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HOW TO BE A BETTER MOM?
I'M A NORMAL MOTHER
HOW TO BE A PRESENT MOTHER 24/7
HOW TO CARE FOR YOUR KIDS
NO ONE EDUCATES YOUR KIDS LIKE YOU
THERE'S NO MOTHERHOOD MANUAL
MOTHERHOOD MANUAL
THURSDAY - FRIDAY - JULIÁN
CELLPHONES
BEST MOM IN THE WORLD
DISCONNECTED 2
- It's late, let's go. - I haven't eaten.
I thought of everything. See? Here's a sandwich to go.
- And mine? - You too. Sandwich to go.
Not just that, also protein bars, in case you want to make the team.
- Don't mess with handball! - Not with handball!
I know. Let's go, let's go.
- No, I mean it. Seriously. - I know. Seriously.
I won't set foot in that gym. I won't go where I'm not wanted.
- I want a bar too. - No! No!
It has peanuts. You're allergic. You'll swell up.
- Boom! Disfigured. Julián, sweetie... - What?
You don't have sports today.
- I'll change. - No! Don't, don't worry.
Mom thought of everything. I have clothes in the car.
Helicopter mom. You're all over us all the time!
I'm just the best mom in the world.
I have a cup that says so. I left it over here.
It's over here.
Look.
You gave that to yourself.
No! You gifted me this from the bottom of your hearts. No!
I have a photo of that day. Look. I even printed it. Look.
Mom, that's photoshopped. And badly.
You have three arms. Clara too!
No way! It looks great! Let's go! We're running late. Let's go!
Why is Chile like this?
Why does everyone drop off their kids by car?
There should be staggered arrivals.
All of Chile earlier, you two a little later.
Let us out here.
What? What if something happens to you?
Like what? We're right here.
You could get run over, a pigeon could come
and hit you in the head and leave you unconscious.
I'd find you four years later without a kidney.
- A dog could eat one of your fingers. - Yeah, sure.
Honey, it happened to me.
Mom, you have all five fingers.
I used to have six.
- I left my presentation at home! - Julián!
What would you do without Mom?
Ta-da!
This isn't mine.
No, yours was bad, I made a new one.
How will he ever learn if you do everything for him?
Oh, well. Are you upset?
- Yes, he's upset! - Shut up, Clara!
No, Mom, I love it. Thanks. You really outdid yourself!
I'm getting out.
No! It started moving.
- Look, here's a space! - Mom, you can't park here!
ANITA'S HARDWARE STORE
Get out! Go! Go!
HANDICAPPED PARKING ONLY
What is it?
Mom, what's with your leg?
- It's a birth defect, you know. - Hurry up, Mom!
Run! Run!
Hey! No, wait up! Wait up!
Ma'am, what did I tell you?
I wasn't coming in. I wasn't.
Clara, Julián! Kids!
Love you! Your mom loves you very much!
Ma'am, you're making things worse.
- I'm leaving! - Please!
Where's my 2,000 pesos?
How should I know?
Don't play dumb, you stole from Carlitos last week.
Milton Tagle, are you accusing me of stealing?
Obviously.
You're just paranoid, like all rich kids.
If you don't give it back, I'll tell the teacher.
Tell her.
- You better give it back. - What's wrong with you?
She didn't steal from you.
It was me.
What are you doing?
I stole from you.
Do you know who I am?
Milton. We've known each other since first grade.
Kids, please, take a seat.
Let's start today's class.
I want my 2,000 before the break, understand?
DAUGHTER ISABEL
Oh, no, Isabel, what a hassle.
YOU HAVE NO INTERNET CONNECTION
The Internet's down.
I don't know what's going on.
The Internet's down?
- Yeah! - Yes, boss, Internet's down.
We don't have Internet.
I'm on it! I'm on it, on it.
Internet?
There's no internet.
- Internet. - Internet's down.
- There's no Internet. - Not again!
It's back! It's back.
It's back!
Victoria, I have to talk to you in my office.
Okay.
- Let's go. - Right behind you.
I'm coming.
Hi, Julián. What happened, love?
The presentation?
It's in the van.
I'll fix it, love. I'll fix it. I'll do it.
Raquel?
- Yes? - Cover for me?
Of course! You won't regret giving me this opportunity.
Stop saying that every day! I don't regret it. Thanks!
We can't keep waiting.
No, I have it all here, I have it covered. Trust me.
Well, this is about...
the French Revolution.
With the French in France...
It was super revolutionary and everything was so intense.
I mean, these were all French. And there was a protest against...
Here. It's here! It's here!
How do you open it? Are these tinted? Can't you see me? Over here!
Thanks, thanks.
- Hi, sorry. - Victoria.
Yes, here's Julián's project.
Sorry, teacher, it was my fault. I take the blame. We left it in the car.
When I went to look for it, I lost my keys.
- I couldn't find my keys... - Victoria! Thanks.
- Yes. - What a spoiled brat.
Excuse me?
What did you say?
Is that your project?
Who did that? Your little brother?
Victoria.
- Victoria, please. - I'm leaving.
- Please. Thanks. - I'm leaving. I'm gone.
Well, this is my presentation of...
Of...
Victoria! Please.
Yes, I was just watching them.
They're all surprised because it's an excellent project.
Museum worthy. Enough for a C. I'm leaving now. Good luck to everyone.
Except one.
- Mom, leave. - The repeater.
Apply the same technique. Three, four, five, attack, come on, swap.
There you go! Again! Come on!
NO ENTRY
Come on! Pass it. Yes! Defense, man! Three, four, five!
- Come on! - Isa, here!
Okay, good, good.
Coach!
Coach.
Coach!
Coach! Sorry!
There was an accident on the road.
We came as fast as we could.
Kony, my dog, Bobi, died last night, and I'm here.
Rules are rules. You don't make it on time, you don't play. Sit.
- But, Coach... - One game.
Two games?
Three games?
There, good. To the hands!
Good!
Good, very good! There you go!
Victoria!
No way.
Victoria, I can still see you.
I'm not Victoria, I'm Ana Garrido.
Mom!
Okay. Sorry! I know I shouldn't be here.
I don't know, the doors look the same. One thing led to another...
Rubén!
Rubén, please!
Rubén!
No, Rubén! Don't worry. Don't hurry.
