absolutely nothing. 462 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,400 Our legacy is nothing. 463 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:57,480 Well, thank you so much for sharing that. 464 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,120 LAUGHTER 465 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:00,760 He gives quite a long answer as well, doesn't he? 466 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:02,880 Mmm. To be fair, it's quite a wordy answer. 467 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:05,760 He should have ended with, "Sorry to chew your ear off, but..." 468 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:07,560 LAUGHTER 469 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,400 APPLAUSE 470 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:15,360 In 2021, Anthony Joshua and our own Eddie Hearn announced 471 00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:18,760 a new promotional deal to last until the end of the boxer's career, 472 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:21,360 which turned out to be the fifth round against Dubois. 473 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:22,560 Oh! 474 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:25,360 LAUGHTER 475 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:28,320 And if you know Anthony, please tell him I'm really sorry. 476 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:32,640 Unfortunately, Daniel did not make the final three, so bad luck there. 477 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,560 Next guess, please, Jon's team. 478 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:38,040 I mean, personally, I've been very inspired 479 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:41,200 by what Erik ten Hag has achieved this year. 480 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,840 As a Leeds United fan? 481 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:44,360 As a Leeds United fan, 482 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:48,160 I think he should have been given longer to finish the job. 483 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:51,440 In October, Erik was sacked by Manchester United 484 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:54,520 with the club 14th in the Premier League. Yeah. 485 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:57,120 LAUGHING: With just three wins from their opening nine matches, 486 00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:59,640 totalling two and a half years of bringing joy 487 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,720 to the rest of football. 488 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:05,360 Let's remind ourselves of the moment that the bubble burst for Erik. 489 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,080 LAUGHTER 490 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:12,960 After completing his 1.25 billion takeover of United, 491 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:16,360 Sir Jim Ratcliffe sacked another high profile name 492 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,040 in a cost cutting exercise. 493 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:19,200 Who was that? 494 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,640 Oh, Alex Ferguson! 495 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,360 It was Alex Ferguson. Yes. Yes. 496 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:25,040 Sir Alex, who's been milking the club for two million a year 497 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,440 for the last 11 years... 498 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,440 LAUGHTER 499 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,800 ..just to sit in the stands 500 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,600 with a face like a boiling vat of tomato soup. 501 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:31,880 Erm... 502 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:35,040 Can you name any other cost cutting measures 503 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:36,360 they've implemented so far? 504 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:38,560 Yeah. All the celebration parties, they've been cancelled. 505 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:39,840 Yes! 506 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:43,240 Well, the trophy parade, that's gone. They're not doing that. 507 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,960 This is the first time I've seen proper glee in your face. 508 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:49,200 Yes. Allegedly, there have been over 250 redundancies, 509 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:52,800 and agency staff no longer receive a complimentary lunch box 510 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,080 for their shift. 511 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:55,120 MAISIE: Oh! 512 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:56,800 You wait till Marcus Rashford hears about this. 513 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:59,600 LAUGHTER 514 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:59,600 Fuming. Fuming! 515 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,680 So that was Erik ten Hag, 516 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:04,360 who was sacked by Manchester United in October. 517 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,880 People say he was a bad manager, 518 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,960 but in his defence was Harry Maguire. 519 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,480 So what was he supposed to do? LAUGHTER 520 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:14,960 Erik did make it onto the podium in no less than the top spot. 521 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:16,640 MAISIE: Balls! So well done to you guys. 522 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:19,360 Let's see the final line up on the podium. 523 00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:21,800 Third place Emma Hayes, second Jimmy Anderson 524 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:24,360 and top for Erik ten Hag! 525 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:27,760 And now, at last, it's time for the moment you've all been waiting for. 526 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:29,880 It's the dartboard of minority sports! 527 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,240 CHEERING, APPLAUSE 528 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:36,040 In this round, we'll be combining the pure skill of 529 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,480 professional darts with cutting edge CGI 530 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,240 to ask our teams to identify stories 531 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:42,360 from some of the more niche sporting events this year, 532 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:45,240 inspired by the Doge of Darts, Luke Littler. 