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All
right, people, let's-

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I should have
listened to my agent.

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I just stepped in dog shit,

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and it got between my
toes, and it's humid,

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besides some dog shit.

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At least I hope it
was dog shit.

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Ugh, seriously, I don't
know what else can go wrong

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with this picture.

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Hey, I am, I am trying,
I really am here.

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I'm holding on for dear life,

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but it's like this
universe has it out

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for this project or something.

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What?

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Hey.

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So you emerge
from the darkness.

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You're being chased by
a cavalry as hounds.

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As you get out to the field,
the cavalry of hounds,

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they engulf you, and you
reach your hand into the sky,

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just as they come upon you.
- What?

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And there's-

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That is nothing like
what we rehearsed,

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nothing like what we rehearsed.

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What are you
talking about, what?

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Like, I am all about, like,

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action, okay, and-
and- and I really am,

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but we have to be,
like, it's gotta be-

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Fuck my life.

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Controlled. Controlled
authentic, okay?

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Nobody wants to die here, okay?

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Now, you know I love dogs, but
these dogs are super weird-

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- These dogs?
- Something's off.

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You mean our dogs?

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Yes.

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Our dogs wouldn't hurt a fly.

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Are you kidding me?

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Have you checked in with
the craft service guy?

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Yeah, no.

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Okay, well, let me
let you in on something.

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They couldn't
reattach his finger.

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He's down to nine,
so completely,

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please, come up with some plan

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where I get to leave here
with 10 of my fingers.

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The only plan
I know is the one

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where it looks like
you're getting mauled,

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and that's why your
wardrobe is tailor made

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for this kind of heroism.

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Fuck, what about the blood?

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Is the blood okay for the dog?

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Yeah.

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It's been green
lighted by the vet

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and everything?
- Yes, it's top-shelf organic

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pig's blood, I had
it right here, okay?

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This is, like, a five star
Michelin meal for these guys.

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You're kidding,
right, pig's blood?

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Pig's blood, are you
fucking kidding me?

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No.

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So- so you want to
bathe me in pig's blood

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and send these dogs after
me and to attack me?

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Are you, are you, that's it,

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you know-
- Look, this has gotta be

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final, they've gotta have

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real hunger, okay?
- No, I can't take anymore.

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I am done.
- If they're not drooling-

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That's it, wrap it
up.

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Montoya?

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Maria?

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Come on, Maria.

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Montoya?

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Montoya?

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Montoya?

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Maria?

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Marco!

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Marco?

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Marco?

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Maria.

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Hector!

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Yeah, dude, and I am bringing
five content creators, what?

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Five top content creators
to come to this island

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to save these beautiful mutts

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and give them the boozy
influencer lifestyle.

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I am Willy Wonka with
the Golden Ticket,

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and the hot young Timothée
Chalamet Willy Wonka,

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not the old, creepy one.

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I'm bringing these digital
dynamos to this island

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and I'm gonna say
their names

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Right now, drum roll.

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First on the list.

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for the next generation
of busy ladies.

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And that's how you dominate
your morning ritual.

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Vince
Ventura mentioned you

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in his live stream, play video?

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- Play.
- Play.

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First on the list, the
unparalleled Killer Queen.

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You and your life
hack, beautifully meta.

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Next on the list-
- Hell, yeah.

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Big Farmer.

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♪ Stacking clucks ♪

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♪ Riding on this tractor,
that's what's up ♪

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♪ 'Sup, 'sup ♪

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♪ Goats in the field ♪

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♪ Making green all day ♪

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♪ Chickens in the barn ♪

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♪ Stacking clucks,
on this black tractor ♪

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♪ That's what's up ♪

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♪ Sun's up, goats
in the field ♪

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You gotta check this out.

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Hey, man,
don't you see

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Big Farmer Jay dropping
some tasty bars?

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It's super fresh.

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But so is this.

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Vince Ventura.
- Big Farmer Jay.

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He's inviting
you to a private island.

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Yo, Big Farmer Jay, I can't
wait to bask in your energy.

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Dope.

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And next, our very
own toxic peacock, Mason Kelly.

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Vince Ventura, it's about
time you recognized real talent.

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You flip a bird to bureaucracy

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with every block
you chain, brother.

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I made it!

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But don't get too comfy
in your little ego mansion,

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okay, Mason, don't get too comfy
in your little ego mansion.

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There are a couple
more people coming,

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the Shenanigan siblings, Violet
Femme and Collins Cleverly.

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Who the hell are they?

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Hey, yo, V, come on.

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Get those knees up,
move a little faster.

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Come on, we're lagging
on our live stream.

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You're the one who was late.

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Well, I was busy
securing our future.

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Mystics, the vape company,
they're in for 10 grand.

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Collins.

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Hmm?

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Our viewers are kids.

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That is precisely why
they chose us, Violet.

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Those kids are the
18-year-olds of tomorrow.

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Hmm.

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Nice tattoo design.

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Hey, you know there's
an app for this, right?

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You just, like-

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Dude.

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Snap it and done in,
like, three seconds flat,

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but no shade, that's um,

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that's actually pretty legit.

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Okay, first of all, fuck you.

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And thank you, I guess,
I kind of like it too.

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You ready to make some magic?

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Can you just give me a second

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to shift from tortured
artist to click bait clown?

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Not everyone can
pull off what we do, V,

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and that's, like, the
definition of art, right-

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Well, I'm
pretty sure it's not art.

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Yeah, well,
it's also keeping the lights

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on here, so, you know,
let's raise the bar

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and brighten up the
room a little bit-

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Ooh, ooh, what
fresh hell is this?

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The "Not My Arms" Cake
Decorating Challenge.

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Ooh, no, I am the arms.

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Nope, you're
vertically challenged.

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Your face would be out of frame.

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Look, art is what we
make of it, all right?

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Philosophical
gems from the star

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of my pits on your pendulums.

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Well, try not to
kill my good vibes

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when we're about to go live
in five, four, three, two.

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Hey, y'all, we're gonna do
something totally insane.

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We're gonna see if we can
decorate the beautiful cake

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and have Violet
eat it in today's.

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"Not My Hands" Cake
Decorating and Eating Challenge.

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I will not just be
decorating this cake,

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but I guess now eating it too.

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But why are we like this?

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It's not gonna be Violet's
hands doing all the work.

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No, no, no, no, it's
gonna get crazy, crazy.

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Oh, don't forget
the sprinkles.

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Mm, it's so good.

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Hey, hey, Violet.

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What do the fans think of
our performance so far?

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Oh, "internet
royalty," thanks, guys.

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Internet royalty.

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Yeah, sure, we'll take it.

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Two thumbs up, baby.

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And, oh, an invite to
Vince Ventura's island.

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Sorry, we can't make it
'cause we're skydiving

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with Elon Musk.
- No, no, no, no.

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Hold on, dude,
that's fucking legit.

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Oh, yeah, that's from
the GOAT himself.

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Oh, mm-mm.

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Yes, yes.

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Looks so great.

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It's almost iconic.

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That's a good-looking
group right there.

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Aw, man, Thalia,
you're the shit.

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Yo, mad love, for real.

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I'm just out here
sprinkling some vibes,

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hoping you guys
make viral history.

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All right, come on, follow
me to the promised land.

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Let's do it.

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Let's go pet some puppies.

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I see you with
the flashy jet playboy.

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Well, that country
swag a little extra, yo,

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but if that's your
jam, I don't judge.

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It kind of sounds like you do.

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I ain't tripping on
it, little mama.

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Who are you two, again,
the Chamois siblings?

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No, no, no, we're the-

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Actually, nevermind.

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We're the Shenanigan siblings.

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I don't care.

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Yeah, we just crossed

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four million subs
last month, actually.

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I listened to your podcast
about pulling back the wallpaper

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on the financial facade, like,
that shit was dope, dude.

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Thanks, bro.

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Yo, Farmer dude,
check this out.

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That's my calling coin, a key
to the Mason Kelly kingdom.

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Scan that QR code
and bam,

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you're one Bitcoin richer.

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Oh, that's lit.

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What, you guys didn't know?

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Bananas are, like,
natural bug shields.

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If you had watched my vids,

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you'd be clued into
this already, but hey.

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That peel mixed with

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your perfume smell
like banana pudding.

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Damn, now I want
some banana pudding.

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Yo, guys, peep the
flip side of the island.

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That's where we're laying
down a track system

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for our trams,
pretty dope, right?

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It's popping.

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Yeah, everyone, see
that boat down there?

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That's gonna be the
Vincetopia party barge.

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It'll take people
from the city straight

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to this slice of paradise
of ours for tours.

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♪ All I need is the
sun in my sight ♪

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Hey, when do we get
to meet the man himself?

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Oh, dude, Vince is just maxing
and relaxing, island-style.

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He is counting down the seconds

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'til he gets to meet you guys.

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Oh, hey, look, there
he is now, my man.

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Whoa.

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Nice.

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Mm-hmm.

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This is huge for us, V.

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Hola, my special guests.

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Welcome to Vincetopia.

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That's right, I
colonized this bitch.

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Give it here, give it here.

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00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:38,998
Dude, we gotta
live stream this shit, ASAP.

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Hey, do you have wifi here?

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Hey, yo, Vince,
your boy wants to know

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if you got the wifi hooked up.

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I can do you one
better, my boy.

255
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,658
I got my own cell tower.

256
00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:49,443
That's fucking dope.

257
00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:51,445
Look at that, I call
her the Iron Giant,

258
00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:53,664
'cause she makes me cry
every time I watch her.

259
00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:55,014
It's gorgeous,
it's built by kids.

260
00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:56,276
That's legal here.

261
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:58,278
Oh, but guess what, you guys?

262
00:16:58,452 --> 00:16:59,670
You can't use it!

263
00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:02,195
Huh?

264
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,240
Come on, dude,
that FOMO will turn

265
00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:06,329
into JOMO, I promise.

266
00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:08,462
That's Joy of Missing Out,
it's trademarked, come on.

267
00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:10,246
I'll give you all the
dirty deets later,

268
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,335
but for now, no one's
touching my sacred wifi.

269
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:14,555
It's going up.

270
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:16,948
He's saving his sacred wifi
for that special someone.

271
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:18,167
Look at this place.

272
00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:20,126
It looks like a tropical resort.

273
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,562
Wait, how
did you engineer this?

274
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,346
Did you
engineer this yourself?

275
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:24,260
Yes, the resort is
just the beginning.

276
00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:26,001
Wait 'til you the see beautiful

277
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:27,524
doggy paradise this
island will become.

278
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:30,397
It's a gorgeous aerial
view, you guys.

279
00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:34,966
Oh, look, look, look,
look, look, right there.

280
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:36,533
Hello, future citizens.

281
00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:39,145
What, they're
fucking wild dogs?

282
00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:41,408
I can't wait to meet you.

283
00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:45,368
Behold, these canines
are the backbone

284
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,501
of our little viral odyssey.

285
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:48,806
German shepherds?

286
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:52,071
Mm-hmm, yes, I see the depth

287
00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:55,117
and nuance like a fine
bourbon, impressive animals.

288
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,945
Good eye.

289
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,468
Look at you, looking
all lush and plush.

290
00:17:58,642 --> 00:17:59,078
Oh, you my special
little fluffy-

291
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:04,387
Easy, easy, easy, cowboy.

292
00:18:04,561 --> 00:18:06,041
They'll be your best
friends soon enough,

293
00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:08,391
but for now, let's go
enjoy some hors d'oeuvres.

294
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:09,610
Let's give it up for
Vince, everybody.

295
00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:10,611
All right, cute
dogs, let's go.

296
00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:11,525
Give it up for Vince.

297
00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:15,355
I'm like the
Oprah of dogs.

298
00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:18,793
She gotta go to the bathroom.

299
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:22,449
Waivers and IDs.

300
00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:24,103
Right this way.

301
00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:26,192
After you, my dudes.

302
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,455
But never poop inside
there, don't poop in there.

303
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:29,282
After you.

304
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:34,156
Enjoy yourself,
Vincetopia awaits.

305
00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:40,423
Huzzah, you didn't think I'd
leave you hanging, did you?

306
00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:44,993
Feast, feast, my
internet gladiators.

307
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,603
Hey, are you wearing
the new Gucci robe?

308
00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:48,910
That's actually Yeezy's
Messiah Collection.

309
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:50,868
So down the hall,

310
00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:53,044
you'll find your own
private chambers of slumber.

311
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:56,613
Tomorrow morning, we brunch
and unleash the real magic.

312
00:18:56,787 --> 00:19:00,356
Until then, Thalia and I
have some groundwork to lay

313
00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:03,577
for the main event,
so do me a favor

314
00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:07,581
and stick to the indoor
shenanigans for tonight,

315
00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:10,932
all right, indoor
shenanigans, au revoir.

316
00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:12,499
That food look good.

317
00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:16,067
Ah, there she goes.

318
00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:26,730
I do this for a living.

319
00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:28,515
You know how many animals

320
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:29,080
I have to wrangle up?
- You wrangle dogs

321
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:29,994
for a living?

322
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:30,995
I wrangle cows.

323
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,606
Tell me what you think

324
00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:33,302
about our fellow
icons of the internet.

325
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:39,178
I feel like we've dropped down

326
00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:41,441
into the carnival of crazies,

327
00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:43,704
and Mason Kelly is
the guest of honor.

328
00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:46,837
Yeah, he's not exactly
YouTube friendly, huh?

329
00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:50,972
Vince Ventura, oho, I
don't trust his judgment.

330
00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:53,670
No, a kiddie pool
has more depth.

331
00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:58,109
Oh, that was pretty cold, V.

332
00:19:58,284 --> 00:20:02,549
Okay, [clears throat] how about
we pivot to something a bit

333
00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:07,075
fluffier?

334
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:09,382
Huh, the dogs?

335
00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:12,385
Thoughts?

336
00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:18,173
Oh, I think they should stay,
and we probably shouldn't.

337
00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:20,567
Yeah, well, yeah, you're
always way more team cat

338
00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:22,221
than dog squad, huh?

339
00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:24,005
No, I love the dogs.

340
00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:28,488
I just think the whole
setup is sketchy.

341
00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:31,447
Oh, nah, nah, oh, hey, yo, no.

342
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:34,320
This is the fucking man, okay?

343
00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:36,322
He's throwing so much
money into this island

344
00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:38,759
to give these dogs a paradise.

345
00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:41,805
It was their paradise before
his bank account showed up.

346
00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:51,337
Hey, yo, what's up, Violet?

347
00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:52,251
You all good in the 'hood?

348
00:20:52,425 --> 00:20:54,165
Yeah, I'm just gonna step out

349
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,864
for a breath of the great
outdoors, you carry on.

350
00:20:57,038 --> 00:20:59,170
Okay, but didn't Vince
issue a no go, she already.

351
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:01,129
Man, she don't give a.

352
00:21:45,478 --> 00:21:48,785
Aw, you're still up, huh?

353
00:21:52,049 --> 00:21:52,920
Hey.

354
00:21:55,792 --> 00:21:59,056
You don't like being locked
in this cage, do you?

355
00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:01,407
I wish I had a treat for you.

356
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:19,381
Okay, nope.

357
00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:48,932
Oh, fuck, Collins.

358
00:22:49,106 --> 00:22:50,804
I was trying to snag
this moody shot of you.

359
00:22:50,978 --> 00:22:52,022
I figured you'd moseyed-

360
00:22:52,196 --> 00:22:53,328
You scared the shit out of me.

361
00:22:53,502 --> 00:22:54,373
Hey, check it out.

362
00:22:54,547 --> 00:22:56,157
Let's check it out.

363
00:22:56,331 --> 00:22:58,725
You were so serving
final girl energy here.

364
00:22:58,899 --> 00:23:01,554
Eat a dick.

365
00:23:01,728 --> 00:23:04,992
Wow, this is, like,
mad homophobic, Violet.

366
00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:06,646
As if being stuck on
Vince Ventura's version

367
00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:08,299
of "Survivor" isn't
shitty enough,

368
00:23:08,474 --> 00:23:11,128
you're now hiding
behind the trees,

369
00:23:11,302 --> 00:23:13,914
acting like a little
creeper, gathering content?

370
00:23:14,088 --> 00:23:17,918
I love ya, but I quit.

371
00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:19,659
Wait, wait, wait,
whoa, whoa, so what,

372
00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:21,748
you're just gonna
go back to your cave

373
00:23:21,922 --> 00:23:23,706
and draw some pictures
for the maddening crowd?

374
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:28,363
At least in my cave, I don't
have to bend over for likes.