I'll throw myself out. I know the way, okay?
I won't meddle.
Okay! Let's practice.
Now I get why you want to move across the pond.
What's across the pond, Isa?
Moving to Spain.
Who says it that way?
Old people! Shall we go?
- Isabel, the court! - Let's go.
See? Your daughter is like the Messi of handball.
I didn't know Isabel played handball.
Come on, how did you not know?
Why be all over your kids? They'll grow up and leave anyway.
No, are you crazy? Mine will never leave me.
Hey, Ramiro is waiting in his office.
Right! What did you tell him?
- That you had covid. - Covid?
I'm here!
No! Don't worry! I did a rapid test and it came back negative.
I got scared because my chest was tight. I was suffocating.
I had trouble breathing and thought it was covid. False alarm.
Do you have gum?
May I have one?
I've got bad breath.
Forget about the dragon in my mouth, it's dead.
Victoria.
Cloud System wants to expand its client base in Florida.
We think you're the perfect person to lead this project.
Sorry, not to sound judgy, but Florida isn't the neighborhood for me.
It's so far away. And the Internet service isn't good there.
So, to get there...
No, this is the state of Florida, in the United States.
We want you to put together the project.
If management approves, you'd move to Miami for a year.
If everything goes well, you may stay there longer.
That's good news.
I mean, judging by your face, I thought it was something bad.
What face?
That bad news face you always have. I mean...
Yes!
- Yes! - Okay.
- No. - No what?
The kids. I have kids. I mean, I can't leave them.
I would have to travel with them.
We know you're a bit of an overbearing mother.
I'm not overbearing. I'm super chill.
But the kids are still little, they need me.
The umbilical cord isn't cut yet.
Don't worry, we'll take care of that. Thanks.
This isn't handshake worthy, it's hug worthy, right?
You have 20 days to prepare the project.
Twenty? I'll do it in less. In 15, 14. If you hurry me, in ten.
- Okay. - Thank you!
Okay, you can let go if you like. I'd like it.
I like you too.
No, I'd like you to let go, please.
Yes. Obviously.
Okay. We'll talk.
Miami.
Miami!
Okay!
Here.
I only have five thousand.
I'll need change.
"I'll need change."
Did it hurt?
No, not at all. It's all good.
Let's share the loss.
Okay, thanks.
- Are you new? - No.
- We've know each other since first grade. - I know.
I love your eye.
Which one?
Shall we?
Do you really like one eye?
- Miami? - Miami?
It's so exciting!
A month from today, we'll be living in Miami.
So, what do you think?
- I don't want to go to Miami. - Me neither.
Exactly! It's too good of an opportunity.
This will change our lives.
But, Mom, change what? I don't want any change, I'm good.
I'm good with Gracia.
- Who's Gracia? - Who's Gracia?
Gracia Tupper, my future girlfriend.
No, I'm sorry, you're not listening. You don't get it.
I'm talking about Miami! Miami, United States.
- Miami beach, Miami party, Miami CSI. - Yes.
A better life, better colleges, better schools.
Everything's better. Like here, but better.
There's more. More of everything. More mountains, more snow, more rivers.
More of everything.
Mom, how can there be snow? Miami is a swamp, it's sinking!
- Have you been there? - No.
- So? - Neither have you.
But I know, I know them. If they don't have snow, they create it.
That's how they do it there. The land of opportunity.
We can meet famous people!
Who knows? We might end up being Shakira's neighbors.
I don't think Shakira wants to meet another Clara.
Besides, I'd rather stay in Chile.
Where are you going? We're talking!
- What? What? - Hey.
I don't understand why. Handball?
It couldn't be because of handball. That'd be stupid!
How can it be stupid? My only friends are on that team.
What? Want me to be like Silvana Marcovecchio?
Who's Silvana Marcovecchio?
See? Nobody knows her because she's not on the team.
Besides, I'm good at handball.
Well, you're not a starter.
- Mom. - But it's true.
Okay, Mom. Thanks. Great! Thanks for the support.
No, I can't leave now. I can't!
- No! - But you can still play over there!
Clara, there are lots of handball clubs.
You're lying! In Miami, you can't even have a career
because there are no pro leagues like in Spain.
What do they play? Football? Sucks.
But it's so similar! They both grab the ball with their hands.
- I can't talk to you! - Clara!
And you? Yes, you!
You can't go because you like a girl who's not even your girlfriend.
It's ridiculous, Julián.
Mom, love comes when it comes.
Tell it to come later! To come in a year, okay?
You go!
If the job's so good, you go! Julián and I can stay with Dad.
Solved. Everyone's happy.
So, you don't...
I'm sorry! Sorry, you're not getting it. You're not getting it!
Stop it, Victoria! Enough!
You can't just make decisions like that. We're staying in Chile.
Coming.
I'm coming!
Hi.
- How are you? - Fine, and you?
- Fine. - And?
What's the good news?
We're moving in with you in a month.
WOMEN'S HANDBALL CHAMPIONSHIP
EVOLUTION OF WOMAN
MESSAGES FROM TODAY
What's up, dude?
Did you tell your mom we're going to Spain?
I have two teams we can try out for. We're so close to being free!
Don't look at her.
I mean, I can't believe handball and a crush on a girl
are more important than your future.
They're too young, they don't see the opportunity they have.
I'd have given my life for it.
I understand, it's the same with Isabel.
She's a kid, but she behaves like she's 17.
But she is 17.
Well, I don't care she's 17.
- Yes. - Our daughters are the same.
So comfortable.
They're comfortable.
That's it!
- That's it! - Yes!
We have to make them stop being comfortable.
Of course!
If Julián loses his girlfriend and Clara loses handball,
they won't be comfortable and won't have an issue going to Miami!
How will you do that?
I'll boycott their lives.
It'll hurt me more than them,
but it's for their own good. I'm their mom.
I think it'll hurt them a lot.
It'll hurt me more because they'll each suffer,
but I'll suffer for both of them. Double.
"V" for Victoria. Victory.
So vulgar!
Why? "R" for Raquel.
"R" for ridiculous.
Hey!
Break time is over.
- Let's go. - Let's.
Raquel, I love that I hired you.
Otherwise I wouldn't have anyone to talk to.
Hi, my loves. How are you? How was your day?
- Fine. - Fine.
Look, I get it. I get it.