533 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:47,600 When you hear someone's breathed new life into darts, 534 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,880 you just assume it's going to be a paramedic. 535 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,640 LAUGHTER 536 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:53,120 Jon, do you want to throw a dart? 537 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:54,320 Who at? 538 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:55,360 LAUGHTER 539 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,400 I'm going to throw it like Mensur Suljovic. 540 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:00,520 CHUCKLING 541 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,160 OOHING, LAUGHTER 542 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,480 Oh! Look at that magic! 543 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,120 Any idea what sport that is? 544 00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:08,160 MAISIE: Oh, wait, he's got something between his legs! 545 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,840 It looks like Quidditch, doesn't it? 546 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,360 KATARINA: It's like the broom. Like a... 547 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,800 What do you reckon, Jon's team? 548 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,520 I think I heard you say it. Q-Quidditch? 549 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:16,360 That's exactly right. It was Quidditch. 550 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:17,720 Well done! 551 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:20,160 It's actually called Quadball now. 552 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:21,960 Each team has seven players on the pitch. 553 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,760 Can you name the four positions? Go for it. 554 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:27,640 You've got your seekers, your beaters, your chasers? 555 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:29,360 Chasers. And keeper, right? 556 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:30,960 Did I say that? No. That's the other one. 557 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,480 Keeper. And the keeper! Yeah. Well done! Fantastic! 558 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:34,600 APPLAUSE 559 00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:38,280 There's also, interestingly... 560 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,600 Never has so much work been done by the word interestingly. 561 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,240 Erm... 562 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,240 LAUGHTER 563 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:46,360 There is also an impartial role of a flag runner 564 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:50,040 whose sole job is to run on the pitch 20 minutes into the game 565 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:53,200 in all yellow with a tennis ball attached to their shorts, 566 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,400 acting as the snitch. 567 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:57,160 RAUCOUS LAUGHTER 568 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:58,360 Ho-ho! 569 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,840 That does happen to you at a certain age. 570 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,800 LAUGHTER 571 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:06,880 Eddie's thinking, 572 00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:08,800 "Can I sell this to Saudi?" EDDIE: No, I'm not! 573 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:11,080 APPLAUSE 574 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:13,840 I was thinking... 575 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,360 Hello? 576 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,400 Is that Turki Alalshikh? 577 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:24,080 Your Excellency? Hello? 578 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,240 Gone. He's gone. 579 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,800 I feel like they'd have more beaters. 580 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:29,360 EXCLAMATIONS LAUGHTER 581 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:33,440 Very good. 582 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:36,360 The creator, Alex Benepe, gave a Ted talk... 583 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,600 I mean, they will give Ted talks to anybody. 584 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:41,080 ..where he made a certain claim about Quadball. 585 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,360 What was it? 586 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:44,080 He'd have said something ludicrous like, 587 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:45,920 "One day this will be at Wembley," 588 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,360 or, "This will be the most popular sport ever." Olympic sport. 589 00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:50,320 Do you know what? I'm going to give you a point there, Jon, 590 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:51,560 because he actually said... 591 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:04,680 Wow. 592 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:06,280 That is a man after my own heart! 593 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:07,600 LAUGHTER 594 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:10,120 That's right. 595 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,360 Quadball, which recently changed its name from Quidditch 596 00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:14,560 due to JK Rowling's outspoken views 597 00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:16,880 because apparently people who run around clapping, 598 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:19,480 pretending they're wizards on broomsticks can feel shame. 599 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,600 LAUGHTER 600 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:23,160 Here we go. Here we go. 601 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:24,280 OK. 602 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:27,520 Very good. Shall we have another throw of a dart? 603 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:29,200 Maisie? We have got an audience. 