375
00:23:28,537 --> 00:23:30,974
Look, this is
our shot, Violet.

376
00:23:31,148 --> 00:23:32,454
You're always saying
you want to make a mark,

377
00:23:32,628 --> 00:23:35,544
this is it, #savethedogs.

378
00:23:35,718 --> 00:23:36,632
Well, that just
sounds like more risk

379
00:23:36,806 --> 00:23:38,721
and click bait to me.

380
00:23:38,895 --> 00:23:41,028
Hey, come on, stop, Violet.

381
00:23:41,202 --> 00:23:44,988
We could sway millions, gain
followers, earn trust, like,

382
00:23:45,162 --> 00:23:46,773
that's all influence, and-
- It's suffocating for me.

383
00:23:46,947 --> 00:23:48,601
That shit counts
for something, right?

384
00:23:48,775 --> 00:23:50,733
Literally, what you are
describing is soul sucking,

385
00:23:50,907 --> 00:23:53,997
and I have had plenty of
that ever since I got a bar

386
00:23:54,171 --> 00:23:55,956
that I have to manage
that's falling apart,

387
00:23:56,130 --> 00:23:59,438
and I'm managing your
dreams, and I'm managing you.

388
00:24:03,746 --> 00:24:04,660
Me?

389
00:24:08,185 --> 00:24:11,624
Cool, so what am I,
some dreaded task

390
00:24:11,798 --> 00:24:14,365
between paying bills
and existential dread?

391
00:24:17,368 --> 00:24:19,196
Like, crafting
content from the comfort

392
00:24:19,370 --> 00:24:22,373
of our little
studio, that's cool,

393
00:24:22,548 --> 00:24:24,550
and I'm cool with
that, but diving

394
00:24:24,724 --> 00:24:27,553
into the vapid creator circus,

395
00:24:28,728 --> 00:24:30,556
it's just, I can't do it.

396
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,690
All right, so look,

397
00:24:34,864 --> 00:24:35,735
maybe everyone here
is a little eccentric.

398
00:24:37,650 --> 00:24:39,390
But they're as real
as it gets, Violet.

399
00:24:39,565 --> 00:24:42,698
It's okay to like them.

400
00:24:42,872 --> 00:24:45,266
They have their anxieties
and ambitions, same as you.

401
00:24:47,573 --> 00:24:49,052
I mean, have you ever considered

402
00:24:49,226 --> 00:24:51,707
that maybe you're
just a bit jealous

403
00:24:51,881 --> 00:24:54,754
because they're living life
to the fullest and you're not?

404
00:25:00,673 --> 00:25:02,413
They're as real as it gets?

405
00:25:04,807 --> 00:25:07,244
They're as real as it gets?

406
00:25:07,418 --> 00:25:09,290
They're as real as it gets,

407
00:25:09,464 --> 00:25:13,686
and you're saying that I
have some psychological issue

408
00:25:13,860 --> 00:25:15,470
that's keeping me from growing

409
00:25:15,644 --> 00:25:19,648
into a real two-dimensional
creator, just like them?

410
00:25:19,822 --> 00:25:21,824
Okay, let me just try this out.

411
00:25:21,998 --> 00:25:25,480
Hi, world, it's me, Violet,
live from the intersection

412
00:25:25,654 --> 00:25:27,656
of Botox and bleached assholes.

413
00:25:27,830 --> 00:25:29,397
Drop your dignity
in the comments.

414
00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:31,486
What's up, blockchain believers?

415
00:25:31,660 --> 00:25:33,749
On this episode of the Bro
Bible, we'll teach you how

416
00:25:33,923 --> 00:25:36,535
to throw Bitcoin at
bitches, and we guarantee

417
00:25:36,709 --> 00:25:39,886
they'll either put out or
shut up.

418
00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:42,149
Don't forget to smash
the like button.

419
00:25:42,323 --> 00:25:45,282
Dude, if that is your definition
of life to the fullest,

420
00:25:45,456 --> 00:25:48,851
that is so fucking bleak.

421
00:25:54,291 --> 00:25:57,077
Oh, man, I should have been
recording on that, Violet.

422
00:25:57,251 --> 00:25:57,991
Damn, that-

423
00:25:58,165 --> 00:25:58,992
Shut up.

424
00:25:59,166 --> 00:26:00,297
Performance was gold.

425
00:26:00,471 --> 00:26:02,299
Shut up, dude.

426
00:26:02,473 --> 00:26:07,870
Oh, major missed opportunity,
yo, "Oh, oh, duh, duh."

427
00:26:08,044 --> 00:26:09,132
Shut up.

428
00:26:09,306 --> 00:26:10,046
V.

429
00:26:10,220 --> 00:26:12,179
Yeah?

430
00:26:12,353 --> 00:26:13,876
What- what's your play,
like, what are you gonna do?

431
00:26:14,050 --> 00:26:15,835
Are you gonna swim
back to civilization?

432
00:26:16,009 --> 00:26:18,054
Yeah, I'm gonna swim back.

433
00:26:18,228 --> 00:26:20,274
No, I think Thalia's
my ticket out of here.

434
00:26:20,448 --> 00:26:22,276
Thalia smells like Starbucks,

435
00:26:22,450 --> 00:26:23,320
sunscreen, and weed.

436
00:26:23,494 --> 00:26:24,365
Collins.

437
00:26:24,539 --> 00:26:25,192
Please, just chill.

438
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:29,326
Come on, just give it one night,

439
00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:31,938
just one little night
for me, one night-

440
00:26:32,112 --> 00:26:34,723
Okay, fine, fine, tonight.

441
00:26:34,897 --> 00:26:36,986
But if I find myself the star

442
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:43,471
of some sleep shaming reel,
you are dead.

443
00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:44,994
V, I wouldn't dream
of doing that to you,

444
00:26:45,168 --> 00:26:46,256
but, but, yes.

445
00:26:46,430 --> 00:26:47,388
If tomorrow's a flop-

446
00:26:47,562 --> 00:26:50,043
Uh-huh?

447
00:26:50,217 --> 00:26:53,089
We bounce together,
all right, deal?

448
00:26:55,657 --> 00:26:56,353
Deal?
- Deal.

449
00:26:56,527 --> 00:26:57,485
All right.

450
00:27:07,756 --> 00:27:08,975
This is so good.

451
00:27:09,149 --> 00:27:09,932
These are
good, right here.

452
00:27:12,674 --> 00:27:15,634
All right, hand
me that, hand me that.

453
00:27:15,808 --> 00:27:16,417
Actually,
I have a question.

454
00:27:16,591 --> 00:27:18,114
Good morning, squad!

455
00:27:22,118 --> 00:27:23,554
NDAs are signed?

456
00:27:23,729 --> 00:27:25,252
- We're all clear.
- Yeah.

457
00:27:25,426 --> 00:27:26,775
I kind of-

458
00:27:26,949 --> 00:27:27,863
All good, I'm
off to my hideaway.

459
00:27:28,037 --> 00:27:29,256
All righty.

460
00:27:36,132 --> 00:27:39,440
15 years ago, this island-

461
00:27:39,614 --> 00:27:42,095
Whoa, whoa, whoa, so are
we gonna start hugging trees

462
00:27:42,269 --> 00:27:43,923
and crying about global
warming or some shit?

463
00:27:44,097 --> 00:27:45,011
Mason, you're
really dropping a bomb

464
00:27:45,185 --> 00:27:46,099
on my energy here, so.

465
00:27:49,058 --> 00:27:50,364
You're right, you're right.

466
00:27:55,543 --> 00:27:58,764
15 years ago, this island

467
00:27:58,938 --> 00:28:01,680
that we are on right
now became the setting

468
00:28:01,854 --> 00:28:05,118
for a Hollywood horror
story starring the legendary

469
00:28:05,292 --> 00:28:08,817
Hayden Hearst and a
pack of rabid dogs.

470
00:28:08,991 --> 00:28:10,471
The film was never finished

471
00:28:10,645 --> 00:28:13,604
because the animal trainers
just, poof,

472
00:28:13,779 --> 00:28:15,781
they vanished, never
to be seen again,

473
00:28:15,955 --> 00:28:18,697
and the dogs were
sadly abandoned,

474
00:28:18,871 --> 00:28:22,788
left
to rule this island.

475
00:28:22,962 --> 00:28:23,919
So is there, like, an animals'
actors guild or something?

476
00:28:25,225 --> 00:28:26,052
Nah, I tried that once.

477
00:28:26,226 --> 00:28:27,880
I had this capybara.

478
00:28:28,054 --> 00:28:29,446
This motherfucker was,
like, a thespian genius.

479
00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:32,058
♪ Capybara, capybara... ♪

480
00:28:32,232 --> 00:28:33,929
But they wouldn't let
him get his SAG card,

481
00:28:34,103 --> 00:28:35,714
something about no shrews
policy or some shit like that.

482
00:28:35,888 --> 00:28:37,019
Yeah, it makes a lot of sense.

483
00:28:37,193 --> 00:28:38,847
Capybaras are rodents.

484
00:28:39,021 --> 00:28:40,675
Oh, excuse the fuck out of me,

485
00:28:40,849 --> 00:28:44,157
your royal highness
of Rodent-ial ecology.

486
00:28:44,331 --> 00:28:46,159
Hey, guys, do me a favor.

487
00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:47,508
We're not here to talk
about the capybara paradise.

488
00:28:47,682 --> 00:28:50,380
This is actually about building.

489
00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:59,738
Is that an A-train?

490
00:28:59,912 --> 00:29:03,437
That is a sky tram with doggy
dispensaries at every stop.

491
00:29:03,611 --> 00:29:06,570
But this isn't about the
treats and tummy rubs,

492
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:08,747
though there will be,
there will be a lot of that.

493
00:29:08,921 --> 00:29:11,837
No, this is about
transforming these dogs

494
00:29:12,011 --> 00:29:14,535
from ragged to radiant,

495
00:29:14,709 --> 00:29:16,842
and then releasing them
to live out the rest

496
00:29:17,016 --> 00:29:21,281
of their days in the land
of Milk-Bones and honey.

497
00:29:21,455 --> 00:29:23,152
Um, can you just circle back,

498
00:29:23,326 --> 00:29:25,502
'cause what are we
supposed to be doing here?

499
00:29:25,676 --> 00:29:26,242
Why are we here?

500
00:29:27,678 --> 00:29:28,331
Great question.

501
00:29:28,505 --> 00:29:30,464
Thank you.

502
00:29:30,638 --> 00:29:36,426
We are here for the Great
Canine Crusade Challenge.

503
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:40,909
It will be ubiquitous, it
will be part of the zeitgeist.

504
00:29:41,083 --> 00:29:43,564
We will join forces to help
rescue the free roaming dogs

505
00:29:43,738 --> 00:29:45,435
of this island.

506
00:29:45,609 --> 00:29:51,180
It's a race, the twist, whoever
bags the most tail waggers

507
00:29:51,354 --> 00:29:53,704
will be winning the deed
to this entire island.

508
00:29:53,879 --> 00:29:55,924
Shit.

509
00:29:58,187 --> 00:29:59,798
And the best part?

510
00:29:59,972 --> 00:30:02,017
I have rigged cameras
all over the island,

511
00:30:02,191 --> 00:30:04,150
which I will
personally be editing

512
00:30:04,324 --> 00:30:07,718
into an epic eight-part saga.

513
00:30:09,677 --> 00:30:11,592
Shit, hey, I'm in,
I'm in, you got me.

514
00:30:13,594 --> 00:30:15,335
Hold up, I'm trying
to understand this.

515
00:30:15,509 --> 00:30:20,775
So you are turning a wild
dog chase into a reality show

516
00:30:20,949 --> 00:30:22,255
under the guise of
animal activism,

517
00:30:22,429 --> 00:30:23,734
when really, it's
just about the clicks.

518
00:30:23,909 --> 00:30:25,345
That's what I'm hearing.

519
00:30:25,519 --> 00:30:27,173
Well, I mean, the
clicks are just the gravy.

520
00:30:27,347 --> 00:30:28,783
But since we're on
the topic of subs,

521
00:30:28,957 --> 00:30:30,741
I guess let's dive into it.

522
00:30:30,916 --> 00:30:32,918
Whether or not you are the one
that snags the grand prize,

523
00:30:33,092 --> 00:30:35,268
you will be a
winner, regardless.

524
00:30:35,442 --> 00:30:37,618
Once we finish this video,
we will be premiering it

525
00:30:37,792 --> 00:30:44,190
across the globe exclusively
on your channels.

526
00:30:44,364 --> 00:30:46,018
Yeah, yes.

527
00:30:46,192 --> 00:30:47,410
So you will be riding a
sort of subscriber tsunami.

528
00:30:49,543 --> 00:30:51,632
It'll be a sort of, you
know, a success explosion

529
00:30:51,806 --> 00:30:53,329
in three, two, one.

530
00:30:53,503 --> 00:30:54,504
Boom.

531
00:30:54,678 --> 00:30:55,549
Boom.

532
00:30:55,723 --> 00:30:56,550
I'm with that.

533
00:30:56,724 --> 00:30:57,507
Hold on, for real?

534
00:30:57,681 --> 00:30:59,640
Yeah, for real.

535
00:30:59,814 --> 00:31:01,729
You think I'm gonna play
wild dog catcher out there,

536
00:31:01,903 --> 00:31:03,426
out in that fucking jungle?

537
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,125
Mason, buddy, brother.

538
00:31:07,953 --> 00:31:09,563
You're our alpha wolf.

539
00:31:10,651 --> 00:31:11,957
Facts.

540
00:31:12,131 --> 00:31:12,653
What's up, yes.

541
00:31:12,827 --> 00:31:14,568
All right.

542
00:31:14,742 --> 00:31:16,613
Big Farmer Jay, buddy,
you're our animal expert,

543
00:31:16,787 --> 00:31:18,485
and Killer Queen, your
hilarious little life hacks are

544
00:31:18,659 --> 00:31:19,965
definitely gonna come
in handy out there.

545
00:31:20,139 --> 00:31:21,444
Oh, they're not
supposed to be funny.

546
00:31:21,618 --> 00:31:23,664
You made a sushi roll
kit out of a dildo.

547
00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:26,536
And Violet Femme-

548
00:31:26,710 --> 00:31:28,277
My god, now my
name's gonna be linked

549
00:31:28,451 --> 00:31:29,452
to a dildo sushi roller
for the rest of my life.

550
00:31:29,626 --> 00:31:31,672
Your straight
shooting persona,

551
00:31:31,846 --> 00:31:34,675
mixed with Collins' effervescent
Matthew McConaughey energy,

552
00:31:34,849 --> 00:31:35,806
it's like lightening
in a bottle.

553
00:31:35,981 --> 00:31:36,895
Well, thank you so much.

554
00:31:37,373 --> 00:31:38,635
One of those dogs
tried to

555
00:31:39,027 --> 00:31:41,247
bust out of its
cage last night and bite me.

556
00:31:41,595 --> 00:31:42,378
Wait, what?

557
00:31:42,552 --> 00:31:44,250
- For real?
- What?

558
00:31:44,424 --> 00:31:45,599
I specifically said
no nighttime strolls.

559
00:31:45,773 --> 00:31:46,556
I think you're
missing the headline.

560
00:31:46,730 --> 00:31:48,210
Okay, listen.

561
00:31:51,083 --> 00:31:52,345
Do you want to win a
fucking island or not?

562
00:31:52,519 --> 00:31:53,694
It was, like, foaming
around its mouth.

563
00:31:53,868 --> 00:31:54,608
I think it has rabies.

564
00:31:54,782 --> 00:31:55,783
Are you a vet?

565
00:31:55,957 --> 00:31:56,915
Whoa, whoa, timeout, timeout.

566
00:31:57,089 --> 00:31:58,786
Are we talking rabies here?

567
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,266
Because that's a game changer-

568
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,137
I don't tangle with
no rabies, big dog.

569
00:32:02,311 --> 00:32:04,052
That's some serious shit.

570
00:32:04,226 --> 00:32:05,793
They're not monsters,
what are you so afraid of?

571
00:32:05,967 --> 00:32:07,708
They are puppy dogs.

572
00:32:07,882 --> 00:32:10,145
Just come out, come on,
I'll show you, all right?

573
00:32:10,319 --> 00:32:13,235
Let's meet the pups,
these rabies monsters.

574
00:32:13,409 --> 00:32:14,889
Right this way,
follow the sausage,

575
00:32:15,063 --> 00:32:16,630
the one in my
hand, not my pants.

576
00:32:18,632 --> 00:32:19,459
They get a little bit groggy.