You have your life here in Chile, and I can't change it all overnight.
So I thought about it a lot...
and made a decision.
I'll go to Miami on my own.
- Really? - Really. Yes.
Look, I'll miss you a lot, but I thought about it and...
What's a year?
It'll fly by, and you can come visit whenever you want.
You can even come with Graciela, my love.
- Gracia. - You're welcome.
No, her name is Gracia, not Graciela.
Right.
Shall we make peace? Reconciliation hug?
Come here. I love you very much.
So, this is important. Cellphones here. I put mine in already.
Quick, quick! There. Cellphone. Yes.
Leave your stuff, go wash your hands, and I'll wait here. Go!
GRACIA
Here's Gracia. She's pretty.
I'll remove the "like."
ALARMS
- What's wong? - Here.
What's wrong? Yummy food, my love. Your favorite dishes.
Pesto pasta for you. Sushi for you. Please.
Mom cooked some yummy food today.
STREET CLOSED
Hi, Isa?
What time is it?
Fuck. Mom!
Mom! Mom!
- Mom! My alarms were off! - What, honey?
- Alarms? - I have to make the match.
No.
Hurry!
I'm on it, baby. I'm hurrying. I'm hurrying.
STOP
And what song is this one?
"Life Is Life." So easy.
Why did you come this way?
It's the road I always take.
Saturdays there's a bike event.
Well, I forgot! I forgot!
I thought cycling would be a fad, but it came to stay.
Not white fringe boots. A fad. Passing fashion.
I bought those boots, left the store and they were out of style.
When will I wear them? They're in my closet.
So they say, "Victoria's a jerk..."
- Okay. - Hey, Clara! Clara! Clara!
Clara!
God, this girl.
- Clara! - Ma'am!
You can't park here.
I can because I'm blind. I can't see you. Where are you?
- Are you still there? - Ma'am!
Don't yell, I can't hear in this ear.
Clara! Clara!
Defense! Come back!
Yes, come back!
Defense! Stay there!
Stay there!
Coach!
- Can I go in? - No.
- Come on. - Not a chance.
- Please. - Bench.
- Coach! - Bench.
- Coach! It was five minutes. - Bench.
There you go! Pass it!
But to your teammate! No! No!
Awful pass, but it's not terrible. Not terrible.
Come on, girls! Yes! Keep going.
Attack! Steal it! No, over there!
She's not playing.
- She's on the bench. - Up!
We're doing good!
Go! Defense! Go! Defense!
Come on!
- Hi, I'm home! - Hi.
- What's that? - I'm baking a cake.
- So nice, you'll make me cry. - It's for Gracia.
- Gracia? - Yes.
She's here. Can you go to your room?
Yes, sure.
I'll open it!
Victoria, Gracia Tupper.
Hi, yes. Come in.
- Hi. - Hi.
I made you a cake, but it's not ready.
So sweet! You'll make me cry.
- Which one's your room? - That one.
Let's go.
Mom, don't bother us, please.
No, honey. Act like I'm not even here.
- Mom! - Honey!
I thought it was the bathroom. So absent-minded. And it's my house.
You're wrong, I don't steal.
But I saw you.
No, I take from the ones who have a lot and give it to the poor.
It's a business venture.
I've never met an entrepreneur.
Yes. But here are rules.
Because I don't do it to family and friends.
- Did you call me? - No.
- Okay, my bad. Need anything? - Privacy.
Okay.
Are you playing cards? I'll join you.
- What are you playing? - Nervous.
Nervous, I love it.
- You know how to play? - I remember.
Are these mine? Perfect. I start?
Ace.
- Two. - Three.
Stop.
What? I thought I'd do it.
- Okay, you win. - Ace.
- Two. - Three.
- Four. - Mine!
- I beat you, little girl. - Mom.
Lovely. Lovely little girl.
Your underpants, honey.
He has them all over the house.
Always the same. Not just that, sometimes he wears them two days straight.
You're lying, Mom! Those aren't even mine.
We're among friends.
I smell something burning.
My cake!
What's important is the effort. The burning doesn't take away the love.
Sorry about this. It's never happened before.
No worries. We'll have other cakes.
No, not the cake. It's...
It's my mom, she's sort of special.
She's not special, she's jealous. You're her baby.
I'm not a baby.
I don't belong to anyone.
Now you're mine.
You're playing dirty, kid.
You can't do that.
Bye.
LOCATING JULIÁN
Mom! Mom! Mom!
- What's wrong? - What's wrong?
- How did it go?
Cintia got injured in the match, so Coach put me in.
And I scored eight goals!
- Eight. - Eight!
Eight goals! See? Told you I'd be a starter.
Today we only get good news.
Did you bake a cake?
Chocolate?
It's disgusting.
- Don't bake it again. - Okay.
Are you happy?
- Very happy. - Me too!
It's very important for us to feel like this company is
like our home, you know?
So we have to take care of it and try to grow it.
COMMON SPORTS INJURIES
Okay, Victoria is now in charge of a very important project in Miami.
Victoria, can you tell us how it's going?
KNEE INJURIES
Victoria?
Victoria!
How's the Miami project going?
Good! I mean, super good.
I actually have it here.
MIAMI PROJECT
Wait. Here! And it's, well, fantastic.
PROJECT CONSISTS OF:
It's better than 15 minutes ago.
I'd show you, but I need to run a spell check.
No problem, I can check that.
No! No, thanks. It's just that...
Punctuation is important for me. I'm strict with it.
Like the use of semicolons. When it's a period or a comma...
I don't know, you might do it differently.
Maybe you'd use a semicolon, you know.
When there's a period above a comma, it's no man's land.
What's a semicolon? A period? A comma? I'm done there.
The idea. Period.
If I want to continue, comma. But if I say something like...
Is that where a semicolon goes? I don't know. I...
Ramiro, I have to go.
No, why? No.
You wouldn't understand. I have a mother's instinct.
An intuition. Like my daughter will have an accident.
I swear.
I know it's not serious, but I have to be there, okay?
We're in the middle of an important meeting.
- Yes, thanks! Bye. - I'd rather...
Victoria.
- Did you press one? - Yes.
You can't leave. I said no!
HOW TO CARE FOR YOUR KIDS
Clara! Clara!
No. No!
Clara! No! Clara! No!