604 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:30,440 Just don't... 605 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,240 Oh, you go... 606 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,240 JASON LAUGHS 607 00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:37,720 MAISIE: Oh! 608 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,360 EDDIE: Oh, my God. 609 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:40,680 Yes! 610 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,440 I've been to this. You've been to it?! 611 00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:44,280 I've been to this. What is it? 612 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,400 It's professional hobbyhorsing. 613 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:49,640 Oh, my God... And it's every bit as insane in real life. 614 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,960 We filmed a pilot for this show, 615 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:56,640 and we turned up to this sports hall where all of this stuff was set up, 616 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,360 and then this woman came in. 617 00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:00,360 She had these three hobby horses, right? 618 00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:03,000 Two of them were like jet black horses. 619 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,880 One was sort of tan coloured, and she'd named them. 620 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:08,360 She went, "This is Miss Chief," 621 00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:09,960 like as a play on words. 622 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,880 Oh, I see, yeah. Like, "This is Miss Chief. 623 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,360 "This one is Miss Understanding." 624 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:14,880 So I went to the third one. 625 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:17,360 I was like, "Oh, this one could be Miss Demeanour." 626 00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:19,360 And she looked at me, dead at, and she went, 627 00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:21,440 "Well, no, cos they're not siblings." 628 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,000 LAUGHTER 629 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:28,560 I can die happy because I've seen this sport. 630 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:31,480 Well, luckily we can all die happy because we've got a clip. 631 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:32,720 Oh, yes! 632 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,160 LAUGHTER 633 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,120 I love it. 634 00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:49,640 APPLAUSE 635 00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:54,960 I think I could be good at that, you know? 636 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:56,360 Yeah. 637 00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:58,560 That is honestly the narrative arc we all want. 638 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:03,000 KJT, post heptathlete then becomes professional hobbyhorse... 639 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,720 If it's in 2028, maybe I can get a gold there. 640 00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:06,320 Yeah! Oh, my God. 641 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:07,720 Absolutely. 642 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:09,040 How do you... How do you think it works? 643 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,360 What's the... We're sort of cynical about it, 644 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:12,960 but now I think about it, it's more of a sport 645 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:16,360 than actual horse sport because the horse is doing most of the work. 646 00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:17,840 They're doing all of that. 647 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,720 STUART: Yeah, but why bother with the horse? 648 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,120 Well, you'd look ridiculous without the fake horse. 649 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:24,040 LAUGHTER 650 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,360 Cos people need some dignity! 651 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:29,520 Time now for the missing words round. 652 00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:32,800 I'm going to show you a quote, post, or a bit of punditry from this year, 653 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:34,680 and I want you to fill in the gaps. 654 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:37,080 First up, what's missing from this quote? 655 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,680 What? KATARINA: I think I know this. 656 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:43,760 It's, "they can qualify for an Olympic Games." 657 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:45,360 Yeah. You're joking? Exactly right. 658 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:46,640 No! 659 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:49,800 Oh, my God. 660 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,880 That was after the break dancing. 661 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,280 LAUGHTER 662 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:56,360 May as well say, "One in four Brits are overconfident men." 663 00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:57,680 That's a bit less... 664 00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:59,600 That feels like that could also be said. 665 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:00,800 I really wish that, like, 666 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,440 they would take just one random person from the crowd 667 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:05,080 and put them into an event. 668 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,720 What is it, ten lanes or something? 669 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,360 If you put, like, just Jeff. 670 00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:10,320 Yeah! You know what I mean? 671 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:11,520 I think that's a good idea. 672 00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:13,760 And you just get picked at random for it. Yeah. 673 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,920 Even like in events like high jump and stuff, 674 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:17,560 that would be really fun to watch. 675 00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:18,960 I just thought of another one. 676 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,280 Like the proper athletes could just have one of those 677 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:24,880 fake horses in between their legs and maybe, like, 678 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:26,680 still beat the random Jeff. 679 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:27,920 I would watch that. 680 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:29,280 Yeah, we both do the high jump, 681 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,120 but you've got to have a hobby horse! 