577
00:32:19,633 --> 00:32:20,677
It's the morning, dudes.

578
00:32:20,851 --> 00:32:22,462
Give them some time to wake up.

579
00:32:25,421 --> 00:32:27,902
Aw, there's our little baby.

580
00:32:28,076 --> 00:32:30,644
Hi, baby boy, they're so sweet.

581
00:32:30,818 --> 00:32:32,863
Yeah.

582
00:32:33,038 --> 00:32:34,169
Sweet, that's the noise
they make when they love you.

583
00:32:34,343 --> 00:32:36,258
Hi, little puppy
dog. See, guys, here.

584
00:32:37,694 --> 00:32:38,695
Oh, letting them out?

585
00:32:38,869 --> 00:32:40,480
See?

586
00:32:40,654 --> 00:32:42,395
Whoa, whoa, okay, okay,
all right.

587
00:32:44,223 --> 00:32:46,399
We call this one Spike, see?

588
00:32:48,792 --> 00:32:52,187
Hi, Spike, you want a, he's
a good boy, he's a good boy.

589
00:32:54,189 --> 00:32:56,496
See, he's nicer than I remember.

590
00:32:56,670 --> 00:32:58,889
Hi, Spikey, who's a good
boy, who's a good boy?

591
00:33:00,630 --> 00:33:01,980
Who's a good
homeless jungle dog?

592
00:33:05,896 --> 00:33:07,202
Oh, shit.

593
00:33:13,817 --> 00:33:15,776
He's just got his
ass eaten out by these-

594
00:33:16,777 --> 00:33:18,300
Shit.

595
00:33:30,660 --> 00:33:31,966
Go, go, go, go!

596
00:33:32,140 --> 00:33:33,228
We gotta get in,
we gotta get in.

597
00:33:33,402 --> 00:33:35,709
Oh, my god.

598
00:33:35,883 --> 00:33:37,015
He's gonna bust in.

599
00:33:37,189 --> 00:33:39,060
I'm done, I'm done, I'm out.

600
00:33:43,282 --> 00:33:44,587
Is that door gonna hold?

601
00:33:44,761 --> 00:33:46,546
Not much longer.

602
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:47,242
Maybe we ought
to block the doors, guys.

603
00:33:47,416 --> 00:33:48,113
He's dead.

604
00:33:48,461 --> 00:33:49,766
Oh, shit.

605
00:33:51,159 --> 00:33:51,986
Do you hear them?

606
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:52,856
Oh, god, he's out there.

607
00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:54,902
He's out there somewhere.

608
00:33:55,076 --> 00:33:57,035
Yo, Farmer
Jay, be careful over there.

609
00:33:59,559 --> 00:34:01,474
It's a sanctuary and safari,
an adventure rolled into one.

610
00:34:01,648 --> 00:34:03,215
Hey, do
you see anything?

611
00:34:03,389 --> 00:34:04,738
Here,
dogs of every shape-

612
00:34:04,912 --> 00:34:05,695
Farmer Jay,
do you see something?

613
00:34:05,869 --> 00:34:07,610
No.

614
00:34:07,784 --> 00:34:09,525
Inviting you
to join them, join them-

615
00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:11,353
Is it locked?

616
00:34:13,529 --> 00:34:13,921
Stay right
there, stay right there.

617
00:34:14,095 --> 00:34:15,053
Oh, fuck.

618
00:34:15,227 --> 00:34:16,532
Come on.

619
00:34:16,706 --> 00:34:17,620
There's
nothing out there.

620
00:34:17,794 --> 00:34:19,187
You sure?

621
00:34:19,361 --> 00:34:21,276
Oh, shit, hmm mm.

622
00:34:22,930 --> 00:34:24,497
Oh!

623
00:34:25,672 --> 00:34:27,500
Oh, oh!

624
00:34:27,674 --> 00:34:29,284
Oh, shit.

625
00:34:29,458 --> 00:34:30,068
Collins, watch out!

626
00:34:30,242 --> 00:34:30,938
Violet, oh, my god.

627
00:34:34,115 --> 00:34:35,856
I got it, I got
it, I got it, hey.

628
00:34:39,599 --> 00:34:41,644
Collins, move.

629
00:34:46,388 --> 00:34:47,650
This one is for Vince,

630
00:34:47,824 --> 00:34:49,261
you motherfucker.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!

631
00:34:49,435 --> 00:34:49,870
- What are you doing?
- Chill!

632
00:34:55,180 --> 00:34:56,311
Shit!

633
00:34:56,485 --> 00:34:57,747
Oh, shit!

634
00:34:57,921 --> 00:34:58,879
You motherfucker.

635
00:35:01,577 --> 00:35:03,666
Collins, Collins!

636
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:04,537
- Get the fuck off!
- Get him, get him!

637
00:35:04,711 --> 00:35:05,842
Get the fuck off me!

638
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,588
Get
him, get him, get him,

639
00:35:12,762 --> 00:35:15,200
stupid motherfucker, go!

640
00:35:15,374 --> 00:35:16,549
Mason!

641
00:35:23,469 --> 00:35:24,122
Don't just
fucking stand there.

642
00:35:24,296 --> 00:35:26,559
Let's go, get out.

643
00:35:26,733 --> 00:35:28,256
Let's go, let's go, let's go!

644
00:35:28,430 --> 00:35:29,388
Let's go
to the wine cellar!

645
00:35:30,563 --> 00:35:32,565
Collins!

646
00:35:32,739 --> 00:35:33,696
Collins, get the fuck up!

647
00:35:34,784 --> 00:35:36,743
What the fuck?

648
00:35:36,917 --> 00:35:38,048
No, the dog's fucking
him, the dog's fucking him.

649
00:35:38,223 --> 00:35:39,267
I do not consent.

650
00:35:39,441 --> 00:35:40,660
Stop fucking my friend.

651
00:35:40,834 --> 00:35:43,924
Hang on, I have an idea.

652
00:35:44,098 --> 00:35:46,100
I have the fire extinguisher.

653
00:35:46,274 --> 00:35:47,884
Get ready for the
smoke show, bitch.

654
00:35:48,058 --> 00:35:49,277
Let's go!

655
00:35:59,374 --> 00:36:00,375
Hurry up!

656
00:36:00,549 --> 00:36:02,247
I'm trying to move fast.

657
00:36:02,421 --> 00:36:03,161
Come on, Collins.
- Hey, what's that?

658
00:36:03,335 --> 00:36:05,511
I don't even know what that was.

659
00:36:05,685 --> 00:36:06,729
Come on.

660
00:36:06,903 --> 00:36:07,948
What is this shit?

661
00:36:08,122 --> 00:36:09,515
Lean on me.

662
00:36:09,689 --> 00:36:10,516
Pretty good,
it's not that bad.

663
00:36:10,690 --> 00:36:11,473
Quick, we need
to sterilize it.

664
00:36:11,647 --> 00:36:13,171
Oh, my god.

665
00:36:13,345 --> 00:36:15,042
- Look, here, use this.
- Oh, you're bleeding.

666
00:36:15,216 --> 00:36:18,045
We gotta Hawk Tuah
sanitize that thing.

667
00:36:20,352 --> 00:36:21,744
Shit, I'm helping.

668
00:36:21,918 --> 00:36:23,877
No time for niceties, bro.

669
00:36:24,051 --> 00:36:25,922
Anybody got a
rag or a shirt or something?

670
00:36:26,096 --> 00:36:26,836
Here, take this.

671
00:36:27,010 --> 00:36:28,621
Thanks.

672
00:36:28,795 --> 00:36:30,536
So Thalia's the only person

673
00:36:30,710 --> 00:36:31,885
that got connection with
the outside world, right?

674
00:36:32,059 --> 00:36:33,626
So we ought to
holler at her and see

675
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,062
if she can get in touch
with the Navy SEALs,

676
00:36:35,236 --> 00:36:36,498
or Seal the singer,

677
00:36:36,672 --> 00:36:38,108
somebody to help us get
the fuck up out of here.

678
00:36:38,283 --> 00:36:39,414
Does that hurt?

679
00:36:39,588 --> 00:36:40,546
But how are we
gonna get to her, bro?

680
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,810
Hey, window.

681
00:36:48,249 --> 00:36:51,513
Great idea, but we're
gonna need some weapons

682
00:36:51,687 --> 00:36:53,472
or something to fight them.
- True.

683
00:36:56,344 --> 00:36:59,782
You know what, yeah, this
nine iron would do real good.

684
00:36:59,956 --> 00:37:01,436
Pow, bitch.

685
00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:03,917
Oh, my god.

686
00:37:04,091 --> 00:37:05,179
Mason.

687
00:37:05,353 --> 00:37:06,441
What's wrong with you?

688
00:37:06,615 --> 00:37:08,574
- What the fuck, man?
- Here.

689
00:37:10,837 --> 00:37:12,491
Give me that shit.

690
00:37:12,665 --> 00:37:15,145
This some Secret Santa shit?

691
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:16,886
Man, your ass is crazy.

692
00:37:17,060 --> 00:37:19,672
Come on, man, hoist me up here

693
00:37:19,846 --> 00:37:22,022
so I can see if I can
get a lay of the land.

694
00:37:22,196 --> 00:37:22,936
Okay, all right.

695
00:37:23,110 --> 00:37:23,850
Come on.

696
00:37:25,504 --> 00:37:26,896
Yeah, what do you see?

697
00:37:27,070 --> 00:37:28,463
All right, hold on.

698
00:37:28,637 --> 00:37:30,509
You see anything?

699
00:37:35,296 --> 00:37:37,603
Shit, you're fucking heavy, bro.

700
00:37:37,777 --> 00:37:38,908
What do you see?

701
00:37:39,082 --> 00:37:39,822
Oh, careful.

702
00:37:39,996 --> 00:37:41,041
Come on.

703
00:37:41,215 --> 00:37:42,477
You got it?

704
00:37:42,651 --> 00:37:43,478
- Bro.
- You need some help?

705
00:37:43,652 --> 00:37:45,611
Guys, keep it down.

706
00:37:45,785 --> 00:37:46,351
'Cause you ain't
light, bro, what do you see?

707
00:37:48,527 --> 00:37:49,049
What's
going on, you see anything?

708
00:37:49,223 --> 00:37:50,268
Keep it down.

709
00:37:50,442 --> 00:37:51,181
You see anything?

710
00:37:57,884 --> 00:38:00,321
Hey, big fella.

711
00:38:04,238 --> 00:38:04,847
How you doing?

712
00:38:07,241 --> 00:38:08,111
Easy, bitch.

713
00:38:10,897 --> 00:38:13,378
Ahhh!

714
00:38:16,685 --> 00:38:17,817
What the
hell is going on up there

715
00:38:17,991 --> 00:38:19,079
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Are you good?

716
00:38:19,253 --> 00:38:20,559
I didn't mean to do it, oh.

717
00:38:23,083 --> 00:38:25,172
Oh, shit, oh, no, oh,
no, oh, no, no, no.

718
00:38:25,346 --> 00:38:26,913
Reel me in, reel me in.

719
00:38:27,087 --> 00:38:27,653
Come on, come on, come on.
- Okay, okay, okay, everyone.

720
00:38:27,827 --> 00:38:29,568
Come on, pull me, pull.

721
00:38:29,742 --> 00:38:30,917
Oh, no, no, no, no.

722
00:38:31,091 --> 00:38:32,179
Oh, no, no, no!

723
00:38:32,353 --> 00:38:33,180
Oh, shit.

724
00:38:35,008 --> 00:38:36,662
Sorry, buddy.

725
00:38:36,836 --> 00:38:37,532
It almost bit
my goddamn face off

726
00:38:37,706 --> 00:38:39,186
It's all right, get up.

727
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:40,143
- You good?
- You're good, you're good.
- Fuck.

728
00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:41,362
That was stupid.

729
00:38:41,536 --> 00:38:42,276
It's a
wild one out there

730
00:38:42,450 --> 00:38:43,973
patrolling the perimeter.

731
00:38:44,147 --> 00:38:45,323
How far is
it to Thalia's from here?

732
00:38:45,497 --> 00:38:46,193
What, you think
you're gonna outrun a dog?

733
00:38:46,367 --> 00:38:47,368
Guys, I'll go.

734
00:38:47,542 --> 00:38:48,369
Yeah, good one.

735
00:38:49,065 --> 00:38:50,589
Actually, I can go with her.

736
00:38:50,763 --> 00:38:52,112
Sure you can, dude.

737
00:38:52,286 --> 00:38:54,201
Yeah, me too, I can move fast.

738
00:38:57,422 --> 00:38:58,031
All right, look, we're
gonna have to, like,

739
00:38:58,205 --> 00:38:59,424
run interference, okay?

740
00:38:59,598 --> 00:39:01,251
I'll set up a distraction,

741
00:39:01,426 --> 00:39:04,472
and that way you'd be able
to move around them.

742
00:39:04,646 --> 00:39:06,344
You gonna be okay

743
00:39:06,518 --> 00:39:07,127
back there, buddy?
- Hang on, I have an idea.

744
00:39:07,301 --> 00:39:08,433
We need a distraction.

745
00:39:12,393 --> 00:39:14,090
What the fuck is this?

746
00:39:16,223 --> 00:39:18,051
Oh, shit, all right, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

747
00:39:18,225 --> 00:39:20,358
I see what this is.

748
00:39:20,532 --> 00:39:21,881
Mm-hmm.

749
00:39:24,971 --> 00:39:26,668
Why do you get "Game of
Thrones" wine bottle bandolier

750
00:39:26,842 --> 00:39:28,670
and I'm stuck milking Pikachu?

751
00:39:28,844 --> 00:39:31,934
Just make sure you don't do
it in the fucking house, man.

752
00:39:32,108 --> 00:39:33,893
I know, I know, I'm
not a fucking idiot.

753
00:39:34,067 --> 00:39:37,462
The jury's still deliberating
on that one, playboy.

754
00:39:46,775 --> 00:39:48,473
Oh, shit, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

755
00:39:50,213 --> 00:39:51,824
Fuck, that hurts, my ankle.

756
00:39:53,869 --> 00:39:54,435
Just sit down.

757
00:39:56,089 --> 00:39:57,960
No, it's, my ankle's fucked.

758
00:39:58,134 --> 00:40:00,180
Here, I'll just hold it
down here and you go.

759
00:40:00,354 --> 00:40:01,311
Just come back for me.

760
00:40:04,097 --> 00:40:06,708
- Okay, okay.
- All right.

761
00:40:06,882 --> 00:40:08,275
I swear to god, bro, I'm out.

762
00:40:08,449 --> 00:40:09,972
As soon as I get out of here,

763
00:40:10,146 --> 00:40:11,974
I'm getting a one way
flight, I don't give a shit-

764
00:40:12,148 --> 00:40:13,193
Shut your ass up.

765
00:40:13,367 --> 00:40:14,107
Man, you shut the fuck up.

766
00:40:15,369 --> 00:40:16,109
What?

767
00:40:16,283 --> 00:40:16,805
Oh, oh.

768
00:40:19,286 --> 00:40:20,026
Go, go.

769
00:40:22,637 --> 00:40:23,986
Hurry up, stupid.

770
00:40:38,087 --> 00:40:39,524
I think he saw me.

771
00:40:44,180 --> 00:40:45,312
Get down.

772
00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:03,504
Oh, fuck.

773
00:41:03,678 --> 00:41:04,723
Fuck.

774
00:41:06,507 --> 00:41:09,379
Psst, go, go, go, come on.

775
00:41:12,905 --> 00:41:15,734
Fuck, be quiet, fuck.

776
00:41:25,221 --> 00:41:27,180
Go, go, run!

777
00:41:29,704 --> 00:41:31,140
Quick, we gotta hide!

778
00:41:34,100 --> 00:41:35,144
Oh, my god.

779
00:42:26,369 --> 00:42:28,633
Well, if you want to
catch the eye of the dog,

780
00:42:28,807 --> 00:42:30,722
you gotta give them a
performance they can't ignore.

781
00:42:30,896 --> 00:42:31,374
What are you talking about?

782
00:42:36,379 --> 00:42:38,686
All right, all right.
♪ You are here now ♪

783
00:42:38,860 --> 00:42:40,079
♪ I just want you more ♪

784
00:42:40,253 --> 00:42:42,864
♪ Right here on the floor ♪

785
00:42:43,038 --> 00:42:44,605
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

786
00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:53,353
♪ Hey, hey ♪

787
00:42:53,527 --> 00:42:54,484
I gotta hook you up
with my boy, Giuseppe, yo.