Clara!
- Clara! - Mom?
Clarita!
- Clarita! - What?
Victoria?
What? Isabel?
- Yes. - What happened?
The gas line is broken.
You could slip, and the water heater is broken.
We have an electric one.
Yes, but it's dangerous. There's no hot water.
Yes, there's hot water.
You don't get it because you're too young.
Come, my love.
- Calm down. - You could've had an accident.
Me too?
Yes, you too.
But Clara more so.
Rubén!
SANTA CECILIA SCHOOL
Rubén!
Have you seen Julián?
I'm having a coffee.
No. Have you seen Julián? My son.
I can't find him. He should be here, he won't answer.
- He left with Gracia. - With Gracia?
You're welcome.
LOCATION 7 KM AWAY
He's at the mall.
I'm so over that girl.
Why are you over her?
Now you can hear? You can listen from that far?
What?
Are you sure your dad won't notice?
My dad never checks his cards.
PROCESSING PAYMENT YOU BOUGHT YOUR TICKETS!
WE'LL SEND THEM VIA EMAIL
- Done. - We're leaving?
- We're leaving. - We're leaving.
INCOMING CALL: VICENTE
- Hi, Victoria? - Not now, Vicente.
That way.
- It's up there. - Up where?
- Vicente! - You didn't hang up.
I did now.
- Do you like these? - No, they're too small.
- May I help you? - No, I'm just looking.
Any sports you're interested in?
I have paddle balls, paddle racket. Badminton balls, badminton racket.
Pilates balls. I don't have Pilates rackets.
Weights. Four, six, eight pounds. Say bye to those extra pounds.
No. Found what I was looking for.
Want to try it on?
No, it's for my son.
How far along?
- My son? - No, the pregnancy.
I'll let you know what I decide.
May I help with anything?
- Have you made a decision? - Yes, this one, size 42.
Miriam! Do we have it in 42?
Or maybe in 46.
Don't move!
What's going on here?
Mom?
Run!
Down, down, down! Up, up, up!
Over there!
Here, here!
It's locked! It's locked!
I made it.
Come on.
There they are!
We'll have to jump.
- What? - There? Jump?
Follow me!
It's great, you'll be fine! Jump! Jump!
Jump or go to jail.
- And if we get hurt? - I won't go back to jail.
- Go back? - Come on!
There they are!
Quick! Run! Run!
I'm glad I came or you'd be screwed.
Run!
Hey!
We're here. Get out, honey.
But we have to drop Gracia.
Don't worry, Julián. It's girl time, okay?
I'll call you to say good night.
Okay.
No kissing for now.
That's my house.
Wait!
Okay, woman to woman. How much to leave my son alone?
- Victoria, may we be on familiar terms? - No.
I love your son, and he loves me.
How can you love each other? I mean... You're...
Julián loves stupid things!
Do you know what he loved last year? Ninja Turtles. That's what you want?
We have a super strong connection.
Wifi kids, connection. You're kids! How long have you known each other?
It doesn't matter.
Look, he told me I was the best girlfriend in the world.
I didn't buy it myself.
Tell me the truth. Why can't you accept this relationship?
You'll get him in trouble. I know my son.
He's good, healthy and innocent. What did you teach him?
To steal from a mall.
I can smell you, I see your mating ritual.
Your plumage. Your cute little hat. Making eyes at him.
I know your type. I know it well, you know why?
Because I was exactly like you!
I'll give you some advice.
You're going to Miami. You'll need a replacement.
That should be someone who loves Julián and takes care of him, like me.
Friends?
No way. Get out.
This isn't over.
- Should we end it now? - No.
Some other day.
I'll end it when I want.
Do you really not mind going to Miami alone for so long?
No.
That's good. I thought you would.
Of course I mind, Vicente.
You just said you didn't.
If I say no, it's obviously yes. How can I not?
Did you come to ask me that?
No, I didn't come for that.
I'm seeing someone.
- I don't want you to feel uncomfortable. - No! No.
Not at all.
Are you saying you're not because you are?
No! Not at all! Congratulations! No, my mind is somewhere else.
I want to remove someone from a team.
She's a coworker, I don't know how to do it.
Fire her.
No, I can't.
No, because I'm like her mother. So...
No. I need them to fire her.
To remove her. And not to know I'm behind it.
Well, if you want to do that, you have to...
Don't focus on her, focus on the team.
If you can break the trust between her and the team,
she'll leave on her own. Trust me.
Hey!
Good advice! I forgot you were good at giving advice.
- Sure. - Thanks!
Thanks.
Really, thanks!
What are you doing?
Why?
Were you going to kiss me?
No. No!
- Vicente... - No!
- Eyes closed, puckered lips. - Sorry! I...
I have never closed my eyes to kiss anyone. No.
Besides, I'm seeing someone.
- They're dry. - What?
The dishes. I'm almost done, I got it. Go home.
Okay. Thanks.
- Bye. - Bye.
See? I kissed you with my eyes open.
See?
- Thanks for the advice. - Sure.
Hey.
Who am I?
You're insufferable.
INCORRECT PASSWORD
So mistrustful.
MOVE YOUR HEAD SLOWLY TO COMPLETE THE CIRCLE
Nice!
We're here! Okay.
- Hey! - Hi, Rubén.
Don't worry, man, I'm not coming in.
Clara! Clarita!
Good luck at your match!
Here comes Gracia.
Wait for me here.
- Hi. - Hi, Victoria.
Did you come say hi?
Look, Gracia, if you promise me you won't get Julián in trouble,
I'll give you my blessing.
Done.
Friends?
Friends.
- May I hug you? - Yes, friend.
- Are we on familiar terms? - No. Go.
- Hi. - Hi.
Okay. Go learn something.
Go cross her!
Switch it up! Good!
Isa!
Take it over there!
Isa!
Switch! Now, attack! Go!
Outside!
There you go!
Raquel, I sent you the file with the new project.
Okay, what's the name?
The name is "file with the new project."
Have you seen my phone?
- No. - I can't find it anywhere.
Can you call me?
- Sure. - Okay.
- Call me. - Yes.
What did we say about cellphones?
Where is it ringing?
Come on.
Gracia, take it out.
It's in your backpack. Don't stare, take it out.
Did you steal my mom's phone?
How did it get here? I didn't steal it.