682 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:34,360 For the next one, can you tell me, 683 00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:37,080 according to this BBC Sport post, Birmingham City manager 684 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:39,800 Wayne Rooney sacked by... 685 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,240 JON: Everyone he's ever worked for. 686 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,560 LAUGHTER 687 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,480 And by the time this goes out, Plymouth as well, I think. 688 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:46,720 LAUGHTER 689 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,360 APPLAUSE 690 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:51,960 Birmingham City is the clue as well. 691 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:53,120 Think of the Midlands. 692 00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:54,520 A Peaky Blinder? 693 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,200 I'm going to give you a point for that, Stuart. Oh, yeah? No! 694 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,320 Well done. MAISIE: What?! 695 00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,800 "By order of the Peaky Blinders." 696 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:03,400 Very good. 697 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,800 When you said think of the Midlands, my brain went, 698 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,040 "..by Alison Hammond." 699 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,120 Yeah. 700 00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,920 What's missing from this line from Eddie Hearn's book 701 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,960 Relentless - 12 Rounds To Success. 702 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:22,360 Do you know it? 703 00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:23,920 He didn't write it. What are you talking about? 704 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,600 LAUGHTER 705 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:28,640 Take in less than 20%? 706 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:29,880 Oh! Oh! 707 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,320 LAUGHTER 708 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:34,960 That's very good. 709 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,720 It's something to do with journalists. 710 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:41,720 Not once in my career have I had notes in a press conference. 711 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:42,920 That's exactly right. Well done. 712 00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:44,360 APPLAUSE 713 00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:48,360 Spoken at a press conference with notes. 714 00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:50,480 Eddie's book is a lot like his boxers. 715 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:52,120 Once you put it down, it stays down. 716 00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:54,200 LAUGHTER 717 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:55,320 Yeah... 718 00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:56,640 LAUGHTER DROWNS OUT SPEECH 719 00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:02,880 Cheap now? Is it? Very cheap, yeah. 720 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,040 Genuinely saw it for 2.99 the other day. 721 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,320 Ooh! 722 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,360 Have you ever seen one of your DVDs in the charity shop? 723 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:09,760 I took them in. 724 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:11,360 LAUGHTER 725 00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:15,960 Ha-ha, ha! 726 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,360 WHISTLE BLOWS 727 00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:19,760 Oh, that is the end of the show. 728 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,080 And the final scores are 729 00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,640 Maisie's team with eight points, 730 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:23,960 Jon's team with nine. 731 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,200 Well done. 732 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,360 All right. 733 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,360 APPLAUSE 734 00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:30,800 Thanks to our teams - 735 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,760 Jon Richardson, Stuart Broad and Kadeena Cox. 736 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:37,400 Maisie Adam, Eddie Hearn and Katarina Johnson-Thompson. 737 00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:38,480 CHEERING 738 00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:41,440 Before we go, there's just time to tell you... 739 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,840 In Manchester, one enthusiastic City fan regrets 740 00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:47,160 breaking into the training ground to get closer to Jack Grealish. 741 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:49,600 No! Yes! 742 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,400 CHEERING 743 00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,200 LAUGHTER 744 00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,560 At his future son-in-law's stag do, 745 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:01,280 Roy Keane arrives a bit late. 746 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:04,400 # Sweet Caroline 747 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,520 GROUP: # Dun, dun, dun 748 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,160 ALL: # Good times never... # 749 00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:12,720 MAISIE: Oh, my God! 750 00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:14,920 And there's some good news for British sport 751 00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:16,960 as we finally win our first medal 752 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,960 at the World Recycling Championships. 753 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,240 CHEERING 754 00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:30,280 Goodnight. 755 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,000 WHISTLE BLOWS 756 00:28:58,080 --> 00:28:59,600 WHISTLE BLOWS