788
00:42:54,659 --> 00:42:55,877
Nah, I'm cool.

789
00:42:56,051 --> 00:42:56,922
Are you sure?

790
00:42:57,096 --> 00:42:58,097
He cooks in the lab.

791
00:42:58,271 --> 00:42:59,794
This shit ain't working.

792
00:43:04,886 --> 00:43:05,800
Oh, shit.

793
00:43:11,676 --> 00:43:12,372
Hey, I got something
for your ass-

794
00:43:12,546 --> 00:43:13,634
Abort, abort!

795
00:43:16,332 --> 00:43:17,595
Eat this, eat this.

796
00:43:19,248 --> 00:43:21,860
Oh, shit.

797
00:43:30,477 --> 00:43:31,696
Bingo.

798
00:43:33,349 --> 00:43:35,047
Let's go, get
to the cell tower!

799
00:43:46,580 --> 00:43:47,450
Ugh.

800
00:43:48,843 --> 00:43:51,759
Oh, that smell.

801
00:44:08,167 --> 00:44:09,081
Oh.

802
00:44:09,255 --> 00:44:12,214
Oh, oh, thank god.

803
00:44:12,388 --> 00:44:14,652
Okay, don't get closer to it.

804
00:44:14,826 --> 00:44:16,871
Oh, he's so cute.

805
00:44:17,045 --> 00:44:19,352
That innocence has
an expiration date.

806
00:44:21,180 --> 00:44:22,616
I could totally be its, like,

807
00:44:22,790 --> 00:44:23,443
rehabilitation
coach or something.

808
00:44:27,273 --> 00:44:28,666
Oh, God, God, get
it off, get it off!

809
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:29,710
Oh, my God.

810
00:44:31,843 --> 00:44:33,366
Kick it, kick it, kick it!

811
00:44:38,414 --> 00:44:39,589
Oh, shit, I just
kicked a puppy.

812
00:44:47,772 --> 00:44:48,686
Huh.

813
00:44:56,650 --> 00:44:58,217
Okay, what's the rule of
the wild here, play dead?

814
00:44:58,391 --> 00:44:59,958
Okay.

815
00:45:00,132 --> 00:45:02,351
Very slow, back away.

816
00:45:05,572 --> 00:45:07,095
Hey, big fella.

817
00:45:08,314 --> 00:45:09,271
Hey.

818
00:45:09,445 --> 00:45:10,795
Oh, easy.

819
00:45:12,753 --> 00:45:17,105
Easy.

820
00:45:17,279 --> 00:45:19,629
Okay, let's just let
him go where he wants to go.

821
00:45:19,804 --> 00:45:20,979
Can dogs push buttons?

822
00:45:23,633 --> 00:45:25,287
Bitch, please.

823
00:45:25,461 --> 00:45:27,246
You can train them
to do a lot of things.

824
00:45:27,420 --> 00:45:28,726
Oh.

825
00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:30,118
Run!

826
00:46:15,294 --> 00:46:19,515
Come on, bro, come on, run!

827
00:46:19,689 --> 00:46:22,649
Great shot, fuck, they're on
their way, let's go, hurry up!

828
00:46:22,823 --> 00:46:23,911
All right, all right.

829
00:46:24,085 --> 00:46:25,304
I don't got no more weapons.

830
00:46:27,393 --> 00:46:29,003
Faster, faster, they're
on my ass, come on,

831
00:46:29,177 --> 00:46:30,788
come on, move your feet.
- All right.

832
00:46:30,962 --> 00:46:32,528
Should throw, throw something
at them, do something.

833
00:46:32,702 --> 00:46:34,269
You got anything, huh?

834
00:46:39,666 --> 00:46:41,146
You got those big-ass
arms, just use them.

835
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:44,453
Get off me, right,
come on, get your.

836
00:46:49,197 --> 00:46:50,982
Okay, okay.

837
00:46:54,681 --> 00:46:56,335
Do you want a treat?

838
00:46:56,509 --> 00:46:57,945
Oh, does my little
baby want a treat?

839
00:46:58,119 --> 00:47:00,252
Oh, I'll give you
some nice, yeah.

840
00:47:00,426 --> 00:47:02,863
Oh, who's a sparkly
boy?

841
00:47:06,301 --> 00:47:07,302
Oh, you want to be brushed?

842
00:47:07,476 --> 00:47:08,782
Oh, you want butt
scratches there?

843
00:47:08,956 --> 00:47:09,783
Oh, I'll give you
some, oh, woof.

844
00:47:09,957 --> 00:47:11,132
Woof, woof, woof, woof.

845
00:47:11,306 --> 00:47:13,700
You want sparkle, sparkle.

846
00:47:13,874 --> 00:47:15,920
Oh, you're so happy.

847
00:47:16,094 --> 00:47:17,182
Holy horse-dick.

848
00:47:18,661 --> 00:47:19,532
- Hello.
- What's us.

849
00:47:20,925 --> 00:47:21,534
Wait,
guys, where's Vince?

850
00:47:25,973 --> 00:47:28,933
Jesus.

851
00:47:31,022 --> 00:47:35,548
Spike just went full-on
Hannibal Lecter on Vince.

852
00:47:35,722 --> 00:47:38,768
Yeah, well, yo, you're yanking
my chain right now, right?

853
00:47:38,943 --> 00:47:40,945
This is, like, some
straight-up chain yankage.

854
00:47:41,119 --> 00:47:43,817
Just swing back,
come on, I got you.

855
00:47:43,991 --> 00:47:45,427
Come on, yes, yes.

856
00:47:45,601 --> 00:47:46,733
All right.

857
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:53,087
Oh, fuck.

858
00:47:53,261 --> 00:47:54,959
You're the only
one with a connection

859
00:47:55,133 --> 00:47:56,308
to the outside world, so you
need to just stop playing

860
00:47:56,482 --> 00:47:58,223
and call someone,
like, now, please.

861
00:47:58,397 --> 00:48:00,094
Dudes, dudes, this is,
like, typical Vince shit.

862
00:48:02,270 --> 00:48:04,751
Oh, fuck dystopia, I
gotta get back on the phone.

863
00:48:04,925 --> 00:48:08,624
Same, I need to get
back to my phone, bro.

864
00:48:08,798 --> 00:48:10,713
What are we gonna do about them?

865
00:48:13,586 --> 00:48:15,327
Watch, watch, watch.

866
00:48:15,501 --> 00:48:18,417
Yo, Vince, dude,
nice try.

867
00:48:19,635 --> 00:48:20,941
Any bright ideas now?

868
00:48:24,379 --> 00:48:24,945
Yeah.

869
00:48:29,819 --> 00:48:31,996
This is so classic,
man, this is so-

870
00:48:32,170 --> 00:48:33,301
Yeah.

871
00:48:34,563 --> 00:48:35,347
Hyah!

872
00:48:35,651 --> 00:48:36,348
Eat it.

873
00:48:36,522 --> 00:48:38,219
Got his ass.

874
00:48:38,393 --> 00:48:39,786
This is, like, some
next-level shit, dog.

875
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:41,527
It's working, it's working.

876
00:48:44,660 --> 00:48:45,270
Where'd they go?

877
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:48,795
Are you scoping 'em?

878
00:48:48,969 --> 00:48:50,666
Bro?

879
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:52,799
Sweet Jesus.

880
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:56,803
It's straight up not
in the rule book, fam.

881
00:48:56,977 --> 00:48:58,936
Collins is in the wine
cellar and he's hurt.

882
00:48:59,110 --> 00:49:00,720
You have to call
the helicopter now.

883
00:49:00,894 --> 00:49:02,635
Fucking call someone.

884
00:49:18,564 --> 00:49:19,391
Shit.

885
00:49:24,309 --> 00:49:25,963
Bro, bro, this fucking
thing is moving.

886
00:49:26,137 --> 00:49:27,312
Fine, I'll make the call.

887
00:49:28,704 --> 00:49:30,750
Oh, shit, man, great timing.

888
00:49:30,924 --> 00:49:33,231
I think I have to reset my
network settings or some shit.

889
00:49:37,061 --> 00:49:37,887
Oh, shit,
oh, no, no, no.

890
00:49:38,062 --> 00:49:38,888
Be still, be still.

891
00:49:39,063 --> 00:49:40,107
Fuck this.

892
00:49:40,281 --> 00:49:42,892
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

893
00:49:43,067 --> 00:49:44,807
Buckle up, buttercup.

894
00:49:45,678 --> 00:49:46,461
What you doing?

895
00:49:46,635 --> 00:49:47,332
Bitch.

896
00:49:47,506 --> 00:49:48,420
Whoa!

897
00:49:50,074 --> 00:49:51,466
Oh, yeah, I don't think

898
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:53,555
the network settings
is the problem.

899
00:49:55,818 --> 00:49:58,169
Mason and Big
Farmer Jay boned us.

900
00:49:58,343 --> 00:49:59,692
Dude,
that's vandalism.

901
00:49:59,866 --> 00:50:02,129
What idiots climb
up a cellphone tower?

902
00:50:02,303 --> 00:50:04,697
Someone with a death
wish, that's who.

903
00:50:04,871 --> 00:50:07,134
It's fucking on time.

904
00:50:07,308 --> 00:50:10,137
Get fried, you little fuckers!

905
00:50:15,273 --> 00:50:17,840
Ah, that's right.

906
00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:19,886
Hold on.

907
00:50:20,060 --> 00:50:21,018
We gotta help them.

908
00:50:23,324 --> 00:50:24,586
What's that?

909
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:25,587
Flare gun, baby.

910
00:50:32,507 --> 00:50:34,292
Either we scare them
off or we light 'em up.

911
00:50:34,466 --> 00:50:35,380
Either way, it's a win win.

912
00:50:41,995 --> 00:50:44,041
It's about to be lit.

913
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,871
A flare, seriously?

914
00:50:54,094 --> 00:50:56,966
Eh, oh, well, it's a
little fail city over here.

915
00:50:57,141 --> 00:50:59,404
What's next, a
strongly-worded letter?

916
00:50:59,578 --> 00:51:01,362
What the fuck?

917
00:51:01,536 --> 00:51:03,930
I think I just gotta,
like, aim a little higher.

918
00:51:05,018 --> 00:51:07,281
It's physics?

919
00:51:07,455 --> 00:51:08,978
Yeah, sure.

920
00:51:09,153 --> 00:51:13,331
Yeah, it's,
like, some physics.

921
00:51:13,505 --> 00:51:15,420
This is it, all
right, here we go.

922
00:51:25,299 --> 00:51:26,996
Oh.
- Oh, shit!

923
00:51:27,171 --> 00:51:28,520
Oh!

924
00:51:31,784 --> 00:51:34,830
Not the kind of fire we
were looking for, man.

925
00:51:35,004 --> 00:51:37,746
Maybe I overshot that one.

926
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:38,965
Yeah.

927
00:51:39,139 --> 00:51:40,836
Yeah, I think astronomically.

928
00:51:41,010 --> 00:51:43,317
At least we got rid
of those dogs, bro.

929
00:51:46,146 --> 00:51:46,886
Oh, we're going down.

930
00:51:47,060 --> 00:51:48,148
Holy shit!

931
00:51:49,367 --> 00:51:50,150
No!

932
00:51:50,324 --> 00:51:51,804
Oh, no!

933
00:51:54,633 --> 00:51:56,461
Oh!

934
00:51:56,635 --> 00:51:57,984
Do you think I killed them?

935
00:51:58,158 --> 00:52:00,421
Yeah, that- that
seems probable.

936
00:52:00,595 --> 00:52:02,641
Oh, shit, where are
we supposed to go?

937
00:52:02,815 --> 00:52:05,078
It's swim time,
bro, do or die.

938
00:52:05,252 --> 00:52:05,948
You out your
motherfucking mind.

939
00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:07,994
I'm not jumping off that.

940
00:52:08,168 --> 00:52:09,474
The drop's not even bad.

941
00:52:09,648 --> 00:52:10,605
We just need to
lead ourselves off

942
00:52:10,779 --> 00:52:12,259
with a head start, come on.

943
00:52:12,433 --> 00:52:13,565
When I die, I'm
gonna come back

944
00:52:13,739 --> 00:52:15,523
and I'm gonna whoop your ass.

945
00:52:15,697 --> 00:52:17,960
Okay, I'm, like, 65% sure
this isn't even suicide.

946
00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:19,484
You got this.

947
00:52:19,658 --> 00:52:20,659
Listen, I'm gonna
whoop your ass!

948
00:52:20,833 --> 00:52:22,182
I'm gonna whoop your ass!

949
00:52:22,356 --> 00:52:23,444
Wait, what?

950
00:52:23,618 --> 00:52:24,445
- Oh, yay.
- Nice.

951
00:52:24,619 --> 00:52:25,577
Well done, boys.

952
00:52:25,751 --> 00:52:26,491
Oh, whoa.

953
00:52:29,233 --> 00:52:30,190
I don't got this.

954
00:52:30,364 --> 00:52:31,713
Bro.

955
00:52:31,887 --> 00:52:32,584
- I don't want to do it.
- Bro, your leg!

956
00:52:32,758 --> 00:52:34,151
What?

957
00:52:34,325 --> 00:52:35,282
Your fucking leg is on fire.

958
00:52:37,850 --> 00:52:39,373
Whoa.

959
00:52:39,547 --> 00:52:40,635
Oh, and he just
jumped.

960
00:52:40,809 --> 00:52:42,202
- Oh, maybe dead again.
- Oh, shit.

961
00:52:45,336 --> 00:52:48,600
Oh, oh, oh, shit.

962
00:52:48,774 --> 00:52:52,517
I nailed that
shit, son.

963
00:52:52,691 --> 00:52:55,389
Come on, man, enough
thinking and more jumping!

964
00:53:10,230 --> 00:53:11,013
Come on.

965
00:53:11,188 --> 00:53:12,232
I got you-

966
00:53:12,406 --> 00:53:14,408
Stop splashing on me, bro.

967
00:53:14,582 --> 00:53:17,542
I gotta move my legs.
- Yeah.

968
00:53:17,716 --> 00:53:18,978
All right, as soon
as they hit the deck,

969
00:53:19,152 --> 00:53:20,893
we out, zero dilly dally.

970
00:53:21,067 --> 00:53:22,851
Hold up, we gotta
go back for Collins.

971
00:53:24,157 --> 00:53:25,854
Oh, shit.

972
00:53:26,028 --> 00:53:29,118
I mean, yeah, I, my brain, I.

973
00:53:29,293 --> 00:53:31,425
Hey, how fucking high are you?

974
00:53:31,599 --> 00:53:35,647
Hey, dude, you know what,
dude, slow your fucking roll-

975
00:53:35,821 --> 00:53:38,998
Hey, Thalia, what's
up, you pyromaniac?

976
00:53:39,172 --> 00:53:41,740
You know what's not up,
dude, my damn data tower.

977
00:53:41,914 --> 00:53:44,003
That's what's not up, so
calling for that helicopter,

978
00:53:44,177 --> 00:53:45,483
not happening now, man.

979
00:53:45,657 --> 00:53:47,354
Yo, are you for
real right now?

980
00:53:47,528 --> 00:53:49,878
You've got no bat phone,

981
00:53:50,052 --> 00:53:52,403
no old-school hand
radio tucked away?

982
00:53:52,577 --> 00:53:53,752
No, bro, everything
ran through

983
00:53:53,926 --> 00:53:56,233
that one glorious data tower.

984
00:53:56,407 --> 00:53:57,886
Okay, well, if
you have an antenna,

985
00:53:58,060 --> 00:54:00,106
a bidirectional amplifier,
and some RF cables,

986
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:02,674
I can whip up something that
might do the trick,

987
00:54:02,848 --> 00:54:04,806
but do you got any of
that, like, stashed away?

988
00:54:04,980 --> 00:54:06,591
It's not, like, I
for sure don't have any

989
00:54:06,765 --> 00:54:09,333
of that stuff stashed
away anywhere.

990
00:54:09,507 --> 00:54:10,899
No, the only way out
of here is gonna be

991
00:54:11,073 --> 00:54:11,900
through the Vincetopia
party barge-

992
00:54:12,074 --> 00:54:13,685
What, where?

993
00:54:13,859 --> 00:54:15,208
What the bummer is
is that it's, like,

994
00:54:15,382 --> 00:54:16,601
way on the other
side of the island.

995
00:54:16,775 --> 00:54:17,950
Yeah, there's a
bunch of hell hounds

996
00:54:18,124 --> 00:54:19,778
between here and there.

997
00:54:19,952 --> 00:54:22,389
Nothing to it but
to do it, am I right?