You're not an entrepreneur, you're a thief.
Julián!
Okay, people, please.
I told you, you have 15 minutes left on the test.
- Where's my cellphone? - Thief.
- What's with you? - What about you?
- Nothing, you're crazy! - What's wrong with you? Let me go!
What is this?
Ladies! Break it up!
Do you think you're animals?
I mean, how can you fight like that?
You're teammates, best friends.
- I have no idea! Isabel started it. - Me?
You wouldn't pass the ball, and then you threw it at my face!
"Nico, you drive me crazy."
"I like you so much, I can't even stare at you."
"If you give me a chance, I promise you won't regret it."
"You can count on me to be discreet. Clara."
This is a message Clara sent Nico. My Nico!
- And the idiot responded! - No.
How could I write that, Isabel?
Sent last night, jerk.
I didn't write this!
It says "diskreet." I'd never write "discreet" with a "k."
Sorry, Coach.
I can't play on a team where there isn't any loyalty.
- Me neither. - Me neither.
Yeah. Me neither.
I'm the victim here. I didn't write that!
Calm down, girls.
Everybody calm down. We have to agree for the sake of the team.
We want her out.
- Leave. - Get her out.
Yes, out.
- Get her out. - Bye.
Arrivederci, asshole.
What? Is this a joke?
Leave!
Keeping calm is crucial during these...
- Fuck you! - Okay.
Fuck you! Fuck all of you! Fuck you, Isabel!
Calm down, girls. Everyone calm down.
What did Nicolás respond?
This generation. You can't ask them anything.
Go get changed.
Hi, babies. How was your day?
We want to go to Miami with you.
What happened?
Nothing. We want to go with you.
You had it, honey.
Come hug me. Come.
Hey, whatever is going on, we'll overcome it.
Everything will be fine in Miami. It will be okay.
Before we leave, I'd like to say goodbye to Rigoberto.
Of course, honey.
Besides, I think Rigoberto would like that.
Yes.
What's with that face, Julián? Honey, what's wrong?
Me and Gracia are over.
At your age, things like that happen.
Knock, knock.
- Who is it? - Obviously not Gracia.
Mom!
- What? - So annoying.
- It was a joke! - It wasn't funny.
Not Fanny, Gracia. Gracia is gone.
- So annoying. - You have your dad's lack of humor.
My recently separated friend laughed.
Of course I didn't mention Gracia, but Roberto.
That was her ex's name, Roberto.
A bad guy. Can you believe he left her for her sister?
I don't think it was his sister. Or hers?
No, must be hers, or... Here! Here.
Be careful, the floor is slippery. Remember how Mr. Osvaldo broke his hip.
They gave him a titanium one. He runs now, he's like the Terminator.
And this? Remember how Mrs. Carmen slept here?
She died, yes.
- Eating lentils, she died. - Mom.
I swear. It's true! She was like... They couldn't save her.
Thirty.
Thirty-one.
- Hi, Rigo. - Hi, Rigoberto.
- Hi. - Hi.
Nurse!
Beautiful. Look how...
So nice.
- Sorry. - Yes.
- Hi. - Rigoberto, can you do me a small favor?
What, Cecilia? The cellphone.
- It broke down again. - Let's see.
It hasn't rung in days.
My grandkids told me they'd call this week.
I'll check it and give it to you tonight.
- Thanks. - Thank you.
Have a good one.
Maybe she forgot to charge it. Happens to me.
It's the grandkids, they say they'll call and then don't.
Well, maybe they're busy. We shouldn't judge.
Busy? These old people are all alone.
They'd love their grandkids to come see them,
I don't know, once a week, once a month at least!
Hey, I don't see your friend Two-teeth Julio.
He moved across the street.
He moved to the cemetery?
How are you doing in Math?
Fine, yes, all good.
- Why did zero and two break up? - I don't know.
Some-one came between them!
Why?
How's the hardware store going?
No, the hardware store is...
- Zero? - No, it's okay.
In its prime.
Next.
NOW HELPING
Your mom told me you want to move to Miami, right?
Yes! Sure!
They made the decision, we're all very happy.
What about handball?
No handball because... No, those girls are the worst.
You know what they did?
One sent a sexy message to her best friend's boyfriend.
And who was blamed for it? Clara. Can you believe it?
That's pure envy. Pure envy.
They can't stand a beautiful girl with an awesome mom.
So, of course, they can't stand her.
Just like that?
Just like that.
Julián.
- Julián! - What?
I never told Mom about the message.
The message, Nico and Isa. She didn't know.
- So what? - Think! How did she know?
- I don't know. - She did it!
- Mom sent the message? - Yes!
So...
Mom likes your friend's boyfriend.
No, you idiot! No! She sent Nico that message to fuck me up.
And probably put her cellphone in Gracia's backpack.
That's why she hugged her before school.
- She hugged her? - Yes.
You didn't find it weird?
No, I thought they were getting along.
She's her son's girlfriend! They'll never get along.
- What should we do? - Hit her where it hurts.
Where?
The Miami trip.
What school will I attend in Miami?
I don't know, Miami's best!
I'll do my presentation
and start looking for the best school and best college for Clarita.
First, I have to deliver the file. I'll need your help this week.
- Clara! - What?
Can I count on you?
- Yes, of course. - Great!
We have to learn the language.
Hi, my brother. Hello, how are you? I want to eat pork and beans.
And fried plantain for dessert.
Julián?
Julián, you went too far.
I'm Gino Delgado.
Sorry, I'm closing it.
- Julián? - In here.
You look worse than the guy next door.
Yes! Right? Take a picture!
No, but don't smile, Julián. It's for Mom.
- Don't post it. - Okay.
All legal, you know? In the US.
- Wait, let me put... - Victoria.
- Let's meet. - Yes.
And...
Now! Please.
Right now? Yes, of course. No problem.
Sorry! It's my son.
ANSWER
Shit!
Peanuts! Peanuts!
What peanuts?
- Julián, my love. - Mom! Here!
Honey!
You look worse than the guy next door.
- Did they give him something? - Yes.
Good!
You know not to eat peanuts.
I swear I want to slap you! But I can't touch that face.
You look terrible.
I mean, you look like a lion.
One who was in a fight.
Okay, okay.
I have 21 missed calls from my boss.
Honey, go lie down, go to your bed. You too. I have to work all night.
DON'T EVER LIE TO YOUR KIDS
DON'T BLAME YOURSELF, YOU'RE A GOOD MOTHER
Go, go, go!
It's so bad.
Yes, but go.
No, it's your turn.
- No! - Your turn!
- No! - Clara, your turn!
- No! - No, your turn.
- You promised. - Julián, plan B. Plan B.
Shit! The time.
I'm so stupid.
- She's coming. - I told Milton, "Do you know who I am?"
Hi! Have you seen my phone?
- My phone? - No.
Can you help me look for it?
I have to give my presentation tomorrow.
- What about breakfast? - Yes, Mom. I'm hungry.
I don't know, honey. I can't today. I'm so behind. I really can't!
- No. - Mom!
- We're not eating? - Please.
Buy yourself something.
Like... Let me check.
I only have five thousand. Have any change?
- No. - Well, okay.
I'm so mad. I always have it with me. Bye!
Calm down. It has to be somewhere, Mom. Look for it.
Look what I found.
- I'll make breakfast. - I'll take the money.
- No, Julián! - Yes!
- No! - She gave it to me.
The Miami project has three parts.
First is planning.
What's going on?
No.
Taxi! Taxi! Taxi!
Hi. I don't have cash, but I can do a transfer.
But later, I don't have my phone.
- I'm not stupid, ma'am! - What?
It had to be today! It had to be today!
The other way.
Sorry!
Ramiro!
Victoria, what's wrong? I'm starting to worry. What's that?
This... This is for you!
Yes, because you're the world's best boss.
Number one in the office. Here. There.
- Victoria, please focus on your work. - I'm focused.
Tomorrow at 10:00 am we're meeting with management
for the Miami project. That's the deadline!
I know. Everything's fine. The project is really good.
Out of all my projects, this is the best so far. It's...
- 10:00 am. - Yes.
Not 10:05, not 10:10. 10:00.
10:00. Sharp. When it's 9:59, then 10:00, that's when.
- All good? - No, not good.
- At 10:00. - Yes, at 10:00. At 10:00.
- All good? - Sort of, the thing is I'm so behind.
I'll have to pull an all-nighter. I need to drink 100 coffees.
- I want one too. - Let's make it 101.
- I'll get it. - Raquel!
For being the best coworker.
These leaves are also yours.
I'll go.
What's so urgent?
Mom.
There are no perfect mothers.
Mothers do what they can, they make mistakes, they're human.
- How was your mom? - Perfect. An angel.
Rigoberto, we need to teach Mom a lesson.
What did she do now?
Mom, what are those shoes?
They're new. Today is an important day and I have to be at my best.
There. Rayel José is coming.
- Wait. Who is it? - Who is it?
Hi?
Yes. How can I know where Rigoberto is? He lives with you.
Rigoberto?
- They can't find him. - What?
- Let's go find him. - No!
There he is. No! Honey, I have to go, I can't be late.
It's Rigoberto! We have to find him.
- Not today! - Mom, yes, you can.
- Mom! How can you leave him? - Mom.
- We must find him. - Okay, but make it quick.
- Let's go. - Okay.
Hi, it's Victoria.
- No, lady. Sit in the front. - Okay.
Hurry, then.
Come on, sir, we're in a hurry.
Let's go!
Rigoberto. He looks good.
I need him to fix my phone. It's broken again.
- Have you seen him today? - No.
- Are you sure? - Your lunch, darling.
There you go. There it is.
Again?
You know the temptation is too great. But I left the corn and the potatoes.
Okay? Well, just the potato.
Have a good one. If you need me, ring the bell.
Have you seen him?
You haven't?
Have you seen him?
I haven't.
Thanks.
Don't touch it.
ANITA'S HARDWARE STORE
And the doctor, kind of annoyed, says,
"But what do you do with the suppositories, eat them?"
"What, Doctor? Want me to put them up my ass?"
Rigoberto!
My goodness, half of Santiago is looking for you!
But why? I'm not in jail.
No, but when you leave the home, you need to tell them!
Well, I forgot.
Hello? Raquel, did you change the meeting?
Yes, I talked to Ramiro. He's expecting you at 11:00. Don't worry.
Thanks! You saved my life!
Come on, Casanova, we're out of time. Let's go.
God! Young people are always in a hurry. All the time. Where are we going?
- That's how it is! Let's go. - I have to say goodbye to the ladies.
Say goodbye outside, we're late. Let's go.
Come on, ladies. Let's go!
Quickly. Hey!
And that's my presentation for the Miami project.
- So good. - Yes.
Beautiful project.
No, Vicky could never.
- What a great presentation! - She did great!
Great project.
Why did you start early?
You were obviously going to be late for your most important project.
Sorry! It's seven minutes to 11:00.
No, Victoria, don't even try. You're late. Own up to it.
I wasn't late because Raquel said it was at 11:00.
Don't blame me.
If it weren't for Raquel, the project would have failed.
You screwed me over?
- Excuse me? - I can't believe it...
You stole my project!
You even dressed like me. You never wear any colors!
Look, Victoria.
I really can't take the blame for your lack of responsibility.
And let me tell you now.
Forget about Miami.
Raquel will take that spot.
Shall we?
Let's go.
Okay, Mom, calm down. Everything happens for a reason.
I don't know, maybe they'll send you next year.
- No. - Someplace better.
No.
Mom, don't feel bad.
It's my fault, my fault.
- I do everything wrong. - No.
I do everything wrong!
- That's it, I do everything wrong! - You had bad luck.
No!
I fuck up. That's what I do.
Yeah, but...
we all went a bit too far.
What? What do you mean?
- Nothing. - No, he means...
I'm not asking you, I'm asking him.
What do you mean "we all went a bit too far"?
Julián, look at me.
- Julián, look at me. - No!
- I'm your mom, I'm asking. - Look at me.
- Don't look at your sister. - Calm down.
- You said it. - Don't look at Mom.
Julián, tell me!
We made you lose the Miami trip.
How?
Rigoberto.
Rigoberto?
- And the van? - That too.
And the cellphone. We turned off the alarm.
Stop!
I just don't understand why.
Why?
The nerve!
You fucked up our lives so we'd go to Miami with you!
Yes, but I was thinking about your future!
Thanks, Mom!