998
00:54:22,563 --> 00:54:24,913
Whoa, hey, you guys
are forgetting something.

999
00:54:25,087 --> 00:54:28,830
Okay, first we have to get
Collins out of the cellar.

1000
00:54:29,004 --> 00:54:31,050
Oh, shit.

1001
00:54:33,008 --> 00:54:33,835
Okay, okay, the bummer
is that the cellar

1002
00:54:34,009 --> 00:54:35,054
and the boat, they're in, like,

1003
00:54:35,228 --> 00:54:36,838
two totally opposite directions.

1004
00:54:37,012 --> 00:54:38,362
True, true.

1005
00:54:38,536 --> 00:54:40,625
Hey, tough break
about your bro.

1006
00:54:40,799 --> 00:54:43,671
But chances are he's
already dog meat.

1007
00:54:43,845 --> 00:54:46,326
Let's cut our
losses and fuck off.

1008
00:54:46,500 --> 00:54:49,024
Please do fuck off, Mason.

1009
00:54:49,198 --> 00:54:51,810
I am not leaving
without my brother.

1010
00:54:51,984 --> 00:54:54,073
Go ahead, we're
out like trout.

1011
00:54:54,247 --> 00:54:55,770
Thalia, give me the key.

1012
00:54:55,944 --> 00:54:58,164
No, man, that's not very cool.

1013
00:54:58,338 --> 00:54:59,774
And by the way, you don't
even know where the boat is,

1014
00:54:59,948 --> 00:55:02,211
so super great
plan, bro, really.

1015
00:55:02,386 --> 00:55:05,519
Okay, well, what if we
head back to the mainland,

1016
00:55:05,693 --> 00:55:09,044
grab a posse, and make a
triumphant return for Collins?

1017
00:55:09,218 --> 00:55:12,874
Yes, that, so Thalia, the key.

1018
00:55:13,048 --> 00:55:14,223
You don't
have to listen to him.

1019
00:55:14,398 --> 00:55:16,443
Don't be an asshole.

1020
00:55:16,617 --> 00:55:18,140
I'll give you a few Bitcoin
for your troubles, huh?

1021
00:55:18,315 --> 00:55:20,273
Oh, you a scammer.

1022
00:55:20,447 --> 00:55:23,058
No, no, you can't slap a
price tag on my conscience, bro.

1023
00:55:23,232 --> 00:55:24,843
Y'all need to stop
fucking arguing.

1024
00:55:25,017 --> 00:55:26,105
This is what we fucking do.

1025
00:55:26,279 --> 00:55:27,889
Violet and I, we rolling out.

1026
00:55:28,063 --> 00:55:29,717
The rest of y'all just
hold down the fort

1027
00:55:29,891 --> 00:55:32,111
'til we get back here
with Collins, all right?

1028
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:35,549
Like some chick's gonna
hold me back anyway?

1029
00:55:35,723 --> 00:55:36,811
I'm getting the
fuck out of here.

1030
00:55:36,985 --> 00:55:37,769
Are you fucking kidding me?

1031
00:55:37,943 --> 00:55:39,292
Prick.

1032
00:55:39,466 --> 00:55:40,598
Well, I'll stay here with Thalia

1033
00:55:40,772 --> 00:55:42,469
and keep an eye on that asshole.

1034
00:55:42,643 --> 00:55:44,079
Okay, and there's a
golf cart in the shed,

1035
00:55:44,253 --> 00:55:46,081
so you should be able to
haul Collins back with it.

1036
00:55:46,255 --> 00:55:48,170
Perfect, let's get this
shit show on the road

1037
00:55:48,345 --> 00:55:50,782
while them damn canines out
there still licking they balls.

1038
00:55:52,087 --> 00:55:52,697
Hey.

1039
00:55:54,394 --> 00:55:56,048
Don't die and shit.

1040
00:55:56,222 --> 00:55:56,788
You too.

1041
00:55:59,268 --> 00:56:01,009
I'll be upstairs.

1042
00:56:01,183 --> 00:56:03,490
Keep the energy contained
down here, assholes.

1043
00:56:03,664 --> 00:56:05,753
- Whoa.
- Oh, my god.

1044
00:56:05,927 --> 00:56:06,450
What the fuck is your problem?
- I bet your dick is so big.

1045
00:56:06,624 --> 00:56:07,494
Fucking huge.

1046
00:56:07,668 --> 00:56:08,582
Bye.

1047
00:56:12,020 --> 00:56:13,674
Oh, he dead, dead.

1048
00:56:16,982 --> 00:56:18,026
My sister's
gonna be so mad.

1049
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:19,941
She's gonna have my ass.

1050
00:56:20,115 --> 00:56:21,813
I mean, she's just gonna
go fucking nuclear, dude.

1051
00:56:21,987 --> 00:56:23,902
The universe dealt
us a shitty hand,

1052
00:56:24,076 --> 00:56:25,686
but you didn't shuffle the deck.

1053
00:56:25,860 --> 00:56:27,166
Vince's death is not
on you, all right?

1054
00:56:27,340 --> 00:56:28,602
She specifically warned me not

1055
00:56:28,776 --> 00:56:29,821
to come looking for this place.

1056
00:56:34,826 --> 00:56:36,175
Once the media gets
a whiff of this,

1057
00:56:36,349 --> 00:56:38,177
it's gonna be paparazzi 24/7.

1058
00:56:38,351 --> 00:56:39,918
It's just gonna
be, like, a total-

1059
00:56:40,092 --> 00:56:41,572
Yeah, I- I think
you're catastrophizing.

1060
00:56:41,746 --> 00:56:43,051
I don't think the
media is gonna be-

1061
00:56:43,225 --> 00:56:46,098
I'm not, it's, my
sister's Hayden Hearst.

1062
00:56:50,363 --> 00:56:53,148
Like, tabloid dynamite,
Hayden fucking Hearst.

1063
00:56:55,803 --> 00:56:56,413
Come
on, hurry up, kids.

1064
00:56:56,587 --> 00:56:58,371
Thank you.

1065
00:56:58,545 --> 00:56:59,241
Here you are,
you caffeinated majesty

1066
00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:00,634
Oh, thank you.

1067
00:57:00,808 --> 00:57:02,157
Hey, Hayden.

1068
00:57:02,331 --> 00:57:03,681
Can this wait,
we're about to roll.

1069
00:57:03,855 --> 00:57:07,206
I really think
you should see this.

1070
00:57:07,380 --> 00:57:08,425
Spike just, like,
leaps on him, right,

1071
00:57:08,599 --> 00:57:09,338
starts ripping on him-

1072
00:57:09,513 --> 00:57:10,383
Good God, Thalia.

1073
00:57:11,602 --> 00:57:12,951
He just goes, like, Hannibal
Lecter on his ass.

1074
00:57:13,255 --> 00:57:13,778
What, is that a prank?

1075
00:57:15,257 --> 00:57:17,303
I don't think so.

1076
00:57:17,477 --> 00:57:18,086
Ms. Hearst,
we're ready for you on set.

1077
00:57:18,260 --> 00:57:20,611
Be right there!

1078
00:57:20,785 --> 00:57:22,439
So he's still
in the basement?

1079
00:57:22,613 --> 00:57:24,179
Was that
blood here before?

1080
00:57:24,353 --> 00:57:25,616
No, that's fresh.

1081
00:57:27,269 --> 00:57:28,445
Collins, you down there?

1082
00:57:32,274 --> 00:57:33,406
Oh, shit.

1083
00:57:33,580 --> 00:57:34,886
Well, he gone now.

1084
00:57:55,167 --> 00:57:55,733
Collins?

1085
00:58:00,128 --> 00:58:01,260
Oh, hey, sis.

1086
00:58:02,522 --> 00:58:05,743
Farmer Jay, hello.

1087
00:58:05,917 --> 00:58:08,572
Do you guys have
the wifi password?

1088
00:58:09,877 --> 00:58:11,488
I sure do not.

1089
00:58:11,662 --> 00:58:14,273
This is just some
overcooked Insta-fuckery

1090
00:58:14,447 --> 00:58:17,189
to sell a new line of Vince
Ventura's Scooby Snacks,

1091
00:58:17,363 --> 00:58:19,452
or some other nonsense.

1092
00:58:19,626 --> 00:58:21,280
I know, but this is
where the video cuts off.

1093
00:58:21,454 --> 00:58:23,238
Ah.

1094
00:58:23,412 --> 00:58:25,371
Only ones with the-

1095
00:58:25,545 --> 00:58:27,329
Apparently Vince invited
a bunch of content creators

1096
00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:29,984
to an island, I don't know
what they were doing there.

1097
00:58:30,158 --> 00:58:33,248
I do, dammit, Thalia.

1098
00:58:33,422 --> 00:58:37,165
Here you go, here they are.

1099
00:58:37,339 --> 00:58:38,993
What are you doing with
the doggy downers, buddy?

1100
00:58:39,167 --> 00:58:40,560
I'm just starving.

1101
00:58:40,734 --> 00:58:42,301
Yeah, what are you taking?

1102
00:58:42,475 --> 00:58:45,173
Hey, hey, Collins,
what are you taking?

1103
00:58:45,347 --> 00:58:46,871
We have to go.
- A little bit of this

1104
00:58:47,045 --> 00:58:47,785
and a little bit of that.
- We have to go.

1105
00:58:47,959 --> 00:58:49,090
If you keep munching on that,

1106
00:58:49,264 --> 00:58:50,962
then we're gonna
be here forever.

1107
00:58:51,136 --> 00:58:52,267
Come on, we cannot be
late, we're gonna be,

1108
00:58:52,441 --> 00:58:53,225
we're gonna be late.
- Farmer Jay.

1109
00:58:53,399 --> 00:58:54,443
Hey, buddy, hey-

1110
00:58:54,618 --> 00:58:55,401
We're gonna be late for what?

1111
00:58:55,575 --> 00:58:56,663
The boat party.

1112
00:58:56,837 --> 00:58:57,621
- I love parties.
- Yeah.

1113
00:58:57,795 --> 00:58:58,839
There's a rumor that Vince,

1114
00:58:59,013 --> 00:59:01,973
he might not be living anymore.

1115
00:59:02,147 --> 00:59:03,757
You say not living
anymore, as in?

1116
00:59:03,931 --> 00:59:05,629
Among the living now.

1117
00:59:07,935 --> 00:59:09,415
Like, dead?

1118
00:59:09,589 --> 00:59:10,895
Have you called Thalia?

1119
00:59:11,069 --> 00:59:12,505
Call Thalia.
- I tried calling,

1120
00:59:12,679 --> 00:59:13,332
but it went straight
to voicemail.

1121
00:59:14,376 --> 00:59:15,334
Fuck me.

1122
00:59:24,648 --> 00:59:26,127
Hayden told me
about her crazy experience

1123
00:59:26,301 --> 00:59:28,173
on "The Breed," and.

1124
00:59:28,347 --> 00:59:30,088
I can't believe Hayden
fucking Hearst is your sister.

1125
00:59:30,262 --> 00:59:32,699
Ugh, she's just, like,
the epitome of badass.

1126
00:59:32,873 --> 00:59:34,527
Sorry, I'm, like,
a nervous talker.

1127
00:59:34,701 --> 00:59:35,920
It's okay, we all
have our quirks,

1128
00:59:36,094 --> 00:59:37,791
you know, mine is
chronic anxiety.

1129
00:59:39,445 --> 00:59:40,794
All right, assholes.

1130
00:59:43,841 --> 00:59:44,842
The time is up.

1131
00:59:45,016 --> 00:59:45,843
- Bro.
- Geez.

1132
00:59:46,017 --> 00:59:48,149
Let's roll.

1133
00:59:48,323 --> 00:59:49,847
Bro, you've been hitting the
sauce there pretty hard, huh?

1134
00:59:50,021 --> 00:59:51,892
Oh, oh, god.

1135
00:59:52,066 --> 00:59:53,851
Geez, dude, chill out.

1136
00:59:56,854 --> 00:59:58,116
Oh, god, that's fucking nasty.
- Ugh.

1137
00:59:58,290 --> 01:00:00,553
It was like a whole
bouquet, oh, my god.

1138
01:00:00,727 --> 01:00:02,816
Jesus Christ, you're gross.

1139
01:00:02,990 --> 01:00:05,166
Yeah, you think
you're better than me?

1140
01:00:08,082 --> 01:00:08,648
- Hey, dude, get off me.
- Just give me it!

1141
01:00:09,910 --> 01:00:11,564
Hey, ow, shit.

1142
01:00:11,738 --> 01:00:12,434
Come on, why are you
making this harder?

1143
01:00:12,609 --> 01:00:13,305
Get off of me!

1144
01:00:14,915 --> 01:00:16,613
Hey, what the
fuck are you doing?

1145
01:00:16,787 --> 01:00:17,439
- Here, I got it.
- Get off of me, get off.

1146
01:00:17,614 --> 01:00:19,180
What, no, you can't-

1147
01:00:19,354 --> 01:00:21,400
Get off
of her, get off of her!

1148
01:00:21,574 --> 01:00:23,968
It's mine!

1149
01:00:24,142 --> 01:00:24,621
I
told you to stop.

1150
01:00:26,144 --> 01:00:27,014
Nice.

1151
01:00:28,407 --> 01:00:29,930
Hell, yeah.

1152
01:00:30,104 --> 01:00:33,281
Oh, god, that's nasty.

1153
01:00:33,455 --> 01:00:35,283
Honestly, god, bro, those
were my freaking snacks

1154
01:00:35,457 --> 01:00:37,198
and you wasted
them, man, fuck you.

1155
01:00:37,372 --> 01:00:39,157
You're dead!

1156
01:00:39,331 --> 01:00:40,506
Just give me back the
key, just give me the key.

1157
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:42,290
Nobody fucks with Mason Kelly.

1158
01:00:44,510 --> 01:00:45,685
Holy shit.

1159
01:00:49,907 --> 01:00:51,473
Put the gun down.

1160
01:00:51,648 --> 01:00:53,084
It's crazy.

1161
01:00:53,258 --> 01:00:55,042
Shit, key!

1162
01:00:55,216 --> 01:00:55,956
- Move, move, move!
- Come on, we need the key.

1163
01:00:56,130 --> 01:00:57,305
Let's just go, go, go, go.

1164
01:00:57,479 --> 01:00:58,829
- Get back here!
- Let's go.

1165
01:00:59,003 --> 01:01:01,658
Where are you
going, you asshole?

1166
01:01:06,532 --> 01:01:08,273
Oh, shit,
Mason, watch out!

1167
01:01:28,336 --> 01:01:30,338
Collins.

1168
01:01:30,512 --> 01:01:32,906
Hold up, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!

1169
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:34,908
Whoa,
whoa, chill, chill.

1170
01:01:35,082 --> 01:01:36,040
- Get in!
- Whoa!

1171
01:01:37,606 --> 01:01:38,738
Slide over, I
know these roads, trust.

1172
01:01:39,565 --> 01:01:40,697
Hello.

1173
01:01:40,871 --> 01:01:42,350
Goddamn, you look like shit.

1174
01:01:42,524 --> 01:01:44,570
Hey, do you know
the wifi password?

1175
01:01:44,744 --> 01:01:45,702
- Mm-mm.
- Aww.

1176
01:01:45,876 --> 01:01:47,355
Yo, where's Mason Kelly?

1177
01:01:47,529 --> 01:01:49,227
Dude's toast, man,
like, burnt toast. - Huh?

1178
01:01:50,576 --> 01:01:51,446
Wait, what- what happened?

1179
01:01:51,620 --> 01:01:52,665
A dog got him.

1180
01:01:52,839 --> 01:01:54,275
And the boat key.

1181
01:01:54,449 --> 01:01:56,364
Well, ain't that
about a pearl on pig shit.

1182
01:01:56,538 --> 01:01:57,975
Oh, no.

1183
01:01:58,149 --> 01:01:59,890
Oh, no, fucking shit, no.

1184
01:02:00,064 --> 01:02:01,718
Fuck, the motor gave out.
- Yo, why you stopping?

1185
01:02:01,892 --> 01:02:03,502
You gotta push it.

1186
01:02:03,676 --> 01:02:04,982
I got it, I got it.

1187
01:02:05,156 --> 01:02:06,984
- Okay, I'll help.
- I got it.

1188
01:02:09,464 --> 01:02:10,335
- You guys got this!
- Go!

1189
01:02:11,989 --> 01:02:13,425
You got this,
you're doing great, man.

1190
01:02:13,599 --> 01:02:15,122
You look great, your
muscles, they're bulging.