Thanks for making me look awful in front of my team!
You made me lose my friends.
Hey! Don't fight.
Okay, I accept that. It wasn't the best way.
But honestly, everything I do in life, I do it thinking about you two.
I mean, we moved into this house.
I try to keep a good job for you!
Everything is for you!
We were apart so long that, honestly, I thought this trip
would be the best opportunity I could give you.
Now it's our fault you weren't there?
Okay.
- Hey, calm down. - What?
Okay, sorry!
Sorry, Mom. But if you really want to fix things,
leave us alone instead of suffocating us.
I don't suffocate you! Do I?
Really? I suffocate you?
Yeah?
Why haven't you told me?
Anything else I don't know?
No.
Clara's gonna play handball in Spain with Isabel.
You snitch!
Really? You're leaving?
Yes, I'm going to try my luck at handball with Isa.
Why so far away?
It's not that far. It's like 12 hours by plane.
No.
Handball isn't a career, and you're too young.
I'm your mom, I won't allow it.
I don't care! Dad gave me permission.
I don't! You can't travel without my permission.
You know what? If you feel so suffocated and it's that bad,
you can go back to living with Vicente tomorrow!
Go live with him! Everybody's happy.
Sorry.
SANTA CECILIA SCHOOL
NEVER LIE TO YOUR KIDS
- Shall I sit? - Yes.
- Was it your idea? - I swear it wasn't.
It was my idea.
Sit.
- Sit. - Sit, sit.
Victoria, you ruined your kids' lives with that stupid trip to Miami,
and that was bad.
- True, but I did it... - And you too.
I did it...
You did the same thing to your mom, and that was bad.
Okay.
- Who's playing? - Me.
No. Victoria.
Okay, Victoria.
Clara...
Julián...
I was wrong.
I know. I admit it, I...
I suffocated you.
I treated you like little kids, which you're not.
Not that much. I really thought I could have it all.
Or that's what I wanted. The Miami trip and being with you.
But I realize you can't always have everything.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
- Who's next? - Me.
Me.
I didn't want Mom to have a bad time.
But it angered me that she made Gracia look like a thief.
She's not a thief, she's an entrepreneur.
Sorry, Mom.
My bad, honey.
Who's next?
Me.
No.
I knew that if I told you about the Spain trip, you'd get mad.
That doesn't sound like an apology.
But it's okay, I understand. Really.
You need to be an ocean apart to be able to stand me.
No! No, I...
Look, I get it.
If I were your age and had me as a mom,
- I wouldn't go to Spain. - No.
- I'd go to Japan, China, Africa. - No, Mom.
- I get it. - It's not like that!
I say I get it because I do.
I get it, we've been talking with your dad and...
And we think...
That you should go.
I saw you with your teammates. You were so happy.
It's where you should be.
It's the same, I can no longer travel.
Don't be stubborn, Clara. That's you.
- What? - Really, my love.
We talked. We'll support you.
I don't want to go without Isa!
Then, go with Isa!
No, Raquel forced her to go to Miami with her.
Everything's screwed.
Handball, our trip, everything.
Why don't you go alone?
No, it was our dream together.
We planned it together. It makes no sense to go alone.
It's all Raquel's fault.
Raquel.
It's my fault.
It's my fault. I'm really sorry.
- No, sorry. - No! Forgive me.
I'm sorry!
Enough. Hugs are nice, but we're not solving anything.
- Now we have to do what we have to do. - What?
It's so clear! We have to fuck Raquel up.
You can get your Miami project back, and she can go to Spain with Isabel.
It's way-way, we all win.
Sorry, Rigoberto. It's "win-win," we all win.
Fine, the same thing.
How can we do that?
The way we should.
As a family.
You think they'll let us in?
Of course we'll be welcome.
- Why? - You can read it there. "Welcome."
They can't lie.
- The lady is coming. - Thanks.
The lady is coming.
Thanks.
- Here she comes. - Thanks.
You talk.
Hi, Gracia. We want to ask you a question.
Are we on familiar terms?
If you help us, then we will be.
FU
Go.
DAUGHTER ISABEL
- Mom, I know you're busy. - Yes, I really am.
In an hour, I'll be playing in my most important match,
and I'd like you to come.
Honey, you know I'd love to, but this trip is important to me.
Mom, I'm leaving everything to join you.
All I'm asking is for you to come see me once!
Can't you be a good mom once in your life?
Come for just a little bit, please. Please!
Fine, okay. I'll come for a bit.
Hey! What are you doing here?
I work here.
They're looking for you. You should be in the meeting.
Really, they're waiting.
What? No one told me.
Yes, well, you have to show initiative.
MIAMI PROJECT
No one was there!
- Why are you here? - No one's there.
Yes, they're looking for you.
Something about your papers or residence. Is it up-to-date?
- I'm Chilean. - Really?
- Yes, I'm from Talca. - Maybe that's why.
You know? Go check that. You better get it checked.
Attack! No, don't come back!
Attack! Don't come back! Attack!
Okay, don't worry. Don't worry, girls. Come on!
That's what matters. Go.
It has to be at 4:00.
All the papers have to be there.
- Girls! - Isa!
Come on! Come on!
Goal!
- Yes? - I had an accident.
I'm sorry.
I peed myself.
- And? - I got your clothes wet.
What?
That's so gross!
- Why don't you wear diapers? - Wouldn't be decent.
So gross!
She left!
Give me the password.
It's...
Damn, it got erased.
Let's ask Isa the password.
- Isa! - Isa!
- What's going on? - I don't know.
- Your mom's password. - Shit!
I didn't teach them that.
I didn't teach them that!
Play clean, please!
Play clean!
I don't know what they're doing.
One more! One!
There's no nine.
- There's no nine. - You!
Upside down!
Nine!
- There! - Yes! We did it.
- I did it. - We did it.
WORK EMAILS
Okay, okay, here!
"Isabel six."
ENTER
MIAMI PROJECT
Fuck.
Fuck. Fuck.
Fuck!
Do whatever you want.
Nothing bothers me.
Your turn, Dad.
The key. Shit.
I only have to erase server number 210370.
Shit.
ACCESS ONLY FOR AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL
Damn!
Are you okay? I don't understand what happened.
I was backing up and I didn't see you.
- Taxi! - Want me to get you one?
- No! Just move! - I have insurance. I'll cover everything.
No need to be nervous.
What are you doing? You can't eat here.
There's a sign and everything.
Go away. Go! Go!
Weren't you a vegan?
- It's made of lentils. - That's wrong.
There's important information here that can be lost.
Number 210370?
Hurry!
That's it!
She's not answering.
Here.
Number 210370.
No, no.
It's this one here?
This one!
Victoria!
Give me a second.
Bitch.
Slut!
Victoria!
Victoria! Raquel! Stop it!
Victoria! No, don't even think about it.
It fell.
Ramiro, the server is down.
Yes, I saw.
Are you calmer now?
Yes, calmer.
I'm glad.
Can you explain what you were doing?
Of course. I won't lie. I...
I eliminated all physical and virtual proof of the Miami project.
I appreciate the honesty.
You're welcome.
You're fired.
And you, Raquel, are fired too.
- Sorry, but you can't fire me. - Yes, I can.
No, you can't.
- Why not? - Because...
Because I'm pregnant.
You can't fire me either. I'm pregnant too.
Don't be ridiculous!
You're fired for lying. And you, for what you just did.
You erased months of work.
Yes, but it's not like that, I have a backup.
Everything's here!
So, be careful, because if I leave, the project leaves with me.
I'd rather restart the project
than see your faces one more day at this company.
Hiring you was the worst decision we made.
Now I'm going home,
taking another tranquilizer
and sleeping peacefully because I won't ever see your faces again.
I'm leaving.
No, you know what? You leave.
You know our daughters want to go play handball in Spain together?
What?
Why so far away?
It's not that far.
It's a 12-hour flight.
How did it go?
Good. You're going to Spain with Isabel.
- I knew it was a good idea! - Really?
What about Miami?
That had another outcome.
- Why? - Why? What happened?
They fired me.
That's the outcome.
Well, the hardware store is always open for you. You know that.
Thanks. Yes.
Why talk about that now?
Focus on what's important.
Learn the Spanish language to go see Clara.
- Mom, it's the same Spanish. - No! It's different, another Spanish.
- Have you been there? - No.
Then, you don't know.
- Love you, guys. - Me too.
Can I keep a photo?
- Yes. Check. - Okay.
- If you want any. - Look.
Vicente, I know that...
I don't say this often,
but thanks for supporting me.
It was nothing.
Fist bump.
What are you doing?
You were going to kiss me?
No!
- Yes! - No!
No! I don't close my eyes. No!
Hey, cut it out. There's kids here.
- What? - Mom!
What? You guys are kissing!
- No! - No!
No! That's what it looked like.
- It was a fist bump. - Fist bump.
Mom!
Clara won't let me shower first! We'll be late!
Hurry! You take too long, Julián.
- Okay, and you? - It's... No!
You sing in the shower!
Mom?
Dad!
Did you sleep together?
- No. - No.
- I mean... - I mean...
- A little. Yes. - Yes.
- A little, yes. - Technically. Technically, yes.
No, what happened was...
Dad was feeling ill yesterday,
and I gave him a strong anti-inflammatory because his...
- Neck! - Shoulder.
His... No, his...
It started in his shoulder and went to his neck.
Sure, then my ear...
And you needed to sleep naked.
Clara, you're being silly. Go get breakfast! It's late.
Go get breakfast! Go! You'll be late.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Go! Go! - I'll explain.
I know. He slept because of the medicine.
- We agreed on the shoulder. - We said neck.
- No, shoulder. - We discussed it.
Unless you call this your shoulder when it's your neck.
Okay, we can agree on it tonight.
Unless your girlfriend doesn't approve.
Am I a bad liar?
A lousy one.
Lie to me a little more.
- Why are we always late to everything? - We're fine.
I'll leave you here.
- Bye, honey. - Bye.
- Go, then. - I'm waiting for Gracia.
- How are you? - Fine and you?
- Bye, Raquel. - Bye.
I'm here!
- Hi, Victoria. - Hi.
Hi, Juli.
Okay, an interminable hug. Go, it's getting late.
I left my project at home.
Honey, you're older, it's your responsibility, I can't fix it.
Go learn something!
- Bye. - I knew you'd forget.
It looks great!
- But it's Milton's, so... - Milton's?
No. Hide it.
- You're not trying to get in today? - No.
- Why not? - Because I have to go to work.
Have a good one, Rubén!
I love you too!
Computer Studies classes.
Thank you for letting me work with you!
I'm so glad that I can help you by giving you new tools
that will allow you to communicate better with your loved ones.
Come on, Victoria! Come on.
They didn't leave.
They left. Go!
Okay, I heard most of your grandkids don't come visit.
No.
And we want that to change, right?
Yes.
Yes. Yes.
- Are we sure about that? - Yes.
- Want it to change? - Yes.
- I can't hear you. - Yes!
- Louder! - Yes!
Rigoberto.
This is what we'll do.
We'll boycott your grandchildren's lives
until they have no choice but to come see you.
- Great! - Bravo!
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- I like it. I'll take it. - Perfect.
Thanks. Do I have to sign anything else?
- Yes, your signature here. - Sure.
- Where? Here? - Yes, there.
For the world's best boss.
Number one! Congratulations.
Here.
And those flowers? What?
These flowers...
- These flowers! - What?
In Miami, Miami?
The real Miami?
Yes, motherfucker, yes!
Excuse me?
The yes is for you, the motherfucker is...
Him...
Stop it! I mean, get over it, okay?
Yes, Cedric. Canadian. We met backpacking in Puerto Montt.
It was crazy.
An intense summer. If that tent could talk.
Miami.
Miami!
Good!
Okay.
Here, please.
Why are you here?
Let go of that. Come on!
You too, girl. Come!
Attention! We have a 10-23.
Two kids and a grandma.
Grandma?
Really? Grandma?
Stupid baldy!
Come on! Run! What are you doing here?
- She's running. It's happening. - Mr. Manu!
It's happening.
Here, please.
I'm leaving.
No, you know what? You leave.
Okay?
Yes, one more here.
Here.
Great.
Sorry, here. Here, please.
Let's see the kilometers.
Have you seen him?
She can't see with that eye.
But this one...
Fuck, I got it wrong. It's the other way round.
The other way round.
Thanks.
Cut that. Cut!