1191
01:02:15,296 --> 01:02:16,167
You look awesome, thank you.
- Come on.

1192
01:02:16,341 --> 01:02:18,082
Push, go.

1193
01:02:19,823 --> 01:02:20,998
Push it, let's go.

1194
01:02:24,218 --> 01:02:25,654
Hey, Farmer Ted,
push us farther.

1195
01:02:25,829 --> 01:02:27,961
That's great, man.

1196
01:02:28,135 --> 01:02:29,484
Farther and faster.

1197
01:02:29,658 --> 01:02:31,269
Just
a little further.

1198
01:02:33,793 --> 01:02:35,447
Dogs, dogs, the
dogs are coming!

1199
01:02:39,843 --> 01:02:41,192
You've got
this, you've got this!

1200
01:02:42,715 --> 01:02:43,977
A little faster.

1201
01:02:45,152 --> 01:02:45,979
Shit.

1202
01:02:46,153 --> 01:02:46,893
Let's go!

1203
01:02:51,028 --> 01:02:52,638
Man, how much more
of this bullshit

1204
01:02:52,812 --> 01:02:54,292
we gotta go through before
we get to this damn boat?

1205
01:02:54,466 --> 01:02:56,990
I could tell you, man,
but it's gonna bum you out.

1206
01:02:59,601 --> 01:03:00,341
Pump the gas.

1207
01:03:00,515 --> 01:03:01,821
This is the gas.

1208
01:03:07,784 --> 01:03:08,654
Getting closer!

1209
01:03:12,527 --> 01:03:14,051
Okay, grab a moonshine bottle

1210
01:03:14,225 --> 01:03:15,704
and aim for the
center of that bridge.

1211
01:03:15,879 --> 01:03:18,272
You light it up.

1212
01:03:18,446 --> 01:03:19,621
Fireball rocketing in three,

1213
01:03:21,319 --> 01:03:22,189
two.

1214
01:03:23,974 --> 01:03:24,713
Oh, it's you.

1215
01:03:26,193 --> 01:03:27,542
All right, go.

1216
01:03:27,716 --> 01:03:30,154
Yeah, blaze and go!

1217
01:03:36,769 --> 01:03:37,596
See you in
hell, motherfuckers.

1218
01:03:37,770 --> 01:03:38,379
Sick. Hell, yeah.

1219
01:03:43,471 --> 01:03:44,385
Okay.

1220
01:03:45,517 --> 01:03:46,866
Okay, we're here.

1221
01:03:48,694 --> 01:03:50,304
Is this the shit
Vince was rambling about

1222
01:03:50,478 --> 01:03:52,698
from that whole movie?

1223
01:03:52,872 --> 01:03:54,395
Yeah, pretty cool, right?

1224
01:03:54,569 --> 01:03:56,180
The Universal one was cooler.

1225
01:03:56,354 --> 01:03:57,746
Look at this cage,
it's ripped to shreds.

1226
01:03:57,921 --> 01:03:59,139
Dude, the fact that Vince

1227
01:03:59,313 --> 01:04:01,228
and you even stayed
alive long enough

1228
01:04:01,402 --> 01:04:03,796
to drag us into this mess
is a statistical anomaly.

1229
01:04:03,970 --> 01:04:05,319
When we first
got to the island,

1230
01:04:05,493 --> 01:04:06,930
the dogs, they were,
like, super shy, man.

1231
01:04:07,104 --> 01:04:08,366
They kept to themselves,
it was chill.

1232
01:04:08,540 --> 01:04:10,281
They became
extroverts real fast.

1233
01:04:10,455 --> 01:04:12,022
Well, a little while

1234
01:04:12,196 --> 01:04:13,632
after we started
construction on Vincetopia,

1235
01:04:13,806 --> 01:04:15,416
the dogs, they got, like,
a little bit aggressive,

1236
01:04:15,590 --> 01:04:17,201
and one dude got bit.

1237
01:04:17,375 --> 01:04:19,072
So we had to stop construction

1238
01:04:19,246 --> 01:04:20,726
until we could wrangle
the rest of the dogs,

1239
01:04:20,900 --> 01:04:22,206
and you know Vince,
he's always looking

1240
01:04:22,380 --> 01:04:23,990
for the opportunity
in every problem, so-

1241
01:04:24,164 --> 01:04:25,731
Jesus Christ.

1242
01:04:25,905 --> 01:04:26,775
We thought we'd
invite you all here,

1243
01:04:26,950 --> 01:04:28,429
make a game out of it,

1244
01:04:28,603 --> 01:04:30,170
you guys could help us
wrangle the rest of them,

1245
01:04:30,344 --> 01:04:32,433
then it's like a win win.
- My ass.

1246
01:04:32,607 --> 01:04:33,739
We'd put
it inside the cage,

1247
01:04:33,913 --> 01:04:35,132
the dogs would
come, and then wham,

1248
01:04:35,306 --> 01:04:37,090
the gate would slam
shut, easy peasy.

1249
01:04:37,264 --> 01:04:40,006
Is this is the epic
bash you're talking about?

1250
01:04:40,180 --> 01:04:40,920
And
setting off the trap.

1251
01:04:41,312 --> 01:04:43,444
- What?
- Yep.

1252
01:04:43,618 --> 01:04:45,533
One
of the good ones.

1253
01:04:45,707 --> 01:04:47,361
Whoa, whoa, whoa, before
you guys totally roast me,

1254
01:04:47,535 --> 01:04:49,059
just hold on a second.

1255
01:04:49,233 --> 01:04:49,973
I brought you here
because I have something

1256
01:04:50,147 --> 01:04:51,975
that's a total game changer.

1257
01:04:52,149 --> 01:04:55,761
Oh, what you gonna get,
some old crap licorice

1258
01:04:55,935 --> 01:04:56,980
and give it to the dog?

1259
01:04:57,154 --> 01:04:59,896
Ooh, I hope so, I'm starving.

1260
01:05:00,070 --> 01:05:03,116
Aha,
check this shit out.

1261
01:05:03,290 --> 01:05:05,162
Wait, wait, we might not die.

1262
01:05:07,294 --> 01:05:08,252
Well, color me impressed then,

1263
01:05:08,426 --> 01:05:09,862
little lady.
- Wow.

1264
01:05:10,036 --> 01:05:11,864
You've got the
stance and everything.

1265
01:05:12,038 --> 01:05:13,605
Okay.

1266
01:05:13,779 --> 01:05:16,477
Wait, is that a
goddamn paintball?

1267
01:05:19,524 --> 01:05:21,482
No, you done lost
your goddamn mind.

1268
01:05:22,831 --> 01:05:24,224
What?

1269
01:05:24,398 --> 01:05:25,138
I'm sorry, this was

1270
01:05:25,312 --> 01:05:27,097
your game-changing surprise?

1271
01:05:27,271 --> 01:05:29,186
This really stings without
proper protective gear.

1272
01:05:30,361 --> 01:05:32,232
I build stuff, okay?

1273
01:05:32,406 --> 01:05:36,323
So guys, if you keep
hacking away at each other,

1274
01:05:36,497 --> 01:05:38,935
you might as well start
digging your own graves.

1275
01:05:39,109 --> 01:05:40,806
We gotta get it together,

1276
01:05:40,980 --> 01:05:42,634
and I know this sounds
strange coming from me

1277
01:05:42,808 --> 01:05:45,028
since I've been sitting on
the sidelines throwing shade

1278
01:05:45,202 --> 01:05:47,552
at the whole fame
game, but, you know,

1279
01:05:47,726 --> 01:05:49,423
I was just kind of
petrified that if I dove in,

1280
01:05:49,597 --> 01:05:53,819
I'd lose every
semblance of who I am.

1281
01:05:53,993 --> 01:05:55,603
And I'll- I'll admit that
when we first got here,

1282
01:05:55,777 --> 01:05:57,866
Collins, if you ask me for
the fucking wifi password,

1283
01:05:58,041 --> 01:05:59,216
I swear to god.

1284
01:06:00,652 --> 01:06:01,566
I wasn't gonna.

1285
01:06:01,740 --> 01:06:03,611
Then what?

1286
01:06:03,785 --> 01:06:05,309
Hmm, well, nothing.

1287
01:06:05,483 --> 01:06:09,313
When we first got
here, being trapped

1288
01:06:09,487 --> 01:06:12,620
on this island, it
felt like a nightmare.

1289
01:06:12,794 --> 01:06:14,622
But since then, I see you
for who you really are.

1290
01:06:14,796 --> 01:06:17,321
I mean, you're a
crew of mavericks,

1291
01:06:17,495 --> 01:06:19,758
and we either fuse
that collective madness

1292
01:06:19,932 --> 01:06:23,849
into an unstoppable force, or
we crumble and we fall apart.

1293
01:06:24,023 --> 01:06:25,894
The choice is yours.

1294
01:06:29,028 --> 01:06:31,117
Goddamn.

1295
01:06:31,291 --> 01:06:32,423
That was sick, that's sick.

1296
01:06:32,597 --> 01:06:34,164
- All right, that was-
- You rock.

1297
01:06:34,338 --> 01:06:35,034
I think you guys
are missing the point

1298
01:06:35,208 --> 01:06:36,253
of my- my speech, though-

1299
01:06:36,427 --> 01:06:37,994
Was no one livestreaming that?

1300
01:06:38,168 --> 01:06:38,603
Should have
been live streaming that.

1301
01:06:38,777 --> 01:06:40,083
I know, right?

1302
01:06:40,257 --> 01:06:40,779
Hey, I got it from up here.

1303
01:06:42,085 --> 01:06:43,651
Does anybody have
the wifi password?

1304
01:06:45,175 --> 01:06:46,915
I'm gonna kill him.

1305
01:06:47,090 --> 01:06:48,569
Hey, do you have any idea
of what's going on with him?

1306
01:06:48,743 --> 01:06:50,180
I, you know, I think it's
just like an infection,

1307
01:06:50,354 --> 01:06:52,225
plus drugs, it's
making his ADHD worse.

1308
01:06:52,399 --> 01:06:53,661
- Yeah, ADHD-
- Cool, cool, cool,

1309
01:06:53,835 --> 01:06:55,228
cool, cool.

1310
01:06:55,402 --> 01:06:57,187
Look like the
sun's about to set.

1311
01:06:57,361 --> 01:06:58,536
Thalia's little spit
shooter's not gonna cut it.

1312
01:06:58,710 --> 01:06:59,276
- Man.
- He's right.

1313
01:07:01,365 --> 01:07:03,106
I say we stay the night
here and come morning,

1314
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:05,108
we scrounge together whatever
we can use to fight them.

1315
01:07:05,282 --> 01:07:06,152
Woof, man.

1316
01:07:06,326 --> 01:07:07,371
Chomp chomp, bitch.

1317
01:07:07,545 --> 01:07:10,896
Let's kill those bitches.

1318
01:07:11,070 --> 01:07:12,898
Does anyone know what the
wifi password is?

1319
01:09:04,792 --> 01:09:07,230
I was really
close to my grandpa.

1320
01:09:07,404 --> 01:09:09,667
He had this super
cool, like, ancient car

1321
01:09:09,841 --> 01:09:11,930
that I flipped for
cash, dove headfirst

1322
01:09:12,104 --> 01:09:14,411
into MacGyver-ing
some life hacks.

1323
01:09:14,585 --> 01:09:16,587
I'm actually a fan.

1324
01:09:16,761 --> 01:09:18,502
I pushed Vince to invite
you to the island.

1325
01:09:18,676 --> 01:09:20,591
Oh, thanks, so glad you did.

1326
01:09:20,765 --> 01:09:23,507
Oh, shit, man, I'm sorry.

1327
01:09:23,681 --> 01:09:26,510
Seriously, I've been watching
you grow since the early days,

1328
01:09:26,684 --> 01:09:29,469
and it's inspiring, dude.

1329
01:09:29,643 --> 01:09:31,167
Thalia, have you ever thought

1330
01:09:31,341 --> 01:09:32,472
about following in
your sister's footsteps

1331
01:09:32,646 --> 01:09:34,300
with the whole acting thing?

1332
01:09:34,474 --> 01:09:35,693
You know, I tried
with the gaming thing,

1333
01:09:35,867 --> 01:09:38,478
but nothing really
stuck until I met Vince.

1334
01:09:38,652 --> 01:09:40,611
It kind of gave me
this sense of purpose

1335
01:09:40,785 --> 01:09:43,048
that, you know, I never
really had before, man.

1336
01:09:43,222 --> 01:09:44,702
How'd you guys meet?

1337
01:09:44,876 --> 01:09:47,313
Man, like, at my
absolutly lowest,

1338
01:09:47,487 --> 01:09:50,142
facedown, sprawled
out in the dirt.

1339
01:09:50,316 --> 01:09:51,752
My god, rock bottom.

1340
01:09:51,926 --> 01:09:53,406
No, it was a shroom
shack in New Mexico.

1341
01:09:53,580 --> 01:09:54,407
That's cool.

1342
01:09:56,235 --> 01:09:57,497
Someone
is a deep sleeper.

1343
01:09:57,671 --> 01:09:59,543
He
is really drooling.

1344
01:09:59,717 --> 01:10:01,545
I might get him a can.

1345
01:10:01,719 --> 01:10:02,285
Well, we'll find
you a can after I detox-

1346
01:10:04,548 --> 01:10:05,766
I think he would have loved

1347
01:10:05,940 --> 01:10:08,595
to have been in that
hut with you guys.

1348
01:10:08,769 --> 01:10:10,771
We'll bring him
with us next time.

1349
01:10:10,945 --> 01:10:12,556
Once we get to the boat,

1350
01:10:12,730 --> 01:10:13,818
we'll have him to a
hospital in an hour.

1351
01:10:26,700 --> 01:10:27,701
Has anyone seen Collins?

1352
01:10:27,875 --> 01:10:28,789
No.

1353
01:10:30,487 --> 01:10:33,098
He was here a second ago.

1354
01:10:33,272 --> 01:10:34,708
Last time I saw
him, he went that way.

1355
01:10:37,058 --> 01:10:37,711
Oh, shit.

1356
01:10:39,887 --> 01:10:40,453
Collins?

1357
01:10:42,890 --> 01:10:44,022
Collins!

1358
01:10:44,196 --> 01:10:45,589
- Shh!
- Shh!

1359
01:10:50,724 --> 01:10:52,726
I guess I'ma head into the
bush and go hunt him down.

1360
01:10:55,120 --> 01:10:55,947
Good luck, dude.

1361
01:10:56,121 --> 01:10:58,036
Thanks.

1362
01:10:58,210 --> 01:10:59,516
Be careful.

1363
01:11:05,565 --> 01:11:08,176
Shit, I know you
fucking lying. Collins!

1364
01:11:10,091 --> 01:11:10,962
Collins!

1365
01:11:14,357 --> 01:11:15,314
Man, get your ass over here.

1366
01:11:15,488 --> 01:11:17,011
Hey, Farmer Jay.

1367
01:11:17,185 --> 01:11:18,926
- Come here!
- I'm coming, I'm coming.

1368
01:11:19,100 --> 01:11:20,188
You'd better pop it out like
a goddamn jack-in-the-box.

1369
01:11:20,363 --> 01:11:21,581
Sorry, I was just peeing-

1370
01:11:21,755 --> 01:11:22,756
Goddamn.

1371
01:11:24,149 --> 01:11:25,237
You all kinds of fucked up.

1372
01:11:25,411 --> 01:11:28,327
Do you have the wifi password?

1373
01:11:31,243 --> 01:11:33,854
Do you have the wifi password?

1374
01:11:34,028 --> 01:11:35,856
I have it, it's get
in the fucking cart.

1375
01:11:36,030 --> 01:11:36,944
No spaces?

1376
01:11:37,118 --> 01:11:38,250
All caps, let's go.

1377
01:11:38,424 --> 01:11:40,165
Hmm, I never thought of that.

1378
01:11:40,339 --> 01:11:41,993
I found him.

1379
01:11:42,167 --> 01:11:42,689
Oh, shit.

1380
01:11:51,176 --> 01:11:53,221
Okay.

1381
01:11:53,396 --> 01:11:55,354
I'm feeling omin-tiferous.

1382
01:11:55,528 --> 01:11:56,834
Uh-oh.

1383
01:11:57,008 --> 01:11:58,792
Hey, buddy, you
all right there?

1384
01:11:58,966 --> 01:11:59,532
Do you?

1385
01:12:01,273 --> 01:12:03,057
Do I what?

1386
01:12:03,231 --> 01:12:04,363
Do you know?

1387
01:12:04,537 --> 01:12:05,843
The muffin man?

1388
01:12:06,017 --> 01:12:08,672
The wifi password?

1389
01:12:11,414 --> 01:12:14,765
Aw, man, not cool at all, man.

1390
01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:20,510
I don't want it.

1391
01:12:20,684 --> 01:12:21,815
- You smell good, Mama.
- No, thank you.

1392
01:12:21,989 --> 01:12:23,034
Okay,
let's not be that guy.

1393
01:12:23,208 --> 01:12:23,904
Come on, Collins, I'm so sorry.

1394
01:12:24,078 --> 01:12:25,123
Cool.

1395
01:12:25,297 --> 01:12:25,950
Here we go.

1396
01:12:28,605 --> 01:12:30,128
So this is a thing.

1397
01:12:32,260 --> 01:12:35,263
If we ride into those dogs.

1398
01:12:35,438 --> 01:12:37,222
He definitely asked them
for the wifi password.

1399
01:12:38,223 --> 01:12:39,050
Yeah.

1400
01:12:39,224 --> 01:12:40,704
Good to go, yeah.

1401
01:12:40,878 --> 01:12:41,487
Let's go.

1402
01:12:44,490 --> 01:12:45,883
- I'm ready, let's go.
- Yeah, let's peace out.

1403
01:12:56,067 --> 01:12:57,677
Holy shit.

1404
01:12:57,851 --> 01:12:59,113
- Why are you stopping now?
- Holy shit.

1405
01:12:59,287 --> 01:13:00,419
Holy literal shit.
- Why are we stopping?

1406
01:13:00,593 --> 01:13:02,987
Oh, oh, my god, oh, it's just,

1407
01:13:03,161 --> 01:13:05,293
it's in the poo, it's
chilling, it's in the poo.

1408
01:13:05,468 --> 01:13:07,470
Whoa, guys, it's gonna be fine.

1409
01:13:07,644 --> 01:13:09,472
This has gotta be some
sign we're gonna be okay.

1410
01:13:09,646 --> 01:13:10,951
Mm-mm, mm-mm, girl.

1411
01:13:15,478 --> 01:13:17,828
Thalia, hey, Thalia.

1412
01:13:18,002 --> 01:13:19,307
Thalia.

1413
01:13:21,222 --> 01:13:23,355
Thalia!

1414
01:13:23,529 --> 01:13:24,878
Thalia!

1415
01:13:25,052 --> 01:13:26,184
Thalia, Thalia!
- Thalia!

1416
01:13:26,358 --> 01:13:28,316
Oh, shit, hi, Spike.

1417
01:13:28,491 --> 01:13:30,884
You're a, you're a good
little dude, right?

1418
01:13:31,058 --> 01:13:33,713
You got a little, you
want some licorice?

1419
01:13:33,887 --> 01:13:36,412
Thalia, just get over
here, don't talk to it.

1420
01:13:36,586 --> 01:13:38,414
Looks promising, right?

1421
01:13:38,588 --> 01:13:39,545
It's the best day ever.

1422
01:13:39,719 --> 01:13:41,417
Come on, come on, hurry!

1423
01:13:41,591 --> 01:13:42,679
- Come on, go!
- Go, go, go, go!

1424
01:13:43,723 --> 01:13:44,855
Nice, guys.

1425
01:13:45,029 --> 01:13:47,553
Come on, guys.

1426
01:13:55,387 --> 01:13:57,171
Are we going the wrong way,
like, away from the boat?

1427
01:13:57,345 --> 01:13:58,477
Yep, yep, yes, we are.

1428
01:14:02,612 --> 01:14:04,352
Oh, shit, oh, shit.

1429
01:14:06,354 --> 01:14:08,139
- Go on.
- Oh, shit.

1430
01:14:08,313 --> 01:14:09,140
Oh, shit.

1431
01:14:09,314 --> 01:14:10,097
Hold on.

1432
01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:15,015
Come on.

1433
01:14:17,278 --> 01:14:19,237
That's right,
I'll cut a bitch.

1434
01:14:19,411 --> 01:14:21,761
Yeah, we'll cut your ass.

1435
01:14:28,551 --> 01:14:29,465
Oh, shit.

1436
01:14:34,731 --> 01:14:36,123
Fire it,
fire over there!

1437
01:14:38,082 --> 01:14:41,868
Oh, shit, okay, okay,
V, I see you. YeeHaw!

1438
01:14:46,133 --> 01:14:48,135
Damn.

1439
01:14:48,309 --> 01:14:49,397
Collins, come,
Collins, give that back.

1440
01:14:49,572 --> 01:14:51,443
Collins, I need that, seriously.

1441
01:14:51,617 --> 01:14:52,966
Collins, give that back.

1442
01:14:53,140 --> 01:14:54,751
What's going on back there?

1443
01:14:54,925 --> 01:14:55,926
He took the sickle.

1444
01:14:56,100 --> 01:14:58,102
He can't steady himself.

1445
01:14:59,843 --> 01:15:00,844
Dude!

1446
01:15:01,018 --> 01:15:03,411
Dude, dude, why, whoa, why?

1447
01:15:03,586 --> 01:15:05,631
Sorry.

1448
01:15:05,805 --> 01:15:08,765
Oh, man, whoa.

1449
01:15:08,939 --> 01:15:10,027
- Collins!
- Oh, man.

1450
01:15:10,201 --> 01:15:10,767
Shit.

1451
01:15:13,421 --> 01:15:14,814
What the fuck?

1452
01:15:14,988 --> 01:15:15,859
Stop,
stop, stop, we can't

1453
01:15:16,033 --> 01:15:17,034
leave without Collins.
- Shit.

1454
01:15:17,208 --> 01:15:19,297
I'm going in for the save.

1455
01:15:19,471 --> 01:15:21,647
Okay, okay, all
right, get ready.

1456
01:15:21,821 --> 01:15:23,083
Are you ready?

1457
01:15:23,257 --> 01:15:25,259
Get ready, man, you're
gonna jump, okay?

1458
01:15:25,433 --> 01:15:26,173
You've got this, you've got
this, bro, come on, okay.

1459
01:15:33,137 --> 01:15:34,225
I bet
you can't catch me.

1460
01:15:34,399 --> 01:15:35,487
Collins!

1461
01:15:35,661 --> 01:15:37,054
Come and get me, Farmer Jay.

1462
01:15:37,228 --> 01:15:40,100
Hold on, Collins,
wait, wait, wait!

1463
01:15:40,274 --> 01:15:41,362
Hold on, bro.

1464
01:15:42,363 --> 01:15:43,234
Damn, he's fast.

1465
01:15:45,628 --> 01:15:47,238
Come on, man.

1466
01:15:47,412 --> 01:15:48,805
Come and get me. - I'm
too old for this shit.

1467
01:15:48,979 --> 01:15:50,328
Join the party.

1468
01:16:03,863 --> 01:16:04,777
Hang on.

1469
01:16:06,605 --> 01:16:10,348
Hey, you guys promised
me a party, Farmer Jay.

1470
01:16:10,522 --> 01:16:11,915
Come on, Collins, man,

1471
01:16:12,089 --> 01:16:13,656
you're gonna get
us killed out here.

1472
01:16:23,404 --> 01:16:24,710
Oh, shit, mother.

1473
01:16:29,236 --> 01:16:31,064
You look like shit, man.

1474
01:16:32,370 --> 01:16:33,719
Dumb luck.

1475
01:16:35,286 --> 01:16:36,504
Damn.

1476
01:17:08,536 --> 01:17:09,712
Shit, oh, shit.

1477
01:17:09,886 --> 01:17:11,627
Hold on, hold on.

1478
01:17:11,801 --> 01:17:12,889
We're reversing, we gotta get.

1479
01:17:13,063 --> 01:17:15,979
It's okay, hold on.

1480
01:17:16,153 --> 01:17:18,111
Thalia,
try to hold it steady.

1481
01:17:18,285 --> 01:17:18,808
What do
you want from me?

1482
01:17:21,724 --> 01:17:23,639
This isn't straight road.

1483
01:17:25,684 --> 01:17:27,077
Oh, shit, I lost it.

1484
01:17:29,514 --> 01:17:30,994
This is beyond scary.

1485
01:17:34,388 --> 01:17:36,173
Guys, cliff.

1486
01:17:36,347 --> 01:17:37,130
I have
nowhere to go, I can't.

1487
01:17:46,923 --> 01:17:48,315
There's the boat.

1488
01:17:48,489 --> 01:17:51,362
Just like I planned
it, this way. Come on.

1489
01:17:56,976 --> 01:17:59,196
If I drown, you
gotta get me, okay?

1490
01:18:03,679 --> 01:18:04,897
Come on, kick those legs.

1491
01:18:05,071 --> 01:18:06,464
Swim, fishy, swim.

1492
01:18:08,161 --> 01:18:09,815
Swim fast,
faster, swim faster!

1493
01:18:12,818 --> 01:18:14,907
We're gonna
have to climb the ropes.

1494
01:18:17,431 --> 01:18:19,825
Wait, wait,
okay, please, God.

1495
01:18:22,872 --> 01:18:25,744
Go, go, go,
come on, Thalia, climb, climb!

1496
01:18:25,918 --> 01:18:28,007
Come on, Thalia, use your arms.

1497
01:18:28,181 --> 01:18:29,443
Come on, you don't
have to buy me dinner first.

1498
01:18:29,617 --> 01:18:31,184
Just put your hands
up my ass and push.

1499
01:18:31,358 --> 01:18:33,143
Reach my hand, reach
my hand, come on.

1500
01:18:33,317 --> 01:18:35,275
You're so close.

1501
01:18:35,449 --> 01:18:35,972
Hang on,
Violet, I'm coming up there.

1502
01:18:36,146 --> 01:18:37,625
Thalia, hang tight.

1503
01:18:41,978 --> 01:18:42,935
Nice, CrossFit?

1504
01:18:43,109 --> 01:18:44,197
Pilates.

1505
01:18:44,371 --> 01:18:46,591
Thalia, come on, take my hand.

1506
01:18:46,765 --> 01:18:48,375
You've got this, girl.

1507
01:18:48,549 --> 01:18:50,029
Come on, girl, it's
just like gym class.

1508
01:18:50,203 --> 01:18:51,378
I was homeschooled,
though, man.

1509
01:18:51,552 --> 01:18:52,553
Oh, shit.

1510
01:18:53,337 --> 01:18:54,207
Come on.

1511
01:19:01,214 --> 01:19:05,218
Come on, please, please just
climb, just climb, come on.

1512
01:19:05,392 --> 01:19:08,656
Lift your feet, lift your
feet, lift your feet.

1513
01:19:16,577 --> 01:19:18,014
Okay.

1514
01:19:20,059 --> 01:19:21,017
Shoot it with the flare gun!

1515
01:19:29,852 --> 01:19:31,549
Eat my flare, motherfucker.

1516
01:19:44,344 --> 01:19:45,824
Oh, my God, Thalia,
thank God you're okay.

1517
01:19:45,998 --> 01:19:47,478
Thank you guys.

1518
01:19:47,652 --> 01:19:49,001
Hey, you okay?

1519
01:19:49,175 --> 01:19:51,177
That's amazing, still breathing.

1520
01:19:51,351 --> 01:19:53,179
Please tell me you
still have the boat key.

1521
01:19:55,399 --> 01:19:56,356
Yes.

1522
01:19:56,530 --> 01:19:57,749
Okay, let's go get Collins,

1523
01:19:57,923 --> 01:19:58,663
and then we're-
- Fuck, yeah.

1524
01:19:58,837 --> 01:19:59,882
The fuck off this island.

1525
01:20:00,056 --> 01:20:01,579
Yes, that.

1526
01:20:01,753 --> 01:20:02,580
I've been
looking for that.

1527
01:20:06,976 --> 01:20:08,934
Mason, we all want
to get off this island.

1528
01:20:09,108 --> 01:20:11,154
I really want to go get
Collins, and we'll go.

1529
01:20:11,328 --> 01:20:13,809
Shit, I want my ear back.

1530
01:20:15,767 --> 01:20:17,508
What are you gonna do, huh?

1531
01:20:17,682 --> 01:20:20,119
Dude, you're like a walking
WebMD nightmare right now,

1532
01:20:20,293 --> 01:20:22,730
okay, let's just, like, get
back to the mainland, dude,

1533
01:20:22,905 --> 01:20:24,036
and figure this all out, yeah?

1534
01:20:24,210 --> 01:20:26,691
I tried to get
us all out of here,

1535
01:20:26,865 --> 01:20:28,388
but what did you guys do?

1536
01:20:28,562 --> 01:20:31,087
You let me stay with
Cujo's evil twin.

1537
01:20:31,261 --> 01:20:32,479
What the fuck is the deal,

1538
01:20:32,653 --> 01:20:34,177
fam, huh?
- W- well,

1539
01:20:34,351 --> 01:20:36,570
we knew you'd be okay, Mason.

1540
01:20:36,744 --> 01:20:39,922
With how strong you are, we
knew you'd make it back safely.

1541
01:20:40,096 --> 01:20:42,359
Yeah, really good job, Mason.

1542
01:20:42,533 --> 01:20:44,013
- Yeah, Mason.
- Way to go.

1543
01:20:44,187 --> 01:20:46,624
Dude, how did you get
away from- from those dogs?

1544
01:20:46,798 --> 01:20:47,668
Which dog?

1545
01:20:49,540 --> 01:20:50,976
This dog?

1546
01:20:56,852 --> 01:20:58,636
Come here, come here.

1547
01:21:00,029 --> 01:21:01,465
Don't take another step.

1548
01:21:01,639 --> 01:21:03,119
Or what?

1549
01:21:07,297 --> 01:21:08,341
Sic 'em.

1550
01:21:17,916 --> 01:21:19,787
Get them, get them!

1551
01:21:19,962 --> 01:21:22,138
Push the
dog away from you.

1552
01:21:22,312 --> 01:21:23,226
You're in my kill box.

1553
01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:24,227
What?

1554
01:21:24,401 --> 01:21:25,837
I cannot engage tango.

1555
01:21:26,011 --> 01:21:27,447
Cool assault rifle, bro.

1556
01:21:30,189 --> 01:21:31,321
Is that a paintball gun?

1557
01:21:31,495 --> 01:21:32,670
Wow, I'm embarrassed for you.

1558
01:21:32,844 --> 01:21:34,498
Now, Queen.

1559
01:21:48,207 --> 01:21:49,600
Dude.
- What?

1560
01:21:50,601 --> 01:21:51,907
Your arm.

1561
01:22:02,439 --> 01:22:04,920
Grab on, oh, my
God, I got you.

1562
01:22:05,094 --> 01:22:06,617
Help me up, please.

1563
01:22:06,791 --> 01:22:08,401
- Hang on.
- Please.

1564
01:22:13,450 --> 01:22:15,365
Bitch, that's right.

1565
01:22:26,158 --> 01:22:28,030
Is that all you got?

1566
01:22:36,647 --> 01:22:39,563
I tried to hold on,
man, I really did.

1567
01:22:40,825 --> 01:22:41,739
I know.

1568
01:22:48,833 --> 01:22:49,790
Okay, run. Run!

1569
01:23:03,413 --> 01:23:05,110
What the, why isn't it?

1570
01:23:07,852 --> 01:23:10,028
God, these dogs take big shits.

1571
01:23:18,254 --> 01:23:19,037
Whoa.

1572
01:23:30,962 --> 01:23:31,658
Oh, shit.

1573
01:23:37,534 --> 01:23:39,623
Oh ho ho,
yes, it worked.

1574
01:23:47,979 --> 01:23:49,459
Oh, shit, oh, Violet.

1575
01:23:58,772 --> 01:23:59,643
Violet!

1576
01:24:04,952 --> 01:24:06,215
Collins?

1577
01:24:08,434 --> 01:24:10,741
Hey, V, there you are.

1578
01:24:10,915 --> 01:24:11,959
Hey, shh, shh, shh, shh.

1579
01:24:12,134 --> 01:24:13,918
How'd you get on the boat?

1580
01:24:14,092 --> 01:24:15,876
With them.

1581
01:24:18,444 --> 01:24:20,403
I came with them.

1582
01:24:23,275 --> 01:24:24,407
Violet, come back!

1583
01:24:24,581 --> 01:24:26,844
This place is paradise!

1584
01:24:27,018 --> 01:24:28,193
Violet, hold on.

1585
01:24:29,499 --> 01:24:30,674
Oh, sweet baby Jesus.

1586
01:24:35,592 --> 01:24:37,420
Okay, good boy, oh, God.

1587
01:24:43,165 --> 01:24:44,166
Collins, you're my brother.

1588
01:24:44,340 --> 01:24:46,081
It's you and me,

1589
01:24:46,255 --> 01:24:48,083
and we are going to get
you back to the mainland.

1590
01:24:48,257 --> 01:24:50,563
Stop.
Here, champagne.

1591
01:24:50,737 --> 01:24:52,304
And you're
gonna get better.

1592
01:24:52,478 --> 01:24:53,827
I know, V.

1593
01:24:54,001 --> 01:24:54,567
Collins.

1594
01:24:56,526 --> 01:24:57,875
Okay, good boy.

1595
01:25:10,366 --> 01:25:12,977
Don't forget to smash
the like button!

1596
01:25:13,151 --> 01:25:14,979
Shit, fuck, faster.

1597
01:25:18,156 --> 01:25:19,026
Collins.

1598
01:25:26,991 --> 01:25:28,427
Ah, what the fuck?

1599
01:25:28,601 --> 01:25:31,256
God, that really
fucking hurt, V.

1600
01:25:33,867 --> 01:25:35,608
That guy upstairs,
if I'm gonna go out,

1601
01:25:35,782 --> 01:25:37,132
can you make it, like, like,

1602
01:25:37,306 --> 01:25:39,395
a little heroic or cool looking?

1603
01:25:39,569 --> 01:25:42,093
You shot my only good ankle.

1604
01:25:42,267 --> 01:25:43,399
Can you make me look cool?

1605
01:25:46,445 --> 01:25:48,012
Oh, God, dear God,
somebody help!

1606
01:25:50,797 --> 01:25:54,018
No, no, no, no, no.

1607
01:25:54,192 --> 01:25:56,499
Whoa, oh, holy shit, dude.

1608
01:26:00,633 --> 01:26:03,201
Oh, that was fucking awesome.

1609
01:26:09,120 --> 01:26:12,036
Who's driving
this thing, whoa.

1610
01:26:14,256 --> 01:26:15,909
Ow.

1611
01:26:16,083 --> 01:26:17,433
What was that?

1612
01:26:18,825 --> 01:26:19,783
Oh, man.

1613
01:26:25,005 --> 01:26:26,616
Fuck!

1614
01:26:26,790 --> 01:26:29,314
Fuck, this close,
this fucking close.

1615
01:26:32,709 --> 01:26:36,843
Sayonara, Vincetopia,
it's been real.

1616
01:26:40,891 --> 01:26:42,371
Oh, my god, it feels
good to sit down.

1617
01:26:44,938 --> 01:26:46,723
Holy shit.

1618
01:26:46,897 --> 01:26:48,638
I guess we're officially
just sitting duck status,

1619
01:26:48,812 --> 01:26:50,596
just sitting here, chilling,

1620
01:26:52,119 --> 01:26:54,034
waiting to die, I guess, man.

1621
01:26:56,298 --> 01:26:57,081
This is my last one.

1622
01:26:58,909 --> 01:27:00,127
You can have the big half.

1623
01:27:02,173 --> 01:27:03,087
Cheers.

1624
01:27:03,261 --> 01:27:05,524
Cheers.

1625
01:27:08,527 --> 01:27:10,442
I guess this makes us friends?

1626
01:27:10,616 --> 01:27:12,792
I'd say we're
friends for life, man.

1627
01:27:12,966 --> 01:27:14,011
Yeah.

1628
01:27:18,407 --> 01:27:20,322
If one of those little
fuckers bites me,

1629
01:27:20,496 --> 01:27:22,846
I promise I won't go
all rabid on you, okay?

1630
01:27:23,020 --> 01:27:26,893
You planning on being the
world's first vegan rabid human?

1631
01:27:27,067 --> 01:27:28,895
Okay, well, worst case,
you can take that chair,

1632
01:27:29,069 --> 01:27:30,288
you can just hit
me over the head

1633
01:27:30,462 --> 01:27:33,770
with it super hard, like, WWE.

1634
01:27:33,944 --> 01:27:35,598
It'd be kind of dope, actually.

1635
01:27:35,772 --> 01:27:38,253
That sounds so exhausting.

1636
01:27:38,427 --> 01:27:40,385
Okay, yeah, I feel that.

1637
01:27:40,559 --> 01:27:43,258
I don't want to make
you work harder.

1638
01:27:59,317 --> 01:28:00,840
Okay, let's do this.

1639
01:28:09,675 --> 01:28:10,415
Hey, hey.

1640
01:28:13,897 --> 01:28:14,463
Got it.

1641
01:28:22,122 --> 01:28:23,123
Fucking get him.

1642
01:28:29,173 --> 01:28:31,044
It's not doing any damage.

1643
01:28:31,218 --> 01:28:33,220
It's our last shot, oh, God.

1644
01:28:45,058 --> 01:28:46,930
The hull, baby.

1645
01:28:47,974 --> 01:28:48,888
Whoa!

1646
01:28:59,421 --> 01:29:01,423
Oh, someone's
coming to help us.

1647
01:29:01,597 --> 01:29:02,946
Oh, thank you, man,
thank you, Jesus.

1648
01:29:10,170 --> 01:29:13,260
Hayden, Hayden!

1649
01:29:13,435 --> 01:29:15,567
Hayden.

1650
01:29:16,829 --> 01:29:19,397
Hey, nice boots, hello.

1651
01:29:19,571 --> 01:29:21,051
Hello.

1652
01:29:21,225 --> 01:29:23,532
Hey, do you have
the wifi password?

1653
01:29:25,360 --> 01:29:27,362
Dude, that's my sister.

1654
01:29:27,536 --> 01:29:29,407
Ah!

1655
01:29:37,415 --> 01:29:39,939
You know, I think if
I had better footwear,

1656
01:29:40,113 --> 01:29:41,680
I could do that, too.

1657
01:29:41,854 --> 01:29:44,640
Oh, I think I remember
you, motherfucker.

1658
01:29:50,341 --> 01:29:52,082
God, she's cool.

1659
01:29:52,256 --> 01:29:54,127
Hayden, watch out!

1660
01:29:59,306 --> 01:30:01,047
Hayden, Hayden!

1661
01:30:01,221 --> 01:30:05,138
Thalia, hang on, I gotta
fuck with this dog real quick.

1662
01:30:05,312 --> 01:30:07,097
Fuck yeah, man.

1663
01:30:07,271 --> 01:30:08,925
Holy shit, hi!

1664
01:30:09,099 --> 01:30:11,797
Oh, my god, where the
hell is everyone else?

1665
01:30:11,971 --> 01:30:13,843
It's just my brother
that we need to grab.

1666
01:30:14,017 --> 01:30:15,061
Is he the dude hanging
off the back of the boat?

1667
01:30:15,235 --> 01:30:16,846
Yeah.

1668
01:30:17,020 --> 01:30:18,325
Yeah, I had to anchor
him down with an arrow.

1669
01:30:18,500 --> 01:30:19,283
It's a long story.

1670
01:30:19,457 --> 01:30:20,545
Let's go.

1671
01:30:25,289 --> 01:30:27,073
Go, go, go, go, go, run!

1672
01:30:28,161 --> 01:30:28,771
Faster!

1673
01:30:30,903 --> 01:30:32,818
Oh, Hayden, behind you.

1674
01:30:34,037 --> 01:30:34,777
Play dead.

1675
01:30:39,042 --> 01:30:40,304
Let's go.

1676
01:30:42,306 --> 01:30:44,874
Ow!

1677
01:30:45,048 --> 01:30:46,745
Hey,
whoa, whoa, dude.

1678
01:30:46,919 --> 01:30:48,094
Hayden, Hayden, you
have to keep your hand

1679
01:30:48,268 --> 01:30:49,313
on the joystick, man.

1680
01:30:50,270 --> 01:30:51,446
Are you sure?

1681
01:30:51,620 --> 01:30:53,143
Mm-hmm, yeah, okay,

1682
01:30:53,317 --> 01:30:54,753
so the instructor said-
- My hand on that?

1683
01:30:54,927 --> 01:30:56,712
Okay.
- You have to put your hand-

1684
01:30:56,886 --> 01:30:58,322
Always this, and the other

1685
01:30:58,496 --> 01:30:59,541
one here.
- Are you shitting me?

1686
01:30:59,889 --> 01:31:01,151
Where the fuck are my
sunglasses?

1687
01:31:01,499 --> 01:31:02,718
Okay.

1688
01:31:02,892 --> 01:31:04,415
How'd you know
where to find us?

1689
01:31:04,589 --> 01:31:05,764
Thalia's live stream.

1690
01:31:11,770 --> 01:31:12,597
This is fun.

1691
01:31:17,341 --> 01:31:18,124
- Go for it, man.
- Pull it.

1692
01:31:18,908 --> 01:31:20,344
All right.

1693
01:31:23,216 --> 01:31:26,655
You pull it again.

1694
01:31:26,829 --> 01:31:28,221
Nice, baby.

1695
01:31:28,395 --> 01:31:29,484
Pull it again.

1696
01:31:32,095 --> 01:31:33,139
Hell, yeah.

1697
01:31:33,313 --> 01:31:34,358
Whoa.

1698
01:31:34,532 --> 01:31:35,402
Burn, baby, burn.

1699
01:31:35,577 --> 01:31:36,403
It's missing a paw.

1700
01:31:36,578 --> 01:31:37,927
Hell, yeah.

1701
01:31:45,935 --> 01:31:47,806
Wait!

1702
01:31:47,980 --> 01:31:51,593
I'm still here, come back!

1703
01:32:11,090 --> 01:32:13,571
Let's make
movie magic, everybody.

1704
01:32:15,660 --> 01:32:17,967
Sometimes, when
I'm making a cake,

1705
01:32:18,141 --> 01:32:22,667
it's just a good idea to
spread the frosting.

1706
01:32:29,413 --> 01:32:30,196
Whoa!

1707
01:32:34,592 --> 01:32:38,161
Could I get a towel?

1708
01:32:40,293 --> 01:32:41,904
Thanks.

1709
01:32:42,078 --> 01:32:43,340
And
can you wipe off,

1710
01:32:43,514 --> 01:32:45,081
there's some, there's a
piece of banana on you.

1711
01:32:45,255 --> 01:32:46,561
- Obviously, that's what she-
- It's so slippery.

1712
01:32:46,735 --> 01:32:49,738
Come on, think
about it.

1713
01:32:52,828 --> 01:32:55,700
All right, right,
all right, come at me.

1714
01:32:55,874 --> 01:32:57,789
Your mama's a bitch.

1715
01:33:02,489 --> 01:33:07,103
I want to see these dogs
verified on Instagram.

1716
01:33:07,277 --> 01:33:08,278
This feels like a
fucking fever dream.

1717
01:33:08,452 --> 01:33:10,497
What the fuck
is the deal, fam?

1718
01:33:10,672 --> 01:33:12,325
We knew you
would be okay, Mason,

1719
01:33:12,499 --> 01:33:14,284
how strong you are, I have,
I have a question for you.

1720
01:33:15,677 --> 01:33:17,156
You need makeup.

1721
01:33:17,330 --> 01:33:19,376
I can read the line.

1722
01:33:19,550 --> 01:33:23,336
My FBO in Van Nuys and tell
him to spark up.

1723
01:33:23,510 --> 01:33:25,817
Get sparky, really, she
knows all of my lines.

1724
01:33:25,991 --> 01:33:27,210
She should just do me.

1725
01:33:27,384 --> 01:33:29,125
Okay, let's go.

1726
01:33:31,823 --> 01:33:32,824
I found him.

1727
01:33:40,876 --> 01:33:41,964
Well.

1728
01:33:48,797 --> 01:33:52,061
I've never felt
better in my life.

1729
01:33:52,235 --> 01:33:53,802
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.

1730
01:33:56,369 --> 01:33:59,198
Fuse our collective
force of madness together

1731
01:33:59,372 --> 01:34:00,983
to be an unstoppable force, or-

1732
01:34:02,375 --> 01:34:03,681
Sorry, guys.

1733
01:34:14,039 --> 01:34:16,825
What, you're
now leaving, guys?

1734
01:34:16,999 --> 01:34:18,653
Inside voices,
for the love of God.

1735
01:34:18,827 --> 01:34:20,611
Audio control
on this jet pack?

1736
01:34:20,785 --> 01:34:22,961
I gotta stop smoking
so much weed, guys.

1737
01:34:27,531 --> 01:34:29,011
I always wondered
that in movies,

1738
01:34:29,402 --> 01:34:30,665
When are people
finding the time to go pee?

1739
01:34:30,839 --> 01:34:31,753
Or poop.

1740
01:34:31,927 --> 01:34:32,884
There's dogs out there.

1741
01:34:33,276 --> 01:34:34,407
I know.

1742
01:34:34,581 --> 01:34:35,104
So you
have to hold it.

1743
01:34:37,410 --> 01:34:38,542
You went from "Damn,
boy," to "Damn, boy!"

1744
01:34:38,716 --> 01:34:41,327
Let's go.

1745
01:34:41,501 --> 01:34:43,242
We don't have time for this.

1746
01:34:45,418 --> 01:34:47,029
It's not working.

1747
01:34:47,203 --> 01:34:49,858
- Okay, here you go.
- The best day ever!

1748
01:35:01,434 --> 01:35:02,914
Probably gonna be right
where you are, Grace.

1749
01:35:03,088 --> 01:35:05,787
Okay, okay, okay, sorry.

1750
01:35:07,832 --> 01:35:09,834
Oh, dear, sorry, I'm
gonna take that back.

1751
01:35:12,358 --> 01:35:13,838
My eyelashes.

1752
01:35:18,800 --> 01:35:19,844
So we need to get her

1753
01:35:20,018 --> 01:35:22,499
to- to- to call
the Navy SEALs, or-

1754
01:35:25,589 --> 01:35:28,592
Okay,
okay, another towel.

1755
01:35:34,337 --> 01:35:35,077
- Go, go, go!
- We gotta go, we gotta go!

1756
01:35:35,251 --> 01:35:37,035
Okay.

1757
01:35:37,209 --> 01:35:38,689
- I said the-
- Real fake.

1758
01:35:38,863 --> 01:35:39,995
That was fucking good.

1759
01:35:40,169 --> 01:35:41,518
That was good.
- That was goddamn-

1760
01:35:41,692 --> 01:35:43,041
Don't do that,
I'm not into dudes.

1761
01:35:43,215 --> 01:35:46,915
This is shaping up to
be quite the adventure.

1762
01:36:14,072 --> 01:36:14,943
Bro,
you talking to me?

1763
01:36:16,858 --> 01:36:17,989
What a
time to be alive.

1764
01:36:29,958 --> 01:36:31,046
Did you
just say it's edible?

1765
01:36:31,220 --> 01:36:33,918
He did
say it's edible.

1766
01:36:39,054 --> 01:36:44,711
Do you want a
photo or a video?

1767
01:36:50,282 --> 01:36:52,241
Bingo.

1768
01:36:52,415 --> 01:36:54,112
There are
signs, we'll find our way.

1769
01:36:54,286 --> 01:36:55,897
We don't
speak these signs.

1770
01:36:58,290 --> 01:37:00,031
Listen, we will
find our way, but he wouldn't.

1771
01:37:00,205 --> 01:37:01,903
Okay, we
got confidence.

1772
01:37:06,211 --> 01:37:07,604
Y'all probably
already know her

1773
01:37:07,778 --> 01:37:08,910
and y'all are
probably gonna send

1774
01:37:09,084 --> 01:37:10,476
me a whole bunch of messages.

1775
01:37:10,781 --> 01:37:12,261
Who are we
talking to right now?

1776
01:37:12,435 --> 01:37:13,479
I have no idea
who you're talking to

1777
01:37:13,653 --> 01:37:14,524
'cause there ain't
no service, so.

1778
01:37:14,698 --> 01:37:16,047
So you can't fall out.

1779
01:37:16,395 --> 01:37:16,743
Exactly,
stay safe, kids.

1780
01:37:26,101 --> 01:37:28,538
None of us speak
Spanish.

1781
01:37:28,712 --> 01:37:33,412
Hey, hey, .

1782
01:37:33,586 --> 01:37:35,675
Why you asking me if
I'm okay, lady.

1783
01:37:39,984 --> 01:37:41,638
Welcome to Guatemala.

1784
01:37:41,812 --> 01:37:44,032
Trying to see if I
can get you to lick me, hey.

1785
01:37:47,339 --> 01:37:49,689
Get
it hot and